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>go to McD's
>eat a burger meal
>incredibly full
>20 minutes later
>hungry again
why did god make our bodies work this way?

>> No.17123334

>>17123187
Put yourself into extreme shock. An example is: go to your roof and step to the edge. Look down and lean forward. Get out of your house and run really fast. So fast that you feel your lungs burning. Take cold showers, develop hatred towards them.
This way you will not be so hungry. People in shock are not hungry.

>> No.17123425

>>17123334
Does he really gotta do all that

>> No.17123469

>>17123425
All that. Yes.

>> No.17123540

>>17123425
sounds about right

>> No.17123590

>>17123187
>why did god make our bodies work this way?
because youre supposed to eat a lot. medieval people ate as much if not more than modern people but they had to work hard which is something most people today don't do, thats why they weren't fatasses (at least the regular folk weren't)

>> No.17123599

>>17123187
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of burgers in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>> No.17123601

>>17123334
What if I just browse rotten.com?

>> No.17123602

>>17123187
cause it's a shit tier meal that spikes your blood sugar.

You're not hungry you fat lard ass, your blood sugar is screaming at your retarded pea brain to reward the body more for shit it don't deserve.
Real hunger is a dull pain that's easy to ignore.

>> No.17123612

>>17123187
you fat fuck

>> No.17123615

>>17123599
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>> No.17123623

>>17123615
Gotta go for the lowhanging fruit when you can.
I usually do better senpai, I promise, I'm just not in a creative mood right now.

>> No.17123634

>>17123623
You can suck my lowhanging cock if that makes you feel better

>> No.17123885

>>17123187
Highly processed carbs let your insulin spike, especially when combined with fat.

Eat unprocessed carbs like beans or brown rice to not shock your body with too much sugar at one time. Avoid basically all packaged foods and look up glycemic index/load to mostly eat foods on the lower end of the glycemic spectrum and try to eat mostly whole foods.

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17123890

>>17123187

>> No.17124353

>>17123187
Because you are supposed to eat actual food not highly processed crap

>> No.17124358

>>17124353
Who's gonna stop me? You?

>> No.17124364

>>17124358
No, just no one wants to hear your fat ass bitch about how they're hungry a few minutes after eating because you are fat and you eat shit "food".

>> No.17124372

>>17123187
Because of shrinkflation their burgers just aren't what they used to be. I used to be content with just one meal but nowadays it's usually a big Mac meal, two mcdoubles and a mcchicken on the side to have a solid meal. At least the value menu is still value with all this crazy inflation

>> No.17124443

>>17124372
No the problem isn't "shrinkflation" you're just a fat ass.

>> No.17124450
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17124450

>>17123187
>eat food scientifically engineered to make you want to eat more after a short while
>be confused when you're hungry and want more after a short while
hmm

>> No.17125003

>>17123334
>anon fails biology class
Stress increases cortisol which increases cravings for high calorie foods with tons of carbs.

>> No.17125682

>>17124443
They just don't make them like they used to

>> No.17125734

>>17125003
That's not what my research says, I don't listen to fake news scientists I just do my own research. Try using YouTube sometime moron

>> No.17125736

bunch of twink boys itt calling me fat

>> No.17125748

>>17124358
A stroke.

>> No.17125752

>>17125736
My fist. Full force. Into your chin.
All it would take to end your existence permanently. Well met.

>> No.17125886

>>17125003
You've never been shocked.
>be me
>One night buy pie from bakery
>walk to friends house
>a guy with his underwear runs out of his house and bashes me on some iron bars
>friends find me
>le guy leaves me

I couldn't eat the whole pie. I was shocked! I'd normally be able to eat 2 of them, but that night I ate half.
I knew that guy, but I don't know why he didn't know me. We've seen each other sometimes, but he didn't seem to recognize me.

>> No.17126759

>>17123187
That's not God, anon, that's (((food science.)))
God is trying to tell you to quit eating that processed garbage.

>> No.17127669
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17127669

>>17123187
>Blaming a fictional deity that you can't eat healthy food.
Do obese millennials, really?

>> No.17127674

>>17125886
Why didn't you draw your gun and shoot him?

>> No.17127971

>>17123187
>god
You are a fat fucking cow being fed slop

>> No.17128328

>our bodies

you mean your body you fat fuck

>> No.17129879

>>17123187
Local burger joint I worked for had a vegetarian burger of compressed nut-meat. Grilled onions and mushrooms, swiss cheese, and an avocado on a whole wheat bun. It always left me feeling much cleaner than any of their other burgers. Haven't had any better vegetarian option anywhere else.

>> No.17129891

>>17128328
>>17127971
>>17127669
stop!

stop it now

>> No.17129898

>>17124450
Huh, apparently you really CAN put lipstick on a pige.

>> No.17130046

>>17128328
Anon we eat for the Soviet Union

>> No.17130061

>>17123187
is that sort of body achievable natty?

>> No.17130158

>>17127674
I don't have a gun.