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17122232 No.17122232 [Reply] [Original]

*poisons your food*

>> No.17122238

Basically but a sandwich doesn't taste right without it.

>> No.17122243

>>17122238
>a sandwich doesn't taste right with it
ftfy.

>> No.17122251

>>17122243
What do you get on your sub? full list

>> No.17122258

>>17122251
i get double meat ny steamer with mushrooms and bacon.

>> No.17122260

>>17122258
and i get it dry.
dressing is poison.

>> No.17122262

mayonnaise is heaven
ken's extra heavy

>> No.17122263

>>17122258
A regular ass sub not some cheesesteak thing

>> No.17122264

>>17122263
that is a regular sub, anon.
have you never been to firehouse?

>> No.17122267
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17122267

>Ahhhhhh I don't like thing how can people like thing? Ahhhhhh thread #680794
I might had given you a pass for telling me why mayonese is bad but first thing I have to read is that you actually just hate it, fuck you OP and shove that bro science up your ass.

>> No.17122271

>>17122267
>I might had given you a pass for telling me why mayonese
i see you can't read the op of the thread.
maybe you should take some time to read it again.

>> No.17122272

>>17122264
I get your dumb ass thread rolling and you treat me like a goon. fuck you

>> No.17122302

>>17122272
>implying threads matter anywhere on the internet
why are you like this?

>> No.17122407

>>17122271
You can't read yourself, it literally says it's healthy in moderation.
He claims it's poison, then immediatly comments on the first reply how it ruins sandwiches.
This isn't about mayonese being poison, there are far worse things, this is about him not liking it.

>> No.17122424

>>17122251
wheat bread
BMT
spinach
red onion
Peppers
hot sauce
salt n pepper
then I get the female server to spit in it

>> No.17122432

>>17122424
even if she has meth mouth?

>> No.17122437

>>17122432
I don't live in the US

>> No.17122494

>>17122258
Babe?

>> No.17122499

>>17122232
Dukes n kewpie or bust

>> No.17122936

>mayo with dijon
I kneel

>> No.17123002

>>17122437
meth is popular around the world

>> No.17123084

>>17122232
I don't get it. Where's the poison?

>> No.17123115
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17123115

>>17122232
>not making your own mayonnaise and controlling what goes into your body
It's like 4 ingredients, stop being fucking lazy.

>> No.17123119

>>17122499
based & correct

>> No.17123122

>>17123115
It's not about the effort. It's that you need to make too much as a minimum amount. Store mayo lasts for months on end, self made only has a few days. And there's no way around having to make too much.

>> No.17123206

>>17123115
this
I don't wanna drink my soybean oil

>> No.17123326

>>17122424
>then I get the female server to spit in it

Why not just skip the middleman and tip them an extra fiver to have them hock it straight into your mouth

>> No.17123335
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17123335

>>17122258
for me is jalapenos, salami and pepper jack with no sauce sometimes lettuce if i'm dehydrated

>> No.17123427

>>17122238
Why do yanks have such a phobia of butter or olive spreads?

>> No.17123856

>>17122251
mustard is the only condiment i put on my sub

>> No.17124475

>>17122232
lol, I eat 3/4 of a cup a day.

>> No.17124531
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>>17122232
>be Russian
>80% of salads have mayo in them
>and they taste fucking great

>> No.17124559

>>17122251
Ham and bread. Simple as.

>> No.17124579

>>17122243
you have to have it on tomato sandwiches

>> No.17124585

>>17122251
Roast beef or ham, lettuce, tomato, peppers, onion, banana peppers, olives, pickles, mayo, salt/pepper, oil, and vinegar.

>> No.17124601

>>17124579
Based almost Noone understands me ok those

>> No.17124736
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>>17122232
>(Checkmark) sugar-free
>94kcal per tablespoon

>> No.17124842
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17124842

>>17124736
Wow somebody actually took the time to make this.

>> No.17125079

The own-brand mayo I bought recently certainly is. Tastes like... idk... Just sad. It tastes like sad. I can't find McCormick mayo right now, which actually tastes good.

>> No.17125102

>>17122499
Duke's is okay, but it ain't no McCormick.

>> No.17125122

>>17123427
because theyve been told saturated fat is bad and will kill you ad nauseaum for about 60 years

>> No.17125131

>>17122232
Proper mayonnaise has egg in it, which has protein. This infograph is just some whipped margarine or some shit.

>> No.17125152

>>17125131
Per tablespoon, schmuck

>> No.17125162

>>17123002
every single American citizen alive today is either on meth or a product of it. sickening meth insects. I hope China burns their entire mullato race

>> No.17125175

>>17125162
you do realize Asia is completely overrun with meth right? it even considered a drug, it'
s regarded the same as coffee

>> No.17125221

>>17125175
ok cletus

>> No.17125687

>>17125221
Are you really this ignorant and have the audacity call me Cletus? Amphetamines are all over Asia and the UK