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17124513 No.17124513[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What can you feed your spouse to prevent them from losing weight?

>> No.17124519

cook with extra oil, slightly larger portions, heavy on carbs
or just KYS you toxic piece of shit

>> No.17124522

It ain't cum.

>> No.17124529
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17124529

More food? Just tell them you want them to be a fatty fat blubber walrus butter golem. How is it that so many relationships lack communication?

>> No.17124552

>>17124529
Women are very receptive to the behaviors that make them fat (eating ice cream and snacks all the time, sitting on their ass 24/7) but very opposed to the idea of actually getting fat. So you have to encourage the behavior while omitting the reason why.

>> No.17124592

>>17124513
By tying a noose around your neck and jumping off a bridge

>> No.17124606

>>17124513
You cut them loose, only option.

>> No.17125186

>>17124513
Laxatives

>> No.17125219

>>17125186
This. Make them do the William Montgomery diet.