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>> No.17182836
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Backpacking Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17182845
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>> No.17182879

I love that little motherfucker like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.17182886

why dehydrate only to add back water?

>> No.17182940

If anyone has videos they want as webms let me know I'm very bored tonight

>> No.17182984
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Those look awful.

>> No.17183476

Anon, this is for Backpacking. It's literally titled Backpacking Recipe. You rehydrate it when you're gonna eat it on the trail in 3 days.

>> No.17183483
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>> No.17183560
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>> No.17183575
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>still no audio webms

>> No.17183757
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>> No.17183777

Oh, it's Jack. I see.

>> No.17183793
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>no crudely drawn coin slot

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>> No.17183852

Thats crazy. Im pretty wary of projecting emotions onto animals, but that seems like a really human reaction.

>> No.17183937

Did the plane crash?

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It will never not shock me the plastic container did not melt. If I put something like that in my oven, fucking forget it.
Makes the rest of the video boring by comparison. It's like a some kind of intense thriller with that plastic shit.

>> No.17184149

interesting shit

>> No.17184153
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>> No.17184171

He put heated it in a microwave, not a real oven, you myopic cunt

>> No.17184175

So, what's the reason for the old cell phones in this?

>> No.17184183
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While I will fully admit to my diminishing eyesight I will also have the record show my microwave does not open downwards, and never has. Where I come from, that would be a convection oven. But hey, I never got two bombs dropped on me so what do I know.

>> No.17184189
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Well it all started with a guy called Amadeo Giannini. I'll skip a few chapters and spoil the ending, it makes the guy more money.

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>> No.17184508
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>still no smell webms

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>> No.17184657

God i wish that were me

>> No.17184716

Japanese microwaves tend to have doors that open forward due to the small size of Japanese apartments not having enough space for a door that swings.

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>> No.17184829

Do Americans really?

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>> No.17184849

If you own a dehydrator for little projects like these, I feel like your money is spent better elsewhere.

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>> No.17184851

No, newfag, that's from a German TV show

>> No.17184853

As a warning to everyone, she pukes into the food and eats it, I believe, that's what I've heard other people say, but I want to warn people regardless

>> No.17184860

I can forgive bacon, but I can't forgive the cream.

This might taste good (although I doubt it), but it is not carbonara.

>> No.17184866

that's clearly an american living in germany

>> No.17184877

Only that Orangutans and Humans are in the same family.

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>> No.17184895
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How the hell is that guy able to keep himself from gagging? The stench of vomit alone is enough to trigger my gag reflex.

>> No.17184948

brehs i want to go back to monke

>> No.17184959

this guy probably wonders why hemiparesis struck exactly him of all people

>> No.17184967

The lord works in mysterious ways.

>> No.17184968
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grow up

>> No.17184970

I'm doing the adult thing by warning people

>> No.17184971

can someone post the carrot cutting one? dont have it anymore.

>> No.17184972

why do you need a video for this its a fucking ready meal.

>> No.17184974

with no survivors

>> No.17184977

such a unsatisfying video

>> No.17184978

Eew dill

>> No.17184982

Jack's a short guy.

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>> No.17185005

Thanks, you saved me. I just wanted comfy food webms

>> No.17185024

Is this a snake? That looks like a lot of agony

>> No.17185102

orangutan means 'man of the forest' in Malay

>> No.17185181

I'm assuming an eel

>> No.17185189

why are they doing this to him alive:(

>> No.17185294

No one is asking for your forgiveness faggot. Carbonara is better with cream and everyone knows it.

>> No.17185428

Those are muscle spasms, the head is missing so they just decapitated, skinned and gutted it.

>> No.17185444

I was hoping this was the case. Thank you :)

>> No.17185451

There is like 3 bites there? I would starve to death before I left the parking lot of the trail.

>> No.17185482
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Have you considered not being a fat ass?

>> No.17185484

Staged and gay.

>> No.17185501

That's fucking stupid. Just make pasta salad. It'll easily last 3 days in a tupperware, and you don't need to waste your time dehydrating zucchini and parsely like a faggot.

>> No.17185509
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It's more about space and weight. You don't want to carry heavy or bulky things while backpacking, so that's what this aims to do.

>> No.17185526

This anon hikes

>> No.17185901

Based Arnie just starts eating

>> No.17185906

>Doesn't get it
it's ok anon just don't go backpacking

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>> No.17185926

arnie is a pozzed faggot

>> No.17185931

damn, jack made cement mix for those chicken tenders

>> No.17185935

god i want to be that big mac

>> No.17185941

you can go back now

>> No.17185943
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i need therapy because i got jealous of a big mac

>> No.17185944

>red bliss
its fucking green

>> No.17185946

Why do people still have their dick in his ass? This was funny for exactly one webm/video. After that it became absolutely boring and a spamfest

>> No.17185956

>this kills the italian

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>> No.17186317

Some people do dialogue
And some people do action

>> No.17186326

Arnie, the persona and actor is based. Arnold Schwarzenegger, the shitty fucking politician, is a faggot.

>> No.17186353

Why wouldn't you just salt the water then put the potatoes in?

>> No.17186375

I would not try water and plastic in a microwave either

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>> No.17187149

>German on the food packaging
>"American cooking"
Nice try, Ahmed

>> No.17187165

I love how people have turned it into a weird fetish, but armpit-onigiri is actually a very traditional way of making it.

>> No.17187676

is that fucking banana bread

>> No.17187704
File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, Mongolian Beef Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.17187862

This looks great.

>> No.17188035

Seems like the lady making this was also dehydrated

>> No.17188066

italian food is gross

>> No.17188075

Is this ja/ck/?

>> No.17188486

Needs more Snickers
The chocolate was overkill but I'd go to your restaurant just to experience the absurdity at least once ig.

>> No.17188503
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try whacking a tin of cat food grade tuna into broken up ramen in a plastic bowl. oil too. now add the beef sachet. half fill with boiling water and eat while it's still crunchy. more than enough carbs and protein to survive another day of the farm. salty? sure. but even basic farm tips like loose shirts, no bra or belt etcetera will counter that. and always, always stay hydrated.

>t.former backpacker

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>> No.17188996

Haven't seen this one before.

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>> No.17189080

Why is Finland so faggy?

>> No.17189101

how does he get out

>> No.17189133
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>> No.17189168

the heat of the plastic cooks the nord's genetic line

>> No.17189223

post it

>> No.17189366
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He has to seed all the feed.

>> No.17189393
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The guy on the left just got out of prison.
The guy on the right works for a meme page on the Internet.

>> No.17189412

marry me woman

>> No.17189416

im just glad she's not throwing up on his noodles

>> No.17189421
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>cat food

>> No.17189424

has she done a part two to atone for her sins yet?

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Have a heart you pair. This could be you one day.

>> No.17189553

That deshelling technique is impressive.

>> No.17189588

>easy Mongolian beef
>Flank steak

Thanks hipsters for jacking up the price of what used to be cheap cuts of beef.

>> No.17189729

it's an ad for a ready meal

>> No.17189735

>This might taste good (although I doubt it), but it is not carbonara.
when are italians going to tire of repeating this stupid fucking catchphrase? no one is impressed that you know a recipe

>> No.17189747

you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.17189769
File: 1.81 MB, 270x480, carbonara.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I see the thread has once more descended into 'nara autism.
Italians should just own up to the fact that Asians do it better.


>> No.17189788

With apes I feel like it's alright to map obvious pan-primate reactions like surprise or sexual pleasure. Orangs are also by /far and away/ the least violent and most even-tempered great ape, which makes it all the easier to keep up with reactions, since you can kinda tell what he must be thinking, unlike with a chimp or gorilla where you have to take into account how much of a nigger they might be being in their head

>> No.17189803

the fucking suggestive sausage eating is what kills me

>> No.17189840

Oh nice, someone reuploaded that classic. I was looking for it a while ago and it seemed like the original channel was disappeared.

>> No.17189905

Does the sand make it taste better?

>> No.17189944

Jack probably doesn't reflect on anything.

>> No.17189976

Looks like shit but I guess it's fine if you are homeless

>> No.17190051

cant shitalians afford meat on their noodles bolognese? what a waste of effort

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>> No.17190214

The sand is there to hire the pipes. It's a little show for the tourists.

>> No.17190238

no the guy on the left is a staged video

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Here, have the color corrected version.

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>> No.17191238

Looks good. I've enjoyed bingsu the few times I've had it.

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>> No.17191435

How can that butt looks big and nonexistent at the same time?
It's like she trained her butt like hell, but it was just not meant to be

>> No.17191449

wow, mongolians really love their corn starch

>> No.17191454

Y'all got any videos you want as webms?

>> No.17191470

Why the hell do you need complex backpacking recipes?
Just eat basic shit like legumes and fast cooking rice/pasta, you are not supposed to open a restaurant in the wild
This is just retarded

>> No.17191483 [DELETED] 

>the pasta cooks the egg

>> No.17191506

Yum, microplastics.

>> No.17191518
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>> No.17191708

Marie's tomato sauce.

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>> No.17191910

>stone cold eggs while the rest of the meal cooks
No fucking thanks.

>> No.17191919
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sorry, got lost in the sauce

>> No.17191927
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this one kills the /cooker/

>> No.17191930
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got cut before the stir

>> No.17191963

Legend, I didn't think you'd actually do it.

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>> No.17192241

what is that thing

>> No.17192319

a man(slaughter-er)

>> No.17192326

buckle up, buckaroo

>> No.17192536
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>> No.17192594

Cornstarch gives beef a very different texture. Also is great as a thickener without adding or detracting flavors.

>> No.17192698

Potato starch thickens real well too. I always hear Pepin's voice in my head.
>E thicken on contack

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>> No.17192896

The skinned, gut it, then decapitated it, in that order.

>> No.17192944

We don't deserve them.

>> No.17192955

Why doesn't he scoop the spices?

>> No.17192992
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>> No.17192999

>dude just eat like a fucking savage
>so fucking epic

>> No.17193028
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>> No.17193031

those are mashed taters

>> No.17193036

pulled pork + nacho cheese + tortilla chips = heaven

>> No.17193042
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>> No.17193053

what makes this quarantine chili

>> No.17193081
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>> No.17193088
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oh no hohol bros...

>> No.17193094

because its a bijo right in front of him

>> No.17193189

one? there's a dozen jack webms and they're all just as bad

>> No.17193206

That is so much fucking Dill Jesus Christ.

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>> No.17193220

>those quick glimpses of her black panties
this makes me thirsty

>> No.17193225

God I fucking love apes.

>> No.17193650

Women are liars. She wears tight pants pulled up high so it shows the shape of her ass. It's like a pushup bra for asses.

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>> No.17193693

No one on /ck/ is Italian.

>> No.17193723

Kek! This dude is a walking comedy sketch.

>> No.17193733

Nigger what?

>> No.17193740

how many calories is that

>> No.17193949

>no rice

>> No.17194020

I am, gabagool

>> No.17194038

>Orangs are also by /far and away/ the least violent and most even-tempered great ape

>> No.17194057

mad skill, dawg

>> No.17194067

Gibbons aren't "great" apes.
(Technically, Euell Gibbons was a great ape, as are we all, but he is no longer with us.)

>> No.17194215

>he is no longer with us

>> No.17194285

she dirites like 12 utensils/dishes to make food that can be eaten with a single bowl

>> No.17194823

At the end, why does he put the pot of raw eggs onto the cook top. Is he cooking them dry?

>> No.17194886

>who else but choons?
>nooooo rayciss noooooo not all choons
mass genocide choons, NOW

>> No.17194942
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How the mighty have fallen.
Never thought I'd see Ant working in a sausage factory.

>> No.17194965
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She's got that John Lennon asscrack

>> No.17194966

>Uses a spoon to slowly add layer after layer of whipped cream
>Brings a pastry bag for the last one

>> No.17194999
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Say no more

>> No.17195015
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this looks really good, would totally eat

>> No.17195017
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Just two dudes selling meat

>> No.17195043
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I say this with absolute sincerity; the most unsettling thing in that webm is the guy's haircut.

>> No.17195050
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what's wrong with his haircut?

>> No.17195055

I don't know. There's just something about it that makes me think that video isn't the weirdest thing he's done.

>> No.17195151

Two spoons of peanut butter have more calories than that and you dont have to clean half your kitchen gear

>> No.17195227

he probably also does piss and scat porn where he has to swallow excrements

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>> No.17196878

This is literally how all fast food and junk food is made.

>> No.17196959

you own one for jerky and can sometimes try that kinda gay shit.

>> No.17196982

>people think my sauce has a great deal of oil on it
>and it does.

>> No.17196996

+ black rice vinegar, toasted sesame oil (that looked untoasted), sugar or mirin, cheese and cold cut strips on egg, lotsa black pepper, something hot, 4x garlic, and you got my goto quorean ramen. not too big a fan of sesame seeds tho.

>> No.17197082

every time I see this he has to have burnt the fuck out of his hand when he grabbed the metal part

>> No.17197171

i wish i didnt hate making pasta

>> No.17197177

what a fucking behemoth

>> No.17197243

This is from a Japanese movie called Tampopo. Me and a friend watched it last week.

>> No.17197260

Arnold is a known human food trashcan.

>> No.17198066

0:03 god i wish that were me

>> No.17198096

Aren't there toxins in beverage cans?

>> No.17198126

The phone on the meat containers.
Is a miracle he hasn't died yet

>> No.17198219

I once saw it in a cinema at my local film festival, would recommend too

>> No.17198651

The mouth cooks the egg

>> No.17198780

Exposed yourself as being Italian American. If you weren't born and raised in Italy you aren't Italian.

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>> No.17198990

First webm recipe I've been tempted to try.

>> No.17198994

That image misses a word

>> No.17199275

How long can you cook tomato in a cast iron before it break the seasoning?

>> No.17199321

I bet her farts are pretty nice

>> No.17199331

God I wish that were me

>> No.17199335
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>> No.17199344

>Carry around several kilograms of cooked food in the heat
Have you been camping before

>> No.17199371

Yeah fructose, ethanol, and sucralose

>> No.17199397

Who dat

>> No.17199410
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>> No.17199655

>the italian seething cooks the egg

>> No.17199674

thats really stupid and only of value if you dont have a bottle & glass, yet have a fuckhueg chinknife..?

>> No.17199698

Monica Galetti, one of the judges on bong masterchef.

>> No.17199723
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>not doing absolutely everything possible with your fuckhueg chinknife
I guess maybe they can get it thinner that way, I just roll out a big sheet and use a pastry ring, but I can see the appeal of being able to make wrappers individually from a single dough sausage.

>> No.17199769

>I can see the appeal of being able to make wrappers individually from a single dough sausage.
i cant, unless your working surface is extremely tiny. and dont forget you have to oil it each time.
dunno why you would need pastry rings, glasses suffice for mass productions out of a sheet, and if you need different sizes there is different mugs or just cutting up the sausage into pieces of your desired size and rolling em.

>> No.17199836

No newfag, that's from a German TV show about American cooking.

Your bmi, general health and food situation is news here, and reason for genuine public concern because your excesses aren't wanted here.

>> No.17200079

The two advantages I see are you don't have to mess around with re-rolling the scraps, so the dough stays more consistent, and it seems relatively quick. And you use a fuckoff huge knife to do it, three advantages.

>> No.17200111

>And you use a fuckoff huge knife to do it,
ok yeah, thats the one i cant argue with.
the dough consistency seems moot (who?) to me, because who the fuck counts how many times you kneaded a dough. rerolling scraps is only the case if you stamp a sheet and dont roll cut balls (im mildly impressed that one came to mind naturally).
so basically its kitchen showmanship. oh well, ill try it one of these days, just got a kg of mince anyway.
tho my preferred method is the pasta roller and stamping, a shame its a bitch for me to setup because my working surface and kitchen are tiny and i have to juggle everything about since my kitchen is Filled with cooking shit. and not only the kitchen..

>> No.17200263

Animals do have emotions though. They don't have to be human emotions to still be emotions.

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i love pasta

>> No.17202275

is this ja/ck/'s wife?

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>> No.17202492

Fucking hipsters ruining everything

>> No.17202568

I don't know about you guys, but all I understood was BACON am I right?

>> No.17202578

Is that Bumfights?

>> No.17202588

All the Masterchefs are garbage, except for Masterchef Australia

>> No.17202632

Imagine her runny shits after all that oil

>> No.17202706

Actually best post lmao

>> No.17202781

Wifey material.

>> No.17203298

Masterchef Australia is fucking insane. Everyone else is making normal person food and they're doing molecular gastronomy bullshit by day two.

>> No.17203360

I love how much kinder they are with Maro Pierre

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>> No.17203419

Why is that bastard eating Muddy Mudskipper?

>> No.17203562
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that fish was built like a khachapurri

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>> No.17203776

The fag on the left is a fag
The guy on the right who "just got out of prison" is staged

>> No.17203803

After being digested the quarantine chilli has a half-life of about 30 years

>> No.17203829

Do Americans really

>> No.17204457

this has no affect on me, her ass is too small.
honestly thought this was thinspo until she sat on it

>> No.17204465

but why

>> No.17204472

How fucking stupid and pointless. Just pick the fucking knife up

>> No.17204501
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>carrying around full Tupperware out on a hot trail

>> No.17204645

the addition of chicken stock powder and jarred parmesan seems interesting, i personally try to keep it as pure as possible. i like to fry some red onions with the bacon and really let them caramelize in the bacon fat, then i put a big dollop of creme fraiche and a ton of black pepper and mix it all up.

>> No.17204771

The monkey really had a mind broken moment there. It probably no longer trust physics and is a paranoid mess.

>> No.17204915

A contender appears.

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>> No.17205305

Bro I need to learn that deshelling technique holy fuck that's cool

>> No.17205323

Ah, that's what the blurry guy is eating, isn't it

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>> No.17205424

how does he get out

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>> No.17205442

Why do you keep writing American when these are clearly Germans

>> No.17205449

Great part of the vid that's missing here is when they show his pizza oven. He literally throws trash cardboard and plant refuse into it to keep the fire going. Shit's wild.

>> No.17205458

>is it like schnapps?

>> No.17205459

Because fucking retards like you keep replying to it.

>> No.17205471
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Nobody gives a fuck. Go away Italian, it's time for you Moors to be Less.

>> No.17205523

>adds cornstarch and water

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>> No.17205554
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>> No.17205757

>monica visits anon's kitchen
Bitch all I did was put a frozen pizza in the oven, can you stop making faces?

>> No.17205765

>carry around the dehydrated food and the water to add back in
What's the difference, anon?

>> No.17205787

>avocado oil

>> No.17205803
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I have a Food dehydrator, (You) don't.

>> No.17205863

>hiking and shit to be in nature
>brings along modern conveniences like a fag

>> No.17205878

looks like soup

>> No.17205903

>32 million views

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>> No.17205965

If you bring any of that with you, you didn't hike shit.

>> No.17205971
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Welcome to 2022...

>> No.17206473

What, do you like, go places without cellphone service? How do you post your #vacay #naturegirl #bestlife #selfies ?

>> No.17206479

>hiking =/= camping

>> No.17206582

i would personally suck every one of their dicks, i love deenz

>> No.17206663

wow thats fucking disgusting
t. american

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He's a champion, you're nothing.

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>> No.17207464

My microwave only goes up to 60.

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