/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17243762]

>I know a guy who orders ubereats multiple times a day and hasn't cooked a meal in months
Actually one of the most blackpilling things I've ever seen. I can't imagine not enjoying cooking.

[Anonymous No.17243774]

>"blackpilled" by someone eating fast food
Go be a dramatic faggot somewhere else

[Anonymous No.17245006]

>>17243762
>I can't imagine not enjoying cooking
im a newfag and just stumbled across this board for the lurks and i wish i had the money to just order food
>inb4 muh health
yeah thats a reason too i guess, btw i hate cooking this shit takes ages and because i suck at everything it even tastes like garbage at the end

[Anonymous No.17245022]

>>17245006
Based. Fuck cooking and fuck food. There needs to be a better way to survive.

[Anonymous No.17245024]

>>17245006
maybe if you weren't such a complaining bitch faggot your food wouldn't suck as much ass as you do. just learn to make 5 dishes well and follow the recipe to a tee. cooking simple food is so easy women can do it.

[Anonymous No.17245032]

>>17245024
anyone who can't figure out a few decent dishes should seriously be gassed, it's actually unbelievable to me.

[Anonymous No.17245033]

>>17243762
i feel like the abundance of entertainment and distraction at our fingertips has suppressed a lot of people's creative drives. why make something when i can mindlessly watch youtube for 4 hours? i believe creativity is a basic need in most people, and cooking is the most universal and one of the most simple ways to express your creativity on a daily basis

[Anonymous No.17245038]

>>17245032
>just eat plain eggs noodles and rice bro
i can do simple dishes but even mcdonalds tastes better, maybe my tastebuds are just fried because my moms cooking is atrocious so i used to eat a shit ton of fast food

[Anonymous No.17245039]

he's one of those rats in those little kek shed corners of the rat colony where he stays in nice and safe and isolated.
which rat archetype are you?

[Anonymous No.17245060]

>>17245032
>it's actually unbelievable to me.
it's quite literally no hyperbole unbelievable to me. which leads me to believe people who say they can't cook are just lazy retards.
>>17245038
>why does food designed in a lab by the world's top food scientists taste better than shit sloppa made by the world's biggest retard faggot aka you?
it's a mystery bro

[Anonymous No.17245075]

>>17245060
>top food scientists
are you trying to say everyone loves mcdonalds?

[Anonymous No.17245084]

>>17245038
>he considers this a simple dish
You can do better than that for fucks sake, make some mashed potatoes or something.
>mcdonalds tastes better
You have to actually be retarded to not understand why this is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.17245085]

Dude must be fucking rich or in huge debt then.

Good for him if it's the rich one.

[Anonymous No.17245090]

>>17243762
Wish I could eat Chinese buffet and ogle the waitresses everyday

[Anonymous No.17245091]

>>17245085
Neither, he has a decent paying job and spends basically half of his income on it, it's absurdly retarded.

[Anonymous No.17245099]

>>17243774
It's actually way sadder than it appears to be...

>basic skill
>gone
>money
>gone
>sense of self sufficiency/reliance
>gone
>creativity
>GONE

cooking isn't just about eating. It's legit playtime, but also can be meditative and therapeutic.

People that don't cool are really missing out on an important part of ("living").
It's like riding bicycles and asking someone else to put air in your tires.

[Anonymous No.17245104]

>>17245084
>You have to actually be retarded to not understand why this is a bad thing.
bro im literally pointing it out because i know that

[Anonymous No.17245112]

>>17245099
>cooking isn't just about eating. It's legit playtime, but also can be meditative and therapeutic.
It's gets pretty fucking boring after doing it for a long period of time

[Anonymous No.17245116]

>>17245033
>watch videos on social media of other people teaching people how to cook
>never actually learn how to cook

Is there a worst feeling ?
You said it though, it is "entertainment l" and like farming.

[Anonymous No.17245124]

>>17243762
he's one of those people who will own nothing and actually be happy

[Anonymous No.17245129]

>>17245112
Long time as in a single session or you mean lifelong ?... because trap buddy lolollololol

[Anonymous No.17245134]

>>17245124
Try thinking you own "stuff" then go thru a divorce

[Anonymous No.17245142]

>>17245134
lol why would I ever get married? my boyfriend lets me fuck whoever I want, no point in getting the government involved

[Anonymous No.17245246]

>>17245142
you can still get fucked by common law shit if someones an asshole
be aware of that

[Anonymous No.17245258]

>>17245246
fuck ya mudda

[Anonymous No.17245291]

>>17245246
i'm sorry she hurt you bro. was it avoidable at all? also do you want a blowie?

[Anonymous No.17245300]

>>17245099
you forgot one huge thing
>Pajeet
>at your doorstep

[Anonymous No.17245302]

>>17245104
It's not a bad thing because you're a bad cook only, it's a jewish trick. They fill it with basically delicious poison.

[Anonymous No.17245303]

>>17245291
ive never had a relationship with a woman
Its just one of those things im unnecessarily paranoid about so I figured id give someone else tips

[Anonymous No.17245329]

>>17245075
>are you trying to say everyone loves mcdonalds?
No I don't think everybody loves it, but if you can't sit down and enjoy a big mac i really don't trust you as a person.

[Anonymous No.17245577]

>>17245303
based, how big is your dick?

[Anonymous No.17246384]

>>17245577
6.5
im a mega manlet(5'4") so i consider it respectable

[Anonymous No.17246439]

>>17245099
not everyone enjoys the same things you do. i know this is a hard concept to grasp if you're a turboautist. If he has the money to do this its his pregogative and I love cooking.

[Anonymous No.17246452]

>>17243762
>autist topic of the week: ubereats

[Anonymous No.17246477]

>>17246439
>suggesting that all those that work in food enjoy food and preparing it

It's not about what you enjoy but that it is in fact a skill that can be used in and out of the kitchen for oneself and for others.

It's a skill that should at least be explored as a novice for everyone

[Anonymous No.17246494]

>>17245246
That's if you act like a married couple, announce yourself as married, do married things like file jointly or buy a house.
If you treat them like a long term gf/bf that won't apply

[Anonymous No.17246528]

>>17246494
common law is all at the judges discretion, same as how prenups can be thrown out becuase of the judge thinking circumstances have chanfed
but you are right, if you dont live with them for a long time its unlikely to be granted from the judgd

[Anonymous No.17246533]

>>17246384
proud of you bro

[Anonymous No.17246545]

>>17245300
Or a nigger. I always keep in the back of my mind that they’re probably casing my place since I don’t live in the hood.

[Anonymous No.17246768]

>>17246439
I don't buy this line of reasoning at all. Ordering all your food from fast food restaurants then paying to have it delivered to you by Indians is degenerate shit and people who do it should feel bad about themselves.