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>>17141409Ruined a very presentable sloppa with spinach, many such cases.
>>17141420it was ruined when the eggplant was put into the pot.
>>17141784would eat
>>17141784Why yes I do want a heart attack.
>>17142022What Guitar Hero is this?
>>17142073guitar hero chicken
>>17142073Cock band 2
>>17142050Jesus Christ, did they put a lasagne recipe through google translate?
>>17142175It's a timballo, not a lasagna.
>>17141424Enraging to watch.
>>17142646Why did you cut the end out when he holds his hand out for a tip?
>>17142852He already took the tip.
>>17141424Revolting. Truly great edit for the "money shot"
>>17141506this
>>17143143Is this real
>>17141424>drain the riceREEEEEEEEEEE
>>17142073Legends of cock
>>17143143Based. I have a black nail falling off right now too
>>17143204Did you catch it with a falling scaffolding pipe?
>>17143214Pinched it between a pipe wrench and a pair of channellocks at work about 2 months back
>>17143222>>17143228This shit is so fucking gay
>>17143237Nice, I wish you a satisfying shedding.
>>17141437kek wtf? is that to trick people into thinking they're gonna get a steamed dumpling but they just get a mushroom?
>>17142646I always struggle pulling the cork
>>17143671I love crab but I don't eat it unless I get to extract it myself at the table
>>17142032This is not possible.
>>17143155Yes, I've done this repeatedly
>>17143228All that greasy hair, just waiting to get into the food
>>17142050what the fuck is up the japanese and adding corn and hard boiled eggs to every non-japanese dish they can get their hands on?
>>17142646pretentious nigger
>>17143683What's the ball of brown stuff?
>>17142646Macron get back to work!
>>17144942serves them right for eating flesh
>>17144933Poo
>>17144945CHAD
>>17142646Wine is for turbo fags
>>17145112The wrong jack died
>>17145448Jack is amazing. Did you see his latest video, the Bob Cratchit Christmass Goose? He filled a goose with apples and potatoes, baked it, got it out , carved it and even the apples were raw. The meat was raw, and at the same time extremely dry, which defies both the laws if physics and nature.
>>17142032h-how does he get out?
>>17145111damn, the years havent been kind to pink guy
>>17141809From garlic?
>>17142646Where do you get one of those bottle cutters he's using? All I can find are the big benchtop ones
>>17146811You want to search for "port tongs".
>>17146790That's a goddamn hacksaw blade.Fucking hell.
>>17145700gigachad
>>17145112Based off the first shot with the towel covering his dead arm, I thought that it got amputated and wasn't surprised at all.
>>17146874Yeah man, gotta use what God gives ya brother. Semper fi
>>17147551>that'll be $38.99 plus tip
>>17142852>>17143742>>17144848>>17144964>>17145136>>17146811Its to prevent old corks from spoiling aged wine you faggots
>>17147551just make the steak. nobody wants to eat the random bit of seaweed that you found washed up on the beach
>>17148511what kind of fag shit is that? literally nobody does that. even the crusty 96 year old trillionaire families that run the world simply deal with having an occasional cork bit fall into the wine.
>>17142050This is Timpano which is a traditional italian dish retards
>>17147551>uses latex gloves to handle hot things>loose hair>cooks whole steak, serves a sliverREEEEEEEEEE
>>17145693>i've been here as a kidabsolutely wild
>>17145111Is this autism?
>>17147551It's not cooked.
>>17141784i fucking love raw garlic!
>>17141470It looked incredible till he fucking burnt it
>>17144913If you're laughing at your kid for not being able to open a can, look to yourself because it means you have FAILED at raising that child.
>>17142032Heh.
>>17145693>>17145700Based polynesian chad. Would offer my daughter to him for peace between our tribes
>>17149307Do americans really do this?
>>17142022Kaiji: Electric Current Steel Frame Crossing Chicken Edition.webm
>>17142050You could serve this as pizza in Chicago
>>17143683>this kills the crab
Post moar ramen
>>17142646mmmmm aw yeah! I love my wine full of glass micro particles,
>>17145111>the heat of the table cooks the egg
>>17149304>>17149307nothing says america like "pures leben"
>>17149578god this movie is so good
>>17145112#based!
>>17148534When you have port that's like fifty years old, it's no longer a case of "some cork fell in the wine", it's more like "the cork has fused with the glass and turned into musty gravel". You literally can't extract it normally.
>>17145018Is ironic veganism the new meme to spam for (you)s?
>>17147551...Tasty Paste?
>>17149336its not burnt, the dough just looks like thatlinzertorte looks the same and is delicious
>>17143743So essentially asians are better at cooking than anyone else
>>17141420>sloppaAny adult man who says shit like this is a faggot.
>>17149650I can't get past the first three seconds before wincing and laughing, knowing what is to comeA comedy sketch for the ages
>>17149649That's German you obsessed retard
>>17142032out? how he does get
>>17149922Tasty Paste.
>>17143143I would test this, but I'm not a soyboy rabbitcuck salad-eater. Does it work with cabbage?
>>17150365>I would test this, but I'm not a soyboy rabbitcuck salad-eater.No, you actually manage to be much more pathetic.
>>17145693The stranger offers you a coconut. Accept? (y/n)
>>17150034
>>17150375Found the europoor.
>>17150454I can't believe the Raj allowed them to breed.
>>17142032
>>17150440The look of disapproval at the gets me every time
>>17150160Thats the joke he was making, fucking retard
>>17150847Having grown up with subtitles on almost everything in Denmark I am amazed that the rest of the world has still not worked out to make them legible regardless of the background.
>>17148534Stick to your two buck chuck retard. I'm sure you're going to be the one responsible for cork tainting a $5000 bottle of wine because you're a retard that can't understand what they're doing.Also It's a fucking show so they can charge you $200 for a main course.
>>17150883
>>17150941> biscuit> a stale scone
>>17142032is it known where this now legendary webm was filmed?
>>17141409>oilDropped immediately
>>17142022>>17142032Finally we know. The chicken came before the eggs.
>>17151081Yeah, packaged biscuits were used.
>>17150981tender, subtle, b8
>>17149579I guess you prefer having to sift bits of cork out of your wine instead, you ironic shitposting fuck.
>>17142646I feel awkward enough getting a bottle of wine opened up at a fancy restaurant, this looks like it takes 15 minutes.
>>17151052story?
>>17151088I did some autistic googling a while back. Based on the locations that show up in other videos on the channel, I think it's in sewa nagar market in new delhi. If you look at page 17 of this presentation, they talk about new stalls being set up there: https://www.slideshare.net/ManushiIndia/history-of-sewa-nagar-pilot-projectYou can see the hexagonal mesh and just about see the curved cross brace in some parts of the original video. It's entirely possible that's a common stall design all over India, but that's the best I've managed to narrow it down.
>>17151257Nog risked his life to get a free meal from a food delivery service
>>17141409>chickpeas>Thai curry awful
>>17142646>waiter takes a sniff of my glass of winewhat the fuck? no tip
>>17146790I watch a lot of street food videos and i've noticed that those indians always have really sharp knives. Need one like that
*test*
>>17147551Yeah thanks but can I get the rest of it?
>>17151511You know you can just go to /banned/ to check, right?
>>17149578The real guy this movie is based on ate the Mc Fish daily and died of a massiv tumor on his head.
>>17152037This seems unrealistic if you squeeze your dick that hard it stops the cum coming out
>>17152100>died of a massiv tumor in his headno he did not ya dingus, dude is still alive despite eating mcdonald's french fries, filet-o-fish, and decaf coffee everyday for 18 years.
>>17152146Baited.
>>17150847They cant afford some fucking tables and chairs? Really? Besides being unhygienic, it seems like it would be miserable to be leaning and squatting on the ground all day.
>>17151268New Dehli??? Those are Mexicans (or south Americans) dude. The egg fort literally has an object with a cross and writing about Jesus. And they dont wear wifebeaters and make fried egg sandwiches in India.
I cannot play any of these on my iPhone 12 mini. Why is that?
anyone have that webm of the guys in the navy having a big ol feast
>>17152322because you're the retard who bought one.
>>17150941>chocolate gravypudding
>>17150883Show denkmaark subtitles
>>17144786fun fact, the original lasagna from the 16th century had boiled eggs and sausages in it, and no tomato sauce.
>>17152037My friend pointed out that this is the Ninja Turtles and I just keep feeling worse over time.
>>17152447yeah it took me a while to realize that. Was wondering what the green outfits were for but then I saw the arm bands.
>>17152533Something about a deep fried on a submarine seems like a bad idea to me.
>>17152553Can't get much worse, since it's already a mess anyway.
>>17152565Are you making a d ining hall mess joke or calling subs a cluster fuck?
>>17152533Handsome fit men eating from porcelain dishes>>17152494Mutts eating from plastic trays
>>17152132They're mutated turtles, anything is possible
>>17150465what is that?
>>17152553Anything used to cook in a submarine is dangerous and fried shit is the most liked food on a boat so they might as well give them what they want.
>>17151052>is pepsi ok?
>>17152714Jav#?
>>17149304>>17149307do americans really?
>>17150879>what goalposts? they were over there the entire timeFUCK YOU LIAR
>>17142050It's timpano you dumbfucks
>>17152714Do you think they ever bang in there?
>>17143228I wonder if thats a good shortcut method to making clotted cream.
>>17149392Who needs to be taught now to use a can opener?
>>17152795sugar
>>171523224chan is like a federal agency, they use outdated tech on purpose to be more discreet, as well as more secure. webm support is possible with html 5, but because 4chan uses an outdated codec (vp8) that literally nobody else uses because it's old (and secure, no known exploits) it's not likely anyone will add support since the ios/4chan cross audience is too small and not profitable
>>17152714>my own clone!>now neither of us will be virgins
>>17152168"If your specialty dish is pig's feet, it means that someone else is eating the pig"
>>17142050>pasta as fillingWhy are italians so hilariously poor?
>>17151149I'd absolutely accept the possibility of there being bits of cork in my wine if it means there won't be any broken glass in it. Is it surprising that someone might take that trade-off?
>>17150034I'm a girl
>>17142022Is this kaiji?
>>17153465shut the fuck up
Doritos consommé
>>17152304>they dont wear wifebeaters and make fried egg sandwiches in IndiaOkay mate.
>>17151149People have been successfully opening wine bottles for centuries using a fucking corkscrew.There's really nothing to it you turbo faggot.
>>17149882Then turn it upside down so the cork falls out the bottom and not into the wine
>>17144942i sucked in a breath in fear the second it started tipping
>>17152533Mist keep them full or else the gay thoughts may creep in
>>17152494>Corn and bread>Potatoes and bread>That tiny bit of meat getting carved
>>17153397Everyone who is to use a can opener at some point in their lives
>>17144945
>>17145111I sat there straight-faced for the first 1:30 then laughed uncontrollably for the last 17.
>>17155075I just figured it out myself as a kid. My parents didn't teach me much directly. But you learn through observation and just understanding basic tools.
>>17154619Have you been to India? I've seen many videos of Indian street food and tourism, and nobody on the street is doing either of those things. Although some probably do, out of a billion people.Also, they just look Mexican. Indians dont have hair or noses like that.
>>17155988I don't know what to tell you man, seems obviously Indian to me. Hell, listen to the original video or look through the rest of the channel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c
>>17156039>that horn beeping>that language>the chubby cheeks and moustachesYep, India, or at the very least that region.
>>17155952Thats cute. Probably a fun project to do with some kids.
>>17154054>Is it surprising that someone might take that trade-off?It's surprising that you've made an utterly retarded trade-off that isn't applicable to the context.>>17154650Shut the fuck up you ignorant twat.
>>17146790Only guy I've seen cut near as fast as this is Chef JeanPierre.
>>17152304Wtf, I've seen people say India and Turkey, never once heard mexico
>>17151306Fucking lost my mind at this. I'm paying for the wine and he's showboating enjoying my shit and being disgusting. Needs some humility or else he just looks like he's snuck in "playing" waiter.
>>17150160>That's German you obsessed retardameritard is literally retarded, nothing new
>>17154139Post feet
>>17156883Seems to be the thing at that place. This dude straight fucking drinks it.https://youtu.be/N8hHvSw74dc?t=176
>>17156848It's his thing.
>>17147551t..thank you, now please serve 5 more like this because i´m still fucking hungry.
>>17156039Well shit. The cross on the guy's stuff is what really convinced me they were Mexican.
>>17143690Strangely enough this is actually the first time i've seen raw crab leg meat
>>17151268wait, if the stalls are like that with the wall at the backhow does he get out??!
>>17149318>here is your vomit looking meal, bro.
>>17151052Imagine getting double tapped irl.
>>17152168here in Colombia thats the cheapest part, if you eat this it´s a sign you are broke as fuck.
>>17157104To be fair, he does look kinda Mexican. I guess I've just seen a lot of greasy Indian egg men.
>>17152168Chicken feet taste like the inside of my dickhole though.
>>17149315People who eat this shit need to be stoned
>>17149315>>17157329Can confirm, I am stoned and need to eat this shit.
>>17143143It works. I used to work at a burger joint and that's how we propped our lettuce
>>17152289much easier to just use a hose to clean it afterwards, no one gives a shit about the backs of the wagies
>>17156356that's nice
>>17157085Fucking retarded waste
>>17157329It definitely helps to be stoned while you eat it.
>>17156356legit looks fucking delicious
>>17156356I really don't like the taste of tomato skins in my sauce. I have to blanch and skin all my tomatoes first before making them into a sauce.
>>17152168you can see the effects of all the collagen rich chicken feet in the way that girls' face looks nice and healthy at the end
>>17149315To this day what bothers me the most about this is how he doesn't cut it with a bread knife and the edge is all fucked up. It was already too moist garbage and that's the cherry on top.
>>17157624You know that it all gets broken down in your GI tract, right? Collagen molecules aren't absorbed across your stomach or intestines. There's a whole area of medicine dedicated to finding a way to deliver 3kDa+ peptides across the intestines and you're trying to say a whole damn quaternary protein is making it across.
>>17149657What's the movie?
>>17157621same, they tend to roll up into tubes are just not fun to eat
>>17157714The Terminal
>>17145525>Jack is amazing. Did you see his latest video, the Bob Cratchit Christmass Goose? He filled a goose with apples and potatoes, baked it, got it out , carved it and even the apples were raw. >The meat was raw, and at the same time extremely dry, which defies both the laws if physics and nature.Even if this isn't pasta it's great
>>17141470>can't even spell "butter" correctlyClosed immediately
>>17157183he doesnt get out, he must sell all the eggs to go home
>>17157299>Chicken feet taste like the inside of my dickhole though.Betty good 3:
>>17157658>can't spell quarterly properlyYeah, OK, "doc"
>>17149958nope. taking unnecessary thousand steps at prep is not good cooking
>>17144945poofect
>>17157621thanks for sharing
>>17145112Was this to cure his pink eye?
>>17155952>I'll have some of the yella. Don't get cheap on me.
>>17152714this is like The Sims on fastforward
>>17152533>submarine mess>its actually quite clean
>>17157621>>17157727Even worse when you use canned tomatoes and get the motherfucking tomatfnatdut.
>>17141424>electric stovetop>cheap cookware and everything else i hate this
>>17141784disgusting
>>17150902Based potato bro
>>17149304>>17149307>>17149310every time with this shit
>>17158873Because it gets >you's
>>17157944
>>17150847>in china>mentions Taiwanguess he's dead then
>>17157658>a whole damn quaternary protein is making it across.yes.
>>17158885fuck i just got You'd
>>17151906*test*
>>17157621I use a butane torch to burn the skin. It wipes off easily with a paper towel and it gives the sauce a subtle smokey flavor.
>>17151052Dude just trying to do his job. Glad he survived.
>>17157232people who make videos like that call all foreign food a "delicacy". not only is this stupid, it shows the inner grifter mentality of journalists.
>>17145018quite clearly fake.
>>17143228Why did he cut off the ends? The ends are the best bits!
>>17143700Sauerkraut on mushrooms? Or what?
>>17141784imagine the smell
>>17150883Needs more beans
>>17157085I'm watching a murder. They guy even hacks up random lopsided pieces - he's enjoying the sadism.
>>17157081
>>17153465retard
>>17159721>Autistic man finds niche.webm
>>17149499Someone posts something like this every time that guy gets posted. Why is that the first thing all you freaks think about?
>>17147551>Burnt butterwhite peepoo can't cook.
>>17157905it's in French retard
>>17142050>Italian """food"""
>>17144913So it's the fault of this 13 year old his parents never cooked with him and bought McDonalds for dinner every day and not theirs?
>>17145018holy based
>>17152582both. wouldnt be surprised if thats where the term mess hall came from.
>>17149304>Euros: "Americans can't cook lolxd!">Also Euros:
>>17160599yeah i noticed how the bait webms all have the filenames "american" in them but /tv/ could sort this out real fast.
>>17159721>fast chefNot fast, just a lot of unnecessary flailing.Just get me my damn food
>>17160835You are paying for dinner and a show. It is at a carnival and this is high class entertainment. Stop your complaining or we are going home.
>>17159721this looks sped upalso the guy definitely looks SpEd if you know what I mean
>>17150454have had, tastes a bit like cotton candy, but has texture like fiber glass insolation
>>17160843No, I came for a quick cheap meal. Leave your showmanship for the bedroom you weirdo
>>17157658Retard detected
>>17153266Find something more important to get upset about.
>>17157944kek, gr8 b8 m8
>>17157905
>>17160876
>>17150365>I do not eat vegetables everBoth a liar and a retard. Nice.
>>17153913>"If your specialty dish is pig's feet, it means that someone else is eating the pig"this sounds familiar but can't place it. sauce?
>>17161024yep, he is getting choked out for that one, can't wait till Jack tells the story on a podcast like the hero he is.
>>17149927looks bernt
>>17151052thats some fucking wild west quick draw shit. Absolute peak instinct. Good for him
>>17157085is that fucking water? Is he boiling a5 beef?
>>17161590It looks like lard, but that's not much improvement given he dunks the thing in fucking brown sauce.
>>17141784reminds me of a ramen place in japan where you put a shit ton of white cabbage on top, a mountain of white cabbage
>>17153468Kek, my favorite series of memes.Now lost like tears in the rain.