Aus bros are we the worst when it comes to food?

[Anonymous No.17141011]

>no real national dish but meat pies
>fine dining barely exists
>large segments of population lives off chocolate milk and pies
>rice with salmon considered complex and foreign

[Anonymous No.17141018]

>>17141011
*Yawn*

[Anonymous No.17141024]

>>17141011
You're the worst for putting beets on hamburgers you spawn of criminal degenerates

[Anonymous No.17141026]

Australia is the best country with the worst people. No need for unique foods, all the best food ideas are older than the First Fleet anyway.

[Anonymous No.17141027]

>>17141011
Not even close. This smells like a false flag.

[Anonymous No.17141029]

chiko rolls were exported to japan back in the day, and chicken salt is our best kept secret.
everyone knows about timtams

probably more im not thinkin about

[Anonymous No.17141033]

>>17141024
It's not a real burger without beetroot my man

[Anonymous No.17141041]

>>17141024
Beetroot is way better than tomatoes on burgers.

[Anonymous No.17141215]

>>17141024
Beets on burgers is great. The only problem with Australian burgers is they don't know what a grill is so they fry everything. I never even saw a real barbecue when I was there, just giant outdoor griddles. It's odd because it's such a big part of their identity but they do it completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.17141219]

>>17141011
put anotha shrimp on the barbie

[Anonymous No.17141275]

You can't be as bad as the UK.

[Anonymous No.17141286]

>>17141275
england mogs almost every european country at food, you just don't know it yet

[Anonymous No.17141301]

>>17141286
I would like some actual proof that the Brits finally put those spices it took over 1/4 of the world for to good use

[Anonymous No.17141306]

aus bros tell me your secrets how do you get food right now

[Anonymous No.17141309]

>>17141301
we weren't interested in spices, we traded mostly tea, sugar, opium, slaves.

[Anonymous No.17141337]

You're telling me Crab in Macadamia Cream and Confit of Tasmanian Ocean Trout and Spaghetti Jaffle aren't good enough?

[Anonymous No.17142097]

yes, we are the worst, we have no food because we have no culture at all
-t melbfag

[Anonymous No.17142126]

try being from new zealand

it's like australian food, but just slightly worse in every way.

also I genuinely live off blue v and mince and cheese pies

[Anonymous No.17142231]

>>17141306
the shops, you dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.17142282]

>>17141024
beets are good

[Anonymous No.17142310]

I come from Boston but have lived in Australia fro many years now and can confirm food here is really fucking disappointing. I mean, compared to what's on offer in say Haiti we're doing pretty good but everything here lacks flavour or doesn't exist at all. And of course it's 3x the price as well.

[Anonymous No.17142329]

>>17141215
BBQ just means grilling outside the US, at least in commonwealth cunts

[Anonymous No.17143427]

>>17141215
Yeah public barbies are grills but home BBQs are proper BBQs

[Anonymous No.17143464]

>>17142126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ey47bU_qo

[Anonymous No.17143498]

>itt cultural cringe

Australians enjoy a very high standard of food due to our various food industries and access to varying cultures.
You're a fucking moron who has only ever seen the rest of the world through t.v.

[Anonymous No.17143506]

Supermarkets reveal a lot about a societies food culture.
The yoghurt shelves in Aus are 90% genuine yoghurt, 10% gelatin shit. In the U.S it's the opposite.

[Anonymous No.17143508]

Besides vegemite, pizza for breakfast and beer what do Australians eat thats different from anyone else?

[Anonymous No.17143533]

>>17143508
chicken salt

[Anonymous No.17143649]

>>17143464
holy fucking cringe. imagine videotaping your childrens lives and your families private moments for the whole world to see. hope this faggot dies.

[Anonymous No.17143659]

>>17141215
>It's odd because it's such a big part of their identity

It's really not. Housos does a better job representing the Australian identity than some tourism ad targetting Americans. When an australian says shrimp, take everything he's telling you with a grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.17143660]

>>17141011
We have great fresh food in every store
Large variety of different culinary from all over the world
We are the best country in the world

[Anonymous No.17143673]

>>17141011
Possibly. Here's my brekkie.

[Anonymous No.17143679]

aussie steak is good. eat red meat like a man

[Anonymous No.17143730]

>>17143533
>>17141029
I had no idea chicken salt was ours, I grew up with it simply just being around and assumed it was a global thing.
>>17141215
you absolute stupid fuck, we have those outdoors because it's less maintenance to clean. We have real BBQs.

also, I'd never use one of those after i saw some ice head slut piss on one.

[Anonymous No.17143835]

>>17143660
how's that communist lockdown stuff workin for the continent people forget about before Antarctica?

[Anonymous No.17143845]

>>17143673
looks about as bad as british "food"

[Anonymous No.17143846]

>>17143835
never leave my home so i don't care

[Anonymous No.17143915]

>>17143835
literally only happening in one state you fucking sperg. How's not living in the greatest nation on earth working out for you?

[Anonymous No.17144111]

>>17141029
wait... other countries dont use chicken salt?

[Anonymous No.17144123]

>>17141011
>>fine dining barely exists
thats a good thing
>>rice with salmon considered complex and foreign
brisbane is not part of australia

[Anonymous No.17144124]

>>17141301
spice was controlled because other people wanted it so they would pay highly for it.

[Anonymous No.17144136]

>>17143835
>communist lockdown
what are you talking about? you didnt actually believe that propaganda did you anon?

[Anonymous No.17144137]

>>17144111
no its an australian invention

[Anonymous No.17144142]

>>17143673
looks good besides that brown shit.

[Anonymous No.17144148]

>>17144137
whats the point of eating chips without chicken salt?

[Anonymous No.17144358]

party pies, sausage rolls and dim sims

[Anonymous No.17144372]

>>17141011
You literally live in a comminazi state now. Just be glad you have some food.

[Anonymous No.17144380]

>>17144372
Who exactly is better ? Americans who bow to nigger feet ?

[Anonymous No.17144383]

>>17144380
How do you bow to feet? They’d have to be up a fucking flight of stairs. Get it together.

[Anonymous No.17144390]

>>17144372
see >>17143915
and >>17144136
enjoy those forced vaxx requirements you americlaps are about to cop

[Anonymous No.17144399]

>>17144372
Food is more affordable than ever now that China is trying to punish us. I can finally afford local lobster and avocado again. My morale is the highest it's been for a couple of decades.

[Anonymous No.17144401]

>>17144399
Man I've been snatching up them lobster tails on random tuesday nights and shit all year. They sell out super fast so you can't wait till the weekend

[Anonymous No.17144419]

>>17144401
Hopefully the hype dies down in time and it just becomes a regular thing like steaks or whatever

[Anonymous No.17144422]

>>17144419
I'm sure they'll be low-key shipping them all off to chiner again soon, if not already †bh

[Anonymous No.17144495]

>>17141011
the food that gets sold in your supermarkets is really appalling; the meat in particular is inedible. I really don't understand, because there are endless fantastic restaurants in Sydney.

t. Brit who has to go to specialty places in this hell-hole

[Anonymous No.17144515]

>>17144495
Go back to your grey depressing shithole faggot, we don't want you here.

[Anonymous No.17144517]

>>17144495
Yeah? You ever shopped in mainstream England, or is your head permanently ensconced in your arsehole? Trick question, I know you're a pom cottage industry shill shill terrified of our superior results from mass market techniques. Have the Australian elite ever imported a single pommy steak for their private debaucherty? No, there has been no reason to import inferior meat at a higher price.

[Anonymous No.17144521]

>>17143915
Nah mate, we're not locked in. You've been locked out.

[Anonymous No.17144524]

>>17144517
This tbqhwy, pommy fags always come to Australia and talk shit, but then they keep coming back for vacations. Fucking tossers.

[Anonymous No.17144554]

>>17144390
what are you on about mate?

[Anonymous No.17144599]

>>17141011
have you tried chocolate milk and meat pies? that shit is outstanding, we should all be so blessed that we can live on that most perfect food. im gonna go get some now.

[Anonymous No.17144643]

>>17144401
>>17144422
>>17144419
Why the fuck don't we just harvest yabbies? They're snack sized lobsters. My grandmother used to cook them up.

[Anonymous No.17144663]

Do Australians really put sprinkles on buttered bread and eat it? Gross

[Anonymous No.17144670]

>>17141011
My bff from australia brought over homemade kangaroo jerkey. Its fucking delicious and its definitely Australian.

[Anonymous No.17144682]

>>17144643
not a big enough market I reckon.

[Anonymous No.17144734]

>>17141024
Rubbish taste. Beetroot improves a burger.

[Anonymous No.17144814]

>>17144643
What's the yabbie population even like? I only ever see hoards of Asians blocking up the river harvesting them

[Anonymous No.17144859]

>>17142310
this is very true, I was born here to english parents but the community we lived in were predominantly italians, so very early on they got their shit together with actually putting salt or really just anything other than beef and potato into a meal. I cannot believe the dreary shit some people eat day to day then go out to a burger/steak "restaurant" and rave about how good the experience was because the food sure as shit wasn't remarkable.

[Anonymous No.17144866]

I honestly can cook better than most Australian restaurants like you wouldn't believe it but I make better curries, better Chinese, better steaks, better Japanese food. It's insane just how bad the level of our cuisine is.

[Anonymous No.17144906]

>>17144866
At least we have Chineze, Indian, Thai, Japanese, Lebanese etc cuisine to prop us up. Regular Australian fare is derived from English pies and low-effort sausages and things like that. At least we have great beef and at least 2nd World pork.

I still prefer the taste the marbling of American beef but Aussie beef has the distinction of being uniquely Australian in flavour and I love it. Also, indulge in Aussie lamb or rare kangaroo sometimes and you start to feel a little pride.

[Anonymous No.17145012]

>>17144906
I dunno about that but Aussie lambs mint. I haven't cooked roo in ages though.

[Anonymous No.17145076]

>>17141011
>rice with salmon considered complex and foreign
>not just having salmon on its own
fatcunt detected

[Anonymous No.17145101]

>>17145012
Generally one shouldn't cook roo at home anyway. It's delicious but only with the right fixins and sauce and it's hard to pull if off. I did roo a few times at BBQs and it just didn't fly, tastes like old lamb meat if you don't really know what you're doing

[Anonymous No.17145155]

>>17145101
Is there an evidence backed approach to cooking roo correctly? I've found the steaks always make these protein bubbles and burn (granted I haven't cooked roo since I was around 12 lol)

[Anonymous No.17145158]

>>17145155
yeah when i make my roo i use equal parts butter and flour, hope that helps bro

[Anonymous No.17145167]

>>17145155
>Is there an evidence backed approach to cooking roo
Probably but I don't fucking know it. I've always gone with the old adage that roo is bad at home but delicious at a proper restaurant or bistro. You find a place that serves delicious roo and you learn from them

[Anonymous No.17145217]

>>17141011
Alright, i can see why you say this mate. Having traveled a lot for both fun and work, I can say without a doubt the general quality of food here in Straya is noticeably higher, keeping in mind every country has shitty frozen and fast food.
Now, I know what you're thinking about the whole Michelin thing, and we don't have them not because we're no good, but rather that the Michelin guide doesn't get out to us
Also, we've only been a sovereign country for 110 years so no wonder we don't have a unique culinary identity just yet. We have a few ways to go, I'm either expecting and old meets new fusion not dissimilar to Cajun with the old school French techniques meeting new world ingredients, or instead an East meets West fusion of dishes being of opposing cuisines featuring ingredients of the opposite style, for example a rendang beef wellington . If i had to bet on it, going on the success and excellence of the top shelf Aussie restaurants my money is on the former

[Anonymous No.17145219]

>>17141011
>are we the worst when it comes to food?
darkies literally eating dirt cookies and mosquito patties you fuckhead

[Anonymous No.17145239]

>>17141011
Ham and egg pizza is dope though

[Anonymous No.17145252]

>>17145219
Bugs are the future of a climate friendly diet. Why don't you try being less racist and more open minded, faggot

[Anonymous No.17145266]

>>17145252
Fucking ironic that the future comes from people still living in fucking stone age cultures aye I guess.

[Anonymous No.17145334]

>>17144517
>>17144524
>>17144515
delicious tears from eaters of tasteless Woolies filth

[Anonymous No.17145348]

>>17145334
your queen eats the shit we buy at woolies as a fancy meal, think about that you faggot. we get a lot of money from japan and you fags wanting our meat.

[Anonymous No.17145353]

>>17145348
pretty sure I already covered this response with "delicious tears", mate

[Anonymous No.17145357]

>>17145353
yiff in hell.

[Anonymous No.17145360]

>>17141011
Pie floaters
But anyway who gives a shit. We have basically every food from Western Europe here (besides Scandinavia) as something you can get easy. Asian shit as well, just not as much in a supermarket.

[Anonymous No.17145362]

>>17145353
yeah but it's an actual fact your royals and most of europe spend a shitload just to get our quality beef, you should be deported and then cut off from us providing you yuropoors forever. You'd get to taste your own shit for once, and you'd come back begging for daddy.

[Anonymous No.17145363]

>>17145357
pretending I'm a furry doesn't make your supermarket garbage taste any better.

>>17145362
weirdly all the aussie stuff in the UK is decent, dunno why you eat your own off-cuts.

[Anonymous No.17145373]

>>17145363
Your supermarket shit ain't no better, nigel, but at least ours is higher quality. Literally confirmed, too. google it.

[Anonymous No.17145437]

>>17141011
You must not live in Sydney mate, Sydney is one of the fine dining capitals of the world. I have travelled extensively for work and can easily say that Sydney ranks amongst the best cities in the world for food (provided you earn a high salary).