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>>17262644Kek, I read that as beef and cheddar soup and was WTF'ing the whole way through.
>>17263131>at ground chicken factory>touching raw chicken with bare handsNasty.
>>17262662Why would you separate an egg in that vile manner? You have the goddamn shells, use them.
>>17262666whenever i try this, my tomatoes never "stew" down into a sauce like in this video.What am i doing wrong?
>>17263280You're not cooking them long enough.
>>17263158Why are there so many autistic people on 4chan?
>>17262662>>17263268Yeah that was weird, I use a slotted spoon.
>>17263284What do you mean?
>>17263282I tried this, they just dry out and nothing happens
>>17263338>dry outAre you trolling now? Does your pot not have a lid?
>>17263280In the video the sauce is so smooth and uniform that I assume she used an immersion blender.
>>17263301Well, autistic people seem to like kid shows and cartoons because of how innocent they are and how little they deal with real world adult problems. They seem to value the friendship and innocence and silliness depicted in children's media and find issues of adulthood repellant. So why is there this dichotomy of licking these types of things while at the same time being the most prone to racism and incel ideology? Why are autistic people so easily manipulated and malleable? It's sort of like they all have these child-like minds; they are incredibly stunted and immature, and this predisposes them to thinking in awful ways, except I can't just beat up a full grown autistic person or scold them like I would with a neurotypical child.
>>17263347i didnt know i needed to use a lid..
>>17263280it's been pureed after cooking
>inb4 brainloaf>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 banana full of spiders>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets>inb4 frankenegg.webm>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it>inb4 twisty pasta machine>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery>inb4 taco town>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 flaming pizza dome>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis>inb4 kay and her man hands>inb4 avocado macchiato>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears>inb4 plump erotic cakes>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages>inb4 bbq montage>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)>inb4 butterslut>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists>inb4 cheetofrap>inb4 squid karate chop instakill>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle>inb4 liquor in a flower vase>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment>inb4 motherfucking salt bae
>inb4 gas stove dj>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks>inb4 chicken and waffles>inb4 another food porn thing>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart>inb4 scorpions on a stick>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry>inb4 avocado burger>inb4 canada.webm>inb4 chopping up a live whale>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger>inb4 spastic crepe guy>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station>inb4 dumplings and titties>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit>inb4 speed tacos>inb4 chicken in a barrel>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ n*gger>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle>inb4 endless cycle of beans>inb4 honeycomb bullshit
>>17264535>>17264543>>17264548NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT THE WEBMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>17262658Gah this could have been done so much better. Start by frying the sausage to create a fond and render some fat, then fry then aromatics, then do onion and potato and stock and simmer until almost done, and THEN add the cream.
>>17263150Chick on the right looks off her face on mdma
>>17262707>beef and cheddar soupthat's called cheeseburger soup over here
someone post those webms of the """walking taco""" abominations a bag of chips covered in salsa, then queso, then corn, then mayo, then onion.... and it just keeps going. one even had ladles of soup
>>17264535>>17264543>>17264548One more 4U
>>17266091I wish we can go back to cooks just wearing white undershirts
>>17266232Its called the navy
>>17264535>>17264543>>17264548all this and you leave out the "american cooking" shit that immediately followed you
>>17266420nah it wasn't just the navy, not back then
>>17266450That's obviously the same poster.
>>17263158man thats fucked up why are they tryin to serve that shit
>>17263352im severely autistic and ur very right anon
>>17264535>>17264543>>17264548S-somebody stop this man...
>>17265919>>17265923Do Americans really?
>>17266800That was a German show
>>17266073Wouldn't that work just as well without the water?
>>17266983The idea is that the water gets under the shell and helps to separate it.Peeling boiled eggs is indeed much easier underwater but that "hack" is way too much effort for a mediocre result.Just boil the eggs, drain the hot water, cool them down under a cold tap, peel them right then and there.
>>17264535>>17264543>>17264548we need to update it to the latest spammed webms
>>17266800No, that poster renamed a bunch of clips.
>>17263280because that recipe is bullshit, it looks like it'll turn out bland because nothing has been browned/sauteed properly and it lacks seasoning
>>17262666are italians so poor they cant afford meat in their noodles bolognese? yet another shitaly food improved by united states of america
>>17265935what is it about these fat old white people making the most abominable food that is so disgusting? it's like watching some goblin in a cave shovel shit into its mouth blissfully unaware that it is a disgusting repulsive creature.
>>17262650Adana kebab is the greatest meat dish on earth
>>17265954Most rolls /ck/ posts are already American sushi
>>17266082amazing, but how do i find the puke porn she ate all this for?
>>17262662I love bread pudding, but making it with croissant sounds vile.
>>17263132>>17263136Soggy, disgusting slop. I don't know how mexicans can eat that shit.
>>17265919>>17265923what the fuck this literally is german language in the frame, what a pathetic baityou should be ashamed
>>17262644I'd add little potatoes to this
>>17269354>weak bait>you respond every single time after more than a year of repeating itPick one.
>>17269546>youwho are you speaking to, dork?
>>17262644too much beer and broth, should not need 1 cup of heavy cream after the roux
>>17267989That's a lot of garlic
>>17265945miserable cross section
>>17266805how does he get out?
>>17265919>>17265923do they really?
>>17266611Because they're kids and can't actually cook, so they made what they could with what was in the fridge.
>>17271489what the fuck man. this is sick
>>17265926>black handsOf course~!
>>17271990what is it is my question
>>17272036Eel, behead and skinned, might not have been in that order.
I don't really feel like creating a new thread just to ask this one question so,can I substitute harissa paste with a korean chilli paste?
>>17265923I like how they close up on her putting the bay leaf away, like it's supposed to punctuate her hate for veggies or something.every sane person would do the same, even vegan
>>17266230Fuck these things that are made to be as cheap as can be, that has to be injected with artificial flavor to even taste good.But god damn that is satisfying to watch.
>>17272330>6g cocoa, 1g baking powderAre they making a single madelene??
>>17272370Try it you fucking coward.
Does anyone recognize the dish she's eating?
>>17268240Here you go anonhttps://youtu.be/ovHeHQm3pbg?t=220
>>17272370No, it has been forbidden since the days of the Finno-Korean hyperwar. Not even the Lemurians would substitute harissa for gochugang
>>17264548please post endless cycle of beans
>>17272424It appears I didn't make the whole video a webm.Here.
>>17263158Yoooo this is the show SexualLobster (aka Greasy Tales) is working on!!
>>17265955He is a great actor.I can practically hear his trademark yelling
>>17262644>>17273383Why do people put beer in cheese? It always makes it taste so much worse to me. Is it to keep it liquid? Milk does a fine job of that without the beer taste.
>>17263352Sounds like self-loathing to me. Learn to accept yourself.
>>17268020>>17263280Just blend the tomatos after cooking them
>>17269634Still not enough
>>17268024Not every dish needs meat, I'm American and even I'm embarrassed by you rn.
>>17268024>are italians so poor they cant afford meat in their noodles bolognese? yet another shitaly food improved by united states of americaBoulognese is a meat based sauce.Without meat its a different sauce
>>17272333This doesn't even look bad. Kick them up with habaneros instead of jalapenos and make a creamy dipping sauce for balance.Chicken or bacon would be a good addition with some scallions mixed in.
>>17274102>Not Poo in Stew
>>17266232just go to a waffle house
>>17275137He wants a meal, not a fight.
>>17274102Why can other shitholes practice hygienic food handling yet the concept seems to be alien and sacrilegious to Indians?
>>17266091Why post this without the filename?
>>17271990Probably just the salt and heat causing it to spasm.
>>17266026He's gonna make it.
>>17275202>Using your sweat and dirt from under your shoes as yeast.Impressive.
>>17263352autistic people tend to be logical, they notice how shit niggers are and decide man niggers fucking suck. and theres a lot of creepy and rich jews, hmmm...you would have to be retarded or in peak denial not to be racist
>>17275203I think their religion actually has a lot to do with it, different view of the body and the physical world
>>17272333worked at a restaurant that served this, exclusively ordered by children. my coworker called it "constipation balls"
>>17273850>It always makes it taste so much worseHonestly, every recipe (all 1 of them) that I've made with beer was ridiculously bitter and borderline inedible. I guess it's because beer is considered "manly" over there and real manly man meals have beer in them and beer on the side so you can eat some beer and wash it down with beer. I'll take a cider, thanks.
>>17266082her spirit animal is the locust
>>17278231>>17278240>>17278246Interesting, I enjoyed these
>>17278635Is that dog ok?
>>17278635That man does not have all his fingers today.
>>17278209>cooking with beer is not goodyou are supposed to use a stout, not a bitter or a lager.
>>17278843>Serena Williams>NothingThere are many reasons why i laugh now
>>17278843So the key to stuffing my stomach is to eat 2 boiled cabbages beforehand and chug 2 gallons of water.
>>17278944Yes. It's almost zero calories but will make you beyond full.
>>17278843>athletes>"competitive" eatingFucking America.
>>17278997If I had the stomach for it you bet I'd be eating competitively, They probably make more money off of YouTube than actual competitions these days.
>>17279028That's what Matt Stonie does now.
>>17279028>>17279036The absolute levels of idiocy.
>>17279114This is why euros are fat.
>>17269601i just made this and slightly agree. it was a bit thin and needed to be reduced also in the final product i could tast the broth in the background. and for my healths sake i'd use maybe milk instead of cream next time and less.
>>17279120French fries, cheese, some form of meats and sauce, I've seen worse.At those amounts anyone would be fat, but it obviously isn't meant for one person to consume all at once.
>>17272493thank you anyon both for making new webm as well as fixing ur mistake, I am satisfied
>>17279197This, munchy boxes are for eating with your mates while half pissed
>>17265935germans, most americans are germans
>>17274061a meal without meat isn't a meal
>>17278231>>17278240>>17278246Oh I follow this guy on twitter, LiloSHI or something like that. Some of the stuff he makes looks pretty good. He's also a cute cat boy vtuber that plays escape from tarkov, and is one of the rare few Japanese people allowed to own guns.
>>17280657What's his reason, I'm curious.
>>17280781Reason for what?
>>17280827That he can have a gun in JP
>>17280854Oh, he hunts. He'll post kills he's made in twitter. Civilians can own guns for hunting and sporting in Japan just it's a really long, difficult, and involved process that very few people bother with it.
>>17280874Ah Thanks bro, my wife is from there and we've thought of moving so def interested in the possibility
>>17280882I remember watching a video on it once from an American who moved there, it's lots of background and mental health checks, they'll basically interview anybody associated with you, neighbors, coworkers, past and present partners, taking a safety course, have to have good enough vision, have to get a good enough score in shooting clay pigeons or something to prove you're proficient enough with guns to be safe. Probably some other things.
>>17269211Only the lowest of the low denominators like this atrocity. Its practically solely made by poorfags for poorfags with no tastebuds
>>17273413kek that ending
>>17262644i threw up a little when its fingers touched the ingredients. if it insists on making food it should wear gloves.
I have a bunch of old Tasty shit that I've saved, god knows why, I've never tried to make any of it.
>>17282178that's gross bruv...
>>17282274I'm not advocating for any of these, I'm not saying any of these are good, I just had them.
>>17282160why the fuck would you use olive oil for fried chocolate bread
>>17282172pasta looked pretty dry since the sauce just mostly sat on top. regular baked ziti is probably better and less work.
>>17282567Fucking olive oil marketing convinced a lot of people that it's the appropriate default oil for everything.
>>17278827Not really feeling the apple juice.
>>17278240anyone know what that pan is
>>17284194Spaghettieis is pretty popular in Germany. Dunno why.
>>17284127Double sided frying pan, unless you're thinking of the specific brand, then I can't help you.
>>17282178>Strawberry and waterWtf? Why not make syrup
>>17282160That's not 2 tablespoons of olive oil
>>17284201For one it offends the italian. >Ordering that in an italian "eisdiele" every time just to mock shitalian cavemen
>>17266230thanks i hate processed food even more now and might be able to abstain completely for a few days
>>17268697Making it with a croissant sounds vile to you but not the stale old bread used to make it in the first place?
>>17272333I like how the grated parmesan is just wood pulp
>>17262643it is pronounced k-ah-ss-ew-lay btw
>>17263294Doesn't that get messy? I just use a pipette, works fine.
>>17263150What race are they?
>>17284303God that's porn.
>>17274013Are you afraid of having spices in your food, anon?
>>17263150>Based mommy knows shit german food is shit
>>17262650bro i would fuck those up
>>17285483Do you really need to use that kind of language?
>>17263150>That fucking side eyelmao
>>17266800>Do Americans really>Lower left says Pures Leben?
>>17282149Chicken meatballs never work well. Not enough fat.
>>17285495yes i am very passionate about this subject
>>17269811he has to eat ALL the eggs
>>17284374They don't give one flying shit.
>>17285077How about just using the eggshell? Works just fine.
>>17263131i guess we need shit like this for industrial scale foods but... imagine the jobs if this was all done by hand, i imagine the quality would be high as welli really dont trust whatever that is to separate bone from meat
>>17266230thanos was right
>>17267989what a waste, made purely to piss people off
>>17271489why not just put a lid on it?
>>17278246>do the japanese reallyat this point i'd hoped people would have realized that shit taste is present in every culture and humaneverywhere you go there will be people who like disgusting things
>>17278635i hope he gets good insurance and good pay no guard at all? what the fuck?
>>17282172>simmer forever>longer is betterokay so like... 20 minutes? an hour? 5 hours? a day? give me a fucking minimum at least longer is better is not helpful
>>17284303im gonna nut in my fucking pants god damn
>>17264535>>17264543>>17264548based anon dabbing on niggers posting the same shit in every threaddabbed on them so hard a schizo had a meltdown and started posting rent free webms
>>17287610>responding to pasta
>>17264543>hot bitch with spinal meningitisshow me that one
>>17287545god could you imagine
Anyone else sick of seeing cheese in everything?I genuinely want to see creative ways to make dull ingredients which by themselves don't work, like cabbage I suppose? Even though I like cabbage.Cheese is good by itself already, throwing it on anything is ez mode.
>>17271489>>17287486>>17271990Apparently its not alive, the meat is just very fresh and it causes it to move.
>>17278843>Usain Bolt>Chicken McNuggets
>>17263132How tf are you supposed to eat doritos with a fork
>>17272348>bulgogi>bahn mi>sriacha sauce
>>17279114>unseasoned friesInto the trash with the lot of it
>>17282145That garlic is burnt
>>17279114ugh that puke shite at the end makes me sick. all a proper HSP needs is meat, chips, garlic sauce (I will say onions & jalapenos are also a good idea).It doesn't need cheese and it doesn't need any other weird sauces.
>>17268024>food improved by united states of americaEh... nope, the american bolognese version was introduced by french home cookbooks.
>>17286145>Chicken meatballs never work well. >Not enough fat.They can work just fine but you gotta fry/char em beforehand or they fall apart
>>17285406>brown hands>spicesif by spices you mean the shit residue on their hand left over by wiping their ass with it then yes
>>17282169This is just straight up nasty.Might as well just have sweet ravioli and avoid the shit puff pastry
>>17282172Why do they always rush shit they don't let them onions cook at all and the meat doesn't get to brown as well.
>>17288630mix in breadcrumbs and an egg, they wont crumble
>>17266061bread is so cute
>>17268094Unlike in the US, European meat is clean by default. No bleach required.
>>17267989Fuck yeah; I love garlic!
>>17271990The eel is heatless and gutless, just that the muscle cells are still alive and they react to the salt and heat.
>>17266026nice scene from the hustler pool movie that brought in the color of money some 30 years later confirmed for based
>>17289379as expected of retarded yuropoors, unable to read filenames
>>17285566>no breadcrumb crustquel horror
>>17269849Is it called the Watergate Salad because whoever makes this fucking abomination should have their head held under the water till they see the Pearly Gates?
>>17290115It was a popular item served at the Watergate, and Nixon was a fan of it.
>>17266230>BUT WHERE'S THE LOVEI can tell you all right now, that machine gives more of a shit about the food it's making than I or my co-workers ever did when I worked in hospitality.
>>17290131The man enjoyed ketchup and cottage cheese so my point still stands.
>>17263268It's more correct, efficient and clean to use hands. Not one hand like he did, but both. The cleanest method is to crack the egg on a flat surface, open them near the bottom of the pan to avoid yolk breakage, clean your hands, and then separate them with said hands. You'll never break a yolk and you won't contaminate the eggs with salmonella, which resides in the shell.
>>17285517That's their gender you shitlord.
>>17282065Gloves are ten times worse for food handling than bare hands.
>>17262666My only problem with this is the olive oil in the dough, it's only used in some very specific dishes or pasta shapes.
>>17290146Based realist. Made with love is a cope, as if Carlita and Consuela give enough of a shit on their 10th hour on the line. At least a machine will make it to the exacting specifications it's been given.
>>17272348>Boiled Bulgogi>Shredded Raw Carrot>Potato Roll>Pepperoncini>Siracha Mayo>Cucumber sliced half an inch thick>Bahn MiAre white people okay?
>>17290151>ketchup and cottage cheesewhat the fuck
>>17264535>>17264543>>17264548Oh nice it's the originals from like 6 years ago, glad to see someone still has them
>>17278635would it be better to have the blade on the other side, so you have to pull the meat into it? less likely to brush against the blade?
>>17290201do you have the one where he is smiling
>>17263280Use a blender retard
>>17264535>>17264543>>17264548I'm lazy can you just tell me if this one is in your le epic angry post?
>>17285517It's a German show about fat Americans, so really it's a German show about Americans.
>>17262644imagine the shits
>>17264611also any stock > vegetable (bland celery salt water) """stock"""
>>17267550Not to mention after a cold bath there's ALWAYS an empty pocket of warm water that separated from the egg itself. As someone who has made large quantities of egg salad many times a month for the past decade I just do a cold bath while I'm washing the pot I cooked them in then I crack the bottom with my knuckle and it peels right off.
>>17266073I tried this and ended up with some shell shards stuck in the egg white.
>>17264535>>17264543>>17264548I come to these threads just to see these webms faggot
>>17264535Can someone actually post pumpkin spice hotdog, I had the video saved for a while but I lost it and it's my favorite videoAlso you mentioned it but I made this one once and it was good but I starved for a week to make up for it
>>17266860>Germans can't cook American food
>>17279114Why do brits like their fries so blonde without the slightest bit of crispiness.
>>17292719Huh, this one is really different from the one I had, but awesome thanks. Still conveys a message
>>17288055>HSPIt's a munchy box colonial, and curry sauce is great. >>17292724That's what you get for switching wholesale to vegetable oil when everyone agrees that chips cooked in dripping are best.
>>17284303>taps the knifewhy?
>>17263352you got this from a cute relateable webm? you do have kids, right 'adult' anon?
>>17292973Chips + kebab meat only isn't a munchy box.
>>17290214>My only problem with this is the olive oil in the dough, it's only used in some very specific dishes or pasta shapes.Such as?
>>17292621>1 bite>That'll be 1000 calories, sir, plus carbs
>>17290201Life sure has been hard for Mike since Red Letter Media.
do americans really do this..,.?
>>17293910Yes, they eat it while sitting around their traditional American kotatsu.
>>17293948I, for one, am proud to live in a country with as rich a history and culture as ours.
>>17293910I fucking love those guys, even if their new year games have gotten repetitive as fuck over the years, I still laugh.