/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17153697]

I bought a bunch of different high quality european chocolate as christmas gifts and I've been trying them.
Exactly the same taste as the cheapest American chocolate.
Nice meme eurofats.

[Anonymous No.17153700]

Sure, sure. I believe you.

[Anonymous No.17153701]

>>17153697
> t. tastlet
Or
> t. Idiot who got scammed with counterfeit

[Anonymous No.17153703]

>>17153700
>>17153701
Seethe and jiggle

[Anonymous No.17153705]

>>17153697
>posted at 9:46 CET
Nice try you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.17153707]

>>17153703
I wish I could jiggle, but I don't have boobs ;_;

[Anonymous No.17153806]

>>17153697
You didn't buy anything and you started a useless thread. Goes in all fields.

[Anonymous No.17153853]

>>17153697
>Muh chocolates
Seriously, shoot yourself in the face

[Anonymous No.17153876]

>>17153697
Assuming there's any truth to this, which ones did you buy?

[Anonymous No.17153883]

>>17153697
Nice thread, amerishart

[Anonymous No.17153902]

>>17153697
Ok mutt, take a picture of it and post it.

[Anonymous No.17153924]

>High Quality Chocolate
>Uses Chocolate Buttons as OP picture
You wouldn't know high quality chocolate even if you ate it straight out of Andy Sixx's asshole.

[Anonymous No.17153976]

>>17153697
"European" chocolate sold in America...hm...

[Anonymous No.17153979]

>>17153697
Mind telling us which ones you bought?

[Anonymous No.17153983]

>>17153697
That's not how high quality chocolate looks.

[Anonymous No.17153996]

Lmao look at these seething europoors

[Anonymous No.17154046]

>>17153996
>makes up obvious bullshit story
>get called out on your bullshit
>"lmao triggered/offended eurotrash"
You're the one claiming to paying extra to buy our chocolate.

[Anonymous No.17154075]

>>17153697
the who point is you don’t have to waste time chopping up a block, and it melts quickly

[Anonymous No.17154092]

>>17154046
lmao triggered/offended eurotrash

[Anonymous No.17154117]

eurofags are so pathetic

[Anonymous No.17154143]

>>17153697
>tastebuds eroded after years of corn syrup
>Exactly the same

[Anonymous No.17154150]

>>17154143
i don't eat processed food in America. try again

[Anonymous No.17154167]

I didn’t know it was possible to be this much of a tastelet. Does everything taste the same to you? Lamb the same as chicken? Beef the same as venison? What an awful existence you have

[Anonymous No.17154192]

>>17154150
>i don't eat processed food in America
lol good joke

[Anonymous No.17154198]

>>17154192
The nearest grocery store with those products is 100s of miles away. I don't eat em.

[Anonymous No.17154213]

>>17154198
Don't bother, the Euro urbroach can't imagine life outside their dystopian hovels.
Let him have his imagination, it's all the freedom he has left.

[Anonymous No.17154215]

>>17154198
Lies. List your location and I’ll find a dollar general within 10 miles

[Anonymous No.17154222]

>>17154213
>unitedstatian rural larper doesn't understand the very degree to which his food is tainted
There's a reason we don't import amerilard meat

[Anonymous No.17154226]

>>17154222
He’s also lying. He thinks because he can “piss off his front porch” without neighbors close enough to complain, that he’s outside of civilization. I know this type of retard, eating nothing but processed food like little debbies and tastykake diabetes fuel

[Anonymous No.17154235]

>>17154222
>>17154226
I love uninformed eurocope.
for some reason /ck/ and /k/ are always flooded with you guys in the morning.

[Anonymous No.17154249]

>>17154215
I'm not going tell you, stalker bitch, where I live. The nearest dollar general is 155 miles away.

[Anonymous No.17154257]

>>17153924
lots of high quality chocolate does come in button format, its good for cooking also.

[Anonymous No.17154261]

>>17154249
Haha liar, I KNOW you’re lying. You’re some trailer trash loser pretending to be scared that da gubmint will track you if you post your approximate location. It’s okay tastelet redneck no one cares about you other than to laugh

[Anonymous No.17154276]

>>17154261
>i don't care
that's why you're trying so hard. why are you so lonely?

[Anonymous No.17154281]

>>17154235
I love ameridelusions. It's not 1950 anymore, you're not eating better than europeans.

[Anonymous No.17154289]

>>17154281
all of the thing that you talk poorly about the american food web, exist in the european one. same goes for all of the good things. we're one of the same, and you deserve to be made fun of for thinking your superior. now fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.17154290]

>>17154276
Yes yes I’m a gubmint agent tracking you down for insulting European chocolate, you’re very smart, redneck-kun

[Anonymous No.17154291]

>>17154290
and your lonesomeness

[Anonymous No.17154300]

>>17154289
>we're one of the same
lolno

[Anonymous No.17154304]

>>17154300
i've studied both food webs extensively. you have the same problems, and the same great qualities.

[Anonymous No.17154310]

There's a scientific reason European chocolate is superior.

American chocolate doesn't sell Europe because it contains butyric acid, which is found in vomit.

There's a reason luxury confectionery stores in the US limit their selection to Belgian and Swiss chocolates.

[Anonymous No.17154328]

>>17154310
Because the only chocolate made in the US is Hershey's milk chocolate.

[Anonymous No.17154338]

>>17154310
>>17154328
how many times are you faggots going to post this same bullshit lie. once again, why are you so lonely?

[Anonymous No.17154339]

>>17154304
>i've studied both food webs extensively
>while you were out partying, I studied the blade
In America "European" means of higher quality. In Europe, "American" is that shit they sell at Lidl

[Anonymous No.17154352]

>>17153707
Eat more chocolate. You'll get there.

[Anonymous No.17154433]

>>17154339
>In America "European" means of higher quality. In Europe, "American" is that shit they sell at Lidl
Pretty much

High quality watches: Audemars Piguet, Patek Philippe, Rolex, etc.

High quality cars: Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche

Wealthy Americans get champagne, poor Americans get "sparkling wine."

The only American food I buy is the Californian pistachios from Lidl...and that's because they're cheaper than all other available brands.

[Anonymous No.17154436]

>>17153697
those coins are for cooking because they melt easier when small

[Anonymous No.17154457]

>>17153697
Why even lie like that? I’ve eaten American Hershey’s and it tastes like vomit. Even something as basic as Lindt would be enough to blow the mind of your average yank.

[Anonymous No.17154463]

>>17154457
why is it that hershey's is the only american chocolate that eurofags know? and why do they think that the hershey's chocolate that they eat there, is the same here or anywhere.

[Anonymous No.17154465]

>>17154338
It’s not bullshit or a lie though. I went to the US on holiday about 15 years ago and my whole family tried a bit of Hershey’s. We all found it fucking disgusting because it literally tastes like vomit. We each managed about one bite.

[Anonymous No.17154469]

>>17154463
Huh? They don’t sell regular Hershey’s over here because no one would buy it. You have to go to the states to experience vomit chocolate. The fact that yanks think we are joking just shows that they can’t be trusted on anything chocolate related ever.

[Anonymous No.17154472]

>>17154339
>In America "European" means of higher quality

This has basically always been the case in how people perceive things or how it's marketed. I mean shit Stella gets advertised as an upscale brand of beer despite it being absolute garbage.

The fauxmerican stuff they sell at Lidl and what not is just so smug Europeans can turn a blind eye to the continued Americanization of their culture through other soft power means.

The European McCafes are so much better than the garbage in the US after all. You can get beer!

[Anonymous No.17154474]

>>17153697
nice choco get

[Anonymous No.17154476]

>>17154310

Why do euros love cheese with butyric acid?

[Anonymous No.17154483]

>>17154465
It tastes more like butter than vomit. The major flavor of both is the same, so I understand your confusion, especially since you’re not expecting butter when you bite into chocolate. Pungent cheese also has the same major flavor.

[Anonymous No.17154486]

are euroslavs THIS easy?

[Anonymous No.17154488]

>>17154472
>soft power
hahahaha, prime americope

[Anonymous No.17154491]

>>17154469
read these >>17154476 >>17154483

[Anonymous No.17154497]

>>17154476
You mean Parmesan? Because it's tasty, healthy and because Americans are too poor to afford the real deal.

[Anonymous No.17154508]

>>17153697
maybe post what brands and specific products you bought? fucking retard probably got some off brand cheap stuff from moldova.....

[Anonymous No.17154529]

Have you ever seen a top 10 most expensive [anything] list featuring American products?

If it's high quality chocolate then it's not American. As simple as.

[Anonymous No.17154533]

>>17153707
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.17154539]

>>17154529
Do you think that maybe it's possible that our chocolate isn't as expensive, because our cacao doesn't have a major ocean to cross first?

[Anonymous No.17154543]

>>17154226
>He thinks because he can “piss off his front porch” without neighbors close enough to complain, that he’s outside of civilization
euros wouldn't even know what outside of civilization looks like

[Anonymous No.17154549]

>>17154543
>let me tell you about your continent

[Anonymous No.17154552]

>>17154549
Yes, shitholer

[Anonymous No.17154556]

>>17154497
>make parmesan in the city of bologna on the west side of river according to age old tradition
>divine, amazing, charge $25/lb for it
>cross the river and make parmesan on the east side of bologna according to the same age old tradition
>dogshit, barely edible, can only charge $7/lb for it

[Anonymous No.17154580]

>>17154539
>Do you think that maybe it's possible that our chocolate isn't as expensive, because our cacao doesn't have a major ocean to cross first?
...you do realize that these boxes cost $1,000+, right?

The ¢0.1 extra shipment costs it takes to make a box isn't going to affect the prize.

[Anonymous No.17154595]

>>17154556
There's a difference in taste, nuance and texture, that's why there's a difference in price.

If you have to blame anyone blame the mutts for not being able to copy foods properly.

[Anonymous No.17154599]

>>17154289
>buy the best bread and butter I can get at my megamart in Wisconsin
>breddy gud ngl
>go to Normandy and buy a baguette and some butter from a generic shop
>immediately cum in my pants and then again 10 minutes later
Yeah Europeans are dumb and gay but "average" food in italy spain and france is much better than "average" over here

[Anonymous No.17154615]

>>17154433
>>17154339
Been that way forever. All you had to do if you worked at an ad agency is tell the Americans "it's all the rage in Paris" and they'd be falling over themselves to buy your brand of soap or whatever the fuck

[Anonymous No.17154627]

>>17154599
Never had a cup of coffee in any of those countries that even compared to an average local roaster.

[Anonymous No.17154642]

>>17154580
so your countries governments aren't helping you understand the true cost of your habits and how they're destroying the planet.

[Anonymous No.17154654]

>Amerimutts realizes that their country is shit and throw another temper tantrum

[Anonymous No.17154661]

>>17154529
There's no point in going toe to toe with Europe because luxury brands can use scarcity and brand strength to secure the best ingredients and artisans so what the fuck are we going to do about it? Twinings has been selling tea since 1706, we weren't a country and I don't think we even had soap at that point. The closest we get is Tiffany and Co. and that's only because Audrey Hepburn was a fox

But you might want to look up some dumb fashion shit if cost is all that matters to you, especially the Nike sneaker market and Supreme, who will sell you a brick for $4,000

[Anonymous No.17154677]

>>17154642
transcontinental shipping and freight by rail are both incredibly cheap and low emissions. Shipping a container from Ghana to Rotterdam and then by rail to Antwerp causes far less emissions than the 5 mile trip by truck it takes to get to the factory

[Anonymous No.17154681]

>>17154661
I'm referring to prestige. You can trick an Amerinigger into buying a brick for $4,000.

But take an Italian noble or a French magnate, these people don't buy things because they're expensive...in fact they don't even look at the price tag.

They buy what's best. What's hand-made by experienced culinary masters with carefully selected ingredients.

If it was on an assembly line then it's not in any of their castles or manors.

[ieatinmycar No.17154705]

>>17154654
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.17154750]

>>17154677
sure jane

[Anonymous No.17154758]

>>17154681
they're both victims of marketing don't kid yourself

[Anonymous No.17154778]

>>17154758
No, the masterful service and premium products used is what hikes up the prices.

If a reputable company started to inflate their prices their reputation would be ruined.

Nike and Supreme can get away with it because they make cheap products for stupid people.

[Anonymous No.17154785]

>>17154778
and you're not stupid for still only knowing one American chocolate product

[Anonymous No.17154787]

>>17154778
>masterful service and premium products
thats called good marketing buddy

[Anonymous No.17154790]

>>17154785
Maybe if you produced some higher quality goods I'd me more familiar with them.

[Anonymous No.17154805]

>>17154787
Yes, because getting a man with 50 years of experience and with numerous awards and prizes only takes minimum wage....are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.17154813]

>>17154681
Truth. There's a restaurant in Madrid that's older than the USA. You can't buy that kind of prestige.

[Anonymous No.17154816]

>>17154805
>a man with 50 years of experience and with numerous awards and prizes
more marketing retards

[Anonymous No.17154818]

Mashallah the kuffar knows.
Only belgian and swiss chocolate are good btw

[Anonymous No.17154831]

>>17154816
No. It's the perfection of a craft.

Will the fact that this master has made chocolate since the age of 15, has traveled all over the world to study how chocolate is made, and the fact that he's won numerous awards be used in marketing? Sure.

But it's not the marketing that sells it.

[Anonymous No.17154847]

>>17153697
Um...those are chocolates for baking, you're not supposed to eat them as is.

[professor sagerino No.17154850]

>>17154790
snobby way to admit you are indeed ignorant of the american food web

[professor sagerino No.17154856]

>>17154831
It doesn't take 50 years to learn how to do anything. Are euros just as slow at learning as the Japanese

[Anonymous No.17154859]

>>17154850
It's not something I'm ashamed to be ignorant of.

[Anonymous No.17154866]

>>17154856
>It doesn't take 50 years to learn how to do anything. Are euros just as slow at learning as the Japanese
This is exactly why Swiss watches sell for $100,000 and American watches sell for $100.

[Anonymous No.17154868]

>>17154856
>how to do
It's not about doing, it's about perfecting one's craft. Are all Americans this primitive?

[Anonymous No.17154878]

>>17154859
But you don't know if you should feel shame on your ignorance, because you don't know.

[Anonymous No.17154882]

>>17154856
Your online degree isn't as special as you think, mutt

[Anonymous No.17154885]

>>17154866
Why don't you have clocks in the middle of the town so everybody knows what time it is?
>>17154868
And it took me about a year to perfect any number of skills in the kitchen. You just have a small IQ, like your penis.

[Anonymous No.17154890]

>>17154878
>But you don't know if you should feel shame on your ignorance, because you don't know.
There are plenty of things to be ignorant of that don't bring shame.

Being ignorant of how cat shit tastes is something you shouldn't be ashamed of. The same goes for Hershey's.

[Anonymous No.17154892]

>>17154885
>And it took me about a year to perfect any number of skills in the kitchen
Sure you did mutt

[Anonymous No.17154900]

>>17154885
>And it took me about a year to perfect any number of skills in the kitchen.
What skills? Chopping onions?

[Anonymous No.17154911]

>>17154890
No the shame should go to you, for talking about something as if you know it, but then me getting you to reveal that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. This is what healthy humans do. Now, you don't have to take that shame and go out and learn about American chocolate, but you should just hold your tongue if you don't learn about it in future conversations. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.17154937]

>>17154911
If I eat a bar of chocolate and it tastes like puke, why would I ever subject myself it similar chocolates ever again?

American products are universally garbage. Yesterday I was in the store looking for mayo for a tuna salad, and I saw this American brand Hellmann's and I checked the back of the label and it said 51% mayo.

I mean...what's the remaining 49? Norwegian mayo brands all sell 100% mayo.

This is why no one respect American products. Because you're compromising the quality of the products to cut costs.

I get that you've got to eat American, because you can't afford the alternatives. but why should I eat your nasty super-processed trash?

[Anonymous No.17154981]

>>17154937
you need to update your script bot. were all tired of seeing the same bullshit being spouted out your ignorant ass.

[Anonymous No.17155217]

>>17154750
idk why you even bother to argue if you can't be assed to do basic research

[Anonymous No.17155270]

>>17154937
yawn
same shit different day

[Anonymous No.17155322]

>>17154981
What do you deny from his post?

[Anonymous No.17155336]

>>17155322
His knowledge of American food from other post as well as what can be seen in the aforementioned post about him looking at A bottle of mayo from America, and thinking that he knows all mayos from America.

[Anonymous No.17155580]

>>17155336
Says the country that invented fucking miracle whip.

[Anonymous No.17155682]

>>17155580
And my point still stands.

[Anonymous No.17155718]

>>17155682
>noo you need to be a mayo sommelier to have the right to criticize our ""mayo""

[Anonymous No.17155730]

>>17155718
just admit that you're lazy, ignorant, and very much like a racist

[Anonymous No.17155733]

>>17154533
not if you continue to distract me from dilating!! penis human!

[Anonymous No.17155742]

>I tried beans from a can and it was digusting, therefore I know for a fact that all British cuisine is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.17155754]

>>17153806
>>17153853
>>17153876
>>17153883
>>17153902
I literally LITERALLY can't comprehend the sheer amount of shameless, conspicuous sphincter pain SAME FAGGING I am seeing. By god.

[Anonymous No.17156391]

>40 IPs
Euros got burned hard lmao

[Anonymous No.17156540]

>>17155733
degenerate transmutant

[Anonymous No.17156594]

>>17156391
Why do americans project and cope so much? Is it their jewish heritage?

[Anonymous No.17156664]

>>17156391
All I see is americans on damage control defending their mayo and puke chocolate

[Anonymous No.17156882]

>>17153697
liar