You won the lottery

[Anonymous No.17268560]

What’s for dinner? For me it’s deep fried crab legs to go with my tendies and grape soda

[Anonymous No.17268569]

>>17268560
Black hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.17268572]

>>17268560
Chicago deep dish pizza and an ice cold Coca-Cola, while a hot stripper sucks my cock.

[Anonymous No.17268574]

>>17268569
only whiteoids eat tendies

[Anonymous No.17268577]

A dry aged 16oz NY strip steak, cooked in herbs, garlic and butter, some Demi glaze, roasted potatoes and root vegetables

[Anonymous No.17268580]

>>17268569
Stop acting as if you won’t be eating the same if you win the lottery white boy. Or at least say what you would eat.

[Anonymous No.17268582]

>>17268574
Grape soda? Crab leg tendies?

[Anonymous No.17268584]

>>17268580
I did >>17268577

[Anonymous No.17268590]

>>17268574
only niggroids deep fry crab legs

[Anonymous No.17268593]

>>17268590
Exactly. Dead giveaway

[Anonymous No.17268599]

>>17268590
Japs do it all the time

[Anonymous No.17268605]

Nothing special, something from wallmart probably. I don't have the drive to do much with money. I'd buy nicer alcohol though.

[Anonymous No.17268645]

>>17268560
Two for $6 whoppers and a large fry.

[Anonymous No.17268669]

Go to Japan for one of those $100+ teppanyaki lunch/dinners. That's literally the only cooking I watch on Youtube.

[Anonymous No.17268681]

>>17268560
>>17268580
Why the fuck does everything you monkeys eat have to be deep fried? You know that food can be enjoyed on its own right, and is usually better that way. You savages just need to drench all your dishes in sugar and salt and battered in oil to be enjoyed, don’t you? No wonder your race has the highest rate of obesity. I would say kys, but you’re already doing so on your own by regularly eating this garbage

[Anonymous No.17268705]

a big jar of roasted shelled pistachios

[Anonymous No.17268707]

Prolly just have a quiet night at the pub, burger and a couple drinks. Then walk back to my fucking brand new house.

[Anonymous No.17268709]

>>17268560
ingles lemon pepper rotisserie chicken and two watermelon four lokos

[Anonymous No.17268711]

>>17268605
>something from wallmart probably. I don't have the drive to do much with money.
im not sure how anyone could not have the drive to eat good food

[Anonymous No.17268720]

>>17268599
They really don't chief

[Anonymous No.17268727]

>>17268711
It would be such a hassle to fly somewhere to get good food. I'd rather just lay in bed. Sub-par food can fill my stomach just fine.
I dunno, maybe after a few months i'd eventually move somewhere nicer. But considering the work i'd have to put in, i'm fine with bottom shelf stuff.

[Anonymous No.17268729]

a large amount of cocaine

[Anonymous No.17268734]

>>17268727
Do you live in Alaska or some other barren shithole with no food?

[Anonymous No.17268746]

>>17268734
No, just really lazy. And all the places with good food are scary and big. I just wanna sleep forever.

[Anonymous No.17268770]

>>17268560
Beef shortrib sliced thin, marinated with japanese bbq sauce, skewered and grilled over charcoal.
4-6L of Asahi/Sapporo beer.

[Anonymous No.17268773]

>>17268746
Stupid depressed retard.
Quit eating processed slop because it's easy or convenient. Cook and eat your own healthy food and your life won't be as shit.

[Anonymous No.17268784]

>>17268599
japs buy used panties from vending machines. your argument isn't an argument.

[Anonymous No.17268802]

>>17268773
Not depressed just lazy man. Got up from my nap about 2 hours ago, ready for another one soon. I should have been born a koala or something. I read they sleep for 23 hours a day. Gunna have another bowl of tortellini and then i'll sleep till dark probably.
Hmmm, if I really did win the lottery? I'd buy a nicer bed. Yeah, that sounds nice.
>>17268784
Why not just mail order that kind of thing? Sounds inconvenient.

[Anonymous No.17268806]

>>17268802
>Why not just mail order that kind of thing?
you gotta get them from the source so you know you're getting panties from an actual gril

[Anonymous No.17268813]

>>17268806
Still seems like a vending machine wouldn't be any good then. I guess if I won the lottery and wanted used pantsu I would hire a stripper or something and get them off of her.
Never really got the pantsu meme though. Girls are gross and noisy.

[Anonymous No.17268816]

If I spent a lot more money on food my wife might find out .

[Anonymous No.17268822]

>>17268816
Have a kid with her and then just blame the dog when food goes missing.

[Anonymous No.17268855]

>>17268813
What about a guys undies?

[Anonymous No.17268866]

>>17268560
If I won the lottery I'd travel to Colorado or wherever they have a Casa Bonita and pig the fuck out on Mexican until I fucking got sick of it.

[Anonymous No.17268869]

>>17268855
I don't want anyone elses underwear. I have plenty for myself.

[Anonymous No.17268876]

>>17268869
You sniff your own underwear? Well, I won't judge.

[Anonymous No.17268902]

>>17268876
I usually sniff my fingers after scratching/rubbing my grundle. Smells musky. Probably have sniffed my underroo's a few times just to smell check for how clean they are.
It kind of sucks because I like how I smell but people always complain about how I stink so I have to shower. Showering is so hard, so much time. I just wanna lay in bed and dream.
I wish baths didn't turn me into a prune. OH, if I won the lottery I would get back my membership to the Y and use the sauna! But getting out would suck wouldn't it. Everything is so hard man.

[Anonymous No.17269005]

>>17268560
''I'd directly order'', just giving donation to don corleone just to build my favorite restaurant or oriental shop.
It's rather practical, than ordering a plate full of nothing.

[Anonymous No.17269091]

>>17268560
a dozen oysters
caesar salad
full cut prime rib roast, pittsburgh style, with gorgonzola butter on top
side of onion rings and sauteed spinach with extra garlic
double slice of cheesecake
several hendricks martinis

[Anonymous No.17269099]

>>17268902
>grundle
where are you from? that's a very specific term for your taint

[Anonymous No.17269200]

a hotel and room service
probably a club sandwich

[Anonymous No.17269210]

>>17268560
congratulate with expensive cheesecake.

[Anonymous No.17269236]

>>17268560
oysters rockerfeller

[Anonymous No.17269269]

I'd order 2-3 dishes from the indian place near me, with sides. Have myself a feast

[Anonymous No.17269304]

>>17268560
If I won lotto I'd buy one of the local made offset smokers, maybe a big green egg too, and have a big old bbq. Bring all me mates over, sink some tinnies. Pretty much what I already do but with better equipment and better meat

[Anonymous No.17269329]

>>17269099
I've never heard of grundle or taint until today lol

[Anonymous No.17269338]

>>17269236
do they come with half a dozen heart transplants?

[Anonymous No.17269340]

>>17268560
how much of a lottery
if it's fuckoff huge I buy a good quality working restaurant and a place within walking distance of it and I just walk in for meals like it's my medieval kitchen and grab stuff I feel like eating. If a customer's meal is delayed because I took their food I lean out and say sorry but I'm the king and I play astroturfers to clap

[Anonymous No.17269430]

>>17269091
That's some last meal level excellence

[Anonymous No.17269438]

>>17268560
I want some ramen from a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17269456]

>>17269338
it's not an everyday thing so no

[Anonymous No.17269506]

>>17269091

I know its your meal but if you want pittsburg style I can simply take a blowtorch to a log of ground beef....Its not like you will notice a difference when your *CRUNCHING* through carbon pretending it makes you sophisticvated....Is this the new "medium" rare?

[Anonymous No.17269514]

>>17269506
Based deranged mongoloid

[Anonymous No.17269562]

>>17268560
>What’s for dinner? For me it’s deep fried crab legs to go with my tendies and grape soda
Not a thing. Who deep fries them? Crab cakes, yes, steamed, yes. Why would shelled meat need to be batthered and put in oil?

[Anonymous No.17269592]

>>17268560
I give a homeless guy 100 bucks and a bottle of scotch
I beat the shit out of him and smash the bottle in his head

[Anonymous No.17269603]

>>17268560
I love me some crab sticks

[Anonymous No.17269674]

>>17268669
this except served on an eastern european model's naked body

also >>17268705

[Anonymous No.17269874]

New Haven pie, surf n turf, plate full of every kind of nigiri. cute twinks.

[Anonymous No.17269913]

>>17268560
>grape soda
nigger

[Anonymous No.17270971]

>>17268681
your picrel is hardly any different I bet the crab legs have been dunked in butter. Literally no difference except for OP’s crab legs being dredged.

[Anonymous No.17271473]

Two mcdoubles sub Mac sauce large coke

[Anonymous No.17271481]

There's a fancy place here that serves elk, I'd probably go there.

[Anonymous No.17271485]

lobster and crab and mussels and swordfish and chilean sea bass and yellowfin tuna. just all the fresh seafood i can get my hands on. id drive straight to the coast and clean out a fish market.

[Anonymous No.17271491]

>>17268560
sushi. at least 500 dollars worth.
all for me, I'm bulimic

[Anonymous No.17271492]

>>17269913
incel

[Anonymous No.17271511]

Two chicks at the same time.
Seriously probably shrimp cocktails to start, smoked salmon alfredo, lava cake, all washed down with some fernet.

[Anonymous No.17271564]

>>17268560
>What’s for dinner?
A fist full of antacids, because there's way too much shit that can go wrong between winning and cashing the check.

[Anonymous No.17271573]

A prime cut of steak, yucca, and some old fashions and whiskey sours made with Blantons bourbon. For desert Tres Leches.

[Anonymous No.17271584]

>>17268560
1 whole ice cream cake (oreo)

[Anonymous No.17271597]

>>17268560
probably a shitty chinese buffet.
i imagine winning the lottery would be so surreal that i would go pig out on carbs and sit in a diabetic daze until they ask me to leave

[Anonymous No.17271618]

I'd have a giant luau for all of my friends as a going away because I'm never going to talk to any of them again.

Kahlua pork
Chicken katsu
Beef spare ribs
Teriyaki chicken
Spam musubis
Laulaus
Mac salad
Poke
And all of the other Hawaiian classics.

[Anonymous No.17271622]

2 cheeseburger sliders, quesadillas and a lemonade

[Anonymous No.17271630]

>>17271485
>drive
You won the lottery take a 1st class flight

[Anonymous No.17271677]

A bottle of viking's blood mead, and a slice of chimay cheese. Maybe some sugar free smoked jerky too. I never eat meals just snack a lot.

[Anonymous No.17271684]

I'd fly to Tokyo and dine in one of the 3 star Michelin Restaurants and eat whatever pretentious crap they put on the table.

[Anonymous No.17271717]

>>17271630
good point, but i live three hours from the coast and enjoy driving through california. gotta pick up some sweet gilroy garlic on the way home for muh mussels

[Anonymous No.17271790]

I'd have the Manchu han imperial feast.

[Anonymous No.17271849]

>everyone hating on grape soda
Leave grape soda out of it. An occasional fanta grape is great and although soda isn't good for you, once in a while treat is worth it to taste that sweet purple nectar.

[Anonymous No.17271854]

>>17268802
You inspire me, anon.

[Anonymous No.17271855]

>>17268560
>What’s for dinner?
Same as usual, but now I'm willing to use Doordash

[Anonymous No.17271872]

>>17268681
white and black americans arguing with eachother is so cringe.

[Anonymous No.17271883]

>>17271872
yet neither of them are even aware of europeans

[Anonymous No.17271899]

>>17271883
that isn't a good thing

[Anonymous No.17271935]

>>17268560
never had deep fried crab legs, they look good
i would go to taco bell

[Anonymous No.17271962]

>>17268560
I'd probably get like 6 different meals delivered from my local steakhouse, Greek restaurant, Jap/sushi place, Indonesian, and just mix and match. Teriyaki salmon and porterhouse surf and turf, BBQ ribs with satay sauce, sushi-grade seafood in a gyro with garlic mayo, etc.

[Anonymous No.17271974]

hot chip and an iced latte

[Anonymous No.17272228]

>>17269099
Nap turned into about 15 hours, sorry. I heard the term from a man from Minnesota. Not sure why but it stuck with me.
>>17271854
Thanks man.

[Anonymous No.17272839]

>>17271492
Nigcel

[Anonymous No.17272891]

>>17268560
a platter of various foods from indian and ethiopian cuisine with around 3-4 vegan burgers. i’m not a vegan but faux meat burgers are really good.

[Anonymous No.17273004]

>>17268560
even if I won the lottery I don't think I would change my eating habits that much. I pretty much know what I like and I don't really care about being super indulgent or making a big production out of going to a fancy restaurant.

I think the biggest food-related change I would make would be to use higher quality ingredients in my recipes and have a well-stocked pantry, fridge and freezer to be able to make anything at any time.

Well, I guess I would probably also buy a new house with a bigger, nicer kitchen and top tier stoves, ovens, cooking gear, appliances etc.

I would also take some cooking classes to improve my skills. Maybe go to a culinary school?

I would also definitely invest in a small piece of land to grow a big garden where I would also keep a few chickens for natural pest control and free eggs. And a sizeable greenhouse with an entrance to the kitchen/ pantry so I could grow fresh ingredients year round.

If I become skilled enough, I would get a food truck and drive around the city a couple times a week giving away free food made from fresh, home grown ingredients just because I think it would be fun to make really tasty food for people to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.17273521]

>>17272228
I’m one of those people who need a lot of sleep to get by. If I win the lottery I’ll definitely adjust my lifestyle to be asleep most of the time. 12 hours a day is perfect for me but I don’t know what I should work as to accommodate it.

[Anonymous No.17273550]

>>17268560
My friend's having a shit time. I'd take her out for some serious steaks with all the things, and a bunch of drinks. If she wants to bring her on-again-off-again boyfriend, we're turning it into a therapy session - because at the price of 3 better-than-moderately-good steak dinners, it might as well be... then I'd probably cover six months of her rent or buy out the dying company she's sinking with.

Steak. Steak's for dinner.

[Anonymous No.17273562]

>>17273004
>Free food truck
It's a lot of work... a shit-tonne of prep, usually offsite (in the restaurant or a rentable prep kitchen); regular inspections; and some customers who just straight up fucking suck - and the cheaper it is (see also: free), the shittier they are.

If you're good under stress, take scathing criticism well, and are just doing it for love of the game, then sure. If not...

[Anonymous No.17273721]

>>17268577
potatoes are root vegetables

[Anonymous No.17274111]

>>17268560

My parents won a big price at the lottery last year.

We just got Chinese food that night because everything was closed because of covid. In the summer we went out for a proper dinner.

[Anonymous No.17274678]

i'd probably take a trip to some countries whose food i enjoy. maybe down through mexico and central america into S America, especially Brazil, then over to Asia stopping on some pacific islands along the way, Japan China Vietnam Thailand, finish in India, maybe a few weeks in each country and stopping to stay in places I enjoy for as long as I want, renting AirBnBs or staying at nice hotels while going on food tours. then a few months later do something similar through europe starting in Portugal and heading east through Spain France Italy Eastern/Central Europe and Greece...

[Anonymous No.17274820]

>>17274678
>mexico
>Brazil
>Thailand
>food tours
something tells me india isn't the only place you'll be "finishing" in

[Anonymous No.17274835]

>>17268577
>has to win the lottery instead of spending $25 to make this himself
absolutely useless waste of skin desu

[Anonymous No.17274836]

Seafood boil with eggs, sausage crayfish, crab, corn , onion and taters

+ old bay
+ old bay

[Anonymous No.17275788]

>>17270971

dredged (((and deep fat fried))) vs steamed/boiled and dipped in butter. totally the same, you fuckin groid

[Anonymous No.17275860]

2 stuffed crust pizzas from pizza hut WITH sauce dips this time, AND the brownies

[Anonymous No.17275887]

eel, prime rib, and some black truffles just to see what they taste like

[Anonymous No.17275923]

2 gyros and a banana shake

[Anonymous No.17275938]

>>17275923
ill shake your banana

[Anonymous No.17275970]

>>17268560
That looks delicious