/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17249287]

Why is grilling so based?

[Anonymous No.17249312]

Because everyone associated with 'the weak' hate it
(vegans, global warming fags, hipsters, karens with laundry on the line, commies, infants, the sick, the elderly etc.)

[Anonymous No.17249440]

>>17249287
I know you're baiting, but it's legitimately jew-proof. They can't shut down your grill. They can turn off my electricity and render my stove useless, but they'll have to pry my grill from my cold dead hands.

[Anonymous No.17249991]

>>17249287
>why is combining friends, family and food a good thing

[Anonymous No.17250006]

>>17249287
The nwo fears solidarity, not apathy. Off taking the grill pill is the only way to heal the schisms dividing the workers then so be it, but they'll still need to radicalize after coming together to stop the establishment.

[Anonymous No.17250028]

>>17249440
>proof
lolwut? Grilling is literally used as a tool

[Anonymous No.17250079]

>>17250028
based

[Anonymous No.17250256]

because its fucking awesome
and so simple,even a caveman can do it...

[Anonymous No.17250419]

>>17250028
Every one of them looks like an incel

[Anonymous No.17250438]

>>17250419
Yes because they are in jail faggot

[Anonymous No.17250992]

>>17249287
Because of what grilling represents - also what everyone else itt has already said.

[Anonymous No.17251044]

pan fried steak > grilled steak

[Anonymous No.17252155]

>>17249287
This is inaccurate because the fat dads aren't wearing socks with their sandals.

[Anonymous No.17252192]

>>17250028
Ultra Mega Based Terrorists BTFO

[Anonymous No.17252225]

The freedom to assemble, and grill and maybe shoot off some guns and fireworks with friends, family and, neighbors in your two acre back yard is not an experience a $3,000 a month shared closet in a crime ridden filthy neighborhood coastal dwelling progressive corporation worshiping urbanite can relate too.

[Anonymous No.17252262]

>>17249312
This

>>17249440
It’s primal. It’s basically cooking over an open fire like our ancestors

>>17251044
Best way to eat a steak is cast iron but I do enjoy a grilled steak

>>17252225
Fireworks are annoying though every asshole buys 509$ worth and they go boom for like a week it’s not that cool

[Anonymous No.17252267]

>>17250028
Based Israeli boomers

[Anonymous No.17253788]

>>17249312
>infants, the sick, the elderly
you're a bad person

[Anonymous No.17253840]

>>17249440
You're unironically mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.17253846]

>>17252225
Sorry that you couldn't afford to leave your flyover shithole.

[Anonymous No.17253848]

>>17250028
>”How can anyone barbecue with the smell of meat near political prisoners for their country?”
Lol fucking watch me.

[Anonymous No.17253852]

>>17249312
Your kind's talent to come up with imaginary enemies is amazing, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.17253864]

>>17253852
Not that anon, but I’m guessing that means you fall into one of the groups he listed?
Or you technically fall into one of those groups but don’t like the broad term itself because you see yourself as a unique subgroup of that group and don’t like to be generalized with the group as a whole?

[Anonymous No.17253871]

>>17253846
>megacope

[Anonymous No.17253872]

>>17249287
because, despite it being easy to do, it still separates the men from the boys. many adult males think they know how to grill but still manage to overcover/undercook the meat.

[Anonymous No.17253876]

>>17253864
No, it's more simple than that, I'm just making fun of your insanity.

[Anonymous No.17253885]

>>17253876
>making fun of the insanity of someone who isn’t that anon by making fun of that anon before the person you’re replying to even said anything
Whoa man I can’t handle your 5d time-chess.

[Anonymous No.17253890]

>>17253885
Not 5d chess, you just share the same insanity.

[Anonymous No.17253907]

>>17253890
neither of the other anons, but you sound insane bro.

[Anonymous No.17253911]

>>17253846

[Anonymous No.17253912]

>>17253907
Damn anon, you just fucked up.
Telling him he sounds insane is just going to prove that it’s actually you who are insane and he’s the only sane one here.

[Anonymous No.17253923]

>>17253907
Says the backpedaling confused schizo

If you think the jews are evil and out to get you then you are a paranoid schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.17253932]

>>17249287
I like to sit out back between to small apartment complexs and smoke meat all weekend long in August, it pisses them all off because they don't have ac and their windows are all open.

[Anonymous No.17253942]

>>17253923
>calling people schizos because they supposedly think stuff that the first anon he responded to didn’t even say
Wow. You’re as illiterate as you are nuts.

[Anonymous No.17253959]

>>17253912
>>17253923
thank you for confirming my point. by simply saying he sounds insane, without any context or saying i agreed with the other guy, baited you guys into actually acting insane.

[Anonymous No.17253962]

>>17253885
If you make fun of someone for his condition of being a fat retard and another fat retard comes in his defense, you don't need to personally engage him to make fun of him because you've made fun of his condition itself. In fact, being already made fun of is what makes fat retard #2 come in the defense of fat retard #1 in the first place.
Your post is the most pathetic attempt at a 'gotcha' moment I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.17253967]

Unironically the best filter to whether or not your neighbors are weaklings or not is to have a smoker in the yard operating for 16 hours. The only 2 responses from everyone in the area fall into the categories of compliments, or complaints
>And if they call the fire brigade, you offer some ribs to the fireys because they're bros and all the sooky neighbors can do is seethe, cope and dilate

BBQ at mine!

[Anonymous No.17253989]

>>17253967
Fireworks are the best normie filter. Your neighbor calls the cops the cops because you had a cheeky Roman candle war until early morning then you know he is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.17253992]

>>17253962
>if you make fun of a fat retard because the fat retard made fun of something else, and an unrelated party asks if you happen to be the something else the fat retard made fun of, that observer must be a fat retard
That’s some fascinating logic, anon.

[Anonymous No.17254002]

>>17253989
>Fireworks are the best normie filter.
That and deer season

[Anonymous No.17254012]

>>17253992
I would ask whom you are quoting but seeing as you believe Soros is the reason women don't sit next to you on the bus, it's probably an imaginary person

[Anonymous No.17254013]

>>17253989
Fair - a good way to identify bitch-made neighbors, but the bros will remain unidentified so you really only have a half result

[Anonymous No.17254018]

>>17253967
If your lucky you already live somewhere based enough that you can burn lawn refuse on your property. Even more based if you can burn trash.

[Anonymous No.17254024]

>>17253992
You're starting to get it already, fat re-, I mean, "unrelated party".

[Anonymous No.17254030]

>>17254012
Damn this is like schizo inception.

[Anonymous No.17254031]

>>17254018
I live in suburbia and do these things, and run the smoker. One neighbor doesn't complain and I just send a heads up text message, and the other does the same shit so sometimes we just bring trade the odd plate of excess bbq - his other neighbor cries hard though

[Anonymous No.17254034]

Sure is redneck itt

[Anonymous No.17254104]

>>17254034
Sorry about that bro, here are some people that I am sure are far more relatable to you

[Anonymous No.17254141]

>>17254104
Lol, where do you think those people come from?

[Anonymous No.17254341]

>this thread
>mfw

[Anonymous No.17254364]

It's fun. Just throw a muscle on a fire. Real primitive

[Anonymous No.17254992]

>>17249287
The amount of seethe ITT just proves how based grilling is

[Anonymous No.17256043]

>>17249287
It's the modern version of the entire tribe sitting around a warm campfire and cooking their hunt of the day while singing, telling stories and joking.

Tl Dr it's everything that's comfy to humans

[Anonymous No.17257373]

>>17249287
It's ok. It's more of an idiot-proof leisure activity than anything.
>>17250419
Guarantee at least half of them spend substantial time on /pol/.
>>17254992
There's no seethe, just conspiritards sperging out.

[Anonymous No.17257400]

>>17249287
Cooked meat is easier to digest. When our ancestors H. erectus discovered grilling they tapped into that hidden potential, and we evolved to prefer the taste of meat cooked over fire, imparted with that smoky goodness we all know and love. When you break open that charcoal grill (propanelets fuck off), you are inadvertently tapping into a deep part of your monkey brain telling you "this is a good thing" on par with the sound of running water or the smell of a woman with a good immune system

it's worth the stomach cancer

[Anonymous No.17257404]

It's not that based.
Most people who grill either talk about football or get drunk and make jokes about their wives in front of everyone and it's pathetic.

I'll leave out the toilet aftermath which is a complete disgust of the human race.

[Anonymous No.17257408]

>thread about grills
>first 10 replies are schizopol shit

[Anonymous No.17257410]

>>17252155
>the fat dads aren't wearing socks with their sandals

That's why it's so hot.

[Anonymous No.17257421]

>>17257404
You sound based and I'd like to grill with you, I get the impression you would take it seriously.

[Anonymous No.17257432]

Grilling is overrated as a way to cook food. Pan searing, roasting, and smoking will all give you better results. However, grilling is a great social activity. Humans are drawn to socialize around fire and food, and grilling combines them both.
So just grill up some cheap hot dogs and hamburgers, grab some bud light, and get ready for the football game with all the other middle aged men in the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.17257434]

>>17257404
Why would a toilet look particularly bad after a bbq unless you have some kind of meat intolerance or digestive issue?

[Anonymous No.17257444]

>>17249287

[Anonymous No.17257449]

>>17257444
>novelty grill

[Anonymous No.17257455]

>>17257421
I grill with my parents when I meet them. Only local meat, never packaged or how people call it in big cities. I'd grill with you too.

>>17257434
don't get me wrong, it stinks. compare dogshit or some other carnivorous animal's shit with those of a sheep or a horse. you could even sleep on horse shit while dogshit stink pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.17257457]

[Anonymous No.17257460]

>>17249287
pol has ruined this website

[Anonymous No.17257474]

[Anonymous No.17257481]

>>17257460
Your posts sure as hell contributed.

[Anonymous No.17257485]

>>17257460
Yep

[Anonymous No.17257491]

>>17257455
>ackshually
if you feed a dog a proper carnivore diet with little/no grains their shit is pretty inoffensive

[Anonymous No.17257525]

>>17253992
Lmao I can hear you mouthbreathing from here, dicklet.