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UberEATS driver here. Reminder, if you don't tip appropriately, no one is going to pick up your order

>> No.17245531

>>17245522
And who exactly loses in that predicament?

>> No.17245537

>Totally UberEATS driver here, u guise!
>Reminder, here’s something that will totally piss you off at what I claim to be tee hee! :3
Wow. Such awesome larp OP.

>> No.17245541

>>17245522
Never using a food delivery application and I never will.

>> No.17245543

>>17245522
Thank God I never order UberEATS so I honestly hope you die in a car accident or just for being a worthless piece of shit.

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>>17245531
Not me

>> No.17245550

>>17245537
He phrased it in an annoying way, but he's right. $2 for 20 minutes of driving plus possibly 5+ minutes wait time for the food is not even close to worth my time.

>> No.17245561

>>17245544
Great, so you don't need to worry about it.

>> No.17245563

>>17245550
>he
>my
god fucking fuck off

>> No.17245565

>>17245522
I usually tip 20%-30%.

>> No.17245568

>>17245565
most poors do

>> No.17245574

>>17245568
Poors don't tip at all, chud.

>> No.17245588

In civilized countries, customers pay employers the agreed upon price for goods and/or services and employers pay employees salaries.

>> No.17245594

>>17245574
Yes they do. They overcompensate. You know a lot about that.

>> No.17245601
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17245601

>>17245522
>Reminder, if you drive for UberEats you're fucking lower scum than the fatasses ordering.

>> No.17245613

>>17245563
Simmer down, autismo.

>> No.17245622

>>17245601
good call virgin

>> No.17245625

>>17245613
I will once you kill yourself.

>> No.17245651
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>>17245625
I said SIMMER. DOWN. NOW. I will not tolerate your autistic fits of rage in my house anymore.

>> No.17245664

I've never tipped for food once in my life.
It's just not a thing where I live.

>> No.17245677

based
i don't even like tips, but drivers being able to filter lazy and also poor subhumans is amazing
wagies getting some power back

>> No.17245744

>>17245544
Only the 3 biggest days to order!

>> No.17245751

>>17245522
don't care

seethe wagie

you're expecting tip for a job that would be relegated to the mentally challenged in more decent times

>> No.17245793

>>17245522
You're denying black people the sustenance they need to survive. Deliver the food to Tyrone and stfu.

>> No.17245808

>>17245522
it would be funny if a drunk driver t-boned you on your way to a 20 dollar delivery i think

>> No.17245888

>>17245541
correct answer
sick of these services preying on laziness

>> No.17246024

>>17245601
Been sick with covid and Uber eats has been clutch.

>> No.17246037

>>17245544
dude are you bragging about a delivery boy, come on now

>> No.17246038

>>17245522
Why do I need to tip when I'm paying for the delivery service? If the price of the delivery isn't high enough raise the price. Don't expect a magic extra amount then get all bitchy about it. Just fucking charge more.

>> No.17246049

>>17245677
implying its not mostly the rich fucks who dont tip. or leaves one of those fake 20s with "GOD SAVES" on the back.

>> No.17246062
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>>17245522
I tip one dollar and have never had a single issue delivery times or tampering. My African friend doesn't tip at all and they haven't had trouble either. Although one time when she ordered, a driver called because they couldn't figure out how to get inside the building despite simple instructions and they overheard me call them a fucking moron in the background and when he finally made it inside he cried in front of her at the door. She still didn't tip.

>> No.17246068

>never tips
>always instantly gets a driver
>always uses promo codes
Nothing personal kid.

>> No.17246074

UberEATS can suck a fat one along with its entitled drivers.

>> No.17246137

>>17245544
Damn what city do you live in and do you have any tips for workers? My friend works 16 hours but he makes like 1/5 of that a week

>> No.17246179

>>17245522
>I work a trash job along with 100s of other wagies
>If you piss me off, YOU ARE FUCKED LITTLE MAN
Sounds like you're a miserable shit staring down a dead end job being everybody's else's bitch while no doubt engaging in some anti-misery life-destroying habits that are effectively death on an installment plan. Please, make more threads about how utterly awful you and your life are. It will be a cautionary tale for anybody under the age of 17 here.

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>>17245543
why is your anger directed at the driver and not the customer who is in fact the lazy piece of shit

>> No.17246290

>>17245522
get a better job faggot... almsgiving is a sin

>> No.17246300

>>17245522
UberEATS order here. Reminder, if you don't tip "appropriately", you'll still get your food. I have literally never had a cancelled order.

>> No.17246306

>>17245522
OP here, i don't have a real job so please disregard my silly post

>> No.17246313

>>17246205
nothing wrong with ordering food, you're a silly goose.

>> No.17246318

>>17246205
>you cannot hire anybody to do your job
what timeline is this?

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>>17246318

>> No.17246391

>Hire someone to do a job for me
>They get butthurt and cry about being paid the price they agreed to do the job for
Is there any more pathetic an "occupation" than these delivery boys?

>> No.17246421

>>17245563
Im a different anon that does doordash on the side, same principle

>> No.17246459

>>17245544
Considering doing a gig job for a few hours a day while hours are low at my main job. Is Uber Eats better to work for than Doordash or does it all depend on your area?

>> No.17246472

Kek i always order these and refund it immediately. I complain the food was cold or left outside and that (you) the delivery wagie never knocked my door or squished the food. I always make sure to say the food was wrong and that (you) did a bad job. I was told that (you) have to pay for it in the end so thanks again you glorified post man

>> No.17246503

>>17245522
Not true. You don't see the tip value until much after, and it doesn't show you who it's from. It just tells you you've been tipped. Of course, if you don't do many deliveries, then you can figure it out pretty easily. But by that time, it's too late.

>> No.17246515

>>17245522
>be australia
>we never tip
>never have a problem
>don't even select tips until after they leave
>zero tip everytime
feels good

>> No.17246516

>>17246503
To reiterate on this: clients can adjust tip values for up to an hour after their delivery. Uber Eats doesn't tell you anything until that value has been finalized. I still get paid by Uber whether you tip me or not. I appreciate any tip obviously, but it's disingenuous to tell people any tips are shown beforehand. Hell, I don't even tip if the place is close to me. The driver still gets paid.

>> No.17246880

>>17246515
Based Aussies. I'll follow your example

>> No.17246903

i'm a driver and have driven for apps that hide the tip amount until you complete the order (its called Favor in texas).

the main issue with these apps is that the app doesn't automatically adjust the minimum tip amount according to the miles driven.

so for the OP pic, a 19 min drive should require a minimum 4-6 dollar tip for gas and wear and tear on the car, gas costs should be determined by the city and state you live in also. i don't care if it comes from app fees or customer tip

>> No.17246914

>>17246516
faggot

>> No.17246922

I never tip lol

>> No.17247031

>>17245544
Have fun losing it all to taxes (you are keeping track of how much you’ll be paying in taxes, right?), gas money, and maintenance costs for your car. Gigging is not worth it, especially as a deliver driver, and you will pay for it in the long run. Speaking from experience. There’s still time to turn things around, anon.

>> No.17247052

>put big tip
>make it small after food comes

>> No.17247053

I make 80% of my tickets on illegally parked delivery drivers. We know the spots and high times.

>> No.17247057

i only get food delivered in extenuating circumstances
bur ill tip $0 in the app then give cash

>> No.17247064

>>17247053
is there a way to summon you
there are always delivery drivers blocking the alleys near my place

>> No.17247066

>>17247064
anytime anyone blocks my alley i park my motorcycle in such a way that they can't get out without driving over it
no one has driven over it yet

>> No.17247072

>>17247031
Gas and maintenance expenses aren't taxable money if they're requisite to your income source.

>> No.17247105

>>17245522
I never tip and always get my order picked up

>> No.17247116

>>17247031
>Have fun losing it all to taxes (you are keeping track of how much you’ll be paying in taxes, right?)

if you're an independent contractor you aren't making much off of side jobs anyway, and you're a fool if you file taxes on your little money that you do make

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drivers dont see the tip until they go offline
>>17247031
i love how there's always some chud who chimes in with this same exact spiel like they're some big brain dropping hidden knowledge. pic related is you

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>i love how there's always some chud who chimes in with this same exact spiel like they're some big brain dropping hidden knowledge. pic related is you

>> No.17247273

>>17245522
What if I plan on tipping you in cash?

>> No.17247306

>>17245522
Remember, tipping is an american culture thing. Most of the world pays there employees and doesn't expect them to live off hand outs. Its even considered rude to tip in most 1st world counties.
But i guess it's unfair comparing america the 1st-2nd world standards, seen as you can't even get clean water out of tap.

>> No.17247322

>>17247066
Niceee, reminded me of someone i knew in uni, there bathroom window was right above the problem spot so they took to shitting onto paper and just throwing it at the cars. Always makes me laugh when i think about it. safe to say, no one parked there after awhile.

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>the amount of rage in this thread
you guys don't... actually order ubereats do you?

>> No.17247327

>>17245522
Never used a food delivery service but now I have even less reason to. I got a wife who cooks.

>> No.17247329

>>17247306
>Most of the world pays there employees
Do you actually believe this?

>> No.17247331

>>17245522
I use DoorDash. I never tip above $1.50, no matter how long the drive or complicated the order. I've never had problems.

>> No.17247351

>>17247329
Are you implying most of the world is slaves or work and just hope someone will feed/house/etc them?
Anyone doing that kind of work after the age of 18 is getting absolutely conned and they should find a job worth working at where they're valued.

>> No.17247988

>>17246062
I tip 1 dollar too. Why tf am I going to tip you dependent on how much I spend. Ill give a little extra if it's tough to actually deliver but 90% its just a bag and I meet them out front anyways. Whether that bag costs $12 or $50 is no concern to them

>> No.17247992

>pay me twice or I won't do my job

>> No.17247995

>>17247992
yep
better get in your car and get it yourself

>> No.17248154

>>17247031
Every income has taxes I get so tired of hearing this argument

>> No.17248164

>>17247995
Good idea, thanks. Guess you're out of a job.

>> No.17248170

Gonna make some Uber food deliveries with no tip just to hopefully get you
>t. Mississaugan

>> No.17248176

>>17245541
/thread

>> No.17248182

>>17247116
You need to report taxes over $600 and uber should be sending their forms over to the IRS that they paid you so you'll get fucked if you don't file

>> No.17248194

>>17246037
Anon, he is pulling delivery boy money.

>> No.17248219

>>17245522
WTF, 17km?

>> No.17248250

>>17245522
>$
>km
Canadachink detected fuck off

>> No.17248261

>>17245588
In the US service sector people make more money than in these “civilized” countries cause people are quite often overly generous.
A waitress will raise a big stink about one $2 tip and act like a victim but take home $400 at the end of the night and think nothing of it.

>> No.17248267

>>17245601
>not extracting as much wealth as you can from the hordes of indolent fatties before they gracelessly expire

>> No.17248274

>>17245522
Do americans really tip before receiving their meal?

>> No.17248277

>>17245888
Lazy people deserve to be preyed on. It’s nature’s way.

>> No.17248287

>>17246038
Because people won’t bring your food if you skimp. You aren’t required to tip. Just don’t expect people to be in a rush to bring your tendies to your door.

>> No.17248298

>>17248274
Do you think ubereats is a restaurant, anon? I don't understand the question.

>> No.17248303

>>17246049
>t. Never worked for tips

>> No.17248304

>>17248298
Normally you would tip after the service, not before.

>> No.17248307

>>17248304
So after the delivery? How does that work? Does the driver have to come back after you've eaten the food?

>> No.17248308

>>17246137
That anon did over 100 deliveries. Does your friend do 100 deliveries?

>> No.17248312

>>17248307
That would be when the tipping happens yes. If the delivery was fine and quick then you would tip the driver

>> No.17248320

>>17248307
Also do you tip the restaurant as well? Before the food arrives? or after it arrives and you eat?

I am genuinely curious, I don't live in a country where you tip people.

>> No.17248321

>>17246472
I’m sure if you do this more than twice they will catch on

>> No.17248324

>>17248312
So the driver has to stand there while you pull out your phone and tip them through the app? Of course, that's assuming you're not just handing them cash.

>> No.17248328

>>17248324
Absolutely yes

>> No.17248329

>>17248324
Well, they don't have to wait. You can tip them after they leave, through the app

>> No.17248331

>>17248250
He's in Mississauga, he's a pajeet.

>> No.17248333

>>17247031
> gas money, and maintenance costs for your car
All tax deductible

>> No.17248335

>>17248320
In a restaurant, after you've eaten at the very end of the meal. Just put the tip on the table as you're leaving. If you're using your card to tip, there's a section for that on the bill.

>> No.17248338

>>17248335
I meant when you order food with uber eats. Do you tip both the restaurant and the delivery guy?

>> No.17248348

>>17247351
Anon there is a reason yuropoors can’t afford more than 1 bedroom and don’t have air conditioning or red meat

>> No.17248352

>>17248182
IRS doesn’t have the manpower to audit wagies making $17k a year.
Most of their time and attention is on business owners who have complex tax filings.

>> No.17248364

>>17248352
>t. IRS

>> No.17248393

>ubereats
>mississauga

fucking shitskin posters.

>> No.17248609

>>17248267
>extracting wealth
My time is not worthless.

>> No.17248626

>>17248609
Ok then don’t do it. I have no idea why this whole threat is seething so bad
>reee lazy fat fucks won’t cook at home
Without Uber eats they would just order Dominos like they did before
>reee tip better!!!!
Don’t do the job if you don’t like it and it’s not worth it
>reee why do I have to tip????
You don’t
>reeee reee ree reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.17248630

>>17248352
That's objectively false because auditing complex businesses take more effort. You really think it takes a ton of manpower to realize someone isn't paying taxes when uber files forms saying they paid a contractor and then the contractor never files their side of paper work? It's the most straight forward case possible

www.propublica.org/article/irs-sorry-but-its-just-easier-and-cheaper-to-audit-the-poor/amp

>> No.17248688

>>17245522
>It's a "idiot orders ice cream" episode

>> No.17248731

>>17245522
>Order 3 meals at once
>Give one good tip
>Don't have to order again until tomorrow
What's the problem here?

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>>17245522
>UberEATS driver here. Reminder, if you don't tip appropriately, no one is going to pick up your order

Shut the fuck up whiny bitch ass nigga

>> No.17248791

>>17248775
Based libertarian using unregulated currency to tip workers

>> No.17248794

>>17248775
>tipping with an unactivated gift card

Based

>> No.17248796

>>17248791
And then gets shamed while the waiter STILL TAKES THE TIP
Fucking whiny whores would take my cum as currency if they could purchase something with it

>> No.17248802

I have never given you food jews a dime and never will