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17131972 No.17131972 [Reply] [Original]

How does he get out without stepping on the pizza?

>> No.17131982

he will have to clear a path by eating it

>> No.17131984

Better Question is how did he get there?

>> No.17131987

They usually use a ceiling-mounted pulley system in places like this

>> No.17132044

>>17131972
The real answer? He just steps on it. He doesn't care.

>> No.17132051

>>17131972
he doesn't
he has to wait for every piece to be eaten

>> No.17132058

>>17131972
if you look closer those are multiple pizzas, so he can just rearrange them after passing through a corridor

>> No.17132061

>>17131972
Slow day for grabbing food pics off Facebook?

>> No.17132066

>>17132061
This picture’s been posted a thousand times, what does it have to do with facebook?

>> No.17132087

>>17132066
>This picture’s been posted a thousand times
You don't see the problem here?

>> No.17132097

>>17132087
Pasta, bots, and bait come with the hobby

Just flag and sage

>> No.17132104

>>17131972
>Burguer

>> No.17132119

>>17131972
he's the Moises of pizza

>> No.17132121

>>17132058
this, when you look closely it's not one pizza.
bottom left you can see it's just interlocking normal-sized pizzas.

>> No.17132632

>>17131972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
JUMP

>> No.17132754

just jump

>> No.17132824

>>17131984
this

>> No.17132848

>>17131972
he does a double jump duh

>> No.17133055

>>17131972
Pizza cutter roller skates.

>> No.17133152

>>17131984
>this is not my beautiful restaurant
>this is not my beautiful pizza
My God, what have I done?

>> No.17133542

>>17131972
The middle section is an elevator that takes him down to the basement

>> No.17133582

>>17131972
He's Brazilian so not to be rude he took off his shoes and walked barefoot through the pizza.

>> No.17134106
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17134106

>>17131972
>>17131972
How did he get in?

>> No.17134117

>>17133152
>seeing the customers go by
>let the pizzas hold me down

>> No.17134125

>>17134106
How did he manage to eat all those eggs in the first place?

>> No.17136149

>>17134106
Are they cooking him? How is that legal?

>> No.17136182

>>17134106
alhamdullilah

>> No.17136238
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>>17132632

>> No.17136245

>>17136238
moar latex

>> No.17137673

>>17136238
Who?

>> No.17137681

Based on the language of the signs he just steps on it and everyone still eats it anyways

>> No.17137778

>>17136238
Boobs too small

>> No.17138681

>>17131972
he's got a very uneven distribution of pepperoni on his hands there

>> No.17140047

>>17138681
There's no pepperoni at all on his hands, though. How can that be uneven?

>> No.17141016

>>17137778
they're perfect

>> No.17141142

>>17137778
They're probably bigger than you think if in a regular bra or left to sag, and are intentionally compressed in the latex like an ill fitting sports bra.