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17143788 No.17143788 [Reply] [Original]

paid fifty fucking dollars for a bottle that tastes like a packet of fucking beef jerky

fuck me man

>> No.17143813

>>17143788
I like scotch but I think it gets overhyped on ck because people want to look sophisticated or whatever. It's not for everyone, but it's worth buying a good bottle at least once because the flanged neck is perfect for cramming up my ass.

>> No.17143859

>>17143788
I think it's supposed to be an acquired taste. Kinda like penis. I bet it pairs well with that, actually.

>> No.17143866

>>17143788
Lol I just bought a bottle of this for my cousin for Christmas, he's going to hate it.

>>17143813
>the flanged neck is perfect for cramming up my ass.
>>17143859
>like penis
he's gay so maybe he'll still appreciate it

>> No.17143880

>>17143788
gay shit

>> No.17143972

>>17143788
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.17144238

>>17143788
I wonder if it might could be used for some kind of marinade?
There's plenty of food I wish tasted like beef jerky, but nothing I want to drink

>> No.17144252
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17144252

>>17143788
Been there. Poured this shit down the drain. Kept the bottle for my infinity bottle.

>> No.17144414

>>17144252
>infinity bottle.
Never heard of this, sounds fun.

>> No.17144415

>>17143788
scotch is a scam

>> No.17144418

>>17143972
For a beverage, yes. I'll never get scotch, I like the flavors but, in food. I don't want to get earthy, woody, whatever flavors from my drink, I want something refreshing.

>> No.17144494

>>17144418
bitch drink a pinot
you obvs dont want a scotch
it is not a 4% icy beer on a hot day

>> No.17144507

Scotchbois are even worse than craft beer goons. The only scotch worth drinking Famous Grouse. I don’t understand how people sit around sipping crap like octuple peat 12 year aged Old McButtfucker

>> No.17144605

>>17143788
Scotch is a scam, buy Bourbon instead

>> No.17144671

>>17144414
I used to have one then one day it hit the perfect balance between peat and sweet and I decided it wasn't ever going to get better than that, stopped adding to it and drank it all.
Haven't started a new one since. It was so fucking good.

>> No.17144684

>>17143788
Dude Ardbeg is way out there on the edge with Laphroaig. Definitely an acquired taste. I don’t drink them either. Try a Macallan or Oban.

>> No.17144722

>>17143788
for me it's red label johnny walker

>> No.17144760

>NAS whisky
Into the trash it goes.

>> No.17144781

>>17144684
>Macallan
Glenfiddich is cheaper and better in every way as a starting malt. Macallan is a pyramid scheme at this point.

>> No.17144806
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17144806

>>17143788
>Buys the smokiest whiskey he can find
>Bro this tastes like smoke bro

>> No.17144841

For me it's Ardbrg Uigeadail.

>> No.17144849
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17144849

Try this. About $60 and has a really smooth mellow chocolatey profile

>> No.17144851

>>17144806
>chad
>listerine
REAL chads drink isopropyl alcohol

>> No.17144852
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17144852

I feel like it goes without saying but don't buy this shit. $55 and holy fucking shit it's gross. I'd rather drink R&R over it

>> No.17144905

>>17144852
Only decent jack I've had were those Frank Sinatra series ones, too expensive for what it is though

>> No.17145216
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17145216

>buys a heavily peated isla bottled at 46% from a distiller that is well known to churn out the most peaty shit out there
>cant stomach it
fucking zoomers.
i dont like peated shit either but at least i am not stupid enough to buy without doing at least a bit of research.

try addint 2-3ml of water to the dram you amerilard, maybe it will open it up and you'll be able to taste the spirit, although i suspect that HFCS diet has ruined your palette for life

>> No.17146059

>>17145216
rude

>> No.17146072

>>17144671
I'd have bought half pints, poured them out, and rebottled it with that, and started again.

>> No.17146101

there's nothing wrong with scotch
it's islay scotch that's terrible

>> No.17146248

>>17143788
should have gotten laphroaig instead

>> No.17146275

>>17146248
mmm laphroaig... but it's too good hence why i buy red label to actually enjoy it proper (get drunk)

>> No.17146284
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17146284

What's a good a Scotch? I've tried glenfiddich, Laphroaig, ardbeg, and Glenmorangie. Thanks ck

>> No.17146690

>>17146284
There's no reason to pay more for a bottle than Cutty Sark.

Pseuds will deny this.

>> No.17146716

how do you people not realize that you're paying extra for a fancily designed bottle and packaging?

>> No.17146720

50 dollars for a single malt is starting price here in canada, the cheapest I have seen is mclelland's highland, which is exceptionally mediocre and I'd rather drink lot 40 rye.

>> No.17146988
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17146988

>>17143788
If you're unfamiliar with single malt Scotches, you need the single malt Scotch starter chart. You start with the light, weak crap, Glenmorangie 10. Ardbeg is way, way down the rabbit hole.

>> No.17147033

>>17146988
I've had Glenmorangie, Lagavulin and Laphroaig and I can confirm that this chart is accurate for those.

I mean, Laphroaig just tastes like you drank an in-progress bonfire. Whether you enjoy that or not is the important bit.

>> No.17147051

>>17146988
Lagavulin tastes like earthworms pulled fresh from a bog

>> No.17147091

>>17143859
>an acquired taste
Aka if you have healthy tastebuds it taste like shit

>> No.17147099

>>17143788
Beef jerky is nice tho

>> No.17147239

>>17144414
It's not really infinity. The base is flared so it can't get stuck in there. Have fun!

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17147308

>>17146690
Ended up buying aberlour (its great) thanks for the rec nonetheless

>> No.17147320

What kind of chodes drink scotch outside of Scotland?

Over hear it's mostly old men

>> No.17147448

>>17147320
Cool story bro

>> No.17147453

>>17144507
teachers is better than famous grouse

>> No.17147476

>>17147051
Lagavulin tastes almost exactly like smoked oysters.

>> No.17147493

>>17143788
>>17143813
>>17143859
>>17143866
>>17143880
>>17143972
>>17144238
>>17144252
>>17144414
>>17144415
>>17144418
>>17144494
>>17144507
>>17144605
>>17144671
>>17144684
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>>17144781
>>17144806
>>17144841
>>17144849
>>17144851
>>17144852
>>17144905
>>17145216
>>17146059
>>17146072
>>17146101
>>17146248
>>17146275
>>17146284
>>17146690
>>17146716
>>17146720
>>17146988
>>17147033
>>17147051
>>17147091
>>17147099
>>17147239
>>17147308
>>17147320
>>17147448
>>17147453
>>17147476
Alcohol is bad for you. Drink water. Visit subreddits dedicated to helping people quit alcohol.

>> No.17148676

>>17147493
fuck off I'll do what I want

>> No.17148682

>>17143813
I love you cram poster. I don't know if you're the real one, but your post had slightly more effort than some, so I want to believe you're the real one.

> CAPTCHA: AASSA
This is real. This is real love.

>> No.17148684

>>17143788
You're not a man if you don't like peaty Islay whiskys. Maybe try some White Claw, sweetie.

>> No.17148689

>>17147493
r/HydroHomies

Also Trump doesn’t drink, and I like Trump.

>> No.17149470

>>17144806
>$40
>jack daniels
based retard