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>> No.17141420

Ruined a very presentable sloppa with spinach, many such cases.

>> No.17141424
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>> No.17141506

it was ruined when the eggplant was put into the pot.

>> No.17141784
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>> No.17141795

would eat

>> No.17141809

Why yes I do want a heart attack.

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>> No.17142073

What Guitar Hero is this?

>> No.17142114

guitar hero chicken

>> No.17142155

Cock band 2

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Jesus Christ, did they put a lasagne recipe through google translate?

>> No.17142195

It's a timballo, not a lasagna.

>> No.17142197

Enraging to watch.

>> No.17142646
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>> No.17142852

Why did you cut the end out when he holds his hand out for a tip?

>> No.17143060

He already took the tip.

>> No.17143115

Revolting. Truly great edit for the "money shot"

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>> No.17143155

Is this real

>> No.17143162

>drain the rice

>> No.17143184

Legends of cock

>> No.17143204
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Based. I have a black nail falling off right now too

>> No.17143214

Did you catch it with a falling scaffolding pipe?

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>> No.17143228
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>> No.17143237

Pinched it between a pipe wrench and a pair of channellocks at work about 2 months back

>> No.17143253

This shit is so fucking gay

>> No.17143308

Nice, I wish you a satisfying shedding.

>> No.17143418

kek wtf? is that to trick people into thinking they're gonna get a steamed dumpling but they just get a mushroom?

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>> No.17143742

I always struggle pulling the cork

>> No.17143743
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>> No.17143878

I love crab but I don't eat it unless I get to extract it myself at the table

>> No.17144034

This is not possible.

>> No.17144761

Yes, I've done this repeatedly

>> No.17144766

All that greasy hair, just waiting to get into the food

>> No.17144786

what the fuck is up the japanese and adding corn and hard boiled eggs to every non-japanese dish they can get their hands on?

>> No.17144848 [DELETED] 

pretentious nigger

>> No.17144913
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>> No.17144933

What's the ball of brown stuff?

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>> No.17144964

Macron get back to work!

>> No.17145018

serves them right for eating flesh

>> No.17145111
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>> No.17145136

Wine is for turbo fags

>> No.17145448

The wrong jack died

>> No.17145525

Jack is amazing. Did you see his latest video, the Bob Cratchit Christmass Goose? He filled a goose with apples and potatoes, baked it, got it out , carved it and even the apples were raw.
The meat was raw, and at the same time extremely dry, which defies both the laws if physics and nature.

>> No.17145693
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>> No.17145700
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>> No.17145706

h-how does he get out?

>> No.17146192

damn, the years havent been kind to pink guy

>> No.17146782

From garlic?

>> No.17146790
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>> No.17146811

Where do you get one of those bottle cutters he's using? All I can find are the big benchtop ones

>> No.17146864

You want to search for "port tongs".

>> No.17146874

That's a goddamn hacksaw blade.
Fucking hell.

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>> No.17147312

Based off the first shot with the towel covering his dead arm, I thought that it got amputated and wasn't surprised at all.

>> No.17147490

Yeah man, gotta use what God gives ya brother. Semper fi

>> No.17147551
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>> No.17148091

>that'll be $38.99 plus tip

>> No.17148511


Its to prevent old corks from spoiling aged wine you faggots

>> No.17148524

just make the steak. nobody wants to eat the random bit of seaweed that you found washed up on the beach

>> No.17148534

what kind of fag shit is that? literally nobody does that. even the crusty 96 year old trillionaire families that run the world simply deal with having an occasional cork bit fall into the wine.

>> No.17149104

This is Timpano which is a traditional italian dish retards

>> No.17149107

>uses latex gloves to handle hot things
>loose hair
>cooks whole steak, serves a sliver

>> No.17149179

>i've been here as a kid
absolutely wild

>> No.17149241

Is this autism?

>> No.17149262

It's not cooked.

>> No.17149291

i fucking love raw garlic!

>> No.17149304
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>> No.17149336

It looked incredible till he fucking burnt it

>> No.17149392

If you're laughing at your kid for not being able to open a can, look to yourself because it means you have FAILED at raising that child.

>> No.17149456


>> No.17149499

Based polynesian chad. Would offer my daughter to him for peace between our tribes

>> No.17149506

Do americans really do this?

>> No.17149518

Kaiji: Electric Current Steel Frame Crossing Chicken Edition.webm

>> No.17149532

You could serve this as pizza in Chicago

>> No.17149537

>this kills the crab

>> No.17149569

Post moar ramen

>> No.17149578
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>> No.17149579

mmmmm aw yeah! I love my wine full of glass micro particles,

>> No.17149633

>the heat of the table cooks the egg

>> No.17149649

nothing says america like "pures leben"

>> No.17149650
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>> No.17149657

god this movie is so good

>> No.17149736


>> No.17149882

When you have port that's like fifty years old, it's no longer a case of "some cork fell in the wine", it's more like "the cork has fused with the glass and turned into musty gravel". You literally can't extract it normally.

>> No.17149910

Is ironic veganism the new meme to spam for (you)s?

>> No.17149922

...Tasty Paste?

>> No.17149927
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its not burnt, the dough just looks like that
linzertorte looks the same and is delicious

>> No.17149958

So essentially asians are better at cooking than anyone else

>> No.17150034

Any adult man who says shit like this is a faggot.

>> No.17150128

I can't get past the first three seconds before wincing and laughing, knowing what is to come
A comedy sketch for the ages

>> No.17150160

That's German you obsessed retard

>> No.17150168

out? how he does get

>> No.17150176

Tasty Paste.

>> No.17150365

I would test this, but I'm not a soyboy rabbitcuck salad-eater. Does it work with cabbage?

>> No.17150375

>I would test this, but I'm not a soyboy rabbitcuck salad-eater.
No, you actually manage to be much more pathetic.

>> No.17150397
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The stranger offers you a coconut. Accept? (y/n)

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>> No.17150417

Found the europoor.

>> No.17150440
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>> No.17150713

I can't believe the Raj allowed them to breed.

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>> No.17150803

The look of disapproval at the gets me every time

>> No.17150847
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>> No.17150879

Thats the joke he was making, fucking retard

>> No.17150883
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Having grown up with subtitles on almost everything in Denmark I am amazed that the rest of the world has still not worked out to make them legible regardless of the background.

>> No.17150894

Stick to your two buck chuck retard. I'm sure you're going to be the one responsible for cork tainting a $5000 bottle of wine because you're a retard that can't understand what they're doing.

Also It's a fucking show so they can charge you $200 for a main course.

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>> No.17151007
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>> No.17151081

> biscuit
> a stale scone

>> No.17151088

is it known where this now legendary webm was filmed?

>> No.17151096

Dropped immediately

>> No.17151104

Finally we know. The chicken came before the eggs.

>> No.17151126

Yeah, packaged biscuits were used.

>> No.17151128
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tender, subtle, b8

>> No.17151149

I guess you prefer having to sift bits of cork out of your wine instead, you ironic shitposting fuck.

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I feel awkward enough getting a bottle of wine opened up at a fancy restaurant, this looks like it takes 15 minutes.

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>> No.17151268
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I did some autistic googling a while back. Based on the locations that show up in other videos on the channel, I think it's in sewa nagar market in new delhi. If you look at page 17 of this presentation, they talk about new stalls being set up there: https://www.slideshare.net/ManushiIndia/history-of-sewa-nagar-pilot-project
You can see the hexagonal mesh and just about see the curved cross brace in some parts of the original video. It's entirely possible that's a common stall design all over India, but that's the best I've managed to narrow it down.

>> No.17151273

Nog risked his life to get a free meal from a food delivery service

>> No.17151278

>Thai curry

>> No.17151306

>waiter takes a sniff of my glass of wine
what the fuck? no tip

>> No.17151321

I watch a lot of street food videos and i've noticed that those indians always have really sharp knives. Need one like that

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>> No.17151619

Yeah thanks but can I get the rest of it?

>> No.17151906

You know you can just go to /banned/ to check, right?

>> No.17152037
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>> No.17152100

The real guy this movie is based on ate the Mc Fish daily and died of a massiv tumor on his head.

>> No.17152132

This seems unrealistic if you squeeze your dick that hard it stops the cum coming out

>> No.17152146

>died of a massiv tumor in his head

no he did not ya dingus, dude is still alive despite eating mcdonald's french fries, filet-o-fish, and decaf coffee everyday for 18 years.

>> No.17152168
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>> No.17152289

They cant afford some fucking tables and chairs? Really? Besides being unhygienic, it seems like it would be miserable to be leaning and squatting on the ground all day.

>> No.17152304

New Dehli??? Those are Mexicans (or south Americans) dude. The egg fort literally has an object with a cross and writing about Jesus. And they dont wear wifebeaters and make fried egg sandwiches in India.

>> No.17152322
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I cannot play any of these on my iPhone 12 mini. Why is that?

>> No.17152329

anyone have that webm of the guys in the navy having a big ol feast

>> No.17152337

because you're the retard who bought one.

>> No.17152346

>chocolate gravy

>> No.17152362

Show denkmaark subtitles

>> No.17152393

fun fact, the original lasagna from the 16th century had boiled eggs and sausages in it, and no tomato sauce.

>> No.17152447

My friend pointed out that this is the Ninja Turtles and I just keep feeling worse over time.

>> No.17152461

yeah it took me a while to realize that. Was wondering what the green outfits were for but then I saw the arm bands.

>> No.17152494
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>> No.17152533
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>> No.17152553

Something about a deep fried on a submarine seems like a bad idea to me.

>> No.17152565

Can't get much worse, since it's already a mess anyway.

>> No.17152582

Are you making a d ining hall mess joke or calling subs a cluster fuck?

>> No.17152624

Handsome fit men eating from porcelain dishes
Mutts eating from plastic trays

>> No.17152690

They're mutated turtles, anything is possible

>> No.17152714
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>> No.17152795

what is that?

>> No.17152841

Anything used to cook in a submarine is dangerous and fried shit is the most liked food on a boat so they might as well give them what they want.

>> No.17152988

>is pepsi ok?

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>> No.17153261

do americans really?

>> No.17153266

>what goalposts? they were over there the entire time

>> No.17153323

It's timpano you dumbfucks

>> No.17153336

Do you think they ever bang in there?

>> No.17153394

I wonder if thats a good shortcut method to making clotted cream.

>> No.17153397

Who needs to be taught now to use a can opener?

>> No.17153422


>> No.17153465

4chan is like a federal agency, they use outdated tech on purpose to be more discreet, as well as more secure. webm support is possible with html 5, but because 4chan uses an outdated codec (vp8) that literally nobody else uses because it's old (and secure, no known exploits) it's not likely anyone will add support since the ios/4chan cross audience is too small and not profitable

>> No.17153468

>my own clone!
>now neither of us will be virgins

>> No.17153913

"If your specialty dish is pig's feet, it means that someone else is eating the pig"

>> No.17154006

>pasta as filling
Why are italians so hilariously poor?

>> No.17154054

I'd absolutely accept the possibility of there being bits of cork in my wine if it means there won't be any broken glass in it. Is it surprising that someone might take that trade-off?

>> No.17154139

I'm a girl

>> No.17154258

Is this kaiji?

>> No.17154315

shut the fuck up

>> No.17154317
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Doritos consommé

>> No.17154619

>they dont wear wifebeaters and make fried egg sandwiches in India
Okay mate.

>> No.17154650

People have been successfully opening wine bottles for centuries using a fucking corkscrew.
There's really nothing to it you turbo faggot.

>> No.17154926

Then turn it upside down so the cork falls out the bottom and not into the wine

>> No.17154952

i sucked in a breath in fear the second it started tipping

>> No.17155002

Mist keep them full or else the gay thoughts may creep in

>> No.17155009

>Corn and bread
>Potatoes and bread
>That tiny bit of meat getting carved

>> No.17155075

Everyone who is to use a can opener at some point in their lives

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>> No.17155127

I sat there straight-faced for the first 1:30 then laughed uncontrollably for the last 17.

>> No.17155166

I just figured it out myself as a kid.
My parents didn't teach me much directly. But you learn through observation and just understanding basic tools.

>> No.17155952
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>> No.17155988

Have you been to India? I've seen many videos of Indian street food and tourism, and nobody on the street is doing either of those things. Although some probably do, out of a billion people.

Also, they just look Mexican. Indians dont have hair or noses like that.

>> No.17156039

I don't know what to tell you man, seems obviously Indian to me. Hell, listen to the original video or look through the rest of the channel:

>> No.17156123

>that horn beeping
>that language
>the chubby cheeks and moustaches

Yep, India, or at the very least that region.

>> No.17156335

Thats cute.
Probably a fun project to do with some kids.

>> No.17156356
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>> No.17156377

>Is it surprising that someone might take that trade-off?
It's surprising that you've made an utterly retarded trade-off that isn't applicable to the context.
Shut the fuck up you ignorant twat.

>> No.17156848

Only guy I've seen cut near as fast as this is Chef JeanPierre.

>> No.17156878

Wtf, I've seen people say India and Turkey, never once heard mexico

>> No.17156883

Fucking lost my mind at this. I'm paying for the wine and he's showboating enjoying my shit and being disgusting. Needs some humility or else he just looks like he's snuck in "playing" waiter.

>> No.17156910

>That's German you obsessed retard
ameritard is literally retarded, nothing new

>> No.17156969

Post feet

>> No.17156992

Seems to be the thing at that place. This dude straight fucking drinks it.

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It's his thing.

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>> No.17157100

t..thank you, now please serve 5 more like this because i´m still fucking hungry.

>> No.17157104

Well shit. The cross on the guy's stuff is what really convinced me they were Mexican.

>> No.17157119

Strangely enough this is actually the first time i've seen raw crab leg meat

>> No.17157183

wait, if the stalls are like that with the wall at the back
how does he get out??!

>> No.17157193

>here is your vomit looking meal, bro.

>> No.17157227

Imagine getting double tapped irl.

>> No.17157232

here in Colombia thats the cheapest part, if you eat this it´s a sign you are broke as fuck.

>> No.17157235

To be fair, he does look kinda Mexican. I guess I've just seen a lot of greasy Indian egg men.

>> No.17157299

Chicken feet taste like the inside of my dickhole though.

>> No.17157329

People who eat this shit need to be stoned

>> No.17157336

Can confirm, I am stoned and need to eat this shit.

>> No.17157372

It works. I used to work at a burger joint and that's how we propped our lettuce

>> No.17157412

much easier to just use a hose to clean it afterwards, no one gives a shit about the backs of the wagies

>> No.17157456

that's nice

>> No.17157463

Fucking retarded waste

>> No.17157509

It definitely helps to be stoned while you eat it.

>> No.17157520

legit looks fucking delicious

>> No.17157621

I really don't like the taste of tomato skins in my sauce.
I have to blanch and skin all my tomatoes first before making them into a sauce.

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you can see the effects of all the collagen rich chicken feet in the way that girls' face looks nice and healthy at the end

>> No.17157646

To this day what bothers me the most about this is how he doesn't cut it with a bread knife and the edge is all fucked up. It was already too moist garbage and that's the cherry on top.

>> No.17157658

You know that it all gets broken down in your GI tract, right? Collagen molecules aren't absorbed across your stomach or intestines. There's a whole area of medicine dedicated to finding a way to deliver 3kDa+ peptides across the intestines and you're trying to say a whole damn quaternary protein is making it across.

>> No.17157714

What's the movie?

>> No.17157727

same, they tend to roll up into tubes are just not fun to eat

>> No.17157742

The Terminal

>> No.17157893

>Jack is amazing. Did you see his latest video, the Bob Cratchit Christmass Goose? He filled a goose with apples and potatoes, baked it, got it out , carved it and even the apples were raw.
>The meat was raw, and at the same time extremely dry, which defies both the laws if physics and nature.

Even if this isn't pasta it's great

>> No.17157905

>can't even spell "butter" correctly
Closed immediately

>> No.17157922

he doesnt get out, he must sell all the eggs to go home

>> No.17157937

>Chicken feet taste like the inside of my dickhole though.
Betty good 3:

>> No.17157944

>can't spell quarterly properly
Yeah, OK, "doc"

>> No.17158155

nope. taking unnecessary thousand steps at prep is not good cooking

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>> No.17158421

thanks for sharing

>> No.17158441

Was this to cure his pink eye?

>> No.17158485

>I'll have some of the yella. Don't get cheap on me.

>> No.17158500

this is like The Sims on fastforward

>> No.17158681

>submarine mess
>its actually quite clean

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Even worse when you use canned tomatoes and get the motherfucking tomatfnatdut.

>> No.17158728

>electric stovetop
>cheap cookware and everything else

i hate this

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>> No.17158849

Based potato bro

>> No.17158873

every time with this shit

>> No.17158885

Because it gets >you's

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>> No.17159084

>in china
>mentions Taiwan
guess he's dead then

>> No.17159094

>a whole damn quaternary protein is making it across.

>> No.17159096

fuck i just got You'd

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>> No.17159163

I use a butane torch to burn the skin. It wipes off easily with a paper towel and it gives the sauce a subtle smokey flavor.

>> No.17159204

Dude just trying to do his job. Glad he survived.

>> No.17159223

people who make videos like that call all foreign food a "delicacy". not only is this stupid, it shows the inner grifter mentality of journalists.

>> No.17159235

quite clearly fake.

>> No.17159296

Why did he cut off the ends? The ends are the best bits!

>> No.17159324

Sauerkraut on mushrooms? Or what?

>> No.17159347

imagine the smell

>> No.17159377

Needs more beans

>> No.17159429

I'm watching a murder. They guy even hacks up random lopsided pieces - he's enjoying the sadism.

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>> No.17159926

>Autistic man finds niche.webm

>> No.17160116

Someone posts something like this every time that guy gets posted. Why is that the first thing all you freaks think about?

>> No.17160167

>Burnt butter
white peepoo can't cook.

>> No.17160558

it's in French retard

>> No.17160567

>Italian """food"""

>> No.17160586

So it's the fault of this 13 year old his parents never cooked with him and bought McDonalds for dinner every day and not theirs?

>> No.17160591

holy based

>> No.17160592

both. wouldnt be surprised if thats where the term mess hall came from.

>> No.17160599

>Euros: "Americans can't cook lolxd!"
>Also Euros:

>> No.17160639

yeah i noticed how the bait webms all have the filenames "american" in them but /tv/ could sort this out real fast.

>> No.17160835

>fast chef
Not fast, just a lot of unnecessary flailing.
Just get me my damn food

>> No.17160843

You are paying for dinner and a show. It is at a carnival and this is high class entertainment. Stop your complaining or we are going home.

>> No.17160851

this looks sped up
also the guy definitely looks SpEd if you know what I mean

>> No.17160855

have had, tastes a bit like cotton candy, but has texture like fiber glass insolation

>> No.17160876

No, I came for a quick cheap meal. Leave your showmanship for the bedroom you weirdo

>> No.17160909

Retard detected

>> No.17160931

Find something more important to get upset about.

>> No.17160955

kek, gr8 b8 m8

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>> No.17161034

>I do not eat vegetables ever
Both a liar and a retard. Nice.

>> No.17161157

>"If your specialty dish is pig's feet, it means that someone else is eating the pig"
this sounds familiar but can't place it. sauce?

>> No.17161193

yep, he is getting choked out for that one, can't wait till Jack tells the story on a podcast like the hero he is.

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>> No.17161482

looks bernt

>> No.17161573

thats some fucking wild west quick draw shit. Absolute peak instinct. Good for him

>> No.17161590

is that fucking water? Is he boiling a5 beef?

>> No.17161657

It looks like lard, but that's not much improvement given he dunks the thing in fucking brown sauce.

>> No.17161900

reminds me of a ramen place in japan where you put a shit ton of white cabbage on top, a mountain of white cabbage

>> No.17162670

Kek, my favorite series of memes.

Now lost like tears in the rain.