LAST MEAL ON EARTH

[Anonymous No.17170466]

Before execution. What would you have them make, if you had all the choice in the world? I would go for a starter of Italian minestrone soup with cheese and charcuterie and crusty bread, then pan seared foie gras with grilled veggies and fries, and apfelstrudel for dessert. Served with Pilsner Urquell and Tokaji aszu dessert wine.

[Anonymous No.17170482]

Ikura don teishoku with some salmon sashimi on the side and chawamushi
>inb4 weeb
if not available: crawfish and/or crab boil

[Anonymous No.17170486]

>>17170482
to add on: genmai cha for the jap option, unsweet ice tea for the boils

[Anonymous No.17170489]

Microwave quesadillas and dr pepper

[Anonymous No.17170533]

>>17170466
bump because I like these kinda threads

[Anonymous No.17170558]

>>17170466
18 vaquita tenderloins, battered and deep-fried.

[Anonymous No.17170564]

>>17170466
If I was on death row for dozens of years working my way through the appellate circuit and failing at every step down, even to the point of trying to convince the governor of my state to show the faintest amount of mercy and am still denied then I want to cook my last meal. I want access to a kitchen and ingredients of my choosing. I need a sous vide set up, a pellet grill smoker, and a stove top. I need scallops, belly bacon, full rack of St Louis cut spareribs, A5 Wagyu ribeye, and finally a lobster tail. For veggies I need 4 red onions. Also I need apple cider vinegar, sugar, cornstarch, and a bunch of ghee. First thing is getting up early on death row to start the smoker. The rack of ribs have to smoke at 225 for 4 hours. After a couple of hours wrap the ribs in aluminum foil and have some apple cider vinegar in the pouch. Next make some red pickled onions. Vacuum seal and sous vide the tails, ribeye, and the bacon wrapped scallops with generous amounts of ghee in the bags at 130°F for 30-40 minutes. Sauce the ribs and uncover. Get a cast iron with a nice layer of hot ghee in the pan. Bathe in hot ghee the lobster, steak, and finally sear the bacon. Plate my surf and turf with a side of bacon wrapped scallops and full rack of smokehouse ribs. Eat. Then die.

[Anonymous No.17170590]

full english breakfast, 4 fried eggs, 3 sausages, 2 rashers of thick bacon, blood pudding, sauteed mushroom and spinach and grilled tomato generously seasoned with herbs and some minced garlic, fried bread, avocado, a pot of pourover coffee, a pint of milk and a nice refreshing glass of ice water

id leave out the beans because im not a*glo enough to enjoy them

[Anonymous No.17170608]

Anything after this post must follow the 40 dollar rule.
Mexican tamales and tamarindo juice

[Anonymous No.17170670]

>>17170608
>Anything after this post must follow the 40 dollar rule.
If I had to pick something on a budget I would go for tomato soup and prosciutto pizza. With a few good beers.

[Anonymous No.17170689]

>>17170466
>What would you have them make
you no longer get to request a last meal. you get whatever is on the menu. please end this fetish.

[Anonymous No.17170737]

>>17170689
But that takes all the fun out of the death penalty

[Anonymous No.17170783]

I would have a bowl of Sapporo-style ramen, as it is the last meal I had with my wife outside of a hospital before she died of cancer.
She had never been to Sapporo and felt strong that weekend, and said we should go. So we took a train from Osaka. The morning after we got back she had to be admitted.
I hope it is the last thing I eat before I pass from this world myself.

[Anonymous No.17170892]

>>17170466
vegan version of zaxby's kickin' chickin, 3 of them, with milk tea and an affogato

[Anonymous No.17170993]

New rules: you are now starved to death in solitary confinement for your execution. What do you eat?

[Anonymous No.17171014]

>>17170993
start with my left leg

[Anonymous No.17171921]

>>17170783
>I hope
Make it so.

[Anonymous No.17171928]

>>17170689
that's just texas, dipshit

[Anonymous No.17171931]

>>17170783
if you want to post gay shit like this go to reddit

[Anonymous No.17171940]

bottle of bourbon with a giant steak and various americana sides

[Anonymous No.17171958]

>>17170466
>pilsner urquell
Mmm did I brew thaaaat?

[Anonymous No.17171959]

>>17170466
T. Swifts unwashed asshole

[Anonymous No.17172781]

>>17170466
Depends on what they know well. I'd rather have something I'm vaguely familiar with done really well than something I'm very familiar with done poorly. Provided they aren't a total fuckup in my area, chicken fried steak, pickles, mashed potatoes, macerated berries and vanilla frozen custard. If I'm really about to die, I doubt I'd want to eat it, but oh well. I dun gone an fucked up.

[Anonymous No.17172785]

>>17170466
Oreos and milk

[Anonymous No.17172845]

the real question is what is your last meal before taking the vaxx. chances of death or losing your sense of taste and smell are just too high bros

[Anonymous No.17173307]

>>17172845
That's not a real question. You made up that question. Ergo it's a make believe question not a real question.

[Anonymous No.17173456]

>>17170564
Could it be possible for me to request you to make that as my last meal if my last bit on the clock comes first? Holy shit man.

[Anonymous No.17173475]

>>17170564
What a waste of a 10/10 cram it up my ass setup

[Anonymous No.17173488]

>>17173456
I'd be willing to cook such a meal for fun but I can't eat all that in one sitting. I figure if I were dying it wouldn't matter that I've had 8 pounds of red meat and seafood. But to answer your question: it would be an honor to cook such a meal for you, my good friend.

[Anonymous No.17173552]

>>17171959
based

[Anonymous No.17173579]

>>17170466
McChicken

[Anonymous No.17173714]

>>17171959
Bro, she poops from there. I mean, I bet she pinches a clean loaf everytime, but still. her urine probably washes it a little too but I mean come on

[Anonymous No.17173751]

>what's your last meal?
>all you can eat buffet
>never claim to be done, just "getting ready for the next helping"
>get so fat that i qualify as disabled
>argue that they have to accomodate me at home due to my disability
>cucked legal system has to comply
>now get free food forever in my home

[Anonymous No.17175382]

[Anonymous No.17175456]

>>17170564
>here's todays regular menu instead dickhead, you deserve no mercy for raping and killing a 7/11 clerk

[Anonymous No.17175527]

>>17170466
Burger with pepper jack cheese
Curly fries

[Anonymous No.17175559]

Cod or haddock with malt vinegar, onion rings and a couple pints of Guinness

[Anonymous No.17175784]

Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.17176494]

I was watching one of those Lockup-style shows about death row inmates and they talked to one who said when it was his turn he'd ask for
>A couple of them Whopper sandwiches from Burger King
he had been in prison for something like 20 years, and while the Whopper remains the best thing on the Burger King menu, I wonder if he would be disappointed at their decline in quality

He had the right general idea though. You want to name an actual restaurant, or else they just assign some of the kitchen staff to do it.

[Anonymous No.17176857]

Pot of shrimp boiled live with ginger and spring onion, served with rice vinegar and more ginger. Tiger skin peppers. Huangjiu. Rice.
My grandma made this once minus the booze and it's probably the comfiest meal I can think of.

[Anonymous No.17176859]

hot chocolate, apple pie

[Anonymous No.17176913]

>>17170466
a decent new york slice of pizza, pepporoni. with some slightly spicy cheese sauce to dip the crust in after, you know the cheese sauce that has tiny bits of jalepeno in it.

a nice filet mignon and a large pepsi with ice

[Anonymous No.17176915]

>>17176494
>He had the right general idea though. You want to name an actual restaurant, or else they just assign some of the kitchen staff to do it.
good point. but keep in mind that burger king will taste good as fuck to him. i only spent one month in jail and when i had my first fast food it was so sweet and good.

[Anonymous No.17176934]

Something that's impossible to get so they'd spend forever trying to get it, delaying my death indefinitely

[Anonymous No.17176953]

>>17176915
>>17176494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJdr2FU9go

[Anonymous No.17176975]

>>17176934
yes but then you would starve to death

[Anonymous No.17176985]

>>17170466
Starter is fried camembert with cranberry sauce. Dinner is my mother's meatballs in sauce, on french fries, smothered in cheddar. Dessert would be brownies and vanilla ice cream with raspberry sauce drizzled on top.

[Anonymous No.17177063]

If I’m imprisoned in New York I’d ask for a spicy pepperoni slice from Prince Street, a cheese slice from Joe’s, and a can of Dr Pepper

[Anonymous No.17177894]

>>17177063
you're really going to get only 2 slices of pizza, from different places?

>>17176985
once again we have a person who doesn't understand
>MY MOTHER'S __________
they're not gonna get your mom to cook it you moron

[Anonymous No.17177904]

>>17175456
But boss. I'm here for crimes against God.

[Anonymous No.17177939]

>>17173751
You die from the sodium intake before the first week is done

[Anonymous No.17177983]

>>17177939
>>17173751
>You die from the sodium intake before the first week is done
no, they refuse his stupid request because it's completely unreasonable and an obvious attempt at being funny with his last meal
they give him the regular meal from the kitchen

so sick of these threads where every other post is
>Haha I'd make them find a rare truffle so it would take forever!
>Never-ending buffet!
>I'd ask them to give me something that makes me POOP A LOT LMAO THEN THEY HAVE TO CLEAN UP MY POOP
every single fucking time