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>go out for sushi >the Asian family next to me has a beautiful plate of sashimi and nigiri>the American family next to me has a hideous array of deep fried mayo sriracha panko bullshit
>OP looks at own table>no family
How did the japs make nigiri before they had the flamethrower things?
>>17196038Asian here. Different folks, different strokes. Also fuck getting a parasite from eating nasty raw fish that swim around in natures soup full of parasites, bacteria and other gross nasties. Sushi is for retards. Also, get fucked.
>>17196038>be adult virgin>silently, harshly judge complete strangers
>>17196038>Having an outgroup bias
>>17196061In America most sushi places will not have parasites. And mist of the parasites you'd get from it aren't very harmful.Shit is delicious.
>>17196038Why are you staring at other people eating you fucking freak
>>17196139It's a made up story OP hasn't went outside in months
>>17196038my haiku for OP:>left, jap family>right, U.S.A. family>me, wagie server
>>17196119Thanks. Means a lot. Appreciate it.
I'm having sushi for New Year's. I hope it is good!It's the only thing closely related to Japanese cuisine that I enjoy so far. I'm not deluding myself into thinking what I am getting is authentic though. But it tastes good.
>go out for sushi>order my usual 30 piece sashimi platter and a hot sake>complimentary osaka comfort girl greets me after the waitress leaves and sets my beverage down on the table>get sucked off for about 15 minutes while enjoying my sake, just taking in the nice relaxed atmosphere and people around me>blow a fat load and let my penis rest in her mouth for a few mins to allow all the coom to be siphoned out completely >like clockwork, sashimi platter arrives as the comfort girl wipes her mouth and excuses herself>ignore her and get to work on my delicious japanese meal>I grunt in pleasure as I devour each morsel, letting them swirl around in my mouth>the sounds of authentic bamboo flutes fill the air as I finish the last piece>the comfort girl returns and bends over the table to present herself to me>freshly filled with zinc and fish oil, my erect throbbing fleshlance plunges deep into her squealing frame>"ITIDAKEEEMASHHHH">my primal warcry signals to the staff my satisfaction with the meal and they respond with applause>an older couple chimes in from the side, impressed by the volume and energy of my voice>"now THAT'S what I call sushi"
Let me guess OP, the sushi restaurant is owned by chinks or Koreans?Also notice how the "Asian family" lives in America because life is better here.
>>17196119Thanks for the gold kind stranger. Happy cake day Keanu chungus Rick Morty wholesome 100