/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17219517]

BANG

[Anonymous No.17219531]

eek!

[Anonymous No.17219536]

>>17219517
*unzips benis*

[Anonymous No.17219596]

>>17219517
*falls over, dead*

[Anonymous No.17219667]

>>17219517
badda bing! Wahoo!

[Anonymous No.17219675]

>>17219517
Why is it that if there's even a slight topic of interest on here there's always this one guy on /ck/ who tries to meme it into fucking existence every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.17219718]

>>17219517
I had 2 cans of these explode in the trunk of my car a few years back. I guess the sun was shining on them and warmed it up and suddenly BAM BAM one right after another they blow up. scares the shit out of my wife, I'm looking around trying to figure out what happened, thinking it was my car somehow, but then we get home and find the biscuits had exploded.

[Anonymous No.17219870]

How are these made? Are they put into the tubes before the dough proofs?

[Anonymous No.17219892]

>>17219675
Because you hate fun

[Anonymous No.17219894]

>>17219517

[Anonymous No.17221104]

>>17219892
Retarded people have lots of fun, all the time. Have you considered giving yourself a lobotomy?

[Anonymous No.17221108]

>>17219536
*zips up benis*

[Anonymous No.17222583]

>>17219517
its more like a POOF

[Anonymous No.17223572]

>>17221104
Found the chud.
Go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.17223579]

>>17219517
what even is this crap, we dont have refrigerated dough in stores in europe since we can make it ourselves

[Anonymous No.17223786]

Good ol womp'em biscuits

[Anonymous No.17223802]

>>17223572
fuck off tranny

[Anonymous No.17223808]

The Arrowshot Woman

I heard this story on good authority from a good and honest friend, whose friend was witness to the incident. I do truly believe it happened, as fantastical as it may seem.

My friend's friend, Terron, was visiting the Elsweyr citystate of Riverhold during a very hot summer and went to the marketplace there. If you have never been to Riverhold, the marketplace is very crowded, much more than in comparably sized city states. People from the countryside flock to the marketplace daily in their wagons and carriages.

Terron was passing one such carriage, and noticed that the sole occupant was a woman, seated with her eyes closed and her hands behind her head. An odd sight, to be sure, but he assumed she must be sleeping. Terron continued on. A little while later, after Terron had finished shopping in the marketplace, he passed the same carriage. The same woman was sitting in it. Her eyes were open now, but her hands were still behind her head.

"Are you all right, my lady?" he asked.

"An arrow shot me in my head and I'm holding my brains in," came the woman's reply. Terron did not know what to do. He ran into the marketplace and literally bumped into a healer and his knight companion. They were good people and agreed to help.

The carriage door had to be torn off its hinges, as the lady had locked it and feared to move to unlock it. What they found when they finally could get into the carriage was this: the woman was holding barley dough on the back of her head with her hands.

Apparently, in the heat of the day, a jar of barley dough had exploded with the thwang of an arrowshot and struck the woman in the back of her head. When she reached back to feel what had hit her, she felt the dough and reasoned that she was feeling her brains.

[Anonymous No.17223838]

>>17223808
That's quite a story Anon, thanks

[Anonymous No.17223868]

>>17223838
Thanks, really enjoyed it when I discovered it playing Daggerfall.

[Anonymous No.17223933]

>>17219517
wtf is that thing

[Anonymous No.17223955]

>>17223808
This gotta be the single most reintroduced book by mods in the whole series.
It only appears in Daggerfall yet I can't go through a playthrough in any of Morrowind, Oblivion or Skyrim without finding it due to some quest or landmass mod.

[Anonymous No.17223970]

>>17219675
Because this board in particular is troubled by a handful of autistic shitposters and mods don't give a shit. I genuinely think that 90% of shitposting across 4chan is done by less than a dozen people at this point, but it depends on which boards they feel they can get away with their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17224214]

>>17223955
Yeah it's a fan favorite.

[Anonymous No.17224234]

>>17219517
FUCK.

[Anonymous No.17224365]

>>17223970
Just imagine what this website would be like if they suddenly all suffered traumatic heart failure.

[Anonymous No.17224825]

>>17223955
based, but that's not the uncensored segment of the real barenziah (you know the one)

[Anonymous No.17224860]

>>17219517
Am i the only one that autistically smashes it against the counter because it doesn't pop after peeling usually? There's nothing to fear once you become the predator

[Anonymous No.17224919]

[Anonymous No.17224947]

>>17224825
The BARBED one?

[Anonymous No.17224952]

>>17224947
das rite

[Anonymous No.17225601]

>>17224860
I smash the shit out of my orange roll container every time.

[Anonymous No.17226411]

>>17223970
I'm not a fan of playing it straight but I will openly admit to focusing on a handful of boards day in and day out with drunken shitposting. Have been doing it for several years now.
My favorite strategy is to make multiple posts that all disagree with each other without actually replying to myself. I will do this for several months until the board thinks I am several different autists and then I play myself against myself to confuse them even more.

I actually spent 2 years on /a/ convincing one of its generals that I was 5 different people. By the end of it I was best friends and mortal enemies with the same anons.
So yeah, you ain't far off.