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>Japanese food, you know... it's highly overrated... in my opinion. Michelin went there and handed out 3 stars like they were popcorn, and why? Because of a morbid fascination with the Orient? It's highly illogical, when I earned my 3 stars there was a set method to reaching 3, you had to have put out high quality food and a high quality service for years on end before you could achieve the 3rd and you know something, by just handing out 3 stars everywhere these days all they have done to continue to damage their reputation, they are after all, a tire company first and foremost and I say, stick to tires. I have spoken to Japanese chefs in Japan, which I have been to, and you know something? All their best chefs, in my opinion, were all classically trained in the French method, they are Chefs who learned from the great men of France, not from the Japanese. What I don't like however is when I go to a Japanese restaurant, high quality restaurant, supposedly fine dining and I go in, I am seated and the man there is explaining the food I am about to eat, how to eat it, why it is supposed to be amazing, no choice just his however many course 'experience' and spending more time trying to sell me on his dish than having me eat it. That's not food... that's not dining. In my opinion, the food should speak for itself, the customer should have the choice in what they wish to eat and I like a big portion, who doesn't? Cuisine should be simplified not a big song and dance. Good food. Done right. It's that easy. Nothing upsets me more than having a dish presented so pretty but the taste... bland. And you know something? Let's stop with this umami business. Umami, what does it mean? Savoury, are we going to pretend the Japanese invented savoury food? Really? People have been eating food for thousands of years and couldn't explain the taste until the Japanese invented a word? Nonsense.
Was he right, /ck/?

>> No.17212640

see this is why gordon is better because he loves japan

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>>17212621
>Umami, what does it mean?

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>>17212641
>Umami, what does it mean?

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>>17212652
>Umami, what does it mean?

>> No.17212672

Based MPW exposing a whole country and insulting michelin for the thousandth time

>> No.17212710

Based chef BTFO's cuisine snobs

>> No.17212713

>>17212621
oh yeah...because I should trust a Frenchman

>> No.17212728

>>17212713
Who is french?

>> No.17212738

Surrender or be nuked twice. It's your choice.

>> No.17212743

>>17212713
I would trust a frenchman over a confirmed retard like you any day.

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>>17212738
>I didn't make Japan get nuked, they chose to get nuked. Twice

>> No.17212751

>>17212713
>doesn't know who MPW is
these are the 'umami' pretentious food snob people that worship Japan, clueless retards.

>> No.17212789

reddit on suicide watch

>> No.17212802

>>17212621
No way he actually said this. This is too based.

>> No.17212853

>>17212802
>No way he actually said this
This is the same guy that said men are better chefs than women because women are emotional and weak.

>> No.17212874

sounds like a boomer finding out that not every restaurant needs to kowtow to customers and treats them as king for their business model. maybe it's a good thing Japanese have small portions, many dishes and stricter traditions.

>> No.17212876

/our guy/

>> No.17212889

>>17212621
I got hard from reading this

>> No.17212891

>>17212874
t. suicidal fat fuck

>> No.17212895

>>17212874
>maybe it's a good thing japs rape my wallet because i watch japanese cartoons and think japan is magical disneyland
Just do the world a favor and kill yourself. You are the worst type of consumer.

>> No.17212899

>>17212874
>sounds like a boomer finding out that not every restaurant needs to kowtow to customers and treats them as king for their business model
He unironically used to kick 20-30 people a week from jis restaurant because they were obnoxious

>> No.17212927 [DELETED] 

>>17212746
They didn't choose shit. During most of WW2, nobody had nukes. The USA chose to nuke Japan...twice. Japan was already internally discussing surrender after the first nuke. The US dropped the second one just to be nasty.

>> No.17212936

jap food is trash if you aren't used to it

>> No.17212952

>>17212927
>The US dropped the second one just to be nasty.
they should've dropped it on Tokyo

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>>17212927
Some people know when to throw in the towel gracefully and know when they are done, the Japanese? They chose to get nuked twice and die like dogs. But you know, it was their choice. They chose that. Everyone has a choice and the Japanese chose death.

>> No.17212972

>>17212962
Thank you for clearing that up, Chang!
.05 Good Citizen points have been added to your social credit score. Please keep these anti-racist posts up and inform about the Glorious CCP! Our dear leader thanks you

>> No.17212975

>>17212621
everything this man said is true

>> No.17212981 [DELETED] 

>>17212962
keck

in order of priorty, best to worst, the japanese:
1. wanted force the western allies into a conditional truce, at any cost
2. forced to surrender to the western allies unconditionally
3. forced to be genocided and destroyed by the ussr

you can always use salt, but knorr does it better

>> No.17213009

Fuck this man is even more based than what i originally thought

>> No.17213037

How can one man be so controversial yet so correct?

>> No.17213068

>>17212713
Agreed, my faith in God is tested every day that France continues to exist

>> No.17213092

He is correct. Nothing wrong with their food in itself like bongs food but it's basic fill the hole stuff.

>> No.17213152

>>17213092
>Nothing wrong with their food in itself
The food itself? No, it is plain but fine. The prices? Complete rip off made to scam tourists. For all you retarded weeaboos out there know this, in Japan there are 2 prices: the ones the locals pay and the ones you (baka gaijin white pig) pay. Also know those super expensive restaurants you have to pay hundreds to book are made purely to scam foreigners, no japanese eat there.

>> No.17213162

>>17212621
>French jerkoff acts like jerkoff

Japan: still Japan
France: now the middle east/Africa

Japan wins. Start criticizing how cultures explain their food to you when you can keep immigrants from destroying the most valuable symbols of your culture.

>> No.17213181

>>17212899
I would like to know more

>> No.17213188

>>17213162
Who is French?

>> No.17213198

can someone post the umami copypasta?

>> No.17213209

>>17213188
americans dont know theres more than 2 countries in europe

>> No.17213215

>>17213209
EU members aren't countries

>> No.17213262

>>17212621
>hates “umami”
I kneel