/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:43:18 2021 No.17172419 [Reply] [Original]

I made you a Christmas cookie /ck/. We hosted a party for the leftovers in the friendgroup who didn’t have anywhere to go. Happy holidays!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:45:32 2021 No.17172429 File: 3.17 MB, 4032x3024, 43D4EBC0-1A3D-4C29-99BF-A8237AB7D1D7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are the rest we made. Pick your favorite if you want. Made by buzzed 25 year olds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:45:44 2021 No.17172430 >>17172419 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:47:22 2021 No.17172435 >>17172419 Looks like shit retard go suck every dick in ISIS then kill yourself in front of your family

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:49:12 2021 No.17172442 >>17172435 Rude. I hope you find happiness this holiday season anon. I love you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:50:14 2021 No.17172448 >>17172429 I'll take the SS stocking pair, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:51:08 2021 No.17172452 >>17172442 I love you insufferable faggots too

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:56:23 2021 No.17172463 >>17172419 it looks like shit, thanks I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:57:25 2021 No.17172465 >>17172419 Thanks.

Anonymous Fri Dec 24 00:59:24 2021 No.17172472

>>17172429
>buzzed 25 year olds
This picture of vaguely familiar designs with haphazard decoration interspersed with complete mental breakdown sorts of design furthers my theory that children are just adults drunk on wacky hormones. We don't really mature, our body just slowly stops producing wackjob juice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 01:04:30 2021 No.17172483 >>17172472 If you can figure out exactly what wackjob juice is and start selling it you are goign to be richer than a mother fucker

Anonymous Fri Dec 24 01:11:13 2021 No.17172504

>>17172483
Part of the fun of wackjob juice is the randomization of the cocktail. A little serotonin applied here, a little dopamine there, so on and so forth, but usually at off-set timing for proper stimulus training. Then you get to puberty, and it's just all or nothing with whateverthefuck is left over from the previous episode. We're left to sort it all out through adulthood until our body says fuck it all and eventually stops producing anything in useful quantity. Maybe some AI randomization algorithm could make wackjob juice worth it, but that's a whole new level of designer wackjob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 11:38:43 2021 No.17173878 >>17172463 Ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 11:42:43 2021 No.17173890 >>17172463 lmfao this.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11"> Your fortune: You're on the nice list![/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 13:06:48 2021 No.17174165 >>17172419 wholesome. Happy holidays, OP

Anonymous Fri Dec 24 13:15:33 2021 No.17174191
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Thanks anon. Merry Christmas to you as well. Here is our collection so far, oven is still going.
Ignore the sugar cookies in front, they were decorated by the youngsters and are kinda a hot mess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 13:19:23 2021 No.17174216 File: 3.60 MB, 4032x3024, D1343B91-9009-4679-B7B8-FCAE3B336D2A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17174191 Some slightly less derpy sugar cookies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 16:42:27 2021 No.17174901 >>17174216 Hey, lookin good!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 16:46:25 2021 No.17174918 >>17172429 what maniac outlined their cookie in black frosting<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53"> Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes![/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 16:56:25 2021 No.17174946 >>17174918 >Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes! Why is this /s4s/ shit suddenly everywhere on here

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 16:58:30 2021 No.17174955 >>17174946 christmas cheer :)<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11"> Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas![/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 17:18:59 2021 No.17175043 >>17172419 MERRY CHRISTMAS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 17:26:00 2021 No.17175070 >>17172419 Thanks anon merry Christmas<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc"> Your fortune: Blessed Yule![/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 17:30:00 2021 No.17175081 File: 47 KB, 339x500, DbvFWHqWkAA8nva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17172419 FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 18:42:31 2021 No.17175335 >>17172429 Your snowflakes look jewish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 19:54:07 2021 No.17175599 >>17175335 Two of my friends are Jewish

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 22:31:13 2021 No.17176055 >>17175599 Why?<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa"> Your fortune: Feliz Navidad![/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 22:34:28 2021 No.17176062 File: 219 KB, 500x1200, german_sugar_cookie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17172419 I got grams making my favorite sugar cookies right now breh fr fr

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 22:36:35 2021 No.17176071 >>17172429 Wow. Utter shit. Fucking embarrassing, my 4 year old could make better cookies

>>	Smurf-fag Fri Dec 24 22:45:05 2021 No.17176091 >>17174191 Is that buff steven universe? the one on the far right on that same row looks like a ben 10 alien.<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01"> Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house![/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 22:48:24 2021 No.17176099 File: 341 KB, 1920x1280, 1489953076007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made you all cookies too!!! Merry Christmas anons!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 24 23:58:03 2021 No.17176290 >>17174946 check ‘em<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53"> Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah![/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 25 10:45:24 2021 No.17177446 >>17172429 You don't even have to say it. Everyone knows you're American.<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d"> Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 25 12:49:36 2021 No.17177763 >>17176055 Because they’re my friends and I don’t care if they practice a different religion

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