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Bonus points if it’s dangerous.

>> No.17130378

suik un quik.

>> No.17130389

>>17130378
suck me quick?

>> No.17131808

>>17130389
no, its 'souxique une qouickgh'

>> No.17131869

pictureofawoman.tiff

>> No.17131878

>>17131808
Suggie von gucci?

>> No.17131897

>>17130378
sneed

>> No.17131902

>>17130364
that looks interesting but for that money I'd fucking forge my own.

>> No.17131905

>>17130364
>279.99
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17131913

>>17130364
That knife isn't retarded, especially if you do a lot of work that requires the use of a bench knife

>> No.17131919
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>> No.17131923

>>17131913
That said I'll keep using the plastic guys that robin hood sends out with their product

>> No.17132021

>>17131919
The glass cutting board or the boning knife being used on tomatoes?

>> No.17132035

>>17131913
who spends 250 on a bench knife?
The bench knife is a beat up old piece of shit knife that no one wants anymore

>> No.17132047

>>17131808
heh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs4gLkawe4U
Happy House

>> No.17132548

>>17132035
'elite' people will happily spend it

>> No.17132636

>>17132021
Why not both

>> No.17132855

>>17131919
nothing wrong with a glass cutting board

>> No.17133033
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>> No.17133081

Remember last year or two years ago, the cast iron Finex octagon-shaped frying pan that was $300, and we put that crying guy's face in it?

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>>17133033
Worry no longer friend, thon only thing you hear now are the abomination's death rattles.

>> No.17133732

Post the one of the subscription bag juicer

>> No.17134345

>>17133033
>Juicero for booze

>> No.17134360

>>17133508
those work great that guy just doesn't know how to make pulled pork.

thats the kind of shit you need when you smoke 40 lbs of pork shoulder and you need to shred it

>> No.17134413

>>17134360
Why not just let it cool a bit and use your bear hands?

>> No.17134700
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>> No.17134793

eletric salt/pepper. It uses 6 batteries. SIX AAA BATTERIES

>> No.17134805

>>17134700
what was all the phone stuff even for?

>> No.17134844

>>17134413
Heh

>> No.17134964

>>17133033
Who the fuck gets dressed up to have a cocktail in their own home?

>> No.17134975

>>17131919
>fuck your knife

>> No.17135006

>>17134713
I fucking lost

>> No.17135009

>>17134713
>hey bro could I get some salt for this?
>nah man, internet is down

>> No.17135107

>>17134805

In short, DRM.

The juicer required an internet connection as it would read a QR code or RFID tag on the juice packet. These juice packets were only available as a subscription service from Juicero, costing roughly $8 USD per packet. If the packet was "expired" by even just a day or lacked the identification tags, the juicer would refuse to operate.

The entire business model for Juicero was built around rent seeking behavior and I'm thankful for every day that they are no longer in business.

>> No.17135136

>>17134700
Why not have a button that starts the press after you put the bag in?
Why not use the juicer like a hammer on the bag?

>> No.17135176

>>17135136
you could literally just squeeze the bag with your hands and get more juice

>> No.17135188

>>17134360
no they don't you faggot shill they fucking suck