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What is the most KINO /tv/ dinner?

>> No.17183034
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>>17183033
the meal of kings

>> No.17183035

>>17183033
Between this and the forever chemicals in cookware, it's amazing Americans live past the age of 40

>> No.17183036

Everything goes while under hash

>> No.17183037

>>17183035
just don't let your teflon pan get too hot nigger

>> No.17183038
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>>17183033
An entire Red Baron Supreme pizza

>> No.17183039

i like the sausage and mash and onion gravy from aldi

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>>17183038

>> No.17183041
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for me, it's hungry mans

>> No.17183042

>>17183033
just get a poly gf to cook that for you, they're pretty easy

>> No.17183043

>>17183033
i wonder how these things are made in factories

>> No.17183044
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>>17183033

>> No.17183045
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>>17183041
Such a wide range of meats.

>> No.17183046
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take the hungryman pill

>> No.17183047
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>>17183033
I always keep at least 3 in my fridge for movie night

>> No.17183048

>>17183041
>>17183045
>>17183046
Came here for Hungry Man posting.

>> No.17183049

>>17183047
>>17183046
>>17183045
>>17183041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kzvjnQd4_8

>> No.17183050
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>>17183033
a burger

>> No.17183051

>>17183035
Seethe more Europoor. Who still rules the world again?

>> No.17183052

>>17183050
But it's raw..

>> No.17183053

>>17183046
>>17183045
>>17183047
>>17183041
>hungry man
>portion sizes are too small for a typical american man

you don't have to be a fatass to realize how little food they give you

>> No.17183054
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>>17183041
For me, it's Kid Cuisine

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>>17183050
what the fuck?

>> No.17183056

>>17183050
I love this dude
Such drama
Such expression

>> No.17183057

>>17183050
I want to cave this faggots skull in and then drop a pinch of salt on his dead body

>> No.17183058

I don't understand the old "Polynesian" / Tiki restaurants that served American-style Chinese food. With the pu-pu platters and mai tai drinks, etc.

What the fuck does any of that have to do with "Polynesia"? It's like some made up culture that doesn't exist.

>> No.17183059

>>17183051
Israel

>> No.17183060
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>>17183052
>>17183055
>>17183056
>>17183057
His food is kino and would be delicious right now while streaming my favorite shows.

>> No.17183061

>>17183054
kino choice anon. i have fond memories of eating them as a kid.

>> No.17183062

>>17183060
Never mind it was cooking I saw, it has so much fat and grease, won't shitting that hurt your intestines and anus??!

>> No.17183063

>>17183058
Chinks who couldn't make it to America settled for discount America in Polynesian plantations. Same reason why Hawaii has "sushi"

>> No.17183064

>>17183053
But when they were created Americans weren't the massive blobs of lard they are now.

>> No.17183065

>>17183062
>it has so much fat and grease, won't shitting that hurt your intestines and anus??!
are you retarded?

>> No.17183066

>>17183035
Lmao what's your BMI
>>17183038
This, but french bread style

>> No.17183067

>>17183053
Hungry man is like 40 years old

>> No.17183068
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>>17183042
>just get [...] a gf

I took the yellow pill and I'm still not getting laid

>> No.17183069

>>17183042
Why does she gotta be poly? You want me to watch her take dick up her ass from another guy while she's cooking?

>> No.17183070
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>>17183033
this shit is so based I told someone that I wish I had never discovered it, and they agreed and said the same thing. it ruins other trash microwave food and you'll be fucking addicted to it despite what it will do to your toilet afterward.

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this thread is making me a hungry man

>> No.17183072

>>17183066
>BMI
dumb fuck detected

>> No.17183073

>>17183070
all microwave food is for subhumans

>> No.17183074

>>17183065
No, jerk!

>> No.17183075

>>17183073
>all microwave food is for subhumans
fucking agreed, but this is something different. I don't eat it more than a few times a year, but it's pretty amazing.

>> No.17183076

>>17183058
Gf is flip hapa and she loves pacific food

>> No.17183077
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>>17183071
This
And already had a bigmac for dinner
Not American btw so it's actually delicious

>> No.17183078

>>17183072
>dumb fuck detected
Lmao a skellyton europoor detected

>> No.17183079

>>17183070
Looks good, reminds me of Hamburger Helper, which I loved as a kid.

>> No.17183080
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I eat frozen pizza as my only meal 7 days a week

>> No.17183081

>>17183062
Are europeans' stomachs really this weak?

>> No.17183082

Personally I'm a fan of some type of falafel platter

>> No.17183083

>>17183034
>kings
>not kangz
Feel like you missed a trick here famalam

>> No.17183084

>>17183080
that's based, decent amount of protein and then fasting for the rest of the day. most frozen pizzas are under your max daily calorie intake too

>> No.17183085
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>>17183082
>falafel

>> No.17183086

>>17183070
good taste
also screamin scillians are dope and stouffers mac and cheese plus their feteccuini alfredo

>> No.17183087

>>17183082
>Personally I'm a fan of some type of falafel platter
good choice. olives, hummus, nuts, stuffed grape leaves, falafel, pita, dried apricots

>> No.17183088

>>17183061
>fond memories of microwaved food

>> No.17183089

crockpot salsa chicken and potato soup

>> No.17183090
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I dont know long this flavor has been around, but I saw them for the first time last week and bought a shit load of them

>> No.17183091

>>17183086
>screamin scillians
I do Bessie's Revenge, the cheese one, and add jalapeno, kalamata olive and veggie sausage, but yeah, those are great.

>> No.17183092

>>17183038
Easily the best frozen pizza brand. I have to give them a 9/10 however for making Freiherr von Richthofen look like fucking Mario though

>> No.17183093

>>17183050
>PATTY: RAW
>CHEESE: DROWNING THE BURGAH
>SALT: EXCESSIVE

AUTHENTIC
RUSTIC
LOCAL
BURGAH

>> No.17183094

>>17183088
privileged cunt detected

>> No.17183095

>>17183088
Probably the only times his step father wasn't beating him, cut the man some slack.

>> No.17183096

>>17183093
raw meat doesn't slide off a bone eurotard, everything else you're right about

>> No.17183097

>>17183038
>>17183040
I'm a Tombstone man myself but nice taste bros

>> No.17183098

>>17183093
That'll be $100 plus tip

>> No.17183099

>>17183033
>orange tea cake
ples explain? never head this

>> No.17183100

>>17183090
Disgusting

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>> No.17183102

>>17183099
orange flavoured tea cake

>> No.17183103

>>17183099
I think it's like a sponge cake with orange zest

>> No.17183104

>>17183050
what the fuck is he doing lol

>> No.17183105
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>> No.17183106

>>17183044
Thawing these guys over night and then steaming them is a night and day difference versus microwaving from frozen.

>> No.17183107

>>17183085
israelis literally coopted falafel and hummus and pretend like it was jewish cuisine the whole time, unfortunately.

>> No.17183108

I unironically like TV-dinner

>> No.17183109

>>17183107
really? i've always seen it as a greek thing, i was confused by that autist posting a kike wojak edit

>> No.17183110
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>>17183104
Making kino.

>> No.17183111

>>17183087
sounds excellent

>> No.17183112

>>17183050
>I'm ready to settle down and get married

>> No.17183113

>>17183110
why does the guy being served look like he's about to cry?

>> No.17183114

>>17183033
I buy STACKS of banquet TV dinners and pot pies, and michilena's meals whenever I go shopping
There's no questioning what type of garbage I am whenever I check out

>> No.17183115

>>17183109
you're right, it's always been a traditionally popular food in both the middle east proper and the more northern mediterranean countries. but for whatever reason israelis like to rep it especially hard, which is silly, since they already do have good cuisine which is genuinely their own.

>> No.17183116

>>17183110
dead cokehead cheating scum

>> No.17183117

>>17183104
Being a preening faggot.

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>>17183033

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>> No.17183120

>>17183118
Surprised it took redditors this long to post his fake cooking videos

>> No.17183121

>>17183084
frozen pizza carbs are most certainly not healthy for daily consumption

>> No.17183122

>>17183119
they might as well sell a gun with one bullet in it with this

>> No.17183123
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fresh sturgeon

>> No.17183124

>>17183122
why? there's always tomorrow to turn your life around, anon!

>> No.17183125

>>17183123
why does she have a michael jackson nose, i thought koreans were smart with their use of plastic surgery

>> No.17183126
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i'm hungry

>> No.17183127

>>17183090
It'll be cheaper to just buy macaroni and chili separately and mix it together.

>> No.17183128

I’m hungry

>> No.17183129

>>17183123
I hate women so Fucking MUCH.

>> No.17183130

>>17183126
>ulcer
it's Ulster

>> No.17183131

>>17183126
>full english
>cabbage
what the fuck

>> No.17183132

>>17183038
what does manfred von richtofen even have do to with pizza?
do amerifats actually think the red baron was italian or something?

>> No.17183133

>>17183132
based autist

>> No.17183134
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Classic 'go 'za

>> No.17183135

>>17183046
>>17183045
>>17183041
Do subhumans really ?

>> No.17183136

>>17183129
Fish dont have pain receptors or feelings so it doesn't matter.

>> No.17183137

>>17183136
I think it's more those stupid fucking faces

>> No.17183138

>>17183126
> soda bread farl
explain

>> No.17183139
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>>17183134
koreans perfected za

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thoughts in my $100 steak?

>> No.17183141

>>17183137
bingo, fuck I hate it so goddamn much

>> No.17183142

>>17183140
>being Hiro's cuck for 5, going on 6, years

>> No.17183143
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>>17183033
I like the Devour line of microwave meals, they're fairly small but they actually give you a decent amount of real meat in each one.

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>>17183048
Checked, these are actually great

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Step aside, plebs.

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For me? It's the Findus Jultallrik

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>>17183101
>>17183119

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>> No.17183149

>>17183145
>bentos
what is this fucking weeb shit

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>>17183033
>Polynesian Style
Wtf that's standard Chinese food here. Except the cake I'm not too sure on that.

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>>17183146
>findus

>> No.17183152

>>17183143
this looks based

>> No.17183153

>>17183038
Based!

>> No.17183154
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The best tendie on the market

>> No.17183155

>>17183146
That looks good

>> No.17183156

>>17183143
Devour is legit, good stuff

>> No.17183157

>>17183154
how come americans only make tendies with white meat when japan makes them with dark meat?

>> No.17183158

>>17183110
this is fuckin homoerotic

>> No.17183159

here is how you make the perfect pizza. buy a pizza margherita or quattro formaggi, then add:

deli meat
sausage slices
cashews
and whatever optional additions you want

>> No.17183160

>>17183157
I don't know. These are pretty good for white meat though, they don't dry the fuck out like their competitors

>> No.17183161

>>17183047
These are legit delicious

>> No.17183162

>>17183110
F

>> No.17183163

coconut shrimp topped with walnuts

>> No.17183164

>>17183033
damn that looks good op

>> No.17183165

>>17183161
yep, idk how but these manage to be better tasting than KFC or Popeyes

>> No.17183166

>>17183105
>literally says カレー on the box
>retard saves it as "kure"

You will never speak Japanese.

>> No.17183167

>>17183122
this

>> No.17183168

>>17183038
i am cooking one of those right now, but not supreme fuck that shit they throw on there

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>>17183050
>salting a burger
YEH

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>>17183166
ok weeb

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>>17183159
>cashews

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>>17183034
Their frozen loaded potato skins are literally my favorite food

>> No.17183174

>>17183159
>sausage slice

Sausage ruins pizza.<span class="fortune" style="color:#01aad0">

Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.[/spoiler]

>> No.17183175

>>17183172
legumes are good you faggot

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>>17183172
what's wrong with cashews?

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>literally says カレー on the box
>retard saves it as "kure"

>You will never speak Japanese.

>> No.17183178

>>17183168
The Baron's pepperoni and cheese is the best frozen 'za on the market.

>> No.17183179

>>17183173
That looks pretty good

>> No.17183180

>>17183178
>Freshetta Pepperoni 'Za blocks you're path

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>>17183033
What else do you need?

>> No.17183182

Why do Americans have pepperoni on their pizza instead of ham, is it some kind of Jewish thing?

>> No.17183183

>>17183182
Italian, actually

>> No.17183184

>>17183182
that sounds good, but why stop there, why not turkey and instead of tomato paste you cover the za in gravy

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>>17183182
>there's only one kind of pizza you can get in america

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>>17183178
It's not even the best thing they make

>> No.17183187

>>17183176
On a pizza? Gross

>> No.17183188

>>17183182
we had a conference and decided it was the best way to dab on europeans, same thing with freedom fries

>> No.17183189

>>17183110
wow wow wow dhadu bhab kor haan bhag!

>> No.17183190

>>17183105
That looks like you'll be shitting blue for the next four days.

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I know these are gross but I've loved them since I was a kid, I mix in the whole can of crunchy chow mein noodles

>> No.17183192

>>17183070
Man, the Amy's Indian food and also the Amy's enchiladas are fire too. I hate that I can just blast thru three of them like it's nothing so I avoid buying them

>> No.17183193

>>17183126
>tomato for breakfast
why

>> No.17183194
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what store can i find a roundmeal in? ever since i saw the pic ive been looking and looking but i can never find it

>> No.17183195

>>17183090
t. soup cartel shill

>> No.17183196

>>17183193
>ermagerd is that a vegatble?!?!

>> No.17183197

>>17183191
BASED I MISS THIS SHIT FROM MY CHILDHOOD

>> No.17183198

>>17183038
no. For budget frozen pizza, it's Jack's. If you're willing to pay more, Home Run Inn's pizzas are so much better. But honestly, I prefer the cauliflower crust organic pizzas over all of them, they're just expensive. But fuck Red Baron, Digiorno, and Tombstone. Garbage pretending to be edible, seriously.
>>17183037
What happens to you if you get that shit in your food? I have a pot with a nonstick surface that has clearly eroded over time and I'm pretty sure it goes into the stuff I cook. I worry it's going to fuck me up but the store never has a new one when I go looking.

>> No.17183199

>>17183106
>not owning air fryer, the ultimate leftovers saver

>> No.17183200

>>17183194
https://www.google.com/amp/s/gizmodo.com/that-viral-photo-of-roundmeal-macaroni-and-beef-product-1846980589/amp

>> No.17183201
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>>17183143
If those are the same brand as these they're great. A bit expensive though.

>> No.17183202

>>17183127
This. Chunky goes for like 2.50 a can and chili mac is thousands of times better when you make chili from scratch and beans are extremely cheap

>> No.17183203

>>17183131
Yeah nobody in Scotland has fucking oatcakes with a fry up either.

>> No.17183204

>>17183174
sausage slices > pepperoni

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>>17183177
>wanting to speak moonish

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>>17183200
>google.com/amp
>doesnt answer my question

>> No.17183207

>>17183198
>Jack's
This is the most baffling take I've ever heard. Just on sauce quality alone you are completely wrong in like an objective sense

>> No.17183208

>>17183204
When I'm doing pizza myself it's sausage slices
When I'm ordering it's pepperoni
Simple as

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>> No.17183210

>>17183206
its not real

>> No.17183211

>>17183198
Gives you alzheimers and shit. Just look at secondhand stores for a cast-iron pan you can reseason. It'll probably be cheaper than a new teflon pan and you won't have to worry about anything harmful leeching into your food ever again like with teflon, stainless steel or copper pans.

>> No.17183212
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>>17183209
>tom]177 / 54 / 78 / 1 [Update] [Auto] 9

>> No.17183213

>>17183196
tomatoes are a fruit

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>> No.17183215

>>17183194
it's not real, anon

>> No.17183216

>>17183213
Do you pick it off a tree? No? Then it's a vegetable.

>> No.17183217

>>17183210
there's a picture of it on the shelf at a supermarket.

>> No.17183218

>>17183213
>tomatoes are a fruit
Only for autists, but if you put that on the fruit tray, you need to be hanged.<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.[/spoiler]

>> No.17183219

>>17183207
It's not about the sauce quality, it's about the full enchilada and Jack's delivers a good experience every time. Red Baron has a tendency to get way too crispy. It's like Red Baron is pretending to be good while Jack's is honestly what it is, which in itself improves the quality. No shortcuts, propaganda, or memes.

>> No.17183220

>>17183110
>>17183113
he's getting a sucky under the table

>> No.17183221

>>17183219
Seek a professional pizza counselor, anon

>> No.17183222

>>17183216
>>17183218
meds

>> No.17183223

>>17183204
This yet in reverse.<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah![/spoiler]

>> No.17183224

>>17183209
If you don't get the spicy chicken you ARE gay

>> No.17183225

>>17183217
the amount of mac n cheese doesnt fit the calorie count and breaks the laws of thermodynamics

>> No.17183226

>>17183222
We know what it technically is called by scientific idiots, but the rest of the common sense world knows it's a vegetable because it isn't sweet.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking![/spoiler]

>> No.17183227

>>17183038
based and drunken feast pilled
it's kind of a lame supreme on its own though
i add black olives, banana peppers, and jalapenos

>> No.17183228

>>17183221
Enjoy your cursed pizza
>>17183211
Cast Iron seems legit, I might look for one, thanks anon.

>> No.17183229

>>17183095
goddamn this post to hell<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus![/spoiler]

>> No.17183230

>>17183228
>Enjoy your cursed pizza
What pizza is cursed? Did I miss something?<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas![/spoiler]

>> No.17183231

In the last 8 days I had carls jr 5 times, pizza once, Indian once

>> No.17183234

>>17183231
RIP<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house![/spoiler]

>> No.17183235

Hey /ck/?

>> No.17183246

>>17183235
>moving thread to a proper board instead of nuking or /trash/ing it
mod's iq grew 3 points today

>> No.17183248
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Step 1: Download a Freschetta Pepperoni
Step 2: Add homemade spicy fridge pickles
Step 3: Blast your oven up to a blazing high temp and toss that shit in there
Step 4: You decide

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Now I want a frozen pizza. Fuck you guys.

>> No.17183253

Greetings from /tv/.

>> No.17183255

>>17183246
>>moving thread to a proper board instead of nuking or /trash/ing it
>mod's iq grew 3 points today
this<span class="fortune" style="color:#01aad0">

Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.[/spoiler]

>> No.17183258
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ive never kissed a woman

>> No.17183260

>>17183251
OH SHIT HOW CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH THAT!?

FUCK!!!! :0

>> No.17183265

>>17183251<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas![/spoiler]

>> No.17183267

>>17183260
Well if he's in the Pacific Northwest, everything is covered in snow and everything is closed

>> No.17183274

>>17183267
That's where I am and I am snowed it, but I have hamburgers, chips, soda, frozen pizzas, cake, pies;etc because I peaked at the weather report a few day ago.<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.[/spoiler]

>> No.17183276
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>>17183267

i am in the pacific northwest and have to go to work tomorrow

>> No.17183280

>>17183258
based<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas![/spoiler]

>> No.17183281

>>17183260
This anon >>17183267 is right and all I have is Cheetos mac and cheese and canned chicken.

>> No.17183284 [DELETED] 

>>17183149
"the name is derived from the port of Fray Bentos in Uruguay where the products were originally processed and packaged until the 1960s"

>> No.17183285

>>17183034
These stink up the house

>> No.17183287

>>17183281
So in other words, you are just fine? Make some mac n' cheese. You have butter and milk, right?<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list![/spoiler]

>> No.17183291

>>17183281
>canned chicken.
Btw those legit smell like cold human feces Honey Bucket-style.
Why on earth do you eat that?<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas![/spoiler]

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>>17183287
>You have butter and milk, right?

>> No.17183298

>>17183274
>>17183281
I'm down to ramen because I didn't know it had snowed until I looked outside. Wish me luck Pee 'N Dubbers

>> No.17183299
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i guess you could say im a hungry man (i am)

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These, have a few of them in the freezer.

>> No.17183307

>>17183298
GOOD LUCK<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty![/spoiler]

>> No.17183319

A lot of these microwavable meals the us get look great
I wish I got this kind of junk food

>> No.17183328

>>17183127
Especially if you get the Aldi's canned chili and their version of Kraft bluebox. Cheap as shit and filling.

>> No.17183346

>>17183191
This shit is great if you're going on a road/camping trip. Had to drive to Utah from FL and I was the designated cook, with a camp stove you can whip together dinner in like 13 minutes.

>> No.17183347

>>17183070
there is a guy who shops at my local target and I swear to fucking got he buys every single box. I've seen him like 3 times over the past couple years and he'll just be there taking every box. I very rarely find it available at the two targets close to me, I have to go to the third one which is a bit further away and he doesn't go to that one from what I can tell.

>> No.17183359

>>17183291
Yeah canned chicken needs either very specific recipes or a very loving touch in order to be reconstituted to being palatable again.

t. Parent's raised chickens and canned the meat growing up.

>> No.17183363

>>17183171
くたばりやがれ外人

>> No.17183365

>>17183347
Imagine the smell

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>>17183084
could I lose weight doing this? if I just fasted the entire day and ate a tombstone pepperoni pizza + 1 additional topping which would be like ~1500 calories or so
t. lazy fat faggot

>> No.17183376

>>17183366
Get a pressure cooker and utilize a brothmaxxed stew and soup regimen

>> No.17183383

>>17183376
literally what the fuck does this mean?

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>>17183376
how does one "brothmax"

>> No.17183403

>>17183073
amy's is actually good
not joking, it's pretty much real food

>> No.17183431

>>17183399
>>17183383
Here's an example
>one large boneless frozen chicken thigh, in
>garlic salt, pepper, bouillon, sriracha, (a considerable amount of all of these)
>a sliced carrot if you're feeling sassy
>fill the pressure cooker with water to the line
>high pressure cook for 20 minutes
>if you want to add rice, cook one cup separately while the broth cooks and simmer it in after the broth is depressurized so the rice can congeal (otherwise skip this step)
>depressurize the broth and shred the chicken with two forks (it should just fall apart)
>this is your entire food supply for the day
Filling yet extremely low in calories.

>> No.17183460

ive list >50lbs this year by simply not eating. i just dont eat during the day, and have a light meal (usually some saltines crushed up into chicken stock) at the end of the day after work.

>> No.17183490

>>17183460
yeah?
what's breakfast, and that unusual dinner?
you'd be dead in 3 months eating just saltines in chicken stock every night, and if you were 500lbs before, you'd lose much more than 50 in a year

>> No.17183502

>>17183068
Wow you must be really unredeeming, like Grade A unfuckable.

>> No.17183518

>>17183035
They don't call them preservatives for shits and giggles, Vinny. Americans will never die

>> No.17183524

>>17183076
>Gf is flip hapa
Gross.

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>>17183080
I hope you get more meat soon.

>> No.17183545

>>17183490
it's my usual after work meal. i also take a multivitamin. ive gone from 270 to 220. i also dont work out

>> No.17183555

>>17183051
china

>> No.17183563

>>17183187
have you tried it? they soften in heat

>> No.17183593

>>17183181
>What else do you need?
Something with some fucking vegetables in it, maybe?

>> No.17183650

>>17183077
brooo. here we get 3 dollar bigmacs and i'll buy like 3, bring em home, nosh, save 1 for tomorrow morning, wash it down with a morning beer

>> No.17183655

>>17183593
>garlic
>tomato
i can tell you are european from the fact a malnourished brain made your post

>> No.17183666

>>17183050
>the cheese cooks the beef

>> No.17183668

>>17183223
> jew
opinion discarded

>> No.17183669

>>17183050
Kek

>> No.17183672

>>17183668
The fortunes are random, smart guy.<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty![/spoiler]

>> No.17183682

>>17183669
what have you done?

>> No.17183687

>>17183052
how can it be raw when the meat just spills off the bone

>> No.17183702

>>17183053
That's a fairly small amount of Hungry Man for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat home-style meatloaf with savory brown gravy and creamy mashed potatoes and sweet corn and a chocolate brownie in that timeframe, but I could easily.

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>>17183105
>Kure

>> No.17183715

>>17183052
eurotrash post

>> No.17183728

>>17183672
what's an obvious joke, smart girl?

>> No.17183734

>>17183728
>i..I was only pretending to be retarded!

>> No.17183744

>>17183734
recognizing the distinction between what is obviously facetious and what is not is the mark of a functional mind.

>> No.17183746

>>17183744
You're a stupid zoomer faggot who thinks subtleties of speech translate to boards like this--did you know that?<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas![/spoiler]

>> No.17183747

/ck/uks what's a good recipe?? retard's

>> No.17183750

But mostly you're just sticking to your lie because your life is so bad that this matters to you.
You're my bitch at this moment btw.<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas![/spoiler]

>> No.17183752

>>17183650
> saving mcdonald's for later, other than chicken nuggets
repulsive americhimp

>> No.17183761

>>17183534
>fake elvis "recipe"
i should edit random amazing recipes together with trump photos so dumbfucks think they're alt right symbols and stop making them

>> No.17183768

>>17183752
(spoiler)im not american(spoiler) obsessed eurogarbage

>> No.17183770

hurr durr i made a nice charcutery. lil bitch.

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I just bought 18 frozen pizzas because of this thread.

>> No.17183784

>>17183086
>stouffers mac and cheese
not anymore. ever since some months ago everytime I get it, it is trash. it doesnt have the same color it used to have either.

>> No.17183803

>>17183772
post pics, or your dad gay and your mum will die tonight

>> No.17183807

>>17183784
based stouffers anon

>> No.17183818

>>17183041
nice choice anon, simple and effective

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>>17183803
I wouldn't lie on the internet.

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>>17183173
>PRODUCT OF U.S.A.
Of fucking course. I would have bet $1000 on it.

>> No.17183825

>>17183823
anon, that pot would be very small

>> No.17183827

>>17183819
hummmmmm *blesses this post*

>> No.17183829

>>17183819
>boxless kind
ngmi senpai

>> No.17183830

>>17183823
>brand named after an Americana-themed American restaurant
>I BET THE AMERICANS DID THIS!!!
Bruh...

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>>17183819
Goddamn sonovabitch did it.

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>>17183033
Stuck home on quarantine, can't wait to get high as fuck on a Monday morning and eat half of this with a hot black coffee.

>> No.17183856

>>17183853
>quarantine!!
:soyface:

>> No.17183861

>>17183853
damn that'll be fun.
t. fellow toker<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking![/spoiler]

>> No.17183863

>>17183823
Mental illness.

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>>17183086
>Stouffers Mac and Cheese
Fucking Chad, it is truly the king of macaroni and cheese except maybe a baked mac and cheese perfectly crafted by an elderly southern woman

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fellas. is it [possible to make mac and chese?

>> No.17183874

>>17183119
The amount of sorrow this made me feel was immeasurable

>> No.17183877

>>17183873
Through Christ all things are possible.

>> No.17183879

>>17183181
I need BBQ BEEF BRING IT BACK YOU FUCKERS AAAAHHHH

>> No.17183881

>>17183126
Full Irish looks the most satisfying without being overly filling

>> No.17183887

>>17183118
is this jack? is he baiting?

>> No.17183888
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im very hungry

>> No.17183889

>>17183143
Based. The bacon white cheddar one is really good

>> No.17183890

>>17183888
eat food

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>>17183145

>> No.17183892

>>17183888
*unzips* eat this

>> No.17183895
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>>17183890
i have a basket oranges. and half a handle of vodka

>> No.17183897

>>17183895
Put some orange in the vodka.

And order some food.

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>he doesn't keep handfuls of Little Caesars Zap Paks to use on his frozen pizzas

wow.

>> No.17183901

>>17183305
The buffalo mac is fuckin GOOD, I ate them 5 days in a row when they first came out.

>> No.17183910

>>17183897
i tried to make orange juice (i spilled it). im going to squeeze half of the last orange into a glass of vodka.

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>>17183861
Got a ton of some Lemon Pound Cake to smoke through, will maybe go get a Honey backwood to roll up otherwise it's blueberry juicy jays for me

>> No.17183919

>>17183910
And then order some food, yeah?

>> No.17183925

>>17183900
>not just buying the spices
huh?

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>>17183819
Well memed. Tombstone or some other kind of brand?

>>17183829
>his frozen pizza comes in a box
pic related<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas![/spoiler]

>> No.17183936

>>17183925
it's not the same.

>> No.17183939

>>17183936
they must add msg

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>>17183033
>What is the most KINO /tv/ dinner?

>> No.17183944

>>17183919
i got some soup

>> No.17183992

>>17183944
0311 btw

>> No.17184031

>>17183033
>go to market
>surrounded by eleventy metric fucktonnes of fresh food
>buy a fckn /tv/ dinner
I don't geddit.
I have never in my life eaten a fckn TV dinner,
and by the grace of the gods, never shall.

>> No.17184035

>>17183944
What type of soup?

>> No.17184036

>>17184031
sometimes you just dont wanna cook. sometimes you just wanna throw something in the microwave

>> No.17184054

>>17184036
>sometimes you just dont wanna cook
True, and for those times, I have baby carrots, tortillas and sliced turkey, almonds, walnuts,
and a multitude of other finger-foods, all purchased without going near the frozen-food section of the market.

>> No.17184056

>>17184054
the only baby carrot here is the one between your legs lmaof

>> No.17184057

>>17184054
you also have dyed hair, many peircings, and you crave dick. did i miss anything

>> No.17184060

>>17184057
>did i miss anything
Perhaps a year of Middle School?

>> No.17184063

>>17183154
The fuck is chicken rib meat?

>> No.17184070

>>17184063
Meat from the ribs of a chicken. Duh.

>> No.17184076

>>17184060
ah forgot to mention your AIDs and your superiority complex

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>>17184070
I guess it's steamed off the bones and ground into popcorn chicken slime balls.

>> No.17184098

>>17184076
>your superiority complex
...is what inferior people claim to be a problem.
I suppose it is, for them.

>> No.17184106

>>17184098
eat that hummus off tyrones anus niggerfaggot

>> No.17184114

>>17184054
Microwaved tortillas are gross

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>>17183038
I always buy the thin crust pepperoni and the regular crust cheese Barons

>> No.17184176

>>17184035
it''s mostly broth tbdesu.

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>>17184054
>>17184056

>> No.17184540

>>17183891
Lel

>> No.17185764

>>17183146
>I findu nuffin, perkele!
>kaksoipiste deh deh deh deh deh

>> No.17185843

>>17183038
Holy fucking spot on