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>>17182855I love that little motherfucker like you wouldn't believe.
>>17182836why dehydrate only to add back water?
If anyone has videos they want as webms let me know I'm very bored tonight
>>17182828Those look awful.
>>17182886Anon, this is for Backpacking. It's literally titled Backpacking Recipe. You rehydrate it when you're gonna eat it on the trail in 3 days.
>>17182828
>still no audio webms
>>17183483Oh, it's Jack. I see.
>>17183560>no crudely drawn coin slot
>>17183483
>>17182855Thats crazy. Im pretty wary of projecting emotions onto animals, but that seems like a really human reaction.
>>17183832Did the plane crash?
>>17184002It will never not shock me the plastic container did not melt. If I put something like that in my oven, fucking forget it. Makes the rest of the video boring by comparison. It's like a some kind of intense thriller with that plastic shit.
>>17183852interesting shit
>>17184018He put heated it in a microwave, not a real oven, you myopic cunt
>>17182984So, what's the reason for the old cell phones in this?
>>17184171While I will fully admit to my diminishing eyesight I will also have the record show my microwave does not open downwards, and never has. Where I come from, that would be a convection oven. But hey, I never got two bombs dropped on me so what do I know.
>>17184175Well it all started with a guy called Amadeo Giannini. I'll skip a few chapters and spoil the ending, it makes the guy more money.
IB4
>>17183575>still no smell webms
>>17184508God i wish that were me
>>17184018Japanese microwaves tend to have doors that open forward due to the small size of Japanese apartments not having enough space for a door that swings.
>>17184816Do Americans really?
>>17184831
>>17182836If you own a dehydrator for little projects like these, I feel like your money is spent better elsewhere.
>>17184829No, newfag, that's from a German TV show
>>17184850As a warning to everyone, she pukes into the food and eats it, I believe, that's what I've heard other people say, but I want to warn people regardless
>>17184002I can forgive bacon, but I can't forgive the cream. This might taste good (although I doubt it), but it is not carbonara.
>>17184851that's clearly an american living in germany
>>17183852Only that Orangutans and Humans are in the same family.
>>17184866Nope
>>17184850How the hell is that guy able to keep himself from gagging? The stench of vomit alone is enough to trigger my gag reflex.
>>17182855brehs i want to go back to monke
>>17183483this guy probably wonders why hemiparesis struck exactly him of all people
>>17184959The lord works in mysterious ways.
>>17184853grow up
>>17184968I'm doing the adult thing by warning people
can someone post the carrot cutting one? dont have it anymore.
>>17182845why do you need a video for this its a fucking ready meal.
>>17183937with no survivors
>>17184508such a unsatisfying video
>>17182828Eew dill
>>17184974Jack's a short guy.
>>171849824'2"
>>17184853Thanks, you saved me. I just wanted comfy food webms
>>17184895Is this a snake? That looks like a lot of agony
>>17182855orangutan means 'man of the forest' in Malay
>>17185024I'm assuming an eel
>>17185181why are they doing this to him alive:(
>>17184860No one is asking for your forgiveness faggot. Carbonara is better with cream and everyone knows it.
>>17185189Those are muscle spasms, the head is missing so they just decapitated, skinned and gutted it.
>>17185428I was hoping this was the case. Thank you :)
>>17182836There is like 3 bites there? I would starve to death before I left the parking lot of the trail.
>>17185451Have you considered not being a fat ass?
>>17185482Staged and gay.
>>17183476That's fucking stupid. Just make pasta salad. It'll easily last 3 days in a tupperware, and you don't need to waste your time dehydrating zucchini and parsely like a faggot.
>>17185501It's more about space and weight. You don't want to carry heavy or bulky things while backpacking, so that's what this aims to do.
>>17185509This anon hikes
>>17184153Based Arnie just starts eating
>>17185501>Doesn't get itit's ok anon just don't go backpacking
>>17185901arnie is a pozzed faggot
>>17185915damn, jack made cement mix for those chicken tenders
>>17184508god i want to be that big mac
>>17184853you can go back now
>>17184508i need therapy because i got jealous of a big mac
>>17182828>red blissits fucking green
>>17185915Why do people still have their dick in his ass? This was funny for exactly one webm/video. After that it became absolutely boring and a spamfest
>>17184002>this kills the italian
>>17185956
>>17185926Some people do dialogue >>17185901And some people do action
>>17186317Arnie, the persona and actor is based. Arnold Schwarzenegger, the shitty fucking politician, is a faggot.
>>17182828Why wouldn't you just salt the water then put the potatoes in?
>>17184171I would not try water and plastic in a microwave either
>>17184816>German on the food packaging>"American cooking"Nice try, Ahmed
>>17186966I love how people have turned it into a weird fetish, but armpit-onigiri is actually a very traditional way of making it.
>>17184826is that fucking banana bread
>>17184824This looks great.
>>17182836Seems like the lady making this was also dehydrated
>>17184002italian food is gross
>>17185977Is this ja/ck/?
>>17184824Needs more Snickers>>17184826The chocolate was overkill but I'd go to your restaurant just to experience the absurdity at least once ig.
>>17182836>>17185451>>17185482try whacking a tin of cat food grade tuna into broken up ramen in a plastic bowl. oil too. now add the beef sachet. half fill with boiling water and eat while it's still crunchy. more than enough carbs and protein to survive another day of the farm. salty? sure. but even basic farm tips like loose shirts, no bra or belt etcetera will counter that. and always, always stay hydrated.>t.former backpacker
>>17188977Haven't seen this one before.
>>17188977>surlyGAYGAYHOMOSEXUALGAY
>>17182845Why is Finland so faggy?
>>17188977how does he get out
>>17182845the heat of the plastic cooks the nord's genetic line
>>17184844post it
>>17189101He has to seed all the feed.
>>17185482>>17185484The guy on the left just got out of prison.The guy on the right works for a meme page on the Internet.
>>17189366marry me woman
>>17186966im just glad she's not throwing up on his noodles
>>17188503>cat foodhmmmmmmm???
>>17184508has she done a part two to atone for her sins yet?
>>17189133yjk
>>17188977How
>>17184959>>17184967Have a heart you pair. This could be you one day.
>>17189133That deshelling technique is impressive.
>>17187704>easy Mongolian beef>Flank steaknope. Thanks hipsters for jacking up the price of what used to be cheap cuts of beef.
>>17184972it's an ad for a ready meal
>>17184860>This might taste good (although I doubt it), but it is not carbonara.when are italians going to tire of repeating this stupid fucking catchphrase? no one is impressed that you know a recipe
>>17189133you have to eat all the eggs
I see the thread has once more descended into 'nara autism.Italians should just own up to the fact that Asians do it better.https://youtu.be/5aFrZQxBZWs
>>17183852With apes I feel like it's alright to map obvious pan-primate reactions like surprise or sexual pleasure. Orangs are also by /far and away/ the least violent and most even-tempered great ape, which makes it all the easier to keep up with reactions, since you can kinda tell what he must be thinking, unlike with a chimp or gorilla where you have to take into account how much of a nigger they might be being in their head
>>17184816the fucking suggestive sausage eating is what kills me
>>17189769Oh nice, someone reuploaded that classic. I was looking for it a while ago and it seemed like the original channel was disappeared.
>>17189393Does the sand make it taste better?
>>17184959Jack probably doesn't reflect on anything.
>>17188550Looks like shit but I guess it's fine if you are homeless
>>17189393cant shitalians afford meat on their noodles bolognese? what a waste of effort
>>17185482I'LL NEVER CONSIDER THAT.
>>17189905The sand is there to hire the pipes. It's a little show for the tourists.
>>17189393no the guy on the left is a staged video
>>17190512Here, have the color corrected version.
>>17190512soul>>17190669soulless
>>17191233Looks good. I've enjoyed bingsu the few times I've had it.
>>17184508How can that butt looks big and nonexistent at the same time? It's like she trained her butt like hell, but it was just not meant to be
>>17187704wow, mongolians really love their corn starch
Y'all got any videos you want as webms?
>>17188574Why the hell do you need complex backpacking recipes? Just eat basic shit like legumes and fast cooking rice/pasta, you are not supposed to open a restaurant in the wildThis is just retarded
>>17184002>the pasta cooks the egg
>>17182845Yum, microplastics.
>>17191454Marie's tomato sauce.
>>17191708
>>17191708pt.2
>>17188550>stone cold eggs while the rest of the meal cooksNo fucking thanks.
>>17191909sorry, got lost in the sauce
>>17191708this one kills the /cooker/
>>17191708got cut before the stir
>>17191897Legend, I didn't think you'd actually do it.
>>17191976what is that thing
>>17192241a man(slaughter-er)
>>17192241buckle up, buckaroo
>>17191449Cornstarch gives beef a very different texture. Also is great as a thickener without adding or detracting flavors.
>>17192594Potato starch thickens real well too. I always hear Pepin's voice in my head.>E thicken on contack
>>17185444The skinned, gut it, then decapitated it, in that order.
>>17182855We don't deserve them.
>>17183483Why doesn't he scoop the spices?
>>17191470>dude just eat like a fucking savage>so fucking epic
>>17182828those are mashed taters
>>17182845pulled pork + nacho cheese + tortilla chips = heaven
>>17183483what makes this quarantine chili
>>17184831oh no hohol bros...
>>17184895because its a bijo right in front of him
>>17185946one? there's a dozen jack webms and they're all just as bad
>>17182828That is so much fucking Dill Jesus Christ.
>>17193081>those quick glimpses of her black pantiesthis makes me thirsty
>>17182855God I fucking love apes.
>>17191435Women are liars. She wears tight pants pulled up high so it shows the shape of her ass. It's like a pushup bra for asses.
>>17189366Fuck
>>17189735No one on /ck/ is Italian.
>>17191976Kek! This dude is a walking comedy sketch.
>>17191797Nigger what?
>>17193215how many calories is that
>>17191343>sushi>no rice
>>17193693I am, gabagool
>>17189788>Orangs are also by /far and away/ the least violent and most even-tempered great apegibbons
>>17189133mad skill, dawg
>>17194038Gibbons aren't "great" apes.(Technically, Euell Gibbons was a great ape, as are we all, but he is no longer with us.)
>>17194067>he is no longer with usRIP
>>17191310she dirites like 12 utensils/dishes to make food that can be eaten with a single bowl
>>17188977At the end, why does he put the pot of raw eggs onto the cook top. Is he cooking them dry?
>>17183757>who else but choons?>nooooo rayciss noooooo not all choonsmass genocide choons, NOW
>>17192809How the mighty have fallen.Never thought I'd see Ant working in a sausage factory.
>>17191435She's got that John Lennon asscrack
>>17193215>Uses a spoon to slowly add layer after layer of whipped cream>Brings a pastry bag for the last one
>>17189416>NoodlesSay no more
>>17194999this looks really good, would totally eat
>>17193028Just two dudes selling meat
>>17194999I say this with absolute sincerity; the most unsettling thing in that webm is the guy's haircut.
>>17195043what's wrong with his haircut?
>>17195050I don't know. There's just something about it that makes me think that video isn't the weirdest thing he's done.
>>17191310Two spoons of peanut butter have more calories than that and you dont have to clean half your kitchen gear
>>17195055he probably also does piss and scat porn where he has to swallow excrements
>>17183757This is literally how all fast food and junk food is made.
>>17184849you own one for jerky and can sometimes try that kinda gay shit.
>>17191919>>17191927>people think my sauce has a great deal of oil on it>and it does.
>>17191310+ black rice vinegar, toasted sesame oil (that looked untoasted), sugar or mirin, cheese and cold cut strips on egg, lotsa black pepper, something hot, 4x garlic, and you got my goto quorean ramen. not too big a fan of sesame seeds tho.
>>17196531every time I see this he has to have burnt the fuck out of his hand when he grabbed the metal part
>>17189366i wish i didnt hate making pasta
>>17192536what a fucking behemoth
>>17191797This is from a Japanese movie called Tampopo. Me and a friend watched it last week.
>>17185901Arnold is a known human food trashcan.
>>171958780:03 god i wish that were me
>>17191518Aren't there toxins in beverage cans?
>>17192992The phone on the meat containers. Is a miracle he hasn't died yet
>>17197243I once saw it in a cinema at my local film festival, would recommend too
>>17191797The mouth cooks the egg
>>17194020>GabagoolExposed yourself as being Italian American. If you weren't born and raised in Italy you aren't Italian.
>>17184984
>>17194999First webm recipe I've been tempted to try.
>>17198893That image misses a word
>>17189366How long can you cook tomato in a cast iron before it break the seasoning?
>>17191310I bet her farts are pretty nice
>>17182855God I wish that were me
>>17185501>Carry around several kilograms of cooked food in the heatHave you been camping before
>>17198096Yeah fructose, ethanol, and sucralose
>>17199335Who dat
>>17191483>the italian seething cooks the egg
>>17199410thats really stupid and only of value if you dont have a bottle & glass, yet have a fuckhueg chinknife..?
>>17199397Monica Galetti, one of the judges on bong masterchef.
>>17199674>not doing absolutely everything possible with your fuckhueg chinknifeI guess maybe they can get it thinner that way, I just roll out a big sheet and use a pastry ring, but I can see the appeal of being able to make wrappers individually from a single dough sausage.
>>17199723>I can see the appeal of being able to make wrappers individually from a single dough sausage.i cant, unless your working surface is extremely tiny. and dont forget you have to oil it each time.dunno why you would need pastry rings, glasses suffice for mass productions out of a sheet, and if you need different sizes there is different mugs or just cutting up the sausage into pieces of your desired size and rolling em.
>>17184851No newfag, that's from a German TV show about American cooking.Your bmi, general health and food situation is news here, and reason for genuine public concern because your excesses aren't wanted here.
>>17199769The two advantages I see are you don't have to mess around with re-rolling the scraps, so the dough stays more consistent, and it seems relatively quick. And you use a fuckoff huge knife to do it, three advantages.
>>17200079>And you use a fuckoff huge knife to do it,ok yeah, thats the one i cant argue with.the dough consistency seems moot (who?) to me, because who the fuck counts how many times you kneaded a dough. rerolling scraps is only the case if you stamp a sheet and dont roll cut balls (im mildly impressed that one came to mind naturally).so basically its kitchen showmanship. oh well, ill try it one of these days, just got a kg of mince anyway.tho my preferred method is the pasta roller and stamping, a shame its a bitch for me to setup because my working surface and kitchen are tiny and i have to juggle everything about since my kitchen is Filled with cooking shit. and not only the kitchen..
>>17183852Animals do have emotions though. They don't have to be human emotions to still be emotions.
i love pasta
>>17193215is this ja/ck/'s wife?
>>17189588Fucking hipsters ruining everything
>>17191343I don't know about you guys, but all I understood was BACON am I right?
>>17194942Is that Bumfights?
>>17199698All the Masterchefs are garbage, except for Masterchef Australia
>>17191930Imagine her runny shits after all that oil
>>17185501Actually best post lmao
>>17183483Wifey material.
>>17202588Masterchef Australia is fucking insane. Everyone else is making normal person food and they're doing molecular gastronomy bullshit by day two.
>>17203298I love how much kinder they are with Maro Pierre
>>17192809>ON TONOIGHTS EPISODE>HAMMOND RECREATES 9/11 IN A 911
>>17201580Why is that bastard eating Muddy Mudskipper?
>>17201580that fish was built like a khachapurri
>>17189393The fag on the left is a fagThe guy on the right who "just got out of prison" is staged
>>17193053After being digested the quarantine chilli has a half-life of about 30 years
>>17191343Do Americans really
>>17184508this has no affect on me, her ass is too small.honestly thought this was thinspo until she sat on it
>>17184529but why
>>17203669How fucking stupid and pointless. Just pick the fucking knife up
>>17185501>carrying around full Tupperware out on a hot trail
>>17184002the addition of chicken stock powder and jarred parmesan seems interesting, i personally try to keep it as pure as possible. i like to fry some red onions with the bacon and really let them caramelize in the bacon fat, then i put a big dollop of creme fraiche and a ton of black pepper and mix it all up.
>>17182855The monkey really had a mind broken moment there. It probably no longer trust physics and is a paranoid mess.
>>17189133A contender appears.
>>17189133Bro I need to learn that deshelling technique holy fuck that's cool
>>17189133>>17188977Ah, that's what the blurry guy is eating, isn't it
>>17205305
>>17189133how does he get out
>>17184820Why do you keep writing American when these are clearly Germans
>>17195050Great part of the vid that's missing here is when they show his pizza oven. He literally throws trash cardboard and plant refuse into it to keep the fire going. Shit's wild.
>>17184153>is it like schnapps?kek
>>17205442Because fucking retards like you keep replying to it.
>>17184860Nobody gives a fuck. Go away Italian, it's time for you Moors to be Less.
>>17187704>adds cornstarch and waterwhy
>>17205459Fair
>>17199335>monica visits anon's kitchenBitch all I did was put a frozen pizza in the oven, can you stop making faces?
>>17199344>>17204501>carry around the dehydrated food and the water to add back inWhat's the difference, anon?
>>17201580>avocado oildisgusting
>>17205765I have a Food dehydrator, (You) don't.
>>17205803>hiking and shit to be in nature>brings along modern conveniences like a fagfag
>>17205803looks like soup
>>17205554>32 million views
>>17205863>POOR FAG
>>17205950If you bring any of that with you, you didn't hike shit.
>>17205965Welcome to 2022...
>>17205965What, do you like, go places without cellphone service? How do you post your #vacay #naturegirl #bestlife #selfies ?
>>17205965>hiking =/= camping
>>17191864i would personally suck every one of their dicks, i love deenz
>>17202294wow thats fucking disgustingt. american
>>17206663He's a champion, you're nothing.
>>17207260My microwave only goes up to 60.
>>17207464Time to upgrade...