/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17237977]

Don't you just love slice joints?

[Anonymous No.17237983]

That place looks gay as fuck.
If it isn’t Sbarro, it isn’t worthy of my patronage.

[Anonymous No.17237991]

>>17237977
>La
> 5 dollar minimum card purchase

Fucking gay and dropped

[Anonymous No.17238003]

>>17237977
THIS SHIT IS GAY AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.17238021]

>>17237991
Do you know what merchant fees are

[Anonymous No.17238052]

>>17238021
>merchant

[Anonymous No.17238063]

>>17237991
carry cash and let the buisness owner keep more of the profits instead of handing it over to the banking jews

i carry $100 at a time to see how long it tkes to spend it and becuase i am not scared of niggers

[Anonymous No.17238068]

>>17237977
yes, i love digging slices from their trash can at the end of the night.

I would never pay $5 for a slice of that shit though
>$7 in LA/SF*

[Anonymous No.17238072]

>>17238021
Yeah they’re something that make businesses which are gay as fuck implement minimum card amounts.
It’s how you can tell that business is some gay ass shit.

[Anonymous No.17238084]

>>17237977
>go to slice joint
>nonstop foot traffic going in and out
>only $2 dollars for a slice notbad.jpg
>the mexican man at the counter gets me one
>its a paper thin crust with a thin coat of mozarella that is boiling hot and dripping grease everywhere
>look around and theres no parmesan shakers only red pepper flakes and oregano
>ohshitniggawhatareyoudoing.xlf
>nowhere to sit but a tiny bar next to the ordering area
>there is a schizophrenic homeless man talking endlessly while I try to finish this forsaken slice as well as a group of negros cavorting loudly at the order area while I eat
>finish food as fast as possible and get the fuck out

SUCH IS LIFE IN DA BIG APPLE

[Anonymous No.17238086]

>>17238063
You sound gay as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17238106]

>>17238072
>t.kike

[Anonymous No.17238128]

>be me
>match with qt3.14 on tinder
>arrange a date
>decide to take her to get pizza
>google local pizza restaurants
>find one that starts with 'la' something
>that sounds authentic
>take her there
>order two large pepperoni pizzas
>5 minutes pass
>ran out of things to talk about with her, awkward silence now
>people coming and going buying single slices
>20 minutes pass
>"anon..."
>yes?
>"you could have taken me to pizza hut or papa johns or little caesars, why did you take me to a slice joint?"
>whats the difference?
>"they sell slices here, if you want a large pizza you have to wait longer for them to make it and cook it"
>oh... my bad
>"im going, have a good night, dont take this personally but dont ever text me again and if you see me on tinder again swipe left or ill block you"
>no wait please dont g-
>shes gone
>"TWO LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZAS READY FOR ANON!!"
>th-thanks..
>"what happened to your date?"
>she left me because its a slice joint
>"thats too bad"
>"thatll be $175.99
>mfw

[Anonymous No.17238134]

>>17238106
>t. Walking piece of gay ass shit
I hope you can someday be less gay and less shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.17238238]

>>17237977
no because most of the time nothing is fresh

[Anonymous No.17238271]

>>17238063
>t. you

[Anonymous No.17238725]

>>17238134
>t. Crams bad dragon dildo up his lil brown bud to dialate for jew daddy mcgoldberg

[ieatinmycar No.17238804]

>>17238238
>go at around lunch or when school lets out
>get a couple fresh slices and a can of pepsi
You'll never know the coziness of place that still makes pizza like when you were a kid

[Anonymous No.17238832]

>>17238021
From what I understand, it's illegal to try circumventing fees by posting a $5 or $10 minimum card purchase.

[ieatinmycar No.17238856]

>>17238832
It's not circumventing fees though.

[Anonymous No.17238877]

hey man can I get a grandma and that meatball onion pepper to go? Nice and hot.

oh and a small drink too. Coke Zero is fine.
Thanks bro

[Anonymous No.17238921]

>>17238832
it isn't, lmao. what fucking country do you live in?

[Anonymous No.17239039]

>>17237977
Wow I just love living in NYC maybe for breakfast I'll grab a baconeggncheese from the greasy arab at my neighborhood bodega

[Anonymous No.17239058]

>>17238084
>doesn't fold the slice in half and eat while walking at a brisk pace on the sidewalk.

[Anonymous No.17239068]

no

[Anonymous No.17239095]

>>17239058
https://youtu.be/c412hqucHKw

[Anonymous No.17239152]

>>17239095
somehow i knew that would be hte video before i even opened the link

[Anonymous No.17239202]

>>17238084
>Go to local slice joint to pick up a cheese pizza and a meatball sub to split with my girl for dinner
>Push past a homeless schizo nog on the sidewalk on the way in
>Pick up my order
>Guy behind me in line engages the nog
>Offers to buy him a slice out of liberal white guilt
>Owner throws a shit fit
>"NO YOU FUCKIN DON'T, HE DON'T GET NOTHIN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT"

Such is life in NYC

[Anonymous No.17239299]

>>17238052

[Anonymous No.17239310]

>>17237991
Fucking Zoomer faggot. You probably want to pay for a slice of pizza with Venmo.

[Anonymous No.17239326]

>>17239202
Why is the schizo even there if it's a minority owned joint. Even the white liberal managers at nice restaurants are starting to kick out homeless people from the front of their stores.

[Anonymous No.17239379]

>>17237977
Ive been to a place like this that had all of the pizza cooked and they would throw a slice in the oven to heat it up when you ordered it. Ive been to other places that just hand you a slice. What is the norm?

[G8rH8r No.17239403]

>>17237977
love it!

[Anonymous No.17239409]

>>17238021
not my problem

[Anonymous No.17239415]

Oh yeah... where else can you eat three whole pizzas for 3.99?

[Anonymous No.17239425]

>pizza by the slice
>not at the gas station
the cityslicker life is just too fast for me

[Anonymous No.17239642]

>>17238832
It's against payment processor agreements to charge more for using a card. It's not illegal and you sound like a tranny when you whine about laws.

[Anonymous No.17239673]

>>17237977
I like the idea, but in practice the pizza is always low quality, thin, dry, overpriced, crap.

[Anonymous No.17239682]

>>17239326
>Even the white liberal managers at nice restaurants are starting to kick out homeless people from the front of their stores.
Thank god. They ruin everything. Get them out of my sight, I shouldn't have to see them let alone interact with them.

[Anonymous No.17239688]

>>17238128
i giggled at this but for the fact it sounds like something a teenager would make up to try to get on one of those greentext reddits.

[Anonymous No.17240075]

>>17237977
Is that what they call them over in caliwali?

[Anonymous No.17240176]

Only "slice joint" where I'm at is 7/11. Sometimes going home after my graveyard shift job I'd stop there get a slice of breakfast 'za.

[Anonymous No.17240199]

>>17239310
Double faggot detected.

[Anonymous No.17240274]

>>17239310
oh shit looks like grandpa escaped from his retirement home!

[Anonymous No.17240369]

>>17238128
Fake and gay. 2 'roni 'za's would never be that cheap

[Anonymous No.17240376]

>>17238021
If a small % transaction fee hurts your business that much you probably should just go out of business.

[Anonymous No.17240389]

>>17239310
You sound like the sort of person who tries to tell me how “foolish” it is that I’ll pay for a McDouble with my Amex platinum.

[Anonymous No.17240393]

>>17239642
How do those cash discount places work then? Just some other sort of agreement?

[Anonymous No.17240427]

>>17237977
>califag
Consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.17240434]

>>17238021
Yes, but obviously you dont.
>.t small business owner that stopped accepting debit/credit so my customers wouldnt have to pay more

[Anonymous No.17240436]

>>17240393
A discount for cash customers isn’t the same as a surcharge for card customers.

[Anonymous No.17240437]

>>17240393
Giving a discount for cash is not the same as charging more for credit. One is the price, the other is a discount. It's semantics.

[Anonymous No.17240438]

>>17237983
Man the Sbarro in my local mall went out of business and got replaced by some copycat no-name and their pizza and breads are absolute dogshit compared to sbarro.

[Anonymous No.17240450]

>>17237977
Wtf, why would I drink a sliced joint? They're for smoking.

[Samuele No.17240726]

>>17237977
These look good. Look like real pizza tho, not amerimutzza garbage

[Anonymous No.17240762]

>>17240434
lol sorry but if your business doesn't take cards I don't shop there

[Anonymous No.17240796]

>>17239152
Haha, my man.

[Anonymous No.17240815]

Test

[Anonymous No.17240821]

>>17238134
>t. Crams bad dragon dildo up his lil brown bud to dialate for jew daddy mcgoldberg

[Anonymous No.17240823]

>>17238063
Why would I fucking touch physical cash? Do you know how many homosexuals, colored folk, homeless and women have touched those bills?

[Anonymous No.17240847]

>>17239425
I'd much rather get my comfy 2 dollar Kwik trip pizza slice

[Anonymous No.17240869]

>>17238128
>Be me, actual story.
>Through a miracle of Allah I managed to get a girl to go out with me
>Her profile mentions she's Italian and shits red sauce
>Pizza is Italian. I'll find the best rated place in my town that isn't a chain
>Meet for our lunch date. Place is packed. Fresh pepperoni, cheese, sausage and some pizza with things I've never seen it before are being sold by the slice
>Wtf this was supposed to be nice not a cafeteria.
>Sit down with date and look at a menu, she seems confused
>"Don't worry, I know the owner, I eat her all the time I'll get something special made for us
>She rolls her eyes and I feel the bottoms of my feet get sweaty.
>Annoyed waitress comes up "whaddya want?"
>In a panic I look at the menu... What the hell is a soppressata? A margarita is a drink, what he hell?
>My mind goes blank..."two large pepperoni I squeak"
>The waitress looks at me with disgust my date looks embarrassed. I nervously fart.
>"I'll be right back" I bolt for the bathroom and start crying. The dude shooting heroine in the stall starts crying. I fart again.
>Try to sneak out of after my date leaves, waitress stops me and demands I pay for the pizza. It had pubes on it.

[Anonymous No.17240877]

>>17239326
Yeah this. Colored business owners are based and will literally kick the shit out of bums

[Anonymous No.17240935]

Place is La Vera on 2nd Ave. Shit's fine, nothing special. Generic nyc italian. I kinda like the bread they use for subs, even though it's probably generic sysco crap - tastes different somehow.

http://laverapizzanyc.com

[Anonymous No.17241084]

>>17240935
>Traveling to Romania for work
>Craving pizza
>Walk into the first place I find that sells pizza
>Waiter barely knows English
>None of the pizzas on the menu seem appealing, try asking for a Margherita
>Struggle communicating with waiter for a while
>In the end he says, "I like your moustache!"
>Smile and tell him his moustache looks good as well
>He brings me a big-ass 'za
>Most delicious thing I've ever eaten
>Finish the entire thing because I'm starving
>Ask for bill
>Waiter comes back with another big-ass 'za
>I tell him I only ordered one
>He says, "It's from me for you"
>I'm shocked and grateful but I can't possibly finish the second one
>Ask him to have it with me
>He pulls up a chair and we finish the second pizza
>Best meal of my life
>Bill doesn't include the second pizza
>Tip the waiter heavily
>Leave
>Never got to go there again
>Can't eat pizza without thinking of my friend in Romania
I miss him bros... That was the best experience of my life.

[Anonymous No.17241482]

>>17241084
Usually people leave Romania to get a job, they don't enter it. What kind of "job" did you get ? Spaying gypsies ?

[Anonymous No.17241496]

>>17237977
>no brothas on the wall

[Anonymous No.17241505]

>>17237977
Two planes wasn't enough.

[Anonymous No.17241512]

>>17241505
This is a pizza thread.

[Anonymous No.17241522]

Pizza isn't good unless the toppings are good.

[Anonymous No.17241539]

>>17241522
agreed.

[Anonymous No.17241548]

guys, keep your fictional greenstories short

[Anonymous No.17241572]

>>17238084
>not walking and eating
Non-native Jew Yorker spotted

[Anonymous No.17241576]

>>17238128
Would call fake and gay but
>you actually put thought into a date?? Later loser
Is just believable enough roastoid behaviour that I can’t

[Anonymous No.17241585]

>>17240726
Yuroid’s Law