A KENTUCKY FRIED MIRACLE

[Anonymous No.17257605]

It’s official! You can find Beyond Fried Chicken at KFC® locations nationwide.*

Beyond Fried Chicken is packed with flavor and the juicy satisfaction that you’d expect from KFC’s iconic fried chicken with the added benefits of plant-based meat. And it's just as finger lickin’ good.®

[Anonymous No.17257613]

>>17257605
But why not just get the real chicken?

[Anonymous No.17257619]

>>17257605
ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Even the fucking Ramsayspammers manage to be more clever than you.

[Anonymous No.17257627]

>>17257613
better for the environment + animal welfare

[Anonymous No.17257629]

>>17257613
If you dont want to eat animal carcasses or support the animal holocaust.

[Anonymous No.17257632]

>>17257629
inb4 chud rage

[Anonymous No.17257634]

vegan beef sucks but good vegan chicken tastes decent

[Anonymous No.17257636]

>>17257605
honestly if it's the same price and actually tastes alright I'd prob get it

[Anonymous No.17257644]

>>17257605

[Anonymous No.17257651]

>>17257613
Because when you're a huge faggot you want your food to be faggy too

[Anonymous No.17258299]

A KIKETUCKY FRIED MIRACLE!
OVER 800,000 CHILDREN GO MISSING EVERY YEAR IN AREAS MOSTLY CENTERED AROUND JEWISH COMMUNITIES!

[Anonymous No.17258822]

>>17257651
Jesus will never love you

[Anonymous No.17258850]

>$16.99 for 12 pc. Beyond nuggets combo
Idk bros, they look pretty small in the photos. I actually want to try them too

[Anonymous No.17258896]

>>17257627
animals still die when harvesting vegetables

[Anonymous No.17258958]

>>17258896
Crop fields do indeed disrupt the habitats of wild animals, and wild animals are also killed when harvesting plants. However, this point makes the case for a plant-based diet and not against it, since many more plants are required to produce a measure of animal flesh for food (often as high as 12:1) than are required to produce an equal measure of plants for food (which is obviously 1:1). Because of this, a plant-based diet causes less suffering and death than one that includes animals.

It is pertinent to note that the idea of perfect veganism is a non-vegan one. Such demands for perfection are imposed by critics of veganism, often as a precursor to lambasting vegans for not measuring up to an externally-imposed standard. That said, the actual and applied ethics of veganism are focused on causing the least possible harm to the fewest number of others. It is also noteworthy that the accidental deaths caused by growing and harvesting plants for food are ethically distinct from the intentional deaths caused by breeding and slaughtering animals for food. This is not to say that vegans are not responsible for the deaths they cause, but rather to point out that these deaths do not violate the vegan ethics stated above.

[Anonymous No.17258964]

>>17257627
To produce the maximum amount of vegetables farmers need to remove the pest first. Rats. They killed rats in thousands so you can get your of vegetables everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Pyu-Cj0gg

Well I'm not fond of rat either so I'm fine with it. But I guess you LOVE all living being right? Hmmmmmm?

[Anonymous No.17258966]

The day they can replicate bone-in meat is the day I finally go vegetarian.

[Anonymous No.17258972]

>>17257629
see >>17258964

[Anonymous No.17258976]

>>17257605

I'm not Vegan but doesn't a fried chicken company selling plant based products pretty much cancel itself out? I don't know who wins here, Vegans or KFC. I guess KFC because profit

[Anonymous No.17258988]

>>17258964
Nice coping bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17259025]

>>17258958
This comment can be summarized into

"I don't want people to kill cows because they're cute. But I'm fine with hundred thousands rats murdered every year to keep the crops safe because rats are icky and eew"

How easy it is for the so called vegetarians changed their goal post. What next? Advocating genocide for Asian people for eating all kind of meat?

The only vegetarians I respect are Buddhist vegetarians. They don't give bullshit excuses and never preach about their diet practice or felt the need use it as an excuse to start a first world level of crusade. I just wish for once western vegetarians actually plant their own food and see how fucking tedious and back breaking labor it is. And to find out all kind of animals feast on your crop and left you with nothing.

[Anonymous No.17259035]

>>17257605
Tricking retard vegans into supporting a company that kills chickens by the millions.

This is unfathomably based.

[Anonymous No.17259144]

>>17259025
it's almost as if you can't read

[Anonymous No.17259777]

>>17257627
>>17257629
ok but how do you cope with amino acid profiles?

[Anonymous No.17259863]

>>17257627
Fagot detected

[Anonymous No.17259978]

>>17257627
Sounds good, doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.17259984]

>>17257627
>better for the environment
but is it?

[Anonymous No.17260002]

>>17259984
It could be, and it could kill zero animals, but currently it does not and the companies arent trying to

[Anonymous No.17260290]

>>17259777
It is true that some plant proteins are relatively low in certain essential amino acids. So, about 40 years ago, the myth of “protein combining” came into vogue—literally, the February ‘75 issue of Vogue magazine. The concept was that we needed to eat “complementary proteins” together, for example, rice and beans, to make up for their relative shortfalls. This fallacy was refuted decades ago. The myth that plant proteins are incomplete, that plant proteins aren’t as good, that one has to combine proteins at meals—these have all been dismissed by the nutrition community as myths decades ago, but many in medicine evidently didn’t get the memo. Dr. John McDougall called out the American Heart Association for a 2001 publication that questioned the completeness of plant proteins. Thankfully though, they’ve changed and acknowledged that, “Plant proteins can provide all the essential amino acids, no need to combine complementary proteins.”
It turns out our body maintains pools of free amino acids that it can use to do all the complementing for us, not to mention the massive protein recycling program our body has. Some 90 grams of protein are dumped into the digestive tract every day from our own body to get broken back down and reassembled, and so our body can mix and match amino acids to whatever proportions we need, whatever we eat, making it practically impossible to even design a diet of whole plant foods that’s sufficient in calories, but deficient in protein. Thus, plant-based consumers do not need to be at all concerned about amino acid imbalances from the plant proteins that make up our usual diets.

[Anonymous No.17260314]

>>17257629
>Still believing in the 6 gorillion
You are painfully retarded.

[Anonymous No.17260333]

>>17257605
Beyond chicken isn't even fried because they can't fry it in oil that's had chicken in it. Beyond fried chicken is refrigerated strips of soy that are microwaved

[Anonymous No.17260358]

>>17257605
>plant-based meat
fucking moron

[Anonymous No.17260773]

>>17259144
its almost as if wow just wow who hurt you sweetie you must be fun at parties yikes

sorry you got your panties in a bunch for being hideously misinformed. Do better next time kid

[Anonymous No.17260788]

>>17257605
I don't understand this push for plant-based meat. If you don't want to eat meat then... just eat plants? Why bother emulating the taste of meat? Meat eaters aren't going to switch over, and plant eaters probably have long lost their desire for that meaty taste.

[Anonymous No.17260793]

>>17257605
>reality

[Anonymous No.17260798]

> beyond chicken

shouldn't you late to be dilating ?

[Anonymous No.17260898]

>>17260788
Lots of meat eaters do switch over. I'm one. Also, I still crave meat, I just think farm raised mangy chickens are not good eating. I haven't eaten any KFC in years but I remember it was really good. I'll try this when its available to me.

[Anonymous No.17260926]

What do they use? Breadfruit?

[Anonymous No.17261345]

>>17260290
The american heart association was founded to market EVOO

[Anonymous No.17261385]

>>17257605
>>17260793
Yeah, it's very obviously like textured wheat gluten or soy protein. I tried it, and it's not anywhere near chicken-like. It wouldn't really be that bad if they didn't try calling it "chicken" but rather Kentucky Fried Soy or something like that. It's just a lump of bland vegetable protein battered in KFC spices.

[Anonymous No.17261395]

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17261465]

>>17257627
>>17257629
If you spend any money at kfc whatsoever you are still supporting the factory farming of animals I got news for you

[Anonymous No.17261672]

>>17258299

[Anonymous No.17261748]

>>17260002
>kill zero animals
Do you really believe that?

[Anonymous No.17262310]

>>17261385
It's not soy nor does it have any soy in it. Nice try though. It tastes EXACTLY the same.
t. Just had it

[Anonymous No.17262313]

>>17257605
really healthy

[Anonymous No.17262334]

>>17262313
Nobody said it would be healthier or better for you. It's simply better for the environment and the animals.

[Anonymous No.17262339]

>>17261345
Wrong

[Anonymous No.17262360]

>>17257605
The McPlant was alright, I'll give it a go

[Anonymous No.17262368]

>>17262310
It's literally advertised, ver-fucking-batim, as "The same Finger Lickin' signature flavour you know & love, now made with soy and wheat."
It has a texture and taste that's similar to seitan but a bit bulkier due to the soy protein.

[Anonymous No.17262562]

>>17262368
there's no soy in it, nor is it advertised as that
why are you lying?
do you have some sort of agenda?
hopefully you're being paid per post, otherwise you should seriously reflect on your actions and choices in life
lmao @ u

[Anonymous No.17262624]

>>17257627
What about plant welfare? Plants are living things too.

[Anonymous No.17262631]

>>17257629
> animal carcasses
Is that supposed to disgust people?

> animal holocaust
The Nazis did not systematically breed more Jews, Communists, etc into the world to kill them year in and year out.

[Anonymous No.17262655]

>>17262562
SOY PROTEIN IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING SECOND INGREDIENT AFTER FLOUR, YOU UTTER FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.17262866]

>>17257613
Because these are the best fast food nuggets of all time. Proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw8Sw_s2bnc

[Anonymous No.17263123]

>>17257627
>>17257629
You're eating (and probably shilling) KFC. it's unhealthy and bad for the environment inherently, no matter what fake "meat" substitute you buy from them

[Anonymous No.17263197]

>>17259025
Read the first few paragraphs and already knew the problem was with your reading comprehension. Vegetarianism is faggy, but
>What next? Advocating genocide for Asian people for eating all kind of meat?
is the laziest strawman I've seen all day. Get fucked, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.17263211]

>>17263197
Vegans don't seem to understand that veganism on the grounds of sustaining the human population is a concession at best that is defined for failure. The greater solution is that humans across the world need to breed less.

[Anonymous No.17263213]

>>17262655
What's wrong with soy? It's probably plant based soy, from which your body is incapable of creating estrogen. Isn't that the basis for the fear it? Don't worry, sciencelet. Your floppy tits won't get any longer.

[Anonymous No.17263223]

>>17257605
Are the bones also impossible?

[Anonymous No.17263247]

>>17257627
>better for the environment
killing niggers is even better

[Anonymous No.17263863]

>>17262866

[Anonymous No.17263903]

>>17257605
Wow cool, all beyond and impossible meats have coconut in them, to which I'm severely allergic!

[Anonymous No.17264115]

>>17262334
But its not. To remove animal husbandry would be to totally destroy complex ecosystems, from killing off the countless insects who feed off animal dung to the animals above them which feed on said insects. For crops to be effeicient and profitable, you need concentrated monocultures that are kept free of vermin and insects. Not to mention an end to animal husbandry would mean the mass culling of literally every single animal reared for consumption, to say nothing to the increased, HUGE increase in the need for plastic to make up for the loss of animal byproducts such as leather, wool, feathers, etc and the subsequent environmental damage.

[Anonymous No.17264161]

>>17264115
>>17258958
now kith

[Anonymous No.17264495]

>>17257613
>real

[Anonymous No.17265718]

What's with meatards and their lack of reading comprehension?

[Anonymous No.17265855]

>>17263903
If it's fried in the same oil as real chicken does it contaminate it?

[Anonymous No.17265883]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.17265918]

>>17257627
>animal welfare
There is not a single animal species that is or has been widely raised for human consumption that has gone extinct. 100% of the animal species that have gone extinct have not been widely raised for consumption.

Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.17266455]

>>17259984
General rule of thumb is it costs 10 lbs of grain for every lb of meat.

[Anonymous No.17266471]

>>17266455
What a bargain.

[Anonymous No.17266478]

>>17266455
Wouldn't having 10x the plants be a good thing? Environmentalists are always talking about how we need more plants to promote mineral exchange in the soil and reduce carbon dioxide.

[Anonymous No.17266565]

>>17266478
>Environmentalists are always talking about...
no they aren't.
Just so y'all know no one in Kentucky actually eats KFC, or fake-chicken, and it's a safe bet that about 85%+ of us wouldn't give half a shit if KFC even existed.

[Anonymous No.17267967]

>>17257605

Beyond chicken is something you buy on a whim, idiot vegetarian children request, or you're an adult vegan crybaby

[Anonymous No.17267973]

>>17257605
Just tried it, awful.

[Anonymous No.17267988]

>>17265855
They don't fry in the same oils, it's required to seperate per OSHA and FDA regulations.

[Anonymous No.17268010]

>>17257613
>But why not just get the real chicken?
Real meat is only for the elites you peasant scum.
Enjoy your bird feed and cockaroaches

[Anonymous No.17268512]

>>17258964
If they’re vegan for consequentialist reasons, then:
Smaller numbers of deaths>Larger number of deaths.

If they’re vegan for deontological reasons then they probably think purchasing something that is indirectly tied to deaths is better than directly paying for something that was killed.

[Anonymous No.17268534]

>>17259025
http://www.animalvisuals.org/projects/data/1mc

[Anonymous No.17269128]

Here's what I think:
The crust tastes OK, kind of like the crust of the frozen fried zucchini meals you get at the grocery meal
but, but
The meat tastes delicious and 95% like the McNugget meat from McDonald's. Best simulation of an overprocessed fast '''food''' item I've ever tasted

8/10

[Anonymous No.17269241]

>>17257605
KFC has been shit since the 70's.

[Anonymous No.17270318]

It is time to stop eating their garbage all together. Shop elsewhere. They can have the non-existent vegan market they are trying to force us into with their sludge.

[Anonymous No.17270716]

>>17270318
it's mostly health-conscious and environmentally friendly people eating them, not vegans
you can have your diabetes-slop from McDonald's still, it's fine

[Anonymous No.17270732]

>>17270318
>non-existent

are you blind?

[Anonymous No.17270740]

>>17257605

[Anonymous No.17270779]

>>17260290
>“Plant proteins can provide all the essential amino acids, no need to combine complementary proteins.”
>It turns out our body maintains pools of free amino acids that it can use to do all the complementing for us,
That's not true at all. There are essential amino acids the body can not synthesize de novo, and no vegetable sources contain them in sufficient amounts. To prove otherwise find the enzymatic pathway to synthesize them first.

[Anonymous No.17271269]

>>17264115
Bro you don't know shit.

t. I have a degree in biology.

[Anonymous No.17271545]

>>17257613
Because these come out better than the shit that's been under the heat lamp since they make them fresh in the USA instead of letting them turn into hockey pucks like in bongistan.

[Anonymous No.17271749]

>>17257605
They keep pushing this shit as if people want it.

WE DON'T WANT THIS GARBAGE. We want meat. There's maybe like 1% of society mentally ill enough to eat this garbage, most aren't.

>>17257629
What about the fruit, vegetable, and fungi holocaust tho?

[Anonymous No.17271750]

>>17262310
>t. shill
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.17271769]

>>17263863
>>17262866
Did he just got bunk ones or is this representative of the overall quality?

[Anonymous No.17271844]

>>17270779
nice try Tyson

[Anonymous No.17271852]

>>17257613
Depends on the item, but things like Vegan Sausages actually taste good.

[Anonymous No.17271941]

>>17271749
80% of KFC’s clientele are the darkest of negroes. Negroes avoid ‘health food’ like the plague. Nobody is going to buy this shit, but they’ll keep making it and promoting it because their ideology makes them feel superior for doing so

[Anonymous No.17271946]

>>17258964
Yeah no I literally don't care about rats. I care about cows and chickens. You fucking mad, bitchtits?

[Anonymous No.17272486]

>>17271941
>80% of KFC’s clientele are the darkest of negroes.

where are you getting your information? it's known that KFC is the least favored by black people. I work for food apps and I have never seen a black employee at KFC.

[Anonymous No.17272751]

>>17263213
>he doesn't understand what a xenoestrogen is

[Anonymous No.17272846]

>>17258896
ngl you got fucking dabbed on

[Anonymous No.17272850]

>>17257605
is it fried in the same fryers and oil?

[Anonymous No.17272861]

>>17267988
>>17272850
oh my question was already answered

[Anonymous No.17272868]

>>17259025
This is literally the meat eater cope when they hear about dogs or cats or dolphins or whatever getting slaughtered lmao. Absolutely bizarre that you tried to package it like this.

[Anonymous No.17272878]

>>17267988
not OSHA

[Anonymous No.17272941]

>>17272486
well, clients aren't employees.

[Anonymous No.17272974]

what we see happening with the sexes, is also happening in food.
brave new world.

[Anonymous No.17272978]

>>17257627
oh yeah, transgenderism is better for society and the welfare of people, too.

[Anonymous No.17272980]

>>17257627
>>17257629
Gonna eat more meat now. Eat shit vegans.

[Anonymous No.17273052]

>>17272980
oh no im so mad now! you better not heckin' do it

[Anonymous No.17273055]

>>17257605
My town doesn't have a KFC anymore.

[Anonymous No.17273447]

>>17272868
>meat eater cope
not that anon and lol my sides. That will never be a thing. We will not be conditioned to eat factory processed sludge or tolerate a bunch of billionaires leveraging sickly limp-wristed authoritarians.

[Anonymous No.17273477]

>>17271269
>I have a degree in biology
This doesn't mean anything to smart people. I work in a completely different field and can discuss glycolysis or keystone species. I work with a molecular biologist who helps us with account management on a technical product completely unrelated to his degree. One of my favorite clients worked on HIV therapies for a decade. He sells real estate most of the time now. We talk about proteins a lot when we are working together.

lol.

[Anonymous No.17273858]

I've had beyond meat nuggets at (canadian) A&W sometime last year when they were new. They were alright. I wouldn't get them over the chubby chicken strips, and they had a lingering aftertaste that I wasn't a huge fan of, but overall didn't regret eating them. I'd like to see them keep working on this kind of stuff regardless, if just to have more options.

[Anonymous No.17273862]

>>17273447
But we already are letting billionaires do that

[Anonymous No.17273865]

>>17273862
>we

[Anonymous No.17273882]

>>17273477
This. It's like that retarded young earth creationist with a degree in synthetic chemistry that tricks bible thumpers with his degree

[Anonymous No.17273947]

>>17273862
We are letting corporations do what you're talking about. That is fine, it is capitalism naturally working. When individual billionaire humans push their agendas is where I have a problem.

[Anonymous No.17273961]

>>17257605
>is that... ANIMAL FARMING...?
>AAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHH INSTEAD OF EATING LESS OF IT HERES THINGS THAT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE IT BUT AREN'T IT AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i guess some people really need to fool themselves

[Anonymous No.17274098]

>>17273961
you have to be 18 to browse this website
if you are over that age and have typed your past you should consider either therapy or suicide because you're a retard

[Anonymous No.17274109]

>>17263211
Yeah we've seen how the "breed less" argument goes with retarded religions where abortion and birth control are sins.

[Anonymous No.17274186]

>>17257613
Stop asking anti-Semitic questions.

[Anonymous No.17274197]

>>17257644
thanks

[Anonymous No.17274614]

>>17274098
i am a therapist dingaling. the problem with ~~~society~~~ is that morons take everything too seriously and create the incorrect solution to a problem. fuckin' imitation nuggets lmao

[Anonymous No.17274715]

>>17274614
I'm a therapist and I'm a huge homosexual, I literally suck half of my clients cocks all day. Same opinion as you btw. Great job sister.

[Anonymous No.17275671]

10/10 would buy beyond KFC again