Drunk again

[Anonymous No.17239213]

What are you drinking? Why are you drinking? How are you drinking?

[Anonymous No.17239235]

>>17239213
I haven't had alcohol in four months but I'm thinking of picking up wine again. It's less degenerate than other drugs and it's nice to shut off my mind every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.17239237]

>>17239213
Answer your own questions before asking others, you fucking hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.17239261]

>>17239213
I'm on a little vacation and I'm trying hard to abstain from booze. I went shopping today and easily could have bought some but I know it would make me feel like shit later. I don't really enjoy it anymore.

[Anonymous No.17239272]

>>17239213
I'm working on my second Hurricane of the day. Wish my local liquor store didn't up the price of Steelys but whatever just alky problems I guess.

[Anonymous No.17239302]

>>17239213
5 beers dead out of a PBR 12 pack
2 arnold palmers with 2 shots of smirnoff each have enough left for four more arnold palmers with 2 per

it ain't luxury but its getting it done

[Anonymous No.17239306]

>>17239261
Good job, anon

[Anonymous No.17239314]

>>17239213
One of them kinda days.

[Anonymous No.17239388]

>>17239306
Hold your congrats. I forgot to add that I've replaced my drinking with freebasing cocaine.

[Anonymous No.17239398]

>>17239213
>Pint of wild turkey that I'm hiding from my girlfriend, gonna buy a 6 pack later and pretend my lack of tolerance is why I'm hammered
>I hate myself and my life, also alcoholism
>I get up to take a piss then swig a few

[Anonymous No.17239402]

>>17239388
hey, you're not me
>>17239306
thanks, anon

[Anonymous No.17239407]

vodka and store brand mountain dew
this is the bottom

[Anonymous No.17239414]

>>17239213
I'm trying not to drink. But it seems impossible as my life collapses slowly around me. I have nothing else I'd rather be contorted by. Still, I only had four drinks today. Maybe just three or two tomorrow. Then hopefully I can cease without all the withdrawal anxiety.

[Anonymous No.17239444]

>>17239414
>I only had four drinks today

If you still think in terms of how many drinks you've had, you should go ahead and quit now before it gets worse.

[Anonymous No.17239469]

>>17239213
>Taxman Exemption
>Kids won't shut the fuck up
>Chugging straight from the can

[Anonymous No.17239472]

>>17239213
Pint of cheap vodka and a 6 pack of sierra nevada hazy little thing. I like these hazy IPAs

[Anonymous No.17239474]

>>17239235
>It's less degenerate than other drugs
lolno

[Anonymous No.17239482]

>>17239474
Hard alcohol is on-par with other drugs but if you just drink wine you can't really get drunk enough to do shit you'll regret. Only way I see it as a degenerate thing is if you're drinking it every day.

[Anonymous No.17239492]

>>17239482
You're either underage or have way more self control than me because I've blacked out and done stupid shit on wine numerous times.

[Anonymous No.17239494]

>>17239482
a bottle of wine a day is far less degenerate than most normie vices

[Anonymous No.17239503]

Tried "Last word" for the first time today. Really liked it. But I also have coronoa some my taste isn't 100%.

[ieatinmycar No.17239531]

Some peach green tea.

[Anonymous No.17239532]

>>17239213
Dry Jan for me

[Anonymous No.17239535]

>>17239213
>What are you drinking
Water. Haven't had the urge to drink all week and now I'm craving alcohol but have part of a cold or covid or whatever daddy govt is calling it these days

[Anonymous No.17239539]

>>17239444
I mean I was having like 12-15 just last week, so you can see how this is an improvement. I actually did go three days without drinking, but that was me hoping it would make a difference before the doctor's visit. It didn't really. Still, it's an improvement for me.

[Anonymous No.17239547]

>>17239539
Nobody wants to hear this but addiction is a symptom of ptsd.

[Anonymous No.17239552]

Still at work but will make some pineapple whiskey sours after a get off in an hour or so. Then I might smoke a bowl while I wait for my gumbo to cook. Hope you all have a good Friday.

[Anonymous No.17239563]

>>17239547
More like current traumatic stress disorder.

[Anonymous No.17239565]

i'm quacking at bitches
QUACK QUACK QUACK BITCH

[Anonymous No.17239578]

Had some Hitachino earlier
On the chardonnay to accompany my escargot I got on s(n)ale earlier

[Anonymous No.17239580]

Water. Thirsty. Putting the glass to my mouth and sipping.
Someone thread me.

[Anonymous No.17239585]

>>17239563
Like I said
>Nobody wants to hear this

[Anonymous No.17239590]

Fucking hell can't break the cycle.

Why the fuck do I drink when I dont even enjoy it. Makes you feel like shit and get fat

[Anonymous No.17239597]

>>17239590
>and get fat
Switch to wine
If you're already on wine, NGMI

[Anonymous No.17239602]

I love wine myself but I can't imagine drinking it way exclusively

[Anonymous No.17239614]

>>17239585
And like I said I've still been reducing and made improvements.

[Anonymous No.17239617]

>>17239602
then work on your imagination bitch

[Anonymous No.17239622]

>>17239590
It's a hard cycle to break.

>>17239597
You can get fat on any alcohol, it fucks with your whole body.

[Anonymous No.17239637]

I hate alcohol so much

[Anonymous No.17239638]

I'm on my third Vodka shot and Beer no. 10

[Anonymous No.17239643]

>>17239637
i feel the same about you

[Anonymous No.17239649]

>>17239622
Totally depends on calories.
Wine typically has less than beer.
I switched to wine to lose weight after hearing about it from a family member.
It worked and brought my bodyfat down - spirits will work too, but spirits will also fuck you up more in the long term

[Anonymous No.17239650]

>>17239643
so do i

[Anonymous No.17239662]

>>17239649
Beer is certainly the worst of the bunch. It typically has more calories. I'm a liquor guy myself, and I've gained weight. Probably would be worse on beer.

[Anonymous No.17239670]

>>17239617
will unironically be doing as my govt brought in a wacky 'minimum alcohol' price law during the week
and now all my beloved cheap supermarket lager/cider are twice the price they were before

not too bummed as I'm well enough to do by now and I was moving away from those bottom-barrels and shouldn't have still been drinking them anyway

[Anonymous No.17239686]

>>17239662
Any alcohol will add, but you're right, it would have been far worse on beer.
Also >liquor
I always get confused with this term on an international website desu. Liquor being an American term for spirits here in EU, whereas liqueur would mean a sweet spirit with herbs, spices, sugar etc...
If I was on liqueur all the time, and it's very addictive, I would be far more overweight and be suffering from multiple health problems.
>>17239670
Ireland?

[Anonymous No.17239715]

>>17239686
>Ireland
yeah
but like every law here it will be massively flouted
but I'm a massive sperg so don't know anyone who will get me the black market shit

[Anonymous No.17239719]

>>17239614
It's ok. Im also an alcoholic because I was molested

[Anonymous No.17239727]

>>17239662
>Be me
>Alcoholic
>Arms and legs shrink
>Gut and man boobs grow
Is somebody playing a sick joke on me?

[Anonymous No.17239730]

>>17239686
I can normally make to 10 or more shots a night. I think some say a shot is about 80 calories at its lower. Even if it's that low it's still 800 extra calories. Now with beer... Man. But you're right the liquor probably fucked me over more in the long run.
I was confused on liquor and liqueur when I first started drinking. Both very similar words. Liqueur might be just as bad as beer. Maybe worse with how sugary some of them get.

[Anonymous No.17239733]

>>17239715
black market beer?

[Anonymous No.17239742]

>>17239213
Svedka and club soda. Work is not good

[Anonymous No.17239744]

>>17239715
How's Ireland? Different anon, but I'm looking to move out of the US in the next few years.

[Anonymous No.17239746]

>>17239719
At least someone wanted to touch you.

[Anonymous No.17239749]

>>17239727
The beer is the trickster. It promises a good time, but in reality it has a feeder fetish.

[Anonymous No.17239750]

>>17239733
yeah
theres a BM for literally anything especially when its egregiously overpriced
>though usually among addicts barred from local pubs

[Anonymous No.17239753]

>>17239662
I workout and literally starve myself so that I can drink and still look good

[Anonymous No.17239754]

I thought this was gonna be a comfy cocktail thread but turns out your just a bunch of fucking alcoholics. Give me you favorite drink faggots.

[Anonymous No.17239760]

>>17239744
well thats a GREAT question .. *walks off without answering*

[Anonymous No.17239763]

>>17239754

[Anonymous No.17239765]

>>17239753
How's that do for your blood pressure?

[Anonymous No.17239770]

>>17239765
Blood pressure is a touch high but not bad.

[Anonymous No.17239777]

>>17239753
That's not going to work. It still fucks up your skin prematurely.

[Anonymous No.17239781]

>>17239715
Fair lad.
Scotland had the same type of law, but the homeless (target high abv) just turned to wine so the hobos in Edinbrugh just look more classy.

If it's not wine, people just cross the boarder because, without getting too political, the SNP can't do jack shit except blame Westminster.

[Anonymous No.17239788]

>>17239213
I quit drinking

[Anonymous No.17239790]

>>17239770
I need to get to working out then.

[Anonymous No.17239791]

>>17239777
Checked. I know but at least Im well built. Im in my 40s and things are still OK. Guts are fucked up sometimes

[Anonymous No.17239797]

>>17239777
Man I'm worried about that last one. I don't know how much damage I've done with my years of binge drinking and the past couple of years of hard drinking. Somehow I still look young and my skin looks mostly fine. Feel like it's just going to hit me all at once. Probably in my forties.

[ieatinmycar No.17239811]

>>17239797
Earlier than that bubba. Slow your roll before it's too late. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.17239818]

>>17239727
I wish I had your problem. I'm a malt liquor degenerate and all it did was make my face bloat, fucked up my skin and my hairline.

[Anonymous No.17239848]

>>17239818
Your hairline isnt from drinking

[Anonymous No.17239852]

>>17239213
About to have a glass of boxed red wine
Yes I am 30

[Anonymous No.17239857]

>>17239811
Can't I just keep choking down vitamin D pills to counteract it? Surely that works.
>inb4 someone makes a dick joke

[Anonymous No.17239859]

>>17239261
The scary thing is when you wake up after a night of moderately hard boozing and feel perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.17239860]

>>17239848
It definitely is from drinking. I had a solid fucking Lions mane before becoming an alky and now I have clumps of hair coming out when I shower.

[ieatinmycar No.17239874]

>>17239857
Can't take vitamins to counteract liver damage or shit sleep that you're getting no matter what that the vitamins salesman at whole foods tells you.
>>17239860
Definitely isn't. Stop drinking for a month and see if it starts growing back lol.

[Anonymous No.17239876]

>>17239852
How are your cats?

[Anonymous No.17239884]

>>17239444
It’s amazing how fast it escalates. If you drink multiple drinks daily you’re in the 90th percentile of drinkers. To get to the 99th you have to drink like 15 a day.

[Anonymous No.17239890]

>>17239860
How long? I've been drinking like a sailor for the past couple hard and got a full head of hair.

>>17239874
>sleep
That's the one that's going to kill me. I've never been able to get good sleep. It's always been hardest thing for me to control. Even before the alcohol.

[Anonymous No.17239891]

>>17239876
I have a dog. She’s sleeping.

[Anonymous No.17239914]

>>17239715
Brewing ale is really easy

[Anonymous No.17239925]

>>17239754
There are no such things as alcoholics. Only quitters.

[Anonymous No.17239926]

I am working at home for another half hour or so but I'm on my third locally made hard seltzer. I don't drink much these days so I'm feeling pretty good and enjoying this refreshing beverage.

[Anonymous No.17239933]

>>17239777
I drink pretty hard and have for at least 6 years, and my skin is fine. I also eat a higher fat diet and get a lot of rich animal fats high in vitamin A like pasture raised eggs and liver.

[Anonymous No.17239936]

>>17239914
that's why the bongs can do it

[Anonymous No.17239942]

>>17239788
Based but it won’t fix anything, just stop the damage. There is something drawing you to booze. Don’t let alcohol or abstaining from alcohol distract you from it

[Anonymous No.17240033]

>>17239492
I've never had more than one bottle in a night. I can take it or leave it, I never have the desire to drink more than a few glasses.

>>17239494
It could definitely be worse.

[Anonymous No.17240035]

>>17239942
Is that last sentence a haiku or something?

[Anonymous No.17240039]

>>17240035
If you need it to be

[Anonymous No.17240048]

>>17239213
I spent tonight drinking vodka + dr pepper, watching Beatles films.
bretty gud fryday

[Anonymous No.17240052]

Currently drunk on the remainder of a bottle of vodka I started yesterday, few bottles of bud, some moretti and a few cans of heineken. I drink because I'm a poly addict and it's convenient. I hate it and I hate how I feel after but I just cant live sober atm for some reason

[Anonymous No.17240055]

>>17239744
>move out of the US

Enjoy lockdowns retard.

[Anonymous No.17240056]

>>17239760
*sees you sitting alone* oWo

[Anonymous No.17240063]

>>17239818
>I wish I had your problem
You can have my ptsd induced cortisol issues if you like

[Anonymous No.17240067]

>>17240055
I will. The US is an expensive Uncultured meme of a country owned by billionaires and made possible by niggerfaggots like you. I'd rather be stuck in a studio somewhere where I can buy fresh eggs rather than the plastic preservative-filled shit you evidently slurp down without protest.

[Anonymous No.17240077]

>>17240067
you'll live in a pod, ride a bicycle and pay 10 euro for 1 egg

[Anonymous No.17240088]

>>17240077
And I'll make six figures USD because I work from home anyways.

[Anonymous No.17240100]

>>17240088
> six figures USD
the average salary on 4chan

[Anonymous No.17240109]

>>17240052
It’s ok anon, everyone has problems. You can fix them but only if you learn to ask others for help.

[Anonymous No.17240111]

>>17240100
>6 figures
>8 inches
Yet they still can't get laid

[Anonymous No.17240112]

>>17240067
If you want fresh eggs just drive through any rural area. There are numerous signs on every highway.

[Anonymous No.17240119]

>>17240111
You forgot the most important part
>5’6”

[Anonymous No.17240123]

>>17240100
Unironically the average American salary of those with a home computer so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.17240128]

>>17239213
I haven't had a drink in over a year. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.17240134]

>>17239622
Lard cope. Eat less and don't try to get drunk on beer.

[Anonymous No.17240142]

>>17239860
That happened to me when I was going hard on steelies and Icehouse edge. It stopped when I switched to liquor. There's something seriously wrong with that stuff.

[Anonymous No.17240145]

>>17240142
how can this be real?

[Anonymous No.17240164]

>>17240100
Genuinely don't care if you believe me. Would it bother you if someone doubted something about you that was true? If anything, I'm flattered.

[Anonymous No.17240171]

>>17240145
Steel reserve probably isn't safe for human consumption

[Anonymous No.17240179]

>>17239727
Goes without saying that you are yourself.

[Anonymous No.17240222]

Trojan horse off topic blogshit threads are cancer and against >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=17239213

[Anonymous No.17240224]

>>17240222
Checked and bumped

[Anonymous No.17240232]

>>17240134
>cope
Do you even understand the words you use? What is there to cope about?

[Anonymous No.17240250]

>>17240222
Yes, we need more space for fast food threads

[Anonymous No.17240309]

>>17240232
Coping with bad diet and blaming alcky for being fat.

[Anonymous No.17240364]

>>17240309
>alcky
Christ.

[Anonymous No.17240451]

>>17239213
Heineken with a splash of orange juice and a shot of vodka added. Don't judge me, it's what I had around.

[Anonymous No.17240459]

>>17240451
sounds fine m8. i just put vodka, oj, and ice cubes in a half-full mug of a tea from this morning

[Anonymous No.17240496]

>>17239859
>The scary thing is when you wake up after a night of moderately hard boozing and feel perfectly fine.
The few times doing cocaine and drinking only to feel BETTER in the morning than previous was something.

[Anonymous No.17240502]

alcohol is fucking expensive here. why? $7 for a 6pack is fucked

[Anonymous No.17240507]

drinking pepsi zero mango with vodka in it

[Anonymous No.17240524]

>>17240507
is bepis zero better than the new coke zero sugar?

[Anonymous No.17240572]

>>17240524
i haven't tried the regular pepsi zero since i love the mango one too much but coke zero is nice too. Though for diet/zero coke I mostly go for cherry

[Anonymous No.17240638]

>>17240524
>BEPIS
fuck off reddit

[Anonymous No.17240723]

>>17240309
alcohol has a fuckload of calories in it, anon

[Anonymous No.17240729]

>>17240723
7/g

[Anonymous No.17240735]

>>17239859
When I was in my early 20s I could drink until 2am, get shitfaced, and be at work at 8 no problem. But now, ten years later, it fucks my entire next day up. The feeling of shame, terrible heartburn, etc. Not worth it.

[Anonymous No.17240748]

>>17240507
how much is a 5th?

[Anonymous No.17240813]

>>17240748
the $6 one lol, i prefer to buy handles for $10 when i know i can be drunk for two to three days.

[Anonymous No.17241282]

>>17240638
Huh?

[Anonymous No.17241325]

>>17240507
It's fucking great.
Regular mango pepsi + vodka is also great.

[Anonymous No.17241342]

>>17241325
yeah but the regular is basically a shot and a half i hate how it covers your mouth. that's why i drink diet. bmi 17 LUL

[Anonymous No.17241364]

>>17239213
I'm drinking water with some JUCE powder mixed in. No booze this month, kinda sucks.

[Anonymous No.17241898]

>>17239552
How did your gumbo turn out anon?

[Anonymous No.17241926]

Had 7 tall cans of lager last night, just woke up with a bit of a headache. I drink daily but I try to keep it at a level where I don't feel bad the next day, I know its bad for me anyhow but it feels like a good compromise. Weekends I let myself drink more though.

[Anonymous No.17241967]

>>17239213
>Homebrew mulberry wine
>To relax
>From a wineglass.

[Anonymous No.17242646]

>Glenlivet 15
>I enjoy it, also my cat died during christmas
>neat

[Anonymous No.17242661]

I was drinking red wine, then I lmpulsivly went and got McDonald's and now I'm full and can't drink anymore wine

[Anonymous No.17242715]

>>17242646
Im sorry anon. R.I.P. cat

[Anonymous No.17243176]

>What are you drinking?
Tonight I'm drinking Crew Republic Easy and Maisel's & Friends Pale Ale.
>Why are you drinking?
I collect bottlecaps.
>How are you drinking?
Out of the chilled bottle while having dinner and/or watching a TV show, currently The Expanse.

[Anonymous No.17243247]

this shit is so fucking good. how do they do it? negronis with this are godly. For a Martini I would use something else though.

[Anonymous No.17243253]

I'm drinking poppy pod tea and smoking menthols

[Anonymous No.17243304]

i'm drinking red wine and listening to weezer
jesus, i'm such a loser

[Anonymous No.17243310]

>>17243253
How are you still finding opium tea?

[Anonymous No.17243337]

>>17243253
I miss menthols. I stopped being because of the retarded taxes and getting constantly approached by niggers who want to bum a smoke is annoying.

[Anonymous No.17243357]

Machir Bay, 'cause it's Saturday, in a Glencairn

[Anonymous No.17243419]

shill me some Rye! is pic rel drinkable? the selection isnt great in the european country I am stuck in

[Anonymous No.17243435]

>>17239213
Exams are coming up so I'm just sipping a small amber lager. Ordered a bunch of Dunkels and Trappists for the end of exam season so I can finally get drunk in style.

[Anonymous No.17243518]

woke up at noon just cracked a four loko open

[Anonymous No.17243978]

>>17239235
I'm with you buddy. Im almost 2 years sober and I almost got myself a case of beer today. Heh.

[Anonymous No.17244126]

>>17243310
? it's poppy season here. I grow some and steal the rest from the gardens in my neighbourhood.

[Anonymous No.17244178]

>>17239213
I’m drinking a lot of beer last night and today because my relationship is imploding. We have been together a bit over 3 years, my longest run by quite a bit. We met in college so started pretty much living together pretty quickly. We had an apartment together, then 6 months ago she decided to move 45 minutes away with her friend because she got a new job. Now she bitches to me all the time that there’s “a distance between us”, which is her fucking fault. She’s the one who decided to make things this way and I told her it was going to change things back then.
I should just break things off but I’ve never had to dump anyone before, and I’m also a massive pussy. I also know things won’t ever be the same, though, so it’s pointless to continue.
It’s even fucking with my career now, I can’t focus on being creative with all this shit in my head all the time. That’s it. Thanks for reading my drunken blogpost.
>inb4 this becomes the new “I used to watch x with my girlfriend in college.” pasta

[Anonymous No.17244237]

>>17239213
What are you drinking?
pic rel
Why are you drinking?
World Beer Awards ranked it as the best IPA. Also, I'm trying to sample all German beers while I'm here.
How are you drinking?
at 8 degrees celsius from a Willibecher

[Anonymous No.17244250]

>>17244237
forgot to attach pic

[Anonymous No.17244255]

>>17244178
didn't read, don't care.

[Anonymous No.17244322]

>>17244237
>>17244250
Störtebeker is one of my favorite brands, I did have the Pazifik-Ale before but I'm not sure whether or not I particularly enjoyed it. My favorite style is the Bernstein-Weizen (amber wheat).

[Anonymous No.17244408]

>>17244178
I care. Stay strong, friend.

[Anonymous No.17244462]

How the fuck are you guys alcoholics? Can you please explain your thought processes to me regarding drinking? Or do you all just excessively drink on impulse? Hell, I love to drink as much as the next guy, but there's no way I could think to myself: "You know what? I'm gonna drink copious amounts of alcohol every week for the rest of my life until the consequences finally reach me."

[Anonymous No.17244585]

>>17244408
I'm not your friend, asshole.

[Anonymous No.17244597]

>>17244462
Literal arrogance. I know what I'm doing. I know my limits. It's fine for a while. I know what the consequences are but I'll stop for a while to recover. I've recovered and healed I'm going to drink for a while. Oh shit I need to stop for a while. It's hard to sto-

[Anonymous No.17245495]

>>17244462
I'm unemployed, have no friends, and like beer.

[Anonymous No.17245502]

>>17240723
you will die from liver failure or alcohol poisoning before vodka makes you fat
what makes you fat is losing your inhibitions while drinking and eating a ton of high calorie food

[Anonymous No.17245628]

>>17245502
this 100%

[Anonymous No.17245685]

>>17239213
>2020 doing IT work at a hospital, drinking increases by 4-6 drinks per night.
>2021 start new IT job traveling across the US, more than half of my coworkers drink
>get fucked up in different states with nothing to do in hotel rooms besides get fucked up even more

Drinking some Mike's Hard Seltzers cause I was too lazy to go to the store before I started drinking.
I am drinking because it is my weekend home and I want to play some Hell Let Loose and eventually cook some brats with sauerkraut and noodles.
There is a cooler next to me that has cup holders, I put my seltzer in the cup holder and it is within arms reach and has zero chance of damaging any electronic equipment near it.

pic is my favorite beer, 4.5%, 15 pack costs 16-18 bucks, tastes like Leinenkugel Summer Shandy without the pinesol flavor. Locally brewed so help out them in the process.

[Anonymous No.17245696]

>>17239213
I have no idea how you faggots drink all the time, it tastes like poison and makes me feel like shit. Did you guys feel the same and just kept ignoring it to chase chemical escape?

[Anonymous No.17245732]

>>17245696
no, it makes me feel good
it's like a warm blanket on your existence

[Anonymous No.17245788]

>>17245696
i really have nobody else to interact with than this shithole and having a few drinks makes it a near-pleasant experience.

[Anonymous No.17245807]

36 hours sober, guys. Gonna make it this time. Have fun crawling through my dust.

[Anonymous No.17245828]

>>17245732
>>17245788
it's literally inconceivable to me how someone could drink large amounts of liquor every day for years

[Anonymous No.17245834]

>>17245828
ok

[Anonymous No.17245840]

>>17245828
what is "large amounts?"
i've done "large amounts" and regreted it into a trash can, but that term can vary in meaning

[Anonymous No.17246070]

>>17244585
Drunks can never keep friends kek

[Anonymous No.17246076]

>>17239398
She knows. She's trying to pretend not to notice.

[Anonymous No.17246094]

>>17239213
rum and (caffeine free diet) coke
drinking because I can and don't have any plans this weekend.

[ieatinmycar No.17246100]

Chamomile tea, getting ready for bed in a bit.
Got a busy day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17246105]

>>17245807
May every fan or ambient sound play you a musical, and every shadow a movie.

[ieatinmycar No.17246125]

>>17245807
Keep it up dude. First week is tough.

[Anonymous No.17246145]

>>17244178
Then break it off. It clearly is not working, and she is definitely the type to brush off blame upon anyone else but her, which is a huge 'NO' in any relationship. Just tell her it's over, straight up. Do not sugarcoat it, just say it. You're already a pussy as you say, well this is your first foray into standing up for yourself. You'll learn to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.17246170]

>>17244178
>Hi
>Hey, listen, this distance thing isn’t working for me.
>I’ll always love you and I have no regrets about anything.
>It’s time for us to go our own separate ways.
>I wish you the best of luck and I hope you find true happiness.
>I’ll always love you, but I have to go.
>I have to go.
>Bye
Never, ever answer her calls or even read her texts.

[Anonymous No.17246198]

>>17244178
Stop acting like an entitled incel and victimblaming her.

[Anonymous No.17246199]

>>17246198
Make me normie

[Anonymous No.17246478]

>>17244462
It's not called an addiction for no reason. You fall into it without realizing the path you're headed into. You don't think you want to start doing it, it can happen without realizing it. I started to drink on the weekends, and had a good time. As I enjoyed more alcohol, I extended it to weekdays. Then just days I'm off. Then when stress hit I decided to drink. Now it's hard to try and quit. It all just builds up. Supposedly genetics can play a factor in getting addicted. If the first time from throwing up didn't stop me from keeping drinking at a distance, then maybe it's true.

[Anonymous No.17246771]

I haven't been here in a while, did the janny grow a heart and stop killing the drunk threads?

[Anonymous No.17246776]

>>17246771
No.

[Anonymous No.17246826]

>>17239482
>but if you just drink wine you can't really get drunk enough to do shit you'll regret.
Try drinking 4 bottles of wine and telling me this shit again

[Anonymous No.17246831]

>>17239494
a bottle of wine a day IS a normie vice

[Anonymous No.17246842]

>>17239936
how come the sharts still can't do it?

[Anonymous No.17246844]

>>17246826
Drinking four bottles of wine is such a ridiculously inefficient way to get drunk. Anyone wanting to get drunk could just take a couple shots of anything and be on their way.

[Anonymous No.17246849]

>>17240077
>t. never left his bumfuck flyover suburbs

[Anonymous No.17246857]

>>17244462
>what is physical and mental addiction
drink too much for long enough and it literally rewires your brain

[Anonymous No.17246867]

>>17246844
>a couple shots
yea really gonna get drunk on ~4 units
4 bottles of wine are a lot easier to drink than the equivalent in spirits (if you drink it straight) unless you cough up for an expensive whiskey or something

[Anonymous No.17246872]

>>17246844
So 3 standard drinks are more effective than 32. OK.

[Anonymous No.17247093]

I have been in remission for half a year now. I still get a beer every once in a while but I have not binge drank in months because, you know...I just got tired of how fucked too much alcohol makes you feel. The hangovers suck. Being fat as fuck sucks. Having messed-up bowel movements and bodily pains sucks. My body is completely different from how it looked 6 months ago--it's insane how much better I feel . But you know the worst part about alcoholism is the absolute garbage human beings who are generally a part of that lifestyle. Alcoholics are either total bros or bad, scary people who keep each other down. No middle ground.

[Anonymous No.17247144]

>>17240451
i had this old italian boss once who always did the heineken and orange fanta specifically, I never got it but godspeed.

I finished roughly two and a half Black Russians (Russian Standard + Kona (Fuck Khulna)) and some red wine shit. Winter style, buzzed, comfy.

[Anonymous No.17247149]

5 am hair of the dog
moosehead lager

[Anonymous No.17247238]

Haven't had anything to drink all year

[Anonymous No.17247256]

>>17239314

What the hell kind of currency is that?

[Anonymous No.17247262]

This is gonna be me once dry January ends

[Anonymous No.17247274]

>>17247262
ur gonna become a slav?

[Anonymous No.17247296]

>>17247262
What a cunt for not guiding the geezer into the apartment.

[Anonymous No.17247439]

>>17246844
Not everybody wants to get drunk as quickly as possible. For a lot of people (me included) the real joy is in the steadily increasing intoxication.

[Anonymous No.17247460]

i believe in you, alcoholic lads, you can do it

[Anonymous No.17247494]

Should I switch my alcoholism from beer to gin and tonics?

[Anonymous No.17247499]

>>17247494
It won't be as many calories at least, and a lot less carbs. I think too much quinine can be bad but I think you'd have to drink an unholy amount of tonic water for that.

[Anonymous No.17247508]

>>17247494
yes
get drunk not fat

[Anonymous No.17247667]

>>17247508
He can still get fat. Just not as quickly.

[Anonymous No.17247672]

>>17247667
only if he overeats alongside the drank
getting drunk on beer is upwards of 1200+ calories

[Anonymous No.17247680]

Haven't been on /ck/ for a while, are the fascist no-fun jannies gone or why is this thread still up after 2 days?

[Anonymous No.17247696]

>>17247680
They usually aren't, don't know why this one has survived

[Anonymous No.17247829]

>>17247672
And over eating while drinking is easy since alcohol is very calorie dense and you shouldn't be using it as your many source of calories. Sure drinking 10 drinks of gin and tonic isn't quite as calorie dense as a beer, but it's still calorie dense. So then you have to factor in the food that will be eaten. Lots of people tend to eat calorie dense foods while drinking. Yeah you could probably get away with it if you're munching on celery all day, but no one is doing that while abusing alcohol.

[Anonymous No.17247838]

>>17247680
Strange, isn't it? There was a similar thread going on about some dude saying he was drinking four bottles of wine that got deleted.

[Anonymous No.17247878]

Hey guys I blacked out a week ago on nye and I have this weird feeling/pressure under my right rib, this means liver cancer aids right?

[Anonymous No.17247892]

>>17239482
>if you just drink wine you can't really get drunk
Lolno

[Anonymous No.17247909]

>>17247262
what's the point of dry january if you're gonna wreck yourself again afterwards?
meanwhile, moderatechads keep drinking moderately throughout january without causing themselves any serious trouble.

[Anonymous No.17247937]

>>17247838
that was an /alck/ thread, they bring it on themselves by managing to be as unsufferable online as they are irl

[Anonymous No.17248046]

>>17247937
/alck/ threads are /ck/ threads. deal with it normiefag

[Anonymous No.17248054]

>>17248046
your miserable little thread got deleted because you're all sad faggots. deal with that

[Anonymous No.17248057]

>day 9 of dry january
>No alcohol means no cigarettes or drugs either
Only 3 more weeks to go

[Anonymous No.17248061]

>>17248054
yeah anon you really seem well adjusted and happy
you rage at random people on a 4chan cooking board that didn't even ask you to come in the thread

[Anonymous No.17248124]

>>17247909
For me, it's just a fun meme challenge. I'm not gonna quit or anything

[Anonymous No.17248142]

>>17247680
Alcoholics aren't fun. This board has always been fun, you're just too miserable to know what fun is.

[Anonymous No.17248163]

>>17248142
your alcoholic dad beat you or something? no one cares lmao

[Anonymous No.17248196]

>>17248046
>>17248124
>>17248142
>>17248163
Stop shitting up the thread. Good times only.

[Anonymous No.17248259]

I drank some cheap beer and whisky cokes yesterday.
My lower right intestine has been hurting for the past few days and when taking a shit, only a super small amount comes out and now I have a fever.

But at least I didn't have a hangover this morning

[Anonymous No.17248311]

>>17239754
>cocktails

[Anonymous No.17248427]

>>17248311
>haha you really drink that girl shit? I only drink rough stuff since I'm a MAN...... I assure you of that

[Anonymous No.17249226]

>>17248311
>>17248427
Imagine only drinking one kind of drink like a child. Normal men drink anything they like

[Anonymous No.17249245]

Started drinking early and already sent threatening texts to my ex fuck

[Anonymous No.17249257]

>>17249245
Totally unbased my man

[Anonymous No.17249275]

>>17239503
Lol from the picture i thought the olives were eyes or goggles.

[Anonymous No.17249333]

>>17247262
>Dry January
It's a little late for that.

[Anonymous No.17249363]

>>17249245
Lay off the phone while you're drinking

[Anonymous No.17249365]

>>17249226
Normal men adopt the cultural norms of their society, being both participants of and contributers to it.

[Anonymous No.17249411]

>>17249363
I wish my cell phone had a breathalyzer on it

[Anonymous No.17249422]

how do i capture my drunk charm and apply it while i'm sober?

[Anonymous No.17249425]

>>17239213
Finishing this bottle of proper 12. Why cause I'm bored and I need to get rid of it. Proper 12 isn't worth $30 btw. Only bought it cause my faggy friends that watch ufc wanted to try it.

[Anonymous No.17249436]

$3.45 at aldi
it is what it isswhsw

[Anonymous No.17249458]

>>17243978
why today?

[Anonymous No.17249675]

>>17249458
Sometimes i just get the itch. I was a drunk for a decade and have only been sober a few years now, but it seems so easy to go back.