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Things women will never understand.

>> No.17205856

>>17205849
My wife (female) does this. Stop being an incel

>> No.17205894

is this so the bag takes less space in your cupboard? fuckin smart

>> No.17205904

>>17205894
AND you don't have to use a twist tie or clip

>> No.17205916

>>17205904
wow really dude? thats insane.

>> No.17205917

>>17205849
>Things women will never understand.

post limit reached

>> No.17205921

I've met a woman (a fucking university lecturer) who adnitted she only found out men have an internal dialog in 2013, She really thought men just functioned on insctint and had no sentience.

>> No.17205924
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17205924

Here to post the best sliced bread.

>> No.17205930

>>17205921
>I've met a woman
did you wash your hands?

>> No.17205968

>>17205849
A girl cooking food for food for her man, that's the travesty that they don't do it anymore yet expect us to take care of them. I'm not taking care of niglets, get the fuck outta town, it's GTFO!
Get the fuck out of your politically correct bullshit, I wont take care of them. You made them. Maybe I will since I am one but yadda yadda yadda. Damn well difficult question indeed.

>> No.17205974

>>17205968
absolutely based

>> No.17206001

>>17205904
>clip comes with the bread???

>> No.17206015

>>17205974
I dont want that to come across as I made niglets, that'll never happen. I'm white and don't fuck niggers, maybe I'm a bit drunk on a Friday 12/31

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>> No.17206030

>>17205968
spoken like a true virgin

>> No.17206045

>>17205849
women should be fed pig sloppa

>> No.17206056
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17206056

>>17206001
I use little blinder clippers, they're perfect.
Fold something over a bit and then there's goes the binder clipper.
Gotta learn this stuff from secretarys in offices, they know what's up.

>> No.17206058

>>17206030
Yeah, maybe.

>> No.17206060
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17206060

>>17205924
sorry, wrong image

>> No.17206069

>>17206060
I too love Tramp bread

>> No.17206074

>>17206069
it actually says bangs retard

>> No.17206080

>>17206015
>I dont want that to come across as I made niglets, that'll never happen.
thanks for the clarification, I was getting worried.

>> No.17206095
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17206095

>>17206017

>> No.17206099

>>17205849
Real men finish the loaf

>> No.17206133

>>17206080
Don't worry about lil ol me I'm stable, I don't mess with degenerates.

>> No.17206141

>>17206074
It's trans bread. the company only hires trans folk, idiot

>> No.17206160

>>17206141
I've never been in prison but what the fuck is a trans bread? What really sucks to me is that a place close to me shut down over this covid crap and they used to make awesome loaves of rye and pumpernickel given a day's notice. It seems as if they'll never open up again and that saddens me.

>> No.17206192

>>17206001
>he doesn't buy bread that comes with a clip

>> No.17206201

Steak & asparagus.

Yes it does get smokey. Yes your piss will be weird.

>> No.17206204

>>17205849
my wife sleeps in a separate room because i don't lay with animals, i bred her twice which led to two children.

>> No.17206205

>>17205921
I don't believe you, no one is that fucking retarded. No one.

>> No.17206207

>>17206204
based

>> No.17206215

>>17206056
Why not twist and tuck though? literally what's the fucking point of this?

>> No.17206220

>>17206141
If they make good bread then they make good bread, I don't give two flying fucks what people do in their private lives. It's not my business.

>> No.17206233

>>17206215
They clip hard and are reusable, having to twist them comes across as bizzaro soviet shit.

>> No.17206240

>>17206215
Untwisting them would be soviet shit as well, they didn't care about their time.

>> No.17206244

>>17206233
>>17206240
It's literally quicker to twist and tuck.
>hold the top
>spin the bag
yeah, bizzaro soviet shit. I'm Australian, everyone twists it here.

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17206255

>>17206240
Don't tell me that in your autist mind you think people stood there for 10 seconds twisting it from the top of the bag.

>> No.17206261

>>17206220
Then you must be removed in the name of christ

>> No.17206264

>>17206244
We do the twisty turny thing here too in the USA, one just has to get it right so it's spot on with the twist ties. One with one hand, one with the other and it's done.

>> No.17206266

Mine has this thing where she does an extremely simple meal, yet the kitchen counter looks like a warzone afterwards. Bitch why? Put down the fucking phone for a bit, rinse the shit you dont need anymore and either throw it in the trash or the dishwasher, but noooooooo.

I hate women so much its unreal.

>> No.17206271

>>17206255
No the problem is with your forced diversity, otherwise it takes less than a 1/2 second to do.

>> No.17206273

>>17206271
You're 100% the type of retard they market those gimmicky, useless kitchen utensils to on infomercials.

>> No.17206280

>>17206266
You'll miss her afterwards, maybe even dream of her. Just dont go choppering her up or something, that might land you in prision in some places.

>> No.17206286

>>17206273
Touched a nerve did I with the forced diversity and faggotry?

>> No.17206295

>>17206099
>Real men finish the loaf
based big belly boy

>> No.17206304
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17206304

>>17206286
Australia's like 90% white, and I don't give a fuck about the faggotry going on in Melbourne.

eviscerate yourself on a rope, retard. This thread is about how you seal a bread bag, try to stay on topic you sperg.

>> No.17206328

>>17206304
I think that you took the thread the wrong way and responded to the wrong anon. I never said anything wrong about Australia. Maybe redirect your attack.

>> No.17206342

>>17206304
Little twist ties do work best, I keep them as left overs for other things.
t. USA

>> No.17206343

>>17206328
You're 100% right, I thought you responded to a different post earlier that kicked off this exchange. Why are you talking about forced diversity and homos, though?

>> No.17206353

>>17206266
Beat her, teach her she has to clean the mess she makes otherwise she can live outside with the other breeding cattle.

>> No.17206376

>>17206343
Because it's true. In about 90% of advertisements and TV shows that are shown here in the USA theres is forced diversity, which has nothing to do with actual population or they way people gather.
Download the public census figures if you want, it has nothing to do with what's on media aka forced diversity.

>> No.17206383

>>17205856
Your "wife" was born a male, wasn't he?

>> No.17206386

>>17206343
I will not do your damn homework for you.

>> No.17206388

>>17206383
yea so what?

>> No.17206393

Eating directly out of the sauce pan

>> No.17206394

>>17206017
Who the fuck still uses a breadbox

>> No.17206407

>>17206394
people who have a sliver of hope

>> No.17206413

>>17206394
Humble conservative women

>> No.17206424

>>17206394
my grandma

>> No.17206429

>>17206394
Like that other anon said, grandparents, and they went through WW II so who are you to complain with them?

>> No.17206448

>>17206429
I'll complain all I want to the retards who stopped mein fuhrer

>> No.17206463

>>17206448
Fair enough. Stopping of retards might not have been stopped either way.

>> No.17206472

>>17206448
People just want to be people and that what dictators just dont don't understand, but there is overpopulation that's truth.

>> No.17206521

>not just using a breadbox
stupid incel OP

>> No.17206553

>>17206521
You two should get room with a /b fingerbox and call it a day.

>> No.17206566

>>17205968
ESL or sub 80 IQ?

>> No.17206569

>>17206553
only if your dad is there too

>> No.17206645
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>>17205849
Brining a brisket for 48+ hours

>> No.17206649

>>17206566
I stopped giving two shits, whatever your esl is and iq is please keep it to yourself because nobody really gives a shit.
Now how much do you make a make a year in USD?

>> No.17206667
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17206667

>>17206645
That looks kind of weird, hopefully it looks better than it looks than when you took that picture of it. It looks like some kind of pickled punk.

>> No.17206671

>>17206645
Your fucking fingernails are disgusting. If you served me that food and I caught a glimpse of your hand beforehand I'd punch your gay ass in the mouth and burn your house down hopefully with your entire family inside.

>> No.17206676

>>17206649
I give a shit. Who cares how much I make I go through life knowing I could kick your ass here until tomorrow and still have enough energy to fuck your mom.

>> No.17206690

>>17206676
Yeah right, somehow I think that you're full of shit, people on the internet usually are. When you want to fuck someones mom you're usually digging yourself into a grave that you wont get out of and looking like a fool. You might want to stop.

>> No.17206691

>>17206671
what if anon is a woman (female)?

>> No.17206694

>>17206690
heed your own advice wet noodle

>> No.17206695

>>17206691
That's pretty rare in these parts.

>> No.17206704

>>17206694
Then piss off with your slitherny slimey slug.

>> No.17207286

I showed this to my wife and she's trying to argue about it

>> No.17207322

>>17206261
Happy new year and go boil in the cauldrouns of boiling sewage for the rest of eternty.

>> No.17207331

>>17206273
Not really you just support diveristy training, I suspect that you've never seen these types ever tried to not only write code but try to copy your code. Have some fun with them, get them fired they don't deserve to have jobs.

>> No.17207350

I'm not the liberal democrat type that not only defends idiots that can't write on their own but worse the types that copy others like my own works and puts their names on it which it what they do. I'll get them fired and won't give it a second thought.

>> No.17207356

I've seen this stuff in professional work where some faggots come in and change the name of the original coder, me and can't explain anything yet they put their name on it. Fine faggots so explain it, they can't explain it so get fired.
Easy bitches.

>> No.17207366

Always foreigners, always.

>> No.17207965

>>17206017
Chaotic neutral for me.

>> No.17207980

>>17206017
Why is there no twist and then clip w/ original clip, additionally tucking when it's long enough?

>> No.17208172

>>17206017
Twist and tuck inside of a bread box.

>> No.17208175

>>17206266
Gotta use evey bowl in the house.

>> No.17208214
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17208214

>>17205849

>> No.17208243

>>17207322
Bit rude eh?

>> No.17208276
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17208276

>>17206304
I love how every thread devolves into who is getting globohomoed the most within 10 posts. It brings a tear to my eye.

>> No.17208428

>>17208276
Yeah but its still funny when some tard wants to fuck my dead mom. That's always a good and common one.

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17208460

>>17206141
>It's trans bread

Does it think it's a donut or something?

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17208493

>>17208460
Maybe a cruller?

>> No.17208505
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>>17206060
>>17205924
Got you both, behold the sliced rye.
It's not as good as fresh but it's close.

>> No.17208519

>>17207286
That's gotta be fun arguing with a wife or girlfriend into the early hours of the night, they never shut up. Make her suck your cock for a moment of respite.

>> No.17208605

>>17206060
Wtf is Trang bread lmao

>> No.17208653

>>17208214
>HAAAAAAHHHH
>*tosses carton on floor*
>I NEEDED THAT

>> No.17208677

>>17206671
Nice headcanon faggo, I'd make you eat all the eggs

>> No.17209351

>>17208677
your weak soy hands could never

>> No.17209377

>>17209351
not him, and I have over 300 confirmed forced-egg eatings.

>> No.17209487
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17209487

>>17206017
Probably 'Neutral Good' maybe with a dash of Elder Lich, because I keep bread in the freezer and defrost slices as I need them. Lasts forever that way.

>> No.17209489

>>17206056
why did you chose a photo where all of them are broken?

>> No.17210774
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>>17206160

>> No.17210881

>>17205921
I guess it's because women tend to think through problems in groups and talk out the solutions collectively. A male is more likely to work through it within his head. I guess that can come across as operating on instinct.

>> No.17211015

>>17207980
would probably belong under chaotic good

>> No.17211063

>>17206017
chaotic nuetral living with chaotic evils here

>> No.17211077

>>17206095
>neutral evil
It’s a slippery slope, my dude.

>> No.17211754

>>17206017
dungeon master uses the twist and invert.
where you slide the excess plastic past the twist back over the bread so you don't need to tuck like a cuck.

>> No.17211779

>>17210881
>women tend to think
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
when?

>> No.17211970

>>17206017
>bottle hack
interdesting, might finna try that

>> No.17212011

>>17205849
>Enjoys not knowing the bread's best before date.

>> No.17212021

>>17205924
That’s not Oroweat buttermilk

>> No.17212033

>>17206192
>>17206001
>clip comes with bread
He doesn't buy clips that come with bread.

>> No.17212278

>>17211970
It's a "life hack" that you'll try exactly once.

>> No.17212290

>>17209489
None of them are broken.

>> No.17212301

>>17206017
When I was a kid we had a breadbox but we just put the bread in the plastic bag in the bread box. It was more of just a decoration/storage container

>> No.17212435

>>17212290
look again retard. they're all broken.

>> No.17212454

>>17206017
I tie a knot. What, are your greasy fingers too weak to even loosen a simple knot made of thick, easy to grip, bundled plastic? Then you dont deserve any bread, retard

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17212468

>>17205921
D----D that's deep.

>> No.17212518

>>17205849
This enrages my mom but I have never cared.
Sigma male energy. Fuck off, mom.

>> No.17212860

>>17206388
faggg

>> No.17212869

>>17208214
YES

>> No.17212929

>>17206017
true neutral

>> No.17214897

>>17206671
They look clean to me idk wtf you're sperging out over

>> No.17214988

>>17206017
Surprising lack of lawful neutral here. (which I am of course)

>> No.17215119

>>17212435
No, they are not, moron.
The metal handle thing is just offset by 45 degrees

>> No.17215132

>>17206205
Lots of people lack internal dialogs. Why do you think so many people are fucking retards?

>> No.17215156

>>17215119
show me a single listing for binder clips that are offset by 45 degrees. they look broken to me. why would they make them that way? what is the purpose? you're fucking retarded.

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>>17215132
No, they don't. You're likely a retard in a lot of peoples minds too, like mine. Even the most retarded nigger has internal dialog, behaviour and justification of actions is set by it.

Sorry bud, you're not special.

>> No.17216600

>>17206017
Make the bread yourself and keep it in a ziploc.

>> No.17216787

>>17206394
Me.

>> No.17217973

>>17205921
You met an fem autist. She was trying to one up you. This is kind of like those insufferable nerds in high school larping about "oh I don't really study", "I have a xxx IQ", "i have a photographic memory"

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17217976

>>17205904
The expiration date is on the clip you absolute rowboat. Have fun tripping on Ergot mould and dying like Alexander Shulgan or whatever that mescaline Wook is called

>> No.17218095

>>17217976
Why would you need the expiration date for bread? Would you eat mouldy bread if the expiration date tells you to? Throw it away if it looks fine? Expiration dates are for things like fish where you can't reliably tell from the smell and appearance.

>> No.17218108

>>17218095
so you can tell how fresh it is when you grab it off the shelf you fucking halfwit

>> No.17218756

>>17218108
and who pulls off the tag of a bag of bread before buying it? are there stealth twist-and-tuckers at your local grocery market stealing all the bread-ties like raccoon bandits?

>> No.17218772

>>17215168
Actually most people don't have an internal dialogue. We're literally surrounded by npc's

>> No.17218865

>>17218772
Anon you're inaccurately quoting a shit study

>> No.17218869

>>17218772
>post syntax
Using human language is still incredibly hard for machines. A bot’s posts may reveal its algorithmic logic: they may be formulaic or repetitive, or use responses common in chatbot programs. Missing an obvious joke and rapidly changing the subject are other telltale traits (unfortunately, they are also quite common among human anons).

>post semantics
Bots are usually created with a particular end in mind, so they may be overly obsessed with a particular topic, perhaps reposting the same link again and again or posting about little else.

>temporal behavior
Looking at posts over time can also be revealing. If an anon posts at an impossible rate, at unlikely times, or even too regularly, that can be a good sign that it’s a bot. Researchers also found that bots often betray an inconsistent attitude toward topics over time.

>> No.17218874

>>17206220
I remember being you

>> No.17218890

>>17217976
that was probably the most uninformed post I've seen in weeks

>> No.17218975

>>17205921
For some that's correct. Sorta like pitbulls vs other dogs. You tell me that the realtree wearing, RAM truck driving, no condoms with the blackout drunk random from the bar, punch a hole in the wall over a minor inconvenience, borderline illiterate, hick ass Kyle's out there actually think about anything before they act on it.

>> No.17218985

>>17210881
One male can typically work out what it takes a gaggle of women to process.

>> No.17218990

>>17205849
i hate that shit my dad always does a twist/knot with the plastic and it's hard as fuck to untie when all i want is a damn sandwich and god help you if you accidentally tighten it
just suck all the air out, seal it with a proper twist tie or some other tool, it's not like they're expensive or rare

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>> No.17218993

>>17206394
N*ggers, jannies, and roastie tradwife whores. Sometimes Jews.

>> No.17218996

>>17218975
They make choices

>> No.17219008

>>17206017
How do you reuse the bag clip properly? It just seems like you can't trap the air inside without the machine that clips bags

>> No.17219010

>>17218996
Yeah in the same way a barnacle chooses to flap its mouthparts in the tide to collect food particles. They react to stimulus. They don't consider what it might mean.

>> No.17219084

why, my peanus weenus of course

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah

ITT: Things that women will never understand - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus

hahaha!

>> No.17219092

>>17219084
based peanus weenus poster

>> No.17219265

>>17210881
>women tend to think through problems in groups and talk out the solutions collectively.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA actually the funniest shit i have seen all week. few 4chan posts actually make my laugh out loud. almost laughed as hard as when i found my gf doesnt understand how shockwaves work.

>> No.17219369

>>17206017
>squeeze as much air out of bag without squishing the bread
>twist tight
>use bread clip
>tuck
>put into bread bin (bread box)

if you dont do this you will not make it.

>> No.17219585

>>17206017
lawful neutral with the addition of the oral air suck

>> No.17219776

>>17219585
...you suck the air out of the bag then clip it?

>> No.17219789

>>17206017
I haven't had a loaf of bread go bad in fucking YEARS and I either twist & tuck or reuse the clip and just leave it on the counter. I've literally had a loaf for over a month just sit there and be 100% fine.

>> No.17219883

>>17206141
That explains why it makes me want to kill myself

>> No.17219944

>>17219789
Its partly how well you seal it, how fresh it is when you get it, and your climate.
But yeah, either method works 100% fine if youre not retarded

>> No.17219984

>>17215132
>Lots of people don't understand what internal dialog is and thus think they don't have it
Best I can give you bro.

>> No.17220022

>>17206017
NE for me desu.
I'd do CN but I rarely buy bags big enough to allow it.

>> No.17220030

>>17214988
Too reliant on people buying bags that come with a clip. That's like one in ten brands at my usual store.