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Redpill me on jollibee.

>> No.17278323

>>17278321
pilipinos love it

>> No.17278325

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo1YPugo7sw

>> No.17278331 [DELETED] 

I'd tap that bee no cap

>> No.17278336

>>17278331
>inb4 the ovipositor-stinger copypasta

>> No.17278339

Redpill on palabok fiesta

>> No.17278375

I feel like Filipinos got the short end of the stick: Asian yet low avg IQ, ugly, shittiest food, small dinky and more.

If you need to be cursed as a people with small dicks at least get the big brain, hot girls and good food as part of the deal.

>> No.17278448

guys, please...no more jollibee threads

>> No.17278559

>>17278321
damn they look so fucking cool standing like that. are all filipinos this cool?

>> No.17278585

I miss the Jollibee poster. :(

>> No.17279232

School cafeteria food tier/

>> No.17279725

The sauce is pretty nice on the cheese burger equivalent

>> No.17279731

Palabok + gravy is S tier fast food.

>> No.17279739

>>17278321
I have never had it but can you really go wrong with fried chicken? Do they import Filipinos to work at them when they open them abroad? I'm tired of hitting on the local foid wagies

>> No.17279856
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>>17278585

>> No.17279873

>>17278321
he got fired from Jollibee marketing dept?

>> No.17279925

Never had it, no locations anywhere near me

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>> No.17279957

>>17278321
they marinate the chicken with MSG, potassium salt, and chicken broth concentrate

>> No.17279992

I have great respect for the Filipino nation so I turn a blind eye.

>> No.17281692

redpill me on Palabok fiesta

>> No.17281716
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>>17278321
I think there was one of these at a theme park called genting highlands in Malaysia. The theme park is in the mountains so it is cold and misty. My family would go to the park often on days where the tourists were not present and get there very early in the morning. Fog would blanket the cold nearly empty eerie park. While my sister and I would do rounds on the spinning swing rides (50 seats but only two or three people riding), my parents would sit at jollibee or whatever that red restaurant was.

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>>17279936

>> No.17281780

>>17278375
The Philippines is Asia's Mexico

>> No.17281785
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>>17279856
Reminds me of this

>> No.17281788
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>>17279856
looks generic as hell

>> No.17281836
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I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>> No.17281860

>>17279936
I just can't comprehend why anyone would ever want spaghetti from a fast food joint.

>> No.17281871

>>17278321
>Redpill me on jollibee.
cultural appropriation

>> No.17282701

The chicken is good. The rest of the stuff on the menu is pretty weird to me, like getting spaghetti with shredded cheddar on top. If you just go for the chicken and maybe the mango pies you'll be satisfied.

>> No.17282710

>>17278375
they are the most powerful race, fact

>> No.17283073

>>17278375
>Asian yet low avg IQ
Asian = high IQ is a meme. It's really just the Koreans, Japanese, and maybe some of the Chinese. Rest is on par with South America or MENA.

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>>17281860

>> No.17283299

Our guy mikey Chen lives their fried chicken
He said its the best

>> No.17283331
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JOLLIBEE™

>> No.17283340
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JOLLIBEE™
JOLLIBEE™

>> No.17283343

>>17278321
I know it's going to be shit, but I'll try it. Filipino food is ridiculously hit or miss; the best breakfast in the world is cool sunny side up eggs with jasmine rice and longanisa, but the worst pasta in the world is Filipino spaghetti, to cite some small examples.

>> No.17283392

>>17278559
You can't tell because it's a still photo, but right before it both the Bee and the Pi had fought off a street gang. That's their victory pose.

And yes, knife fighting and victory posing is long tradition.

>> No.17283460

>>17278321
higher quality than a lot of fast food fried chicken

>> No.17283473
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JOLLIBEE™

>> No.17284672

>>17281836
Based pasta

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>just chicken with "joy" added to the end of it
this is bad as mcdonalds just slapping Mc in front of a regular generic item

>> No.17284743

>>17284733
"As bad"? How is it even bad at all? How fucking sensitive and gay can you be?

>> No.17284745

>>17278321
Yeah uhhhh….uhhhhh…I’ll take the ladyboy working the register please and thank you

>> No.17284760

>>17279936
That shit looks plain jane as fuck dude. AND IS THAT CHEDDAR ON SPAGOOTER? FUCKING REALLY? Violating so many food laws right now, the fuck?

>> No.17284769

>>17284743
kek, i should be asking you McFussy.
it's just not creative. Try out the all new BurgerYum from McWhatever's.

>> No.17284770

>>17283249
Hey hey...whoawhoawhoa...don't be hatin' on Fazoli's now, faggot.

>> No.17284799

>>17284760
Cheese is cheese.

>> No.17284805

>>17284769
Why do you care what a chain calls their food

>> No.17284811

>>17284707
Jolli-cucked

>> No.17284820

>>17279856
can I get 10 orders of the chicken dippers

>> No.17284828

>>17283473
what currency is this? $43 for all that seems a bit too expensive

>> No.17284865

>>17284828
KFC's 12 piece is 32 dollars but just 3 sides and biscuits. Jolibee's 43 dollar is only 8 pieces, but comes with 4 hotdogs, fries, and the drinks. Jolibee's is slightly more expensive, and KFC throws in a lot of filler.

>> No.17284871

>>17284865
I see, I don't really eat fast food often so the prices seem high to me

>> No.17284901

>>17284805
I don't really, I forgot it existed until this thread. I just thought it was a stupid name. Why do you care about my opinion on dumb fast food naming schemes? Introducing the new ChickenWow at Shitty's

>> No.17284913

>go to the jolibee in london
>it's packed with people, had to share a table
>the burger was more sauce than burger
>there's no mango pie, no halo halo
>just a shitty version of mcdonalds
>guy in the queue has apparently spent half his lunch break waiting for his burger
worst lunch i've ever fucking had

>> No.17284919

>>17284913
In all fairness, isn't it illegal to make good food in Britain?

>> No.17284942

breakfast menu is a mess (rice ffs) but the big kahuna burger looks intriguing and i want to try peach mango pie right fucking now

>> No.17284959

dont talk to me until I've had my Yum! burger

>> No.17285079

the yum burger is really good and the fried chicken is great. i would even say its better than popeyes because its actually spicy. the spaghettis are really meh though

>> No.17285119
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>>17278321
Jollibased

>> No.17285134

>>17283343
>I know it's going to be shit, but I'll try it.
I'd say Jollibee chicken is better than Popeyes. The fries, gravy and mango pies are also pretty good. The burgers taste like Salisbury steak and are a bit sweet. Haven't tried their Halo-Halo, but Halo-Halo is always worth trying

>> No.17285136

>>17283473
>more for 4
Ha I think not Mr. Bee it’s just for me

>> No.17285145

>>17284942
Nah, you're retarded. Filipino breakfast is the GOAT and you would only know this if you were served it from your friend's mom immediately upon waking up after crashing hard from a huge gaming sesh.
>>17285134
I'm Canadian and our Popeyes is really good up here, so I dunno. How does it compare to Church's?

>> No.17285193

>>17285145
>How does it compare to Church's?
I've never had Church's

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>>17278321
they make a good chicken sammich

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17288515

>tfw the only fried chicken place in my town closed

>> No.17288608

>>17284901
Don't share your opinion if you're not prepared to have your stupid thoughts lambasted.

>> No.17289217

>>17288608
Huh? Don't be silly, I just think it's a stupid name and you've gotten all fussy is all.

>> No.17289342

>>17278321
>Redpill me on jollibee.

filipino here. the fried chicken is good everything else is shit. or at least you can buy better burgers/palabok (fiesta noodles) from actual burger place/filipino restaurant. you could definitely make better spaghetti and salisbury steak (burger steak) by yourself for a bit more effort and cost.

its fortunate i dont live near one, because i'd be going there every weekend and getting fucking fat on decent fried chicken served to me by business polite brown asian girls with a lilting accent who call me sir. instead, i have the good grace to live in brooklyn with a popeyes on every corner where the thought of being harassed by the crackheads by door deters me from fried chicken, never mind the high as fuck baboons behind the counter who are doing the bare minimum to not get fired.

>>17278375
yea it sucks man. luckily got chinese/spanish admixture and i come out looking japanese. but dealing with family/other filipinos makes me want to go on a shooting spree. so im throwing my lot in with east asia, even learned mandarin and work at a chinese company.

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>>17278321
I like everything except the spaghetti. I really tried to like that spaghetti. :(

>> No.17291503

>>17284828
USD, thank bare shelves joe for the massive inflation we are experiencing

>> No.17291587

>>17278375
Yet they also got a massive buff:
insanely high social cohesion when abroad. I've seen entire workforces of flips who would die before hiring anyone else its insane.

>> No.17291598

>>17278375
Calm down Vince

>> No.17291989

There's something off about the way the food looks. It looks like fake imitation food, like the stuff they'd put in displays so you kind of see what you're getting.

>> No.17292531

There is no fast food desert in the world as tasty as the peach mango pie

>> No.17292636

>>17283073
Sinosphere Asians to be exact

t. Vietnamese having friends here who are big brain af (am /r/edditor do not mind me)

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>>17278321