/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17276268]

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[Anonymous No.17276269]

>>17276268
has he stopped painting his nails yet?

[Anonymous No.17276270]

gassy on the right

[Anonymous No.17276271]

What's the appeal for beans during breakfast in euroland?

[Anonymous No.17276272]

>>17276271
huevos rancheros is god tier but refried beans aren’t shit like British baked beans.

[Anonymous No.17276273]

>>17276271
Northwestern Euros and their scat porn

[Anonymous No.17276274]

>eating fried eggs without toast

[Anonymous No.17276275]

>>17276268
Full english 4 me, except I'd swap out the sausage for the bacon.

[Anonymous No.17276276]

>>17276268
fucking slop on the right

[Anonymous No.17276277]

>>17276271
They love beans

[Anonymous No.17276278]

this nigga eating beans

[Anonymous No.17276279]

>>17276268
Bean Kino?

[Anonymous No.17276280]

>>17276272
Shut up beaner. /tv/ is a white only subreddit

[Anonymous No.17276281]

>>17276268
I fucking hate pancakes.

[Anonymous No.17276282]

>>17276271
Baked beans fit breakfast just fine. I'm not even an European.

[Anonymous No.17276283]

>>17276274
this

[Anonymous No.17276284]

>>17276282
Mutts don't understand what baked beans are like because they have refried mush

[Anonymous No.17276285]

>>17276284
bizarre post

[Anonymous No.17276286]

>>17276284
I'm guessing their only experience of baked beans is from a can.

[Anonymous No.17276287]

>>17276281
then you haven't had good ones

[Anonymous No.17276288]

>>17276268
Obviously the English but the fucked up the beans considerably. Also wrong sausage and no toast.

[Anonymous No.17276289]

>>17276268
Pancakes are alright but I don't know how mutts can eat so many in one meal. I feel full after two at most.

[Anonymous No.17276290]

>>17276268
an American made both of those, judging by the potion size

[Anonymous No.17276291]

>>17276284
Nigger we have more baked beans in one state than your entire country.

[Anonymous No.17276292]

>>17276268
Full English sounds like a sex move

[Anonymous No.17276293]

>>17276282
>goes cold after like 3 mins

[Anonymous No.17276294]

>>17276291
You don't have baked beans, you have lifeless slop with lumps

[Anonymous No.17276295]

>>17276268
>here is your dozen tomatoes

[Anonymous No.17276296]

>>17276271
>americans don't eat beans for breakfast >they'll never get a case of the morning rooty snooty tooting booty taking the tube to work

[Anonymous No.17276297]

>>17276268
PANCAKES ARE FOR SHROVE TUESDAY YOU MUG

[Anonymous No.17276298]

>>17276268
Beans are too dark.
For me it's got to be Heinz

[Anonymous No.17276299]

>>17276290
no youre just a twink

[Anonymous No.17276300]

>>17276287
Not him and I don't hate pancakes but I'm not a sweets breakfast kind of guy. I'll always order breakfast foods that contain little to no sugar with the exception of maybe some fruit on the side. My personal favourite breakfast is eggs benedict.

[Anonymous No.17276301]

>>17276293
Not really and as opposed to what? Fried eggs go cold even faster.

[Anonymous No.17276302]

[Anonymous No.17276303]

>>17276296
Try again

[Anonymous No.17276304]

>>17276268
>british "people" eat beans and blood for breakfast

[Anonymous No.17276305]

>>17276298
Guarantee you he worchestchershired them up a notch

[Anonymous No.17276306]

>>17276268
>the murican version contains zero vegetables
why am I not surprised

[Anonymous No.17276307]

Why can't americans get a full english right? It's probably the most simple meal anyone can make

[Anonymous No.17276308]

>>17276306
Potato is a vegetable. So is butter.

[Anonymous No.17276309]

>>17276280
>sensitive about his beans
>also short bald and pasty
sounds like brits are the real beaners, bro.

[Anonymous No.17276310]

>>17276309
That's pastie, lad

[Anonymous No.17276311]

>>17276303
Too embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.17276312]

>>17276302
Just add gummy worms and it's a traditional spic meal.

[Anonymous No.17276316]

>>17276306
>the murican version contains zero vegetables
Do you not see the green shit on the top of the eggs?

[Anonymous No.17276317]

Babish became such a faggot after getting successful

[Anonymous No.17276320]

The appeal to post is lost

[Anonymous No.17276327]

>>17276268
what kind of retarded faggot leaves the tomatoes still on the vine?

[Anonymous No.17276334]

>>17276302
Grew up in Rochester. Been there many times. Comfy garbage plate.

[Anonymous No.17276339]

>>17276327
That's how you roast them dumbass

[Anonymous No.17276347]

>>17276339
no, you don't leave them on the vine
the vine isn't part of the breakfast, not is there an advantage to leaving it while cooking

[Anonymous No.17276348]

>>17276290
agreed, too much eye of newt.

[Anonymous No.17276365]

>>17276347
Yes, you do. Using it whilst cooking it to make it easier to fry and keep intact retard.
Jesus you're such a dumbass

[Anonymous No.17276372]

>>17276365
do you not own tongs?

[Anonymous No.17276376]

Why did the retarded jannies move us here? Have any of you lot seen I am Jazz? His sister is cute and has nice feet.

Also the bacon is over cooked, the scrambled egg is too hard and the excessive cherry tomatoes are ridiculous

[Anonymous No.17276381]

>>17276268
i'll take the hash browns, sausage, and the mushier half of the tomatoes

[Anonymous No.17276411]

>>17276282
I have to learn to make fresh baked beans. The only canned ones I see have like a pound of sugar in it.

[Anonymous No.17276417]

>>17276307
What are we doing wrong? I am a decent cook, & I want to eat an English breakfast at least once in my lifetime.

[Anonymous No.17276418]

>>17276301
cold eggs is delicious. Cold beans not so much

[Anonymous No.17276422]

>>17276417
You didn’t salute the queen or have a breakfast license I bet

[Anonymous No.17276431]

>>17276271
Its cheap, its filling and the sauce is nice.

[Anonymous No.17276541]

>>17276308
Biologically, potatoes are a fruit.

[Anonymous No.17276605]

>>17276268
>beans
>bongs unironically believe this is superior

[Anonymous No.17276608]

>>17276271
>in euroland
uk isn't euroland

[Anonymous No.17276620]

>>17276306
there aren't vegetables on the britbong version either you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.17276676]

>>17276294
You have nothing but a seething resentment for your betters

[Anonymous No.17276683]

>>17276620
>tomatoes are a fruit
>mushrooms are fungi
You're right but you're only technically right

[Anonymous No.17277363]

>>17276271
Because baked beans are delicious, you mexican polish irish palestinian swarthoid

[Anonymous No.17277433]

>>17276268
Too many tomatos, no black pudding, bacon is wrong and no toast.
Pathetic attempt at full english.

[Anonymous No.17277614]

>>17276268
A rare fall of both an amerifat and britbong breakfasts. Pa-thetic...

[Anonymous No.17277629]

>>17276284
Of course Britbongs think baked beans are some sort of intensive culinary gauntlet that few can master, as opposed to one of the simplest bean recipes one can whip up in the kitchen.
Speaks volumes about why their cuisine is so universally ridiculed.

[Anonymous No.17277862]

I can begrudgingly tolerate the mushrooms I don't hate them that much but I cannot stand eating tomatoes on their own they make me want to vomit. Replace the shrooms and gross red things with hashbrowns and toast.
I love me some beans.

[Anonymous No.17277870]

>>17276291
And we have more culture, taste and history in a village, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.17277883]

Why do beans get associated with uncontrollable farts

[Anonymous No.17277900]

>>17276271
It's hard to describe, they just seem to round things out in a way the toast or potato parts don't. Adding a little bit of the beans and sauce to each bite improves the combination somehow. Maybe they make it a full protein?

[Anonymous No.17277913]

>>17276271
>comes in a tin
>makes u fart

wats not to love

[Anonymous No.17277952]

>>17277883
A lot of people don’t eat enough fiber, so when they eat something full of fiber, their body isn’t used to it and it causes gas

[Anonymous No.17278210]

>>17276268
Full English has 3 different vegetables in it. American breakfast considers maple syrup a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.17278213]

>>17278210
>muh crunchy water

[Anonymous No.17278238]

>>17276268
I loves me a full english lads

[Anonymous No.17278243]

>>17278238
What an absolute unit

[Anonymous No.17278252]

>>17276268
the english breakfast is way more nutritionally complete and a lot less carbs, shit looks amazing.

also, thinking bout those beans

[Anonymous No.17278260]

>>17276294
>says the guy who makes Heinz canned beans their go-to
At least choose a less shitty company.

[Anonymous No.17278276]

>>17276268
The American plate isn't a thing unless you're ordering fast food. In diners it was always an a la carte sort of deal with various full plate offerings from house to house. The closest you get to that "American" plate as a regular offering nationwide is fast food, which is a proxy for anything cultural.

[Anonymous No.17278460]

>>17276269
>here's your meal sir

vomit

[Anonymous No.17278479]

>>17278460
but why

[Anonymous No.17278507]

>>17278479
because babish is a fucking tranette and he's out of fucking control

not only do his purple nails look disgusting, hes hiding dirt and shit underneath them

[Anonymous No.17278550]

>>17276289
Most americans hardly ever eat pancakes, I think. The rest of the dish is pretty normal

[Anonymous No.17278555]

>>17276541
Fruit and vegetable are culinary terms, not biological or botanical terms. Another uneducated european, not surprised

[Anonymous No.17278566]

>>17277952
Fiber is an antinutrient

[Anonymous No.17278607]

>>17276291
Yanksharts don't have baked beans. They have beans in corn syrup sauce.

[Anonymous No.17278630]

>>17278555
No they aren't

[Anonymous No.17278642]

>>17278630
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable
>The original meaning is still commonly used and is applied to plants collectively to refer to all edible plant matter, including the flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds.
Inb4
>A jew wrote that!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17278699]

For me, it's oatmeal with berries, some milk and cinnamon

[Anonymous No.17278767]

>>17278460
FUCKING STOP POSTING THIS. MY FRIEND DIED OKAY?

[Anonymous No.17278778]

>>17278699
That is gayer than beans for breakfast, and beans for breakfast is Michelle Obama cock adjusting gay.

[Anonymous No.17278780]

genocide all Americans

[Anonymous No.17279291]

>>17278778
It's natural and filling for a long days work.

[Anonymous No.17279319]

>>17276268
full english looks legit and enjoyable. kind of like a stew allmost but seperated ingredients on a plate and we added eggs.
american looks horrible. who would eat pancakes just with butter? pancakes adn then bacon? pancakes and stirred egg? whatever the fourth thing is?
also
full english
>tomato
>mushrooms
>two differnt kinds of meat
american
>carbs
>more carbs
>one overrated kind of meat
>no fucking vegetable
also inb4 mushrooms arent vegetables
yes they are get fucking over it

[Sage No.17279327]

>>17276268
What kind of Bacon's that

[Anonymous No.17279469]

continental breakfast blows both out the water

[Anonymous No.17279569]

>>17278507
yes but why did he suddenly become a transvestite
i refuse to believe it is merely virtue signalling

[Anonymous No.17279770]

>>17276269
Why can't British people grow full sized tomatoes like normal human beings?

[Anonymous No.17279781]

>>17276302
>grilled cheese - $6.94

America is collapsing

[Anonymous No.17279830]

The american one looks so much better I would have thought british would be in here complaining about how unfair the picture makes it.

[Anonymous No.17280842]

Someone explain to me why baked beans triggers such a fucking autistic fit among every American. It's their deepest, most unavoidable weakness. I've never met one able to keep his composure when presented with the most inoffensive mass produced canned food out there.

[Anonymous No.17281339]

>>17276284
Refried beans are not baked beans, retard. My homemade baked beans would put your lump orange vomit to shame. Fuck Bush's.

[Anonymous No.17281355]

>>17280842
Baked beans are not for breakfast. We like baked beans just at a weekend barbecue not for a fucking workday breakfast.

[Anonymous No.17281364]

>>17278780
Europeans are all faggots.

[Anonymous No.17281393]

>>17281355
Why? They're an easy, quick heated food that can always be on hand since it's cheap as shit and canned. Most other options for breakfast either have to be actually cooked or are cold.

[Anonymous No.17281460]

>>17278479
It's literally a huge fucking trend for soyboys to paint their nails now. I'm not even kidding.

[Anonymous No.17281491]

>>17281393
>canned baked beans
All the more reason to not even eat them.

[Anonymous No.17281531]

>>17281491
They're practically the only canned food that's actually edible, since beans can fine.

[Anonymous No.17281566]

get fucked

[Anonymous No.17281592]

>>17281566
Those huevos rancheros look nasty.

[Anonymous No.17281594]

>>17279291
you need to restore your protein levels after a long slumber

[Anonymous No.17281597]

>>17281566
sup, olive?

[Anonymous No.17281599]

>>17281355
if you have eggs for breakfast, baked beans are acceptable, both are savory

[Anonymous No.17281621]

>>17281364
brownoid opinions don't matter

[Anonymous No.17282129]

>>17276268
The English are BTFO again
I do wish we also had mushrooms with our breakfast though I always make those

[Anonymous No.17282151]

>>17281621
I'm whiter than you, bitch

[Anonymous No.17282374]

>>17276290
Goddamn that chair looks comfy

[Anonymous No.17282378]

>>17282151
Post hands and timestamp negroid

[Anonymous No.17282422]

>>17281460
i reprimand my wife if she dares to paint her nails

[Anonymous No.17282427]

>>17276268
I hate this meme that there's a monoculture in america. They tried that and it didn't work.

[Anonymous No.17282432]

>>17276269
Why are you triggered so easy lib

[Anonymous No.17282436]

>>17276418
>cold eggs is delicious.

[Anonymous No.17282445]

>>17282427
There’s no culture in America

[Anonymous No.17282447]

>>17282445
pic related