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Anonymous Fri Jan 14 01:45:49 2022 No.17271528 [Reply] [Original]

oh no no no

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 01:46:44 2022 No.17271532 File: 16 KB, 375x261, 1342456368905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271528

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 01:47:08 2022 No.17271533 I want to try unironically It's a bit expensive sadly, probably would rather buy a book

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 01:47:55 2022 No.17271537 I hear an entire nation of black people crying out "What the FUCK is THIS shit?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 03:06:52 2022 No.17271683 >>17271528 is that really what they look like in cross section? worse than i thought

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 03:08:53 2022 No.17271685 looks like a dusty ass old book wtf KFC gtfo with this fake vegan shit

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 03:21:48 2022 No.17271709

Once artificial meat gets cheaper and replicate texture better i wouldn't mind it becoming a replacement for the random ground meats, but it's still not going to replace proper cuts of meat for me. My concern is artificial stuff getting cheaper while real stuff gets more expensive making it so only the wealthy can afford eating the good shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 03:26:57 2022 No.17271716 mmmm fried erasers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 03:32:53 2022 No.17271722 I'd eat that

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 03:50:48 2022 No.17271758

>>17271528
This is a lot better than those fake burgers. The texture is a bit firm but the taste is pretty good. Part of bite had a tofu sort of taste and another had a flavor reminiscent of fried chicken from a chinese takeout place. Otherwise, it tasted very much like fried chicken of some sort. They are a bit in between the taste of nuggets and bone in fried chicken.
It's $7 for six pieces, but I think that's because they want you to get the combo with fries and a drink for $8. Then again, kfc is a bit pricy for below average fried chicken.
I'd get them again, but I don't go there often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 03:51:49 2022 No.17271761 >>17271758 a bite

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 04:55:01 2022 No.17271851 File: 465 KB, 1253x1004, wa9wuruj73z21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271758 >reminiscent of fried chicken memories of chicken. in the future people won't even know what anything tastes like, just these fake meats

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:01:49 2022 No.17271870 >>17271533 very based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:03:08 2022 No.17271874 >>17271851 It definitely tastes like fried chicken. That one bite tasted differently and that it tasted like a specific type of fried chicken dish from a chinese takeout place but I can't place it at the moment. I hope that clarifies it.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:05:26 2022 No.17271884 >>17271874 and it I really need to proofread things before posting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:07:39 2022 No.17271890 File: 197 KB, 751x707, c (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"NO!!! YOU CAN'T JUST COAT TOFU IN BATTER THEN DEEP FRY IT LIKE ASIANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR CENTURIES!!!"

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:09:05 2022 No.17271893

>>17271874
do they even use different fryers for it? it would taste like chicken if you fried it in the same oil as you've been using for chicken all day. same goes for chicken fried in the fish fryer at long john silvers tastes like fish. hell, even the fries do if they use the wrong one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:12:11 2022 No.17271897 >>17271890 More like an unholy mixture of soybean oil and rapeseed oil. Like 99% of american "food"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:17:55 2022 No.17271911 >>17271893 I don't believe they do. I think it was mentioned somewhere that it didn't qualify as vegan or whatever that is because they prepare it like their chicken. That's probably why it tastes like chicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:24:37 2022 No.17271918 >>17271890 you've been living under a rock if you think the person depicted in that image would ever say something like that. in fact, what you wrote would be the response to what the person depicted in that image WOULD say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:27:44 2022 No.17271923 >>17271918 Are you implying that a soyboy wouldn't consider Colonel Sanders to be a racist that steals Asian cusine? Are you implying he wouldn't avoid KFC and instead eat at the trendy Tofu restaurant that charges three times as much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:32:51 2022 No.17271940 >>17271923 reasonable points, to be fair. no, i don't think any soyboy would consider a single thing past BYND = FAKE MEAT = SCIENCE = GOOD

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 05:39:45 2022 No.17271957

>>17271911
ha, seems like a catch 22 for them. if they decided to just use chicken in them with filler/binder then people would complain they're just being cheap. so they have to stick with the 100% plant stuff for marketing but they don't want to invest in a separate part of the kitchen just for fake meat stuff

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:05:09 2022 No.17271993

>>17271957
But by not investing in separate fryers, they can get that chicken fat flavor into the fake chicken.
I guess if real chicken was more expensive then they could offer fake chicken as a cheaper menu item but use the same fryers to get real chicken flavor thereby maximizing the the use of the more expensive chicken not only as a menu item but as a flavoring?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:24:11 2022 No.17272020 File: 56 KB, 1127x479, ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271993 yeah that's what I was saying though. tyson sells

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:29:39 2022 No.17272035 File: 3.77 MB, 3822x1070, nugger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271683 I looked up a review video and they look better than that but you won't ever catch me paying a premium for chicken fucking nuggets of all things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:32:00 2022 No.17272041 shant be eating the bugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:33:20 2022 No.17272044 >>17271528 that picture looks tough and dry as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:35:53 2022 No.17272048 chicken nuggets are bad for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-aKqp1kzKg

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:42:19 2022 No.17272059

>>17271528
>"OH MY GOD LOOK HOW DISGUSTING THIS VEGAN FOOD LOOKS DO VEGANS REALLY I HATE VEGANS OH MY GOD VEGAN KFC WHAT THE FUCK VEGANS WHAT'S WRONG WITH VEGANS WHY IS VEGAN FOOD SO VEGAN SOY BOY VEGAN VEGAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
That pic looks disgusting like all the "Beyond" or "Impossible" garbage, but you faggots are obsessed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:47:18 2022 No.17272068 >>17272059 Hust please eat your nuggets son. Your mother and I are trying our best to accommodate your "alternative" lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:49:10 2022 No.17272075 People are actually surprised the KFC makes bad food? I'm shocked. /ck/ - culinary infants.

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:51:21 2022 No.17272082
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>>17271528
>>17272035
Someone point it out earlier, but it's basically seitan/wheat gluten in KFC batter and spices. It has a very distinct "not-chicken" quality about it, probably because they just took an already well-known vegetarian dish and slapped the word "chicken" on it.
If you go into it expecting chicken, you're in for a massive letdown and disgust. It can be appreciated for what it is, but it's not chicken in any way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 06:54:57 2022 No.17272091 >>17271851 >in the future people won't even know what anything tastes like, just these fake meats that's basically what life is NOW. People try heritage breeds of animals and get blown away

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 07:01:10 2022 No.17272109 >>17271940 >hurr vegans bad so science bad You’re a retard if you reject everything scientific because some hipster faggots abuse the word “science” to promote things you don’t agree with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 07:44:41 2022 No.17272195 >>17272109 Vegan food is fine just not this processed shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 07:46:35 2022 No.17272203 >>17271528 Oh no no no we got too cocky KFC bros...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 08:20:51 2022 No.17272277 >>17272082 They really need to start calling this shit what it is instead of acting like it's just like chicken. Seitan nuggets would go down way better than this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 08:24:12 2022 No.17272280 >>17271528 Nikocado in his last video say those nuggets are shit and I believe him

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 08:32:13 2022 No.17272305 >>17271709 Hey, now, you're getting dangerously close to real reason this bullshit is getting pushed so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 08:34:02 2022 No.17272312 >>17271709 Cool it with the anti-Semitism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 08:38:42 2022 No.17272317 >>17272020 I think vegans are annoying but people who play "food pranks" are gutter trash, worse than filipinos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 08:44:21 2022 No.17272331 Why would vegans go to KFC in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 08:47:17 2022 No.17272340 >>17272331 For the fries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 08:50:04 2022 No.17272351 >>17272020 This story never happened. Vegans have an almost Semitic-level persecution complex.

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 09:09:13 2022 No.17272394
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>>17272020
>a 4 year old stuck with no-meat
Yeah, i'd bet my big toe her parents just told her they where feeding her vegan food. No way they accommodated that for a fucking 4-10 year old girl.
>white girl wasted
She got what she deserved, cuz she was evil got the devil on her nerves~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 09:48:48 2022 No.17272473 Why am I not surprised I got warned for racism in a thread full of v*gans

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 09:53:04 2022 No.17272483
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>>17272473
Because the only time you'll ever get warned for nonsense is when it gets reported. And naturally vegans are going to report things, because they are lame, flabby, and also lame.
Now imagine a 4chan where anyone who reports a post gets perma'd. Imagine. Nirvana.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 09:58:31 2022 No.17272503 >>17272483 Careful anon, lame can be considered a slur nowadays

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 10:04:39 2022 No.17272515 >>17271533 I think smoked tofu mixed with some kind of pea would be better, cheaper and also doesn't try passing as meat I'll try try home, if it fries well

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 10:06:05 2022 No.17272519

>>17271528

you have to really deep think into the concept of this 'food' item.

I imagine 25+ years ago, this product would have been rejected outright. Rejected because it's literal trash that pretends to be healthy.

there's nothing healthy about it. and ironically you're still supporting a chicken killing organization. it's just comedy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 10:08:35 2022 No.17272530 File: 100 KB, 1001x563, vegan-plant-based-news-pigs-in-blankets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's your bacon wrapped sausage anon.

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 10:08:49 2022 No.17272531
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>>17272519
They used to put heroin in cough medicine. Feeding people poison is nothing new. Your modern perspective is a mold. Stupid people stay stupid, that's all there is to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 10:12:27 2022 No.17272547 >>17272519 It's almost as if... companies are profit focused and hop on whatever trend can make them money at the moment ... woah..

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 10:36:25 2022 No.17272630 >>17272109 He never said that, vegan retard. All that impossible meat is affecting your reading comprehension. I call it "soy brain"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 12:03:07 2022 No.17273001 >>17272091 I think they'd feel the same way if they just ate thighs instead of breast

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 13:36:35 2022 No.17273401 just tried it 9/10 would eat again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 13:50:57 2022 No.17273458 Hey Mr Fry Guy. Im trying to be a good vegan so can you give me some that OLD oil? I want as much chicken lipids as I can digest before shitting myself from meat intake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 13:51:42 2022 No.17273464 >>17273401 Why didn't you eat the last one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 15:48:51 2022 No.17273959 >>17271533 based reader saving his brain and stomach at the same time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 15:51:02 2022 No.17273968 File: 81 KB, 1168x929, EdLxIm9WAAE02fP.jfif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271709 >My concern is artificial stuff getting cheaper while real stuff gets more expensive making it so only the wealthy can afford eating the good shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 15:53:34 2022 No.17273980 >>17272277 They don’t act like it’s actually chicken. Anyone with more than 2 brain cells know it’s not chicken. Have you really confused it for real chicken?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 15:55:44 2022 No.17273993 Any place to get Real veggie food, and not tranny food? >WTT0P

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 16:01:28 2022 No.17274026 >>17273980 >calls it "chicken" >hurr durr they don't act like it's actually chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 16:02:30 2022 No.17274036 File: 1.16 MB, 1432x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember in Spongebob where they got bought by a franchise and had synthetic burgers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 16:05:11 2022 No.17274051 >>17271528 white people food lmfao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 16:08:34 2022 No.17274067 Fugg, the texture on those looks foul.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 16:19:02 2022 No.17274113 File: 32 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17274036 I'm getting a more seared bite on the impossible krabby patty

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 16:21:06 2022 No.17274121 File: 32 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17274036 I'm getting more of a seared bite on the impossible krabby patty

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 16:49:00 2022 No.17274250 >>17271528 Wow, I didn't think they could make processed food worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 17:03:25 2022 No.17274314 >>17271533 Eat the book after you read it and it will pretty much taste like beyond meat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 17:05:10 2022 No.17274323 >>17274314 but it's a leatherbound book

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 17:11:35 2022 No.17274345 Fake meat is absolutely satanic, imagine priding yourself in eating industrial animal feed sludge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 17:55:10 2022 No.17274583 >>17271528 Nice of them to make the box in such a way that you can open the Colonel’s mouth into a numale meme expression should you want to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 17:59:32 2022 No.17274608 File: 60 KB, 500x624, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271528 >Yeah uhhhhhhhhhhh can I get the 20 piece imitation chicken nugget pack with the vegetable sauce and a large diet coke?

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:03:22 2022 No.17274621

>>17274026
They call it "Impossible Chicken" which by it's name implies it's not real chicken. If you mistakenly order it thinking you're getting actual chicken you deserve the shock, awe and butthurt you get from your meal. Do you cry when you drink eggnog and it doesn't taste like eggs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:28:08 2022 No.17274753 >>17272530 That's actual dog shit and nothing that anyone says can convince me otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:30:19 2022 No.17274765 >>17274753 I think dog shit might actually have higher nutritional value that whatever that is

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:31:20 2022 No.17274771 >>17274621 Eggnog has eggs in it you nog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:35:54 2022 No.17274799 >>17271528 Finally my fake chicken Is ready

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:40:38 2022 No.17274827 >>17271709 KFC isn't random ground meat tho

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:51:19 2022 No.17274880
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>>17274621
call it chicken fried tvp or some shit. don't call it chicken. I hate this stupid marketing bullshit

>called just egg
> Ingredients: Water, Mung Bean Protein Isolate, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Contains less than 2% of Calcium Citrate, Enzyme, Gellan Gum, Natural Carrot Extractives (color), Natural Flavors, Natural Turmeric Extractives (color), Onion Puree, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Sugar, Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate, Preservatives (Nisin, Potassium Sorbate).

versus

>egg
>ingredients: it's just an egg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 18:53:58 2022 No.17274886 >>17271893 heres the thing chicken has no flavour

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 19:28:10 2022 No.17275076 File: 17 KB, 460x276, what am i reading.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17274886

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 20:34:15 2022 No.17275427 >>17274886 are you a smoker by chance?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 21:01:50 2022 No.17275557 Seitan nuggers? More like Satan Nuggets

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 21:04:43 2022 No.17275572 >>17275427 I smoke and I can taste chicken just fine, that retard just destroyed his taste buds with excess salt for his entire life

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 21:27:41 2022 No.17275664

>>17275572
I smoke too and I am a super taster and smeller. I don't understand people who say they can taste stuff after they quit smoking. I assume their sinuses are all fucked to shit from smoking because their bodies just aren't up to task. ssucks to be them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 21:37:31 2022 No.17275724 >>17274323 Then it will have a more lifelike texture. Make sure to boil it first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 22:40:03 2022 No.17276015 >>17271533 If you have the money you should try things you wanna try. You have one fucking life - just do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 22:47:15 2022 No.17276047 morbid curiosity to try it but it looks terrible

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 22:49:21 2022 No.17276056 Built for child child sex in a awkward left open but Chris Barrie from Red Dwarf died world.

Anonymous Fri Jan 14 22:54:22 2022 No.17276073

I have zero intentions of letting this shit propagate using the name of certains meats. Wont fuck a single child ever again aligning myself to the democratic party as a sway to the side political advantage. It was fine i. My 30s, but I am a fuckhead and I don't believe that these new kids coming over the border should be fucking no nothing 50 plus year old doners.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 23:05:44 2022 No.17276130 >>17276015 this sounds like an advertisement for a risk taker. why would you pay more to try a safer product? they probably want to skydive while eating an all meat chicken wing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 23:23:31 2022 No.17276195 >>17271528 fuck theme imitation shit give me some fried tofu skin and I'll happily devour them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 23:45:02 2022 No.17276342 i should buy stock in berond meat shouldnt i?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 14 23:47:20 2022 No.17276361 >>17271528 doesn't look that much different from "real" KFC

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 00:33:01 2022 No.17276554 >>17274827 nuggets are though. only chik fil a and probably restaurants have non-ground nuggies

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 02:41:01 2022 No.17276897

>>17272519
>it's literal trash that pretends to be healthy.
I haven't seen these fast food companies advertising that it's healthier. Just that it tastes the same, which isn't true either though. But you can find some evidence that meat from healthy animals is more nutritious and cheap factory farmed stuff might be less healthy so I'm not sure how big of a difference this stuff is especially in the context of a fast food meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 02:42:51 2022 No.17276901 >>17273993 taco bell bean burritos/tacos

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 03:53:55 2022 No.17277051 >>17275427 i smoke weed my taste is fine

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 03:58:11 2022 No.17277058

i dont understand why they market this stuff as synthetic meat replacement thing
its just so unappealing
i dont understand why it cant just be a normal ingredient
why arent they saving these catchy beyond meat names and such for actual lab grown meat? at least then it makes sense
They're attaching unnecessary stigma to just fried tofu or oat creamdrink thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 04:00:25 2022 No.17277061 File: 62 KB, 960x638, 1610273670087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17276015 You're right! I'm going to work tomorrow dressed as a woman. Thanks for the words of wisdom. Maybe one day I'll even do it for free.

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 04:14:51 2022 No.17277089

>>17276897
>some evidence
Its all just broscience source:I was there bullshit like all nutritional "science" ends up being. You can pretty much argue any conclusion you like based on cherrypicking and its clear opinion comes into play more than anything else

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 04:34:49 2022 No.17277133 File: 378 KB, 1097x433, Screenshot 2022-01-15 at 09-31-07 inedible - YouTube.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why did he do it bros

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>>17272109
>>hurr vegans bad so science bad
>You’re a retard if you reject everything scientific because some hipster faggots abuse the word “science” to promote things you don’t agree with.
>>17272068
>Hust please eat your nuggets son. Your mother and I are trying our best to accommodate your "alternative" lifestyle.

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 05:18:46 2022 No.17277200

>>17277089
Well they showed that there are nutritional differences between meats like cows being fed grain vs grass fed cows, like grass fed having more omega 3 which is supposed to be good. It wouldn't really be surprising if an animal isn't quite as nutritious in the end if it's being fed an unnatural diet and being kept in less than ideal conditions that promote stress and disease.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 05:19:06 2022 No.17277201 >the 80s >fat is bad >the 90s >sugar is bad >the 00s >low fat!!!! >10s >eat the salty fake meat

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 05:29:44 2022 No.17277213

>>17277201
Bruh, it's the 20s and police are beating people in the street and telling them it's for their own good while elected officials show abject contempt for law-abiding citizens and people think it's funny. Calling wheat gluten "chicken" is low on the list of horrors we're witnessing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 06:37:20 2022 No.17277341 >>17271528 Any anons tried it? I saw Reviebrah's video on it and he said they're inedible because they're like rubber

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 07:09:41 2022 No.17277383 >>17271528 Looks like fucking balsa wood

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 07:21:56 2022 No.17277406

>>17277133
>fist line in avocados description is trying to sell you shit
>first line in Reviewbrahs description is just a description of what you're a out to see
God damn that man is wholesome, he really is from another time. Glad to see that at least from that screenshots time his video was getting more views.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 07:25:17 2022 No.17277411 >>17272277 I can only imagine the retard hysteria over it with women that have been having a mental breakdown over gluten for like 10 years now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 07:30:48 2022 No.17277434 File: 35 KB, 600x600, 1567463026368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271528 Beyond chicken, indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 07:34:41 2022 No.17277448 >>17277434 Shoulda said "more like beyond edible" faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 07:35:45 2022 No.17277453 File: 34 KB, 448x545, 1564928767570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17277448 >Shoulda said "more like beyond edible" faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 08:04:29 2022 No.17277547 >>17271957 >>17271911 thats correct. These plant foods are not actually for vegans. They are for people who "care about the environment". Only McDonalds McVegan is 100% vegan and is cooked separately from meat products.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 08:18:06 2022 No.17277583 >>17272020 She's in the right desu, veganism is retarded but this kind of behaviour should be punished

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 08:18:30 2022 No.17277586 >>17271528 >Shitting your pants in fear over protein powder mixed with oil

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 08:22:35 2022 No.17277592

>>17277058
Because marketing

Someone who is vegan is bound to crave meat at some point. Advertising your product as something who can fulfill in a guilt free way is actually a good call.

They could call rhat "fried smoked tofu" but then its just another vegan food

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 08:23:41 2022 No.17277594 I unironically like beyond sausage better than actual sausage. Not even a vegan I just like that unique taste of the grease.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 08:30:26 2022 No.17277611 >>17272035 >premium for chicken fucking nuggets of all things It’s the same price lol, at least in the uk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 08:46:05 2022 No.17277644 >>17271528 It looks like they've deep-fried a pencil eraser

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 08:55:09 2022 No.17277664 >>17273980 >Beyond Fried Chicken >"WE'RE TOTALLY NOT REFERRING TO CHICKEN GUYS" Dishonest Jews get the rope.

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:09:23 2022 No.17277701

>>17272483
>Now imagine a 4chan where anyone who reports a post gets perma'd. Imagine. Nirvana.
If Nirvana is people freely sharing illegal images for a few hours until the host is alerted and pulls the plug and anons go to another imageboard that actually stays up, yes it would be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:10:10 2022 No.17277703 >>17271528 Why did they deep fry a bunch of rubbers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:10:41 2022 No.17277704 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:15:03 2022 No.17277710 >>17277701 Nirvana is living a life without the internet nowadays. All other options are just different personalized layers of hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:16:25 2022 No.17277720 >>17277710 Nirvana is taking nothing for granted and not getting attached to things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:21:58 2022 No.17277741 >>17277720 Use of the internet demands attachment. There isn't a single poster in this thread who isn't muddled by pointless kleshas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:23:41 2022 No.17277750 >>17277741 The question is how much you'd care if everything you have was taken away from you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:25:26 2022 No.17277757 >>17277750 As much as I'd like you to define what you mean when you say "everything", I'm really not in the right headspace for this at the moment. I leave it at that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:26:09 2022 No.17277759 >>17277757 >Using faggot terms like "headspace"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 09:26:50 2022 No.17277763 >>17277759 >Yes.jfif.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 11:57:21 2022 No.17278314 >>17277763 >>17277759 >>17277757 >>17277750 >>17277741 >>17277720 >>17277710 >>17277701 When are y'all gonna fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 12:03:43 2022 No.17278335 >>17271528 Isn't it still fried in the chicken oil, so it will taste like chicken?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 12:05:30 2022 No.17278340 >>17278335 it tastes like chicken but it has the consistency of leather

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 12:05:48 2022 No.17278342 >>17278314 It's an abstract kind of fucking. Very cerebral, and cumming is optional.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 12:51:03 2022 No.17278510 >>17271528 Nikocado hates them therefore I hate them, and he's smarter than all you losers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 13:06:51 2022 No.17278596 >>17271528 >The white mans newest attempt to destroy black culture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 14:23:11 2022 No.17278908 File: 78 KB, 1280x720, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17277213 that was 30 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 18:51:47 2022 No.17280061 File: 403 KB, 1273x1225, 1642142749693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271528

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 20:04:30 2022 No.17280378 >>17280061 i'm surprised they cut one in half, it doesn't look great

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 20:54:36 2022 No.17280641 >>17271528 imagine looking at that and still wanting to eat it true NPC behavior

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 21:09:46 2022 No.17280712 >>17271533 kill yourself shill rat

Anonymous Sat Jan 15 23:34:39 2022 No.17281400
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>>17271709

> My concern is artificial stuff getting cheaper while real stuff gets more expensive making it so only the wealthy can afford eating the good shit

why the fuck do you think this shit is showing up now? Its the not because of the "environment" or "animal welfare" its because inflation is driving meat prices sky high and the proles will fucking riot over $25 Big Macs. The "solution" to this little problem is simply to redefine meat itself to include cheap plant slop and market it under vegan green retard bullshit so it is more palatable to the masses to see their quality of life inflated away for the benefits of a few wealthy bankers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 23:42:41 2022 No.17281450 >>17280641 i uh, thought about trying it... i've never had a kfc chicken nugget tho. do they have just regular nuggies? and can i get them extra crispy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 15 23:50:23 2022 No.17281483 >>17278908 You know he was high on pcp right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 00:10:06 2022 No.17281573 File: 838 KB, 300x300, 1641237148080.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271528 >7$ (Seven dollars) for 6 nuggets

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 05:36:09 2022 No.17282450 >>17277201 who has been saying these things

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 05:37:40 2022 No.17282453 >>17281400 based retard poster

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 05:52:32 2022 No.17282495 >>17271528 They look like fried wood

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 05:53:33 2022 No.17282497 >>17271709 Woah bud tone down the anti-jew rhetoric.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 06:05:45 2022 No.17282516 >>17282497 Basic economics are Jewish?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 06:14:59 2022 No.17282532 >>17271528 Did they just deep fry tofu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 06:17:02 2022 No.17282540 >>17271890 YOU CAN'T CHARGE A PREMIUM FOR IT YOU CUNT

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 06:24:03 2022 No.17282554

>>17271709
People will full retard over this but the fact that Amerilards riot when you make them eat 10% less meat speaks volumes as is. Just look at the replies to your post, nonsensical blather from middle class troglodytes.

Don't worry, ye invalids, your meat will be fine. Beyond meat and the like are veblen goods for virtue signalers, not a serious attempt to cut costs for anything. That's already happened through textured soy protein and the like, and you've known it your entire life. Maybe you should learn to cook actual food now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 06:26:09 2022 No.17282560 >>17272277 like burger king creating a third pounder? yeah right. consumers prioritize image above all else with shit like this. call it what it is and you'll lose sales out the door.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 06:28:02 2022 No.17282563 >>17276554 tell me how i know you suck cocks whenever you get the chance

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 06:28:10 2022 No.17282564 >>17271528 I've tried some plant based nuggets that looks like this, they were pretty solid and texture was nothing like chicken. That actually looks like tofu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 08:16:36 2022 No.17282760 >>17281400 Yeah that's why innmy country price of food is the same but you get less

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 08:31:46 2022 No.17282794
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>>17282760
chicken is such a cheap meat that there's no fucking purpose to using alternatives. you can grow a chicken on nothing but bugs and cornmeal in like 15 weeks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 08:46:12 2022 No.17282834 >>17271528 Why is it more expensive than regular chicken? I thought plant based stuff was supposed to be cheaper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 08:54:27 2022 No.17282859 >>17277133 weird, i always assumed nickocado was paid by fast food companies for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 08:59:34 2022 No.17282873 >>17282834 it's only cheaper when they want to use filler and keep prices the same. if it is "plant based meat" then they charge a premium

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 09:28:32 2022 No.17282941

>>17281400
I absolutely love that the staple example for a food riot is the price of "big macs". Not ground beef a household would buy as cheap as possible with many uses (including burgers) or something like that. Instead it's the epitome of the american, a fucking fastfood burger from Mcdonalds. Just keep it cheap no matter what you have to change otherwise and it's all good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 09:34:25 2022 No.17282959 >>17282941 I think it's more because ground beef has fewer variables than a big mac

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 13:29:24 2022 No.17283809

i went out of my way to try these knowing they'd be terrible and had the worst kfc experience of my life

first i went inside to find that there was no inside ordering, only a doordash pickup

then a masked hambeast barked at me that they are drive through only but i explained that i hadn't been to a kfc in many years and didn't want to hold up the drive through looking at the menu, she walked away

then she came back annoyed and reminded me that they have a menu in the drive thru, as though she hadn't heard a word i just said but i tried to break the tension with a smile and a question about potato wedges and i discovered that they have no potato wedges, while i was dealing with my surprise she walked away again

at this point i may have considered getting fries and beyond nuggets despite the dreary appearance of the place, the smell of dirty grease, and the lack of hospitality, but the ham beast returned quicker than ever and said masks are required inside then literally shooed me away with the motion of her hand

so i wasn't surprised they didn't have a single customer during rush hour when the mcdonalds, the shittiest of shit tier fast food next door, had cars lined up around the block

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 16:02:27 2022 No.17284363 I don't even have a KFC place near me without driving over 30 mins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 16:30:45 2022 No.17284480 >>17272515 tofu fries very well if you coat it with cornflour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 16:42:03 2022 No.17284520 >>17271537 And just as prophesized, they were ignored.

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 17:06:41 2022 No.17284662

>>17271528
I have a friend who was high as fuck eat to 12 pieces of this. He said it didn't taste bad and that it went well with BBQ dipping sauce. However he reported that the day after he had severe stomach cramps and had to shit for over two hours. He stated that the smell was worse than just poo and described the stench as a animal rotting in wet heat.
Idk, I'm not going to try it.

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 17:28:31 2022 No.17284751

>>17271758
You can bread and deep fry a shoe and it would taste similar to chicken nuggets.

How do they fucked up at the texture, nuggets are pretty much ground meat. Just ground whatever you replaced it with and would be closer than a leather texture

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 17:28:36 2022 No.17284752 File: 56 KB, 220x221, 1615681473094.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271533 or you could just get a kindle, and torrent endless books

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 17:30:13 2022 No.17284756 File: 45 KB, 640x473, QD3HDld.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17272280 reportoftheweek also wasn't a big fan of them as well

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 18:43:27 2022 No.17285130 >>17284756 I think he got a weird batch or something, my friend bought a box and I had a few, they tasted fine

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 21:23:31 2022 No.17285856 >>17277406 The difference is that Reviewbrah is autistic, while Avocado is an attention-seeking homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 22:19:36 2022 No.17286124 >>17271528 I thought they were good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 22:31:50 2022 No.17286193 >>17286124 you thought wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 22:37:02 2022 No.17286220 >>17286193 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 22:48:22 2022 No.17286274 File: 44 KB, 550x550, 047c5f5a5e2d0da14f4bd6a127cb7aac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17274880 it's an old meme, but I respect their reference

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 23:23:31 2022 No.17286441 >>17277583 >punishment for feefees hurt while drinking yeah, nah, get the fuck out cock addicted faggot. vegetards are not fucking allergic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 23:26:27 2022 No.17286450 >>17271528 I just watched reviewbrah's review and it was obvious how tough this shit was. He seriously had to put effort into ripping it apart. Why would they sell something like that?

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 23:34:37 2022 No.17286487

>>17283809
You are an autistic piece of shit and probably racist. Nobody awards you chud points for mentioning she has a mask, its her job which you would never understand. McDonalds will always have a line because people dont know real food and KFC is more expensive. You didnt discover anything youre a dick

Anonymous Sun Jan 16 23:42:31 2022 No.17286526

>>17286487
she was white. i'm white. how am i a dick. i was polite. i did nothing wrong. i don't think they even have a mask policy. i worked fast food when i was younger so i would understand. i told my ex kfc manager friend what happened and he was so outraged and saddened, albeit drunk, but still.

i even had a neck gaiter i could have easily used as a mask but why even bother, the employees there are apparently so entitled they get to shit on every customer that comes around, so yea, i'm going to mention she was a masked hambeast, apparently it triggered you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 16 23:52:02 2022 No.17286566 >>17280061 Why do people who don't know how to edit photos even try? It could've been somewhat funny, but the fact you suck at editing made it lose any chance it had.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:05:02 2022 No.17286619 >>17271528 Lets compare that to what you'd prefer to eat https://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko?t=1400 Also fuck KFC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:10:17 2022 No.17286646 >>17271528 >NOOOO I NEED TO EAT THE ROTTING FLESH OF ANIMALS THAT WERE TORTURED TO DEATH!!!!! YOU HAVE TO HOLD MY HAND TO GET ME TO STOP TORTURING ANIMALS!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:14:18 2022 No.17286662 >>17271528 >take bland filler with no nutritional value >absolutely bury it in salt, spice, and oil >”WAOW this tastes decent!!!!!!!!”

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:15:37 2022 No.17286669 >>17286662 see >>17286619 Use your fucking brain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:30:27 2022 No.17286719 >>17286619 I never knew mike stoklasa made documentaries

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:31:24 2022 No.17286725 >>17286719 Nice deflection. I guess its all you can do right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:31:55 2022 No.17286728 >>17286725 if god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 00:32:36 2022 No.17286732 >>17286728 So it IS all you can do. Got it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:30:34 2022 No.17286960 File: 148 KB, 604x689, is that so..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17286725 >I guess its all you can do right? >>17286732 >Got it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:33:44 2022 No.17286975 What i find strange is that morning star makes really tasty fake chicken nuggets. If you are dipping them in sauce you don't even notice that its not chicken. Its like KFC went out of their way to make these shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 01:34:21 2022 No.17286978 >>17284752 I dropped my kindle about 5 feet in the air onto my bed last night and it fucking broke. Apparently this is a common occurrence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 02:20:12 2022 No.17287163 File: 46 KB, 1125x454, great reset own nothing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17272331 All fast food will be made of this shit and bugs by 2030

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 02:20:58 2022 No.17287168 >>17287163 why feed bugs to people when you can just feed bugs to a chicken?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 02:23:24 2022 No.17287182 >>17287168 Why feed synthetic plant rubber to people when you can just feed synthetic plant rubber to chickens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 02:25:42 2022 No.17287190 >>17287182 rubber grows on trees

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 02:29:47 2022 No.17287213 File: 15 KB, 211x203, 1461741743694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17287190 That's why I said synthetic plant rubber

Anonymous Mon Jan 17 05:13:07 2022 No.17287668
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>>17286487
>You are an autistic piece of shit and probably racist. Nobody awards you chud points for mentioning she has a mask, its her job which you would never understand. McDonalds will always have a line because people dont know real food and KFC is more expensive. You didnt discover anything youre a dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 06:06:40 2022 No.17287766 File: 316 KB, 1500x2086, 1634509452391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271890 does deep fried tofu taste like chicken?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 10:31:27 2022 No.17288433 >>17286526 Maybe they shit on you because of your incredibly large brain and vocal faculties it was just too much for the lowly fast food employee to handle your social cues are unparalleled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 11:41:23 2022 No.17288649 >>17287766 it does when you fry it in chicken grease

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 11:47:40 2022 No.17288670 >>17287766 No. >>17288649 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 12:42:04 2022 No.17288878 I bought it. They forgot one of the nuggets and gave me fucking fries instead of mashed potatoes, fucking fags. The nuggets tasted fine though, felt like nuggets but without a chicken after taste so it was a bit odd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 14:05:39 2022 No.17289268 >>17286619 Gross, they mix eggs with chicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 14:21:31 2022 No.17289335 >>17286619 I raise my own livestock. Without the gloomy music and lighting it's not actually that bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOABswBPP7s&ab_channel=Iowadairyfarmer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 15:35:49 2022 No.17289646 >>17271528 lool

Anonymous Mon Jan 17 15:37:22 2022 No.17289657
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>>17271528
>>17289646
Just realized that in a few years the urbanites will eat their fried soy patties and we'll be asking which KFC around has the "real thing". Like there will be no chicken probably soon bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 15:55:48 2022 No.17289725 there are like 6 trillion chickens on the planet, nobody's running out of chicken

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 17:31:42 2022 No.17290205 >>17271528 this looks like if you take one bite you will grow a titty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 18:00:13 2022 No.17290367 File: 1.02 MB, 1240x1568, 566D38E0-EAFD-463C-978E-8AB67514D1E6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17290205 >this looks like if you take one bite you will grow a titty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 18:03:22 2022 No.17290384 >>17271528 Beyond meat primes your body for Corona virus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 18:07:31 2022 No.17290411 File: 382 KB, 1652x1280, 8DBAC52B-D4A2-4416-A891-54013A96F9EE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17290367

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 18:12:59 2022 No.17290440 File: 21 KB, 645x770, a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17290411 >

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 18:16:19 2022 No.17290450 File: 1.13 MB, 4032x3024, FA167EBD-3E78-4ED1-AFAD-DB5D131187C7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17290440

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 18:50:12 2022 No.17290598 >>17282497 >>17272312 Why do you ignore when white people screw you over too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 19:03:45 2022 No.17290650 >>17290598 Jews are white.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 19:08:26 2022 No.17290658 >>17286441 fuck off, you deserve to know what someone is feeding you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 19:19:40 2022 No.17290691 >>17288433 nah it's not like i'm foreign to this whole process, she was just a bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 19:38:07 2022 No.17290782 Man they can easily sell this shit for $0.50, instead it's overpriced fake meat. No thanks retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 20:07:23 2022 No.17290946 You must be a plant from the meat industry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 20:11:45 2022 No.17290977 Plot twist: They're intentionally selling shitty inedible "vegan" food to tarnish its image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 22:05:53 2022 No.17291509 >>17271528 This is kind of funny. Here, we always thought they'd first get rid of the Col. as outdated/racist, etc., but instead they pozzed with plastic meat and kept the Col.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 22:48:05 2022 No.17291706 >>17290650 I know, but let's be real, those two don't consider Jews white

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 23:00:31 2022 No.17291752 >>17290658 son, have you ever been out drinking with people? different rules apply when drugs are involved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 17 23:46:02 2022 No.17291958 >>17277213 >beating people I hesitate to call them "people"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 00:34:19 2022 No.17292179 >>17271528 I wanna try it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 00:48:54 2022 No.17292253 >>17272531 >feeding people posion most of fast food already is poison. Hell the fucking seitan nuggets at least have NO filler in them most industrial ground can go as high as 70% filler and still be labeled "ground beef" or "chicken nuggets"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 00:53:10 2022 No.17292274 >>17291958 I hesitate to assume you could read, let alone respond.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 00:57:24 2022 No.17292286 File: 35 KB, 600x886, 54657858613356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271528 >the texture inside the nugget what the fuck that unironically looks like cardboard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 02:27:30 2022 No.17292556 File: 109 KB, 454x541, 1965 - beard brown_skin glasses hair hat islam soyjak taqiyah variant_chudjak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17292274 >I hesitate to assume you could read, let alone respond.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 02:31:03 2022 No.17292568 File: 206 KB, 1251x1162, piratechad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17284752

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 02:32:58 2022 No.17292576 >>17292556 Holy shit, you really can't read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 02:37:06 2022 No.17292584 File: 1.58 MB, 768x719, 1638630559226 (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17292576 >Holy shit, you really can't read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 02:44:36 2022 No.17292606 File: 55 KB, 1280x720, 65172adb321458d89bce383d4b9d0d49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17292584 >t.

Anonymous Tue Jan 18 02:48:06 2022 No.17292622

>>17282794
I don't understand why a mcchicken is so goddamned expensive compared to a big mac when beef is clearly the more expensive meat. In my country it's true of most chicken burgers - they're as expensive if not more expensive than their beef counterparts. But then go to the store and it's easily half the price per kilo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 02:50:36 2022 No.17292630 >>17271528 Is it just breaded tofu? I love fried tofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 02:51:58 2022 No.17292635 >>17292606 Why did you post a picture of yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 02:55:42 2022 No.17292646 File: 41 KB, 554x512, 65172adb321458d89bce383d4b9d0d491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17292635 >Why did you post a picture of yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 03:07:14 2022 No.17292678 >>17292622 do they have to be parfried in a factory? it would certainly make them more expensive to produce than a beef patty since both need to be shaped and flash frozen but one needs to be fried in a factory and then fried again in the store later

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 03:13:30 2022 No.17292689 File: 74 KB, 680x1020, 1hY643yBo8tGT5ij.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17292606 >>t.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 03:14:34 2022 No.17292692 File: 354 KB, 680x1020, 1GH5RGur7HuY8th4t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17292646 >>Why did you post a picture of yourself

Anonymous Tue Jan 18 03:20:24 2022 No.17292708
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>>17272020
Real or not, she was in the right

I hate vegans with a justice complex as much as the next guy, but fucking with someone's food or drink in that way is a line you don't cross

People with soy allergies go into shock when vegans swap out their real meat for the substitute, and people with lyme disease will get sick if given red meat

Not to mention that it's all around a sick betrayal of trust

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 03:36:55 2022 No.17292764 File: 25 KB, 338x358, 1466137405944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/qa/ spammers are on /ck/ now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 03:37:19 2022 No.17292765 File: 338 KB, 768x719, 1638151481799.jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17292606 >>t. >>17292764 >>/qa/ spammers are on /ck/ now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 11:30:57 2022 No.17293859 I'm surprised this thread is still up since last week

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 11:40:02 2022 No.17293888 >>17292708 >People with soy allergies go into shock when vegans swap out their real meat for the substitute this shit never happens, usually goes the other way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 11:45:17 2022 No.17293914 >>17293888 the entire restaurant is now going to be contaminated with fake plant meat. I'm sure there are people who regularly ate KFC who now can't due to allergies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 11:46:09 2022 No.17293919 >>17292708 Naw it’s hella funny lmao

Anonymous Tue Jan 18 11:47:36 2022 No.17293927

>>17292708
>People with soy allergies go into shock when vegans swap out their real meat for the substitute, and people with lyme disease will get sick if given red meat
none of those things happened to the girl. she just got triggered the next day that her drunk ass got so messed up that she ate chicken nuggets (oh no!)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 11:48:37 2022 No.17293931 >>17292708 >having drunk, regretful meals is now literally rape. she couldn't consent to that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 11:58:55 2022 No.17293966 >>17293888 Checked but also wrong https://www.boredpanda.com/vegetarian-roommate-lying-about-food-ingredients-charged-felony-lawsuit/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 12:01:13 2022 No.17293971 >>17293931 >>17293927 >>17293919 Samefag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 12:29:25 2022 No.17294063 >>17272048 >you're not wasting food like I do regularly in my million dollar mansion? AHHHH I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME HAMBURGLER

Anonymous Tue Jan 18 12:33:37 2022 No.17294079

>>17292622
>>17292678
Not only that but the demand is alot less. They can use the hamburger patties for multiple menu items, but the McChicken is just for itself. They increase the price so people wont sell out the chicken patties just because its cheaper. Also the labor costs of frying the sandwich which also takes more time than the patties. They also dont have chicken cabinets for the patties to sit in before assembling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 13:03:33 2022 No.17294180 >>17294079 I'm so upset BK already got rid of the italian chicken sandwich when they still have fucking marinara cups in the store to go with their cheese sticks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 15:19:52 2022 No.17294684 >>17272020 >24 >"friends" still acting like highschool kids >show them consequences Based honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 15:26:13 2022 No.17294712 >>17277213 You right, elected officials should be used as filler for chicken nuggets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 15:42:38 2022 No.17294771 >>17286487 s0i hands typed this post

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 15:49:50 2022 No.17294806 >>17271528 It's a fucking nugget, they were already 98% soy and thickening agent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 15:53:04 2022 No.17294820 >>17294806 they are 100% chicken at mcdonalds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9il0DVhT86E

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 17:46:30 2022 No.17295273 >>17271533 Wasnt plant burgers at BK initially more expensive? Maybe just wait out the hype and get it when it gets cheaper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 18:19:04 2022 No.17295416 >>17284756 I thought he said they were incredible

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 18:30:42 2022 No.17295466 >>17295416 inedible not incredible

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 18 23:11:25 2022 No.17296752 >>17295416 >>17295466 he said the taste was similar to meat nugs but the texture was like eating a rubber shoe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 02:25:14 2022 No.17297367 can we call this topic sludge posting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 02:27:44 2022 No.17297376 >>17271709 After this beyond stuff, they will push the flavored nutrient paste as the new trend haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 02:43:34 2022 No.17297433 >>17292646 Why did you repeat what I said? Are you mentally well?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 02:55:14 2022 No.17297482 File: 48 KB, 770x533, 5435B22D-AA0E-408A-823B-7E7E4EC02691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:28:08 2022 No.17297576 >>17295466 He also said they were likely not cooked right. I got em on a whim. Never had fake meat. They were definitely edible. Could almost pass as chicken nuggets. Not bad by any means. Not excellent, but a fine substitute if that's your thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 04:08:17 2022 No.17297689 File: 74 KB, 680x510, 1418972327575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You faggots will eat anything

Anonymous Wed Jan 19 12:48:51 2022 No.17299163

>>17282834
This is the same as polyester vs. cotton clothes. Polyester (plastic) fabric is grown in a lab and is way cheaper than cotton, but they charge you about as much.
They justify this with a spin like "wicks away moisture," "keeps you dry," and very often some capitalized & trademarked buzzword like "AccuDry" or some such nonsense.
All of this to make you believe it's better, jack the price, make you pay more for an inferior product.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 17:34:17 2022 No.17300305 >>17299163 No youre wrong. The mass production of chicken has made costs low. To start a plant based alternative the costs of creating and distributing are much higher

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 21:53:09 2022 No.17301469 >>17271716 underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 21:59:29 2022 No.17301492 >>17282859 why? he is basically a walking advertisement for why you should stay the hell away from fast food, I don't think fast food companies are going to want anything to do with him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 22:02:31 2022 No.17301502 File: 699 KB, 1087x781, nothappy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does /ck/ watch food review youtubers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 22:06:17 2022 No.17301513 >>17301502 no >fat faggot >autist >black guy who eats alone in his car >literally who

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 22:07:18 2022 No.17301516 >>17301502 also please tell them to close their mouths and not to talk while eating. it's disgusting and rude and if someone did it at the table with me I'd ask them to leave and never return

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 01:21:03 2022 No.17302279 >>17272530 Looks exactly like the beggin' strips I give my dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 01:29:25 2022 No.17302312 >>17271528 This will replace real nuggets by 2030 and all the vaxcattle in this thread will gobble it up because "climate change".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 03:06:38 2022 No.17302582 File: 83 KB, 906x1116, Fake Krabby Patty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271528 Bruh....

Anonymous Thu Jan 20 03:12:46 2022 No.17302597
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>>17272020
This didn't happen. To be charged with food tampering the tempering has to create risk of bodily harm. There is no risk of harm in feeding someone chicken. Stop posting Reddit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 03:14:26 2022 No.17302604 File: 134 KB, 974x998, soyface12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17277583 >She's in the right desu, veganism is retarded but this kind of behaviour should be punished

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 03:27:41 2022 No.17302639 >>17302597 Some people are allergic to chicken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 04:14:36 2022 No.17302746 File: 155 KB, 640x947, Tumblr_l_96139898761801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I watched both videos and they were funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 04:17:26 2022 No.17302754 >>17302639 This person wasn't. No risk of harm. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 07:48:17 2022 No.17303366 >>17302754 >No risk of harm oh so they had her medical records and list of allergies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 07:52:30 2022 No.17303377 >>17271890 asians also eat living parasites, who gives a shit about their "culture"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 07:53:32 2022 No.17303379 >>17302746 god bless reviewbrah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 11:06:43 2022 No.17304002 >>17282794 15 weeks?, it’s not the 50s anymore…

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 16:34:53 2022 No.17305627 File: 37 KB, 450x280, paper-towels-260nw-729847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17271528 >that cross-section do vegans really???????

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 16:36:28 2022 No.17305640 >>17271528 REAL question: will this shrink my dick and give me huge tiddies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 16:46:14 2022 No.17305691 >>17277434 ive seen like 4 carlos posts in the past week that were terrible and unfunny, are you the one posting them all?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 16:47:40 2022 No.17305702 >>17305627 >he doesn't find slabs of paper/books/bark delectable liddrully ngmi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 20:40:04 2022 No.17306882 >>17271882 Nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 21:03:16 2022 No.17307003 >>17284752 I can’t stand reading books off screens

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 22:41:00 2022 No.17307448 >>17272483 >>17277701 >>17277710 >>17277720 Nirvana is fucking band. Retards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 21 00:03:04 2022 No.17307766 >>17299163 Polyester has completely different properties and characteristics to cotton, it's not even a cost-saving thing. You get the best of both worlds when you vary the percentage of each in polyester cotton blends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 21 03:17:22 2022 No.17308500 >>17303366 are we so far gone that we need to consider the possibility someone might be allergic to chicken of all things?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 21 05:15:12 2022 No.17308764 >>17271890 >thinks it's tofu tofu is harmless compared to this vile nu-loaf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 21 07:15:01 2022 No.17309017 >>17290598 The collaborators and enablers are no better.

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