/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17165622]

>Welcome tuh MacDonalds. Go 'head when you ready

[Anonymous No.17165630]

>>17165622
o-oops this isn't the Safeway parking lot!
*drives off because McDonald's is AIDS in food form*

[Anonymous No.17165636]

But i haven't ordered yet

[Anonymous No.17165642]

>>17165622
give you head when im ready?

[Anonymous No.17165648]

>>17165622
Go where? I just got here

[Anonymous No.17165652]

>>17165648
They meant "go 'head on" it means to produce a pistol and to start shooting.

[Anonymous No.17165662]

Yeah, I'll have uhhhhhhh 2 Big N' Tasty's, 3 parfaits, 2 Jalapeno McDoubles, and 2 snack wraps. Oh, throw in an order of Might Wings too, please.

[Anonymous No.17165665]

>>17165662
>Big N' Tasty's,
Those were good.

[Anonymous No.17165675]

>>17165662
haha nice apu, but maybe you should try a salad!

[Anonymous No.17165679]

>>17165622
Gimme uuuh mufuggin 10 pees wit swee 'n' sawa meel wid uhhhhhh orunj fantuh

[Anonymous No.17165695]

>Reddit talks about how half of McD's employees are adults
>This is supposed to make me want to increase their wages
I hate McWagies so much and they are completely incompetent

[Anonymous No.17165703]

>>17165622
1 Mcgangbanger and one small fry

[Anonymous No.17165711]

>>17165695
idk brother, there's a cute cashier girl that works at my local one. literally the only reason why i go there more than a few times a month

[Anonymous No.17165713]

>>17165662
Wings didnt last long. I thought they were OK

[Anonymous No.17165735]

>>17165711
McGF McSex and free Mcds

[Anonymous No.17165736]

Will you be ordering on the app today anon?

[Anonymous No.17165741]

>>17165736
I only do that for Chick-Fil-A. I don't even say please or thank you at McDonalds. They're always super rude regardless.

[Anonymous No.17165743]

>>17165711
She fucks the kitchen niggers, trust me.

[Anonymous No.17165747]

>>17165741
>taking and eating food from people that hate you

[Anonymous No.17165748]

>>17165743
i live in south dakota, there's only like 3 of them in the entire state.

[Anonymous No.17165749]

>17165743 (You)
delusional tr*nnoid bbc fetishist detected

[Anonymous No.17165757]

>>17165622
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce

Don't be frontin son no seeds on the bun

We be up in this drive thru order for two

I got a craving for a number 9.. like my shoe

We need some chicken up in here...in this dizzle

Forizzle mah nizzle, extra salt on the frizzle

Doctor peppa my brotha, another for your motha

Double double supersize and don't forget the fries

[Anonymous No.17165758]

>>17165711
Ask her out. If she rejects you say "At least I dont work at Mcdonalds you stupid bitch!"

[Anonymous No.17165761]

>>17165747
what food establishment besides chick-fil-a is only staffed by whites

[Anonymous No.17165762]

>>17165749
i dunno he sounds like he's just weighing likely possibilities and assuming worst case. but you can assume she's pure

[Anonymous No.17165764]

>>17165761
My personal kitchen.

[Anonymous No.17165766]

>>17165748
Well I live in North Dakota and we get all of Minnesotas leftover somalis.

[Anonymous No.17165771]

>>17165766
my condolences, do not send them down here.

[Anonymous No.17166795]

Hey braddah let me get da McTeri wit a saimin an a haupia pie. Shoots.

[Anonymous No.17166807]

>>17165622
open bobs show vagene

[Anonymous No.17166824]

>>17165757
based. absolute classic.

[Anonymous No.17166851]

>>17165622
>ummmm, could i get uhhh the bob chipman challenge? the bob chipman challenge. i saw it uhhhhh on a website called 4channel.

[Anonymous No.17166878]

>>17165622
Do you still serve the big 'n' tasty?

[Anonymous No.17166884]

>>17165622
I'll have a frozen coke and a soft serve.

[Anonymous No.17166888]

>>17165761
How does in and out hold up never been to one.

[Anonymous No.17166892]

>>17165622
>...but if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Jew had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day...

[Anonymous No.17166917]

>>17166888
Only had it once, in Commiefornia, and it was extremely underwhelming.

[Anonymous No.17166919]

>>17165736
never stop asking

[Anonymous No.17166974]

>>17166917
I dont care about the food motherfucker, who worked there.

[Anonymous No.17166982]

>>17166974
...it's California, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.17167135]

Everyone forgot about the Clubhouse Burger, but I remember
>bacon
>grilled onions
>white cheddar
>lettuce+tomato
>bigmac sauce
>butter bun or something
>1/4lb burger or chicken

[Anonymous No.17167177]

>>17165622
2 spicy chicken sandwiches
and um...a medium iced coffee with french vanilla flavoring

[Anonymous No.17168140]

>>17165652
Head on? Apply directly to the forehead.

[Anonymous No.17168638]

>>17165622
Two McChickens, no shred, large fry
That's all

[Anonymous No.17168642]

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17168925]

Bros, how do I get over my anxiety during the first minute of ordering? Lately I've been trying to start with some small talk about the weather and holiday season, then when I calm down a bit I'll move to a quick one liner joke and finally once I stop stuttering I'll get to my order. It takes around a minute but it really helps me to chill out, do you guys have any other tips?

[Anonymous No.17168966]

>>17165652
lol

[Anonymous No.17168972]

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

[Anonymous No.17169029]

>>17165622
>I uh can I uh get a big mac FLLLLLLLLBRRRRRRRBFFFFFFFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq3l5o34gDI

[Anonymous No.17169065]

>2 crispy ranch snack wraps
>Quarter pounder with cheese+bacon
>large root beer no ice
>Large fries
>hot sauce
>Shamrock Shake (if march)

Rate my order niggas

[Anonymous No.17169088]

>>17169029
oh god why is this so funny?

[Anonymous No.17169251]

>>17165622
I want to use the mobile app, you stupid bitch. I'm calling corporate for this.

[Anonymous No.17169256]

>>17165757
double cheeseburger doesn't have lettuce

[Anonymous No.17169281]

>>17165622
>Welcome tuh MacDonalds. Go 'head when you ready
Just a large coke, easy ice

[Anonymous No.17170136]

>>17165622
One big and tasty meal with coke please

[Anonymous No.17170215]

>Your total is $8.45, please pull up to the window.
>okay thank you kindly
>[background noise] hahahaha he thanked you lol
the meek WILL inherit the earth one day

[Anonymous No.17170221]

>>17165695
You are a redditor too, faggot. You are no better than them. Don't come here to complain about them like you're above them. Leave my board.

[Anonymous No.17170232]

>say order
>"wuh happen..?"
how to know i'm going to really enjoy ordering

[Anonymous No.17170251]

>Picrel driving thru a mcdonalds located in some shithole

[Anonymous No.17170262]

>>17167135
>Clubhouse deluxe with large fries and nuggets
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17170301]

>Big line at the drive through
>Pull up to the drive through menu
>Employee asks for a minute
>Tell them "Take your time, you guys are swamped!"

[Anonymous No.17170366]

>>17165652
kek

[Anonymous No.17170371]

>when they say they out of ckickie nuggies and you have to reverse your car through the drive-thru ally

[Anonymous No.17170465]

>>17165757
Based

[Anonymous No.17170476]

>>17165642
LMAO

[Anonymous No.17170483]

i wish i had a car just so i could eat. the local donald's dining room is closed.

[Anonymous No.17170521]

>>17170301
based good guy anon

[Anonymous No.17170585]

>>17169088
Because zoomer comedy

[Anonymous No.17170598]

>>17170215
holy fuck this infuriates me
they complain about the assholes
yet I'm always just a nice if quiet guy and I've had people laugh at it multiple times. Like just take the fucking thanks you cunt I'm Canadian fuck you
then I just feel shitty

[Anonymous No.17170604]

>>17165622
>yea can you uhm go in the 'sharables' tab and gimme the one thats a 40pc nuggets with 2L fries for 9.99
>yep its real
>yes and I'll have a large diet coke no ice
>6 honey mustards, please, thanks

[Anonymous No.17170617]

>>17170604
>yep its real
i might use that sometime i like those words

[Anonymous No.17170632]

>>17165757
crispy

[Anonymous No.17170672]

>>17170604
>yep it's real

[Anonymous No.17171027]

>>17167135
Dude I loved the Clubhouse
When my family visited New York in 2014 we were all dying from the flight, so just grabbed some Clubhouses, absolutely lovely

Glad they finally came to the UK a few years later

[Anonymous No.17172015]

>>17165622
Good [morning] [afternoon] [evening], I would like 2 double quarter pounders, extra onions and mustard please. Oh and a mcchicken deluxe please. Also a soda water (or shake if I'm in the mood). I used to get a medium fry almost every time but now I rarely do.

[Anonymous No.17172023]

>>17170604
>yep it’s real

[Anonymous No.17172293]

>>17170604
Gotta ask for extra napkins "for the boys"

[Anonymous No.17172352]

>>17165747
fuck off. gb2reddit.

[Anonymous No.17172373]

test

[Anonymous No.17172384]

yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lemme get a double quarter pounder with cheese meal, medium, and if ya'll ain't got no crispy snack wraps i'll take 2 mcchickens, otherwise 2 crispy snack wraps

[Anonymous No.17172385]

Uhhhhhhhhh

*Drives off

[Anonymous No.17172400]

I made you a Christmas cookie /ck/. We hosted a party for the leftovers in the friendgroup who didn’t have anywhere to go. Happy holidays!

[Anonymous No.17172407]

Pick your favorite if you want.

[Anonymous No.17172409]

>>17170604
>do we sell two liters of fries?

[Anonymous No.17172416]

>>17172400
cute!

[Anonymous No.17172454]

>Ey brutha I'm gonna be a buck fiddy witchu, fa real. I'm gonna need a double quarta pounda wit' cheese, a large orda a' french fries, a large sweet tea, and a 10 piece chicken nuggets you knaw I'm sayin'? Oh and get me some honey mussie and some wet pussy while ya at it nigga fa real.

[Anonymous No.17172533]

Hey gimmeh burger McBurger

[Anonymous No.17172676]

>>17165766
really? well, I'm from Dickinson and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "leftover somalis"

[Anonymous No.17172695]

>>17168642
damn it... i want to marry a burger

[Anonymous No.17172708]

>>17165662
when the fuck did mcdonalds discontinue parfaits i forgot they were a thing but were the shit in highschool for breakfast

[Anonymous No.17172712]

>>17165622
Hot cakes and a medium frappe. Yes, I know that got you wet. No, I do not want your number. I have to get home and watch cartoons.

[Anonymous No.17172776]

>>17165757
>Forizzle mah nizzle, extra salt on the frizzle

[Anonymous No.17172852]

>>17165622
Unlikely

More like “sorry we closed” as the Open sign flashes

[Anonymous No.17173199]

>>17165622
I'll take a large fries whilst I drive to BK