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im going to a work camp for three weeks at a time soon. Theres a buffet there but I wanna make some shit in my room too. I got a kettle and a hot plate and some basic cooking gear im bringing. What are some cool pantry food ideas that dont require refrigerated ingredients?

>> No.17234669

>>17234656
>im going to a work camp
I hope it's actually a death camp in disguise ;)

>> No.17234675

fpbp

>> No.17234953

>>17234656
Are you headed to a man camp in the Permian?
You will get plenty of food anon, if you start snacking in between meals youre gonna get fat as hell really fast.
Ask me how I know this ;_;

>> No.17234962

>>17234656
Is she mad she's not getting enough money in a tip or she feels sad for the person
Can't stand when people post selfies of themselves crying either way

>> No.17234991

>>17234962
You would cry too if you got tipped in single dollar bills

>> No.17235018

Tipping needs to be fucking banned. It's extortion, plain and simple. "Pay me extra or I'll give you shitty service!" Fuck off. If your employer doesn't pay you enough, it's not my problem. Get a better job.

>> No.17235023

>>17234962
She's trying to surreptitiously show everyone how great of a human being she is: simply serving food in her normal perfect way resulted in this kind of accolade AND she is so emotionally in-tune and sensitive with people (empathetic) that she cried tears of joy from sharing this experience with a stranger. She is truly an altruistic and warm human being.

That she took a picture of this intimate interaction with a widow and posted in online beside a selfie showing her *real human tears* (!!!) shows what kind of roastie she really is. Nothing matters unless it is shared online and garners ephemeral online praise by strangers. Instead of putting the note in a special place in her home and saving the experience for herself she reduced it to a wannabe viral moment. She lives a thoroughly unexamined life and confuses sensitivity with superficial sentimentality.

>> No.17235026

>>17235018
Okay, angry poorfag.

>> No.17235028

>>17234656
>This was my first time eating out alone since my husband of sixty years died, and you made me feel very comfortable. ($6 tip on $10 order)
OR
>This was my first time eating out alone without my state-mandated tracking ankle bracelet. I'm going to follow you home after your shift. ($2 tip on $30 order)

>> No.17235030

>>17234962
My guess is the note is appreciation for the kindness after his wife died while she is making the post entirely about her with the fake tears and "in pain" caption

I hate women so much its unreal

>> No.17235038
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17235038

>>17234962
She said it broke her heart cause she was so sad for them not the tip. Can't see the 2nd bill under there anyway
>>17235023
Yeah, perfect selfie showing her pretty face. Really can't stand when girls just use any excuse to do that

>> No.17235195

>>17235023
When did women become such horrible people?

>> No.17235563
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17235563

>>17235023
greetings

>> No.17235575

>>17235195
It started way back with one named Eve

>> No.17235590

>>17234656
Work camp?
What did you get arrested for?

>> No.17235615

>>17234656
Three weeks at a time, so how many in total?

>> No.17235632

>>17234656
Work camp? What the fuck is that

>> No.17235633

>>17234656
From a friend that went to jail you'll going to have to learn to love those baloney and cheese sandwiches.

>> No.17235637

>>17235632
I think that's where they send little kids that go violent.

>> No.17235642

>>17235030
based

>> No.17235648

>>17235038
>>17234656
>new widow tries to move on with her life
>waitress: HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT ME?
>shows her fake crying low tip to encourage others to tip her

>> No.17235649

>>17235030
>>17235038
That's a load of shit and no reason to commit felonys unless you really want to be in prison or jail.

>> No.17235680

I think that any much of us who've known someone who was in prison or jail, everyone will tell you that it's not a place that you want to be.

>> No.17235720

unironically spam and vienna sausages. canned soups, basically whatever canned shit you can get

>> No.17236039
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17236039

>>17234656
>Can of refried beans
>can of corn
>heat them in a pan
>season with taco seasoning or sriracha
>eat with chips

This is one of my go-to snacks

>> No.17236098

>>17234656
I mostly prefer dried over canned, so I'd raid the pantry section of the grocery store for the pilafs, soup mixes, mashed potatoes, and similar. Maybe TVP and dehydrated vegetables to spruce them up, and definitely some hot sauce for anything that turns out too bland.

You could totally make things like risotto from scratch, but for short term living with uncertain shopping aspects, I'd go for the ready-made ones so I don't get annoyed as fuck for not having rosemary or whatever

>> No.17236110

>>17235632
In places like Oil wells and mines they have camps where you stay for a couple weeks and then go home.

Instead of having everyone commute like 200 miles a day

>> No.17236122

>>17234656

i just realized that i can have a meal, save money, and make single mothers cry all at the same time. i think i'm going to get some of those fake 50 dollar bills that have a bible verse written on them off amazon.

>> No.17236124

>>17236039
fat

>> No.17236142

incels on the cooking board now?

wow, 4channel is saturated with them, huh

sad

>> No.17236237

>>17234656
she cute
you can make queso with velveeta and rotel and some chips, velveeta doesn't need to be refrigerated until you open it
add some refried beans, pickled jalepeno, and cut up a tomato you got some nachos goin

>> No.17236250

>>17236110
You know what else happens at man camp???

>> No.17236251

>>17236250
raep

>> No.17236260

>>17236142
Yeah Ikr, anyway hope you get laid soon incel

>> No.17236268

>>17236260
My niece is in another state.

>> No.17236276
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17236276

>>17234656
Just throw some stuff from the buffet in a pot and simmer it.

>>17236142
I hate to see it.
/ck/ has always been a proud volcel board.

>> No.17236292

>>17236142
This is no longer a place for a nice gal like you anon, probably better save yourself and leave us to wallow in it

>> No.17236346

>>17234656
bonito flakes, miso, kombu, some dried shitakes... you could do a half assed miso soup

>> No.17236358

>>17235023
>She's trying to surreptitiously show everyone how great of a human being she is: simply serving food in her normal perfect way resulted in this kind of accolade AND she is so emotionally in-tune and sensitive with people (empathetic) that she cried tears of joy from sharing this experience with a stranger. She is truly an altruistic and warm human being.
>That she took a picture of this intimate interaction with a widow and posted in online beside a selfie showing her *real human tears* (!!!) shows what kind of roastie she really is. Nothing matters unless it is shared online and garners ephemeral online praise by strangers. Instead of putting the note in a special place in her home and saving the experience for herself she reduced it to a wannabe viral moment. She lives a thoroughly unexamined life and confuses sensitivity with superficial sentimentality.

I'm a gay incel too if that matters

>> No.17236369

>>17234656
I worked away from home for a few weeks and didn't want to eat take out all the time so I went to a thrift store and bought a george foreman grill for 5 bucks and cooked chicken and steak on it.
Even made soups and sauces in the coffee pot too lol

>> No.17236404

>>17236369
OP won't have a fridge so no meat

>> No.17236407

>incelincelincel
how have you losers even ended up on 4chan? what a pathetic life you must lead, to be here and yet hate it too.

>> No.17236440

Seems like the based anons itt struck a soft spot for the roastoids

>> No.17236717

>>17235023
Incel

>> No.17236731

>>17234656
literally made for BBC

>> No.17236737

>>17235023
Brevity is the soul of wit.

>> No.17236741
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>>17235023

>> No.17236898

OP here. I should have posted a less funny photo. I never saw the second half of the note mentioning the dead husband and always assumed it was the crying girl in the pic who wrote the note simply stating it was her first time eating alone and was so proud of herself for taking this step and eating alone without people. Kinda spoiled it.

Anyways. Work camp: no I'm not in prison, it's a pipeline job in Canada. There's a daily buffet but it's like fuckin Salisbury steak with muchroom sauce every day. I was thinking of hoarding chicken drumsticks and pulling the meat and flying it up with spices and bringing some masa corn flour and making tacos on a hot plate

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17237009

>>17234656
skip the hot plate and buy a japanese tabletop stove, you can make all kinds of stuff with it and have your work friends over for a hearty meal
>pic unrelated, i don't own one and can make no recommendations as to what to buy

>> No.17237012

>>17236898
pull the meat off the drummies and make chicken tinga

>> No.17237032

I want my rib back.

>> No.17237093

>>17235023
Trying too hard

>> No.17237334

>>17236898
you said no fridge you wanker

>> No.17237340

>>17235195
when they all got addicted to social media

>> No.17237375

she should have done le jared leto jorker pose

>> No.17237677

>>17236039
that's decent but too much salt

>> No.17237948

>>17236898
That cafeteria food is way better than you realize.
You will get tons of options not just one and stop being a little bitch about boomer dishes.
They are just fine.
My guess is your whiney little ass is not going to make one week in the tundra

>> No.17238087

>>17235023
Extremely based post.

>> No.17238108

>>17235195
The behavior was always manifestable in women (and increasingly people in general), but social media was like igniting a powder keg. There's a reason why every female 'hates' social media yet spends 9 hours a day on it.

>> No.17238118

>>17235023
You know you're right when the only counter replies are 'grrr post too long'

>> No.17238140

>>17234656
>Go to steakhouse because I want a nice steak
>Walk inside, they ask me how many people will be joining me
>Tell them none
>They give me a puzzled look and sit me near the entrance in the area were nobody gets sitted
>Place is half empty
>Waiter comes, asks me if I'm waiting for someone
>Tell him no
>While I wait for my meal several waiters approach me and ask me if I'm waiting for someone
>Eventually my meal comes
>With the check
>Finish eating quickly, pay and fuck off
I guess people like me aren't supposed to enjoy a nice meal outside

>> No.17238141

>>17235195
its not all women but most

>> No.17238194

>>17236717
Imagine a man taking this photo of them crying and posting it online. All the replies would be like "why are you showing us your faggot face nobody cares you retard". I mean a man wouldn't even think to take such a photo in the first place but yknow hypothetically.

>> No.17238210

>>17236737
Brevity is the soul of my dick

>> No.17238261

>>17238140
are you fat and ugly?

>> No.17238268

>>17238141
Some people think there are ways to tell good women from bad ones.
This is false.
You can only spot the obvious ones.
That's just the tip of the horrible women iceberg

>> No.17238294

>>17236142
you're trying too hard

>> No.17238302

>>17238140
Waiter here. We do this on purpose because we know it makes you feel bad and convinces you to bring another customer next time. Works a lot of the time.

>> No.17238313

>>17238302
No tip for you sweaty :)

>> No.17238321

I'm also in the Canadian Oil + Gas industry, buy plenty of canned soups, chili's, Clif bars, dehydrated fruit , nuts, jerky... If you have a fridge, buy rotisserie chickens and shred them up to add with microwave rice or your chili's, soups, etc.... Mountain House meals are good too

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>>17238313
The best is when they feel so ashamed to be alone that they actually call someone up to join them as their eating ahahaha