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he's coming to your house for dinner. what are you serving

>> No.17206660

>>17206589
Fuck off.

>> No.17206661 [DELETED] 
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>> No.17206669

>>17206589
my hot cock with cum sauce

>> No.17206675

>>17206589
Raw castor seed hulls

>> No.17206713

My fat dick

>> No.17206723

Cyanide laced hot dogs.

>> No.17206815

>>17206589
Sulfuric acid in a Champagne flute

>> No.17207176

>>17206660
no YOU fuck off, adam

>> No.17207666

something alkaline

>> No.17207684

>>17206675
>>17206723
>>17206815
kek

>> No.17207692

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam.

>> No.17207751

>>17206589
literally just a cutting board with salt an pepper on it
>why i season my dinner guests, not my food

>> No.17207812

>>17206589
Cutting board, served with olive oil and spices.

>> No.17207814

>>17206589
My dick, lovingly filling both his mouth and ass

>> No.17207817
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>>17206589

>> No.17207909

Fried spotted dick

>> No.17207916

>>17206589
His still beating heart on a spit. And a side of buffalo chicken cheese dip, with dried sour or rye bread slices

>> No.17207922

Turkey with no gravy

>> No.17207927

>>17207814
Wow, you must have a huge dick if you can go in through his ass and out his mouth or vice versa

>> No.17207999

A shotgun pallet

>> No.17208114

Cockchovies

>> No.17208171

>>17207692
this but with a raw egg and miracle whip

>> No.17208180

Seasoned cutting board

>> No.17208197

>>17206589
sorry sickening jews aren't welcome at my table

>> No.17208201

raw soaked castor and kidney bean smoothy of course. Don't want to take any chances

>> No.17208228

>>17206589
Shut the fuck up fagot. I don't care how much you post here I'm not going to your YouTube channel.

>> No.17208257

>>17206589
dry brined steak, deep fried taters. at lunch we can have an incredibly elaborate vegetable soup

>> No.17208260

>>17206589
A steel pipe to his cuckkit face.

>> No.17208979

lead

>> No.17208990

A sentence for beating his ass.

>> No.17208995

>>17206589
Don't understand the recent Adam hate he's literally pre 2016 election /ck/

>> No.17209006

Deep fried board, well seasoned

>> No.17209262

>>17208995
Just because something is old doesn't mean it is good. Just look at your mom

>> No.17209335

>>17209262
>Just because something is old doesn't mean it is good
like your mom jokes

>> No.17209342

>>17206589
Knuckle sandwich

>> No.17209347

gonna piss him in his mouth

>> No.17209483

>>17209262
>Just because something is old doesn't mean it is good.
Only newfaggots think that.

>> No.17209495

>>17209006
kek

>> No.17209501

>>17206589
I'm serving me on my knees

>> No.17209522

Baked unseasoned porgie and unseasoned cauliflower rice that's 5 days old that I keep in my fridge and just eat handfuls of

He actually claimed he does this, imagine the fucking sulphur

>> No.17209523

>>17206589
Depends. How much is he paying?

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>>17208995
>Don't understand the recent Adam hate he's literally pre 2016 election /ck/

>> No.17210743

>>17207692
'ave ya got anything without Spam in it?

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>> No.17210778

>>17206589
something deepfried at my house will also have ethan over

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>>17206589
a bottle of white wine for him while me and 5 friends destroy his wife's anus
>his face when

>> No.17211780

12ga 00 buck

>> No.17211824

>>17210743
no

>> No.17212525

You have 30 seconds to explain why Adam is garbage. Yeah he's reddit-tier, but definitely pre 2015 reddit-tier.
Explain yourself /ck/, he's probably a better chef than you. What have I done wrong?