REAL HENNESSY TALK

[Anonymous No.17144090]

Hello fellow Hennessy chads, which Hennessy are you sipping tonight?

[Anonymous No.17144126]

>>17144090
OP here, I'm actually drinking sidecars with Hennessy VS tonight.

Recipe:
5 parts Hennessy
2 parts Cointreau
2 parts fresh squeezed lemon juice

I'm almost out of Hennessy VS, but I will switch to 1738 sidecars if I run out.

[Anonymous No.17144127]

What are you black or something

[Anonymous No.17144178]

>>17144127
No, I just have refined taste and like cognac.

[Anonymous No.17144185]

>>17144090
Armenian cognac

[Anonymous No.17144195]

>>17144090
Always associated Hennessy with ghetto

[Anonymous No.17144218]

>>17144195
How would someone in the ghetto even afford Hennessy?

[Anonymous No.17144246]

>>17144218
Dunno. It's just the thought process I have.

[Anonymous No.17144255]

>>17144195

I drive through a ghetto every day. All the liquor stores have Hennessy signs on them.

[Anonymous No.17144256]

>>17144218
most ghetto people are poor because they have pants on head stupid money management and spend their money on retarded things
completely normal for a poorlet to spend hundreds of dollars on alcohol every paycheck

[Anonymous No.17144273]

>>17144178
Cognac tastes like vomit, in my humble opinion. I’ve tried a variety and brandy in general is pretty awful.

[Anonymous No.17144275]

>>17144255
It's probably a combo of that and >>17144218 that gives me that thought

[Anonymous No.17144326]

>>17144255
Probably that and >>17144259 that has me thinking like that

[Anonymous No.17144391]

>>17144090
Finished my bottle of Hennie XO about a month ago and cannot justify buying another one just yet but I'll probably cave in and get one early next year.

The funny thing about XO is the taste didn't stand out as being particularly special on my first sip, but it works really well over a long drinking session and goes exceptionally well with weed if you feel like getting crossfaded.
Those hippy-hoppy rap negroes certainly know how to entertain themselves with liquor.

[Anonymous No.17144402]

>>17144255
Based. Black people know how to party.

[Anonymous No.17144463]

Both liquor stores near me are sold out of Hennessy VSOP. Am I really going to have to get Remy for VSOP taste?

[Anonymous No.17144469]

Everyone ITT just become real alcoholics pls, just take shots of whatever and drink whatever. The point is to get drunk, not to enjoy getting drunk.
>t. started out on brandy > whiskey > scotch > gin > literally everything just give me booze so I can fall asleep

[Anonymous No.17144830]

>>17144185
What are you even trying to say?

[Anonymous No.17144834]

Why are you on 4chan nigga?

[Anonymous No.17144840]

My best Hennessy story. I was working in a shitty dive bar in Portland. Yes, I know, the average anon thinks all of Portland is fucked-up hipsters, antifa, and retards, but it was a blue-collar city for a long time with neighborhoods to match. Was working in a dive bar in North Portland and among the nigger gangbangers and the wiggers who worshiped them, the Henny and Coke was a very popular drink. One day, this wigger comes up and orders one. Unfortunately we were out of Hennessy. I offered him Courvoisier, but he flipped his lid. Told him to come near and said, "YOU'RE DRINKING IT WITH FUCKING COKE." Was like, "Ya man, whatever. Give me that."

[Anonymous No.17144890]

Hennessy ? No thanks, im more of a scotch and water guy myself

[Anonymous No.17144907]

>>17144890
The virgin scotch drinker, the chad cognac drinker

[Anonymous No.17145028]

>>17144256
>mocking poorlets for buying hundreds of dollars of Hennessy
Damn, that's pretty harsh.

[Anonymous No.17145413]

>>17144834
To talk about Hennessy

[Anonymous No.17145424]

>>17144090
>Unironically enjoying Hennessy
Pretty sure your name is along the lines of Tyrone or Shaquille.

[Anonymous No.17145475]

If you’re going to drink Hennessy at least go full hood and make an Incredible Hulk.

[Anonymous No.17145478]

>>17144090
this seems like a strange drink

[Anonymous No.17145491]

>>17144090
If you really enjoy cognac and you're not a nigra that buys it for status, why wouldn't you expand your horizons a bit beyond henny and remy?

[Anonymous No.17145515]

>>17144090
Tell me you are a nigger without telling me you are a nigger

[Anonymous No.17145523]

>>17145491
>expand your horizons a bit beyond henny and remy
nah nigga

[Anonymous No.17145602]

>>17144090
i had another dream about hennessy, i was at a store and they were selling regular bottles and discount bottles that had been opened and i saw a hennessy bottle with white brandy and the bottle kept being taken away from me
i've never even had hennessy or a reason to waste money on it before but i keep dreaming about it for some reason

[Anonymous No.17145612]

>>17144090
with the money i'd have to spend for a bottle of hennessy i'd rather just use it to buy a still and make it myself

[Anonymous No.17145622]

>>17145523
>Insanely ugly bottle
>Only 40% alcohol
>artificial colour

[Anonymous No.17146289]

>>17144090
I can't see hennessy the same way after a friend of a friend showed up wearing this.

[Anonymous No.17146628]

>>17145478
What seems so strange about Hennessy?

[Anonymous No.17146635]

>>17145491
>ocean aging
>misspelled the word "lose"

[Anonymous No.17146654]

>>17145622
Do you have a citation for your claim that Henny uses artificial color?

[Anonymous No.17146672]

>>17144218
Unironically welfare and payday loans. Spend your food stamps on cheap food and use the rest of your money on conspicuous consumption.

[Anonymous No.17146735]

>>17144090
I've never had cognac. I enjoy bourbon. What would I think of it?

[Anonymous No.17146742]

>>17146735
You'd regret wasting your time with bourbon after drinking some cognac.

[Anonymous No.17146743]

>>17144090
There is no fucking way a man bought those sheets.

This is your grandpas bottle at his house.
Put it back you little shit.


>inb4 OP doesnt open the bottle and time stamp it with a glass to prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.17147924]

>>17146743
woah, big talk. I don't want to open the bottle until NYE, but I'm happy to write something on the box for you

[Anonymous No.17147947]

>>17147924
Here ya go, the last 5 digits of my last post

[Anonymous No.17147966]

>>17144090
>REAL HENNESSY TALK

[Anonymous No.17148029]

>>17147966
I'm white, but I'm thrilled black people enjoy Hennessy. It's the best liquor, the more people who enjoy it the better.

[Anonymous No.17148254]

>>17146743
I would like my apology you goon

[Anonymous No.17148261]

>>17144090
i'm glad we can all agree on how the jews benefit from literally every evil in the world..

[Anonymous No.17148292]

>>17147947
>>17146743

[Anonymous No.17148686]

>>17148292
Wait which person are you telling to eat shit?

[Anonymous No.17149330]

>>17144126
I can't disagree with that recipe at all. Personally, I'd shake it and serve it up, but the preparation will be delicious no matter what.

[Anonymous No.17149397]

>>17144090
>>17144178
>paying for Henny XO when you can get single barrel Cognac at cask strength with 20+ year age statement for the same price
Sucks to be a sucker

[Anonymous No.17149441]

>>17149397
Which cognac would that be?

[Anonymous No.17149443]

>>17148686
Who knows. He even directed me to that post from a different thread.

[Anonymous No.17149699]

>>17145622
Do people honestly get that triggered over 40% vs 45%?

[Anonymous No.17149801]

ayo don't mind me being busy drinking real cognac from a real country

[Anonymous No.17150334]

>>17149801
That's not cognac you goof

[Anonymous No.17150351]

>>17150334
It's cognac, just not made by frogs

[Anonymous No.17150359]

>>17150351
Cognac has to come from the Cognac region of France. You're merely drinking brandy.

[Anonymous No.17150378]

>>17144090
what's so special about hennesy or cognac in general? you can just buy 1.75l brandy for like 15 bucks

[Anonymous No.17150639]

>>17149801
sorry i don't drink drinks made by losers

[Anonymous No.17151540]

>>17150639
fuck you roach

[Anonymous No.17152656]

>>17149801
Do rappers ever drink this?

[Anonymous No.17152824]

>>17144090
What's /ck/s opinion on this. I used to drink it a lot back in the day

[Anonymous No.17153172]

>>17152824
I've never tried the Mature Cask Finish Remy VSOP, just the VSOP. Is it good?

[Anonymous No.17153174]

>>17153172
>Is it good?
I guess this was an extremely dumb question, you obviously wouldn't have been drinking it if you didn't think it was good

[Anonymous No.17153779]

>>17150378
Well mostly because it's AOC and is more a declaration of quality and origin. It has to go through many critical criteria within the cognac category as well as also being made in that region of France from those particular grapes. Feen is an even more specific category requiring a blend of no less than 51% Grand champagne grapes, the remaining would be a blend of petite champagne or borderies of fins bois or lower forest area - the more expensive the grapes, like grand champagne or petite are grown in the same clays that the grapes in the champagne region have in the northeast of France, so the quality is better but also more expensive because that area that they can grow is very, very small compared to say fins bois or bons bois regions.

Hennesy is well-marketed cognac but I don't think they're the world best anymore - though most popular still - if only through being accessible. They have no distillery personally, outsourcing their production to other cognac houses and providing them with the specific blend specifications they want them to make and then once that cognac is made, that is given back to the master blenders at Hennesy who then finish the production.

Other cognac houses blend their own cognacs though and I value this cognac over Hennesy who simply outsource it without making it themselves.

tldr; The main reason it's special is because of the really specific regulations - it's the same as anything that is controlled for the quality of that product whether it is Bottled in Bond, Straight Bourbon, Rhum Agricole AOC, Feen Cognac or London dry. it's these designations of quality that means that the consumer is getting what they pay for - it's being built to preserve that traditions and culture or style of bottling.

[Anonymous No.17154246]

>>17144126
For me, it’s the Remy 1738 sidecar. 3 parts cognac, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon juice.

[Anonymous No.17154265]

>>17144090
Cognac is for niggers. Obviously vodka is the patrician choice

[Anonymous No.17154268]

HENNY AND BLUNTS, ALL A NIGGA NEED

[Anonymous No.17155843]

>>17148029
>the more "people" who enjoy it, the more its quality is compromised to meet the increased demand
Fixed that for you