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What would happen if someone ate a whole jar of green olives in one sitting? We're talking like 20oz worth here, not sure if it's possible but if they could do it would they survive?

>> No.17112901

Is this person a Greek guy?

>> No.17112903

>>17112896
Why wouldn't it be possible?

>> No.17112909

>>17112901
No he's like peruvian I think.

>>17112903
Well the most I've ever seen eaten was like 10 martinis worth and the guy was puking almost right after and had a horrible hang over.

>> No.17112924

Kind of looks like a tin of eyeballs. Unsettling to look at.

>> No.17112928

Green olive suicide is no joke.

>> No.17112954

>>17112896
a lot of sodium. i would try to induce vomiting. drink a LOT of water to offset the salt and just ride the wave.

>> No.17113119

Worst case scenario is that you can't get a boner for a day or two

>> No.17113123

>>17112896
You become an olive.

>> No.17113141

Depends if you accidently swallow a seed or not. If you do then you need to make yourself throw up right after or itll start growing in your gut

>> No.17113146

>>17112896
>brother eats a jar a week
you should be fine.

>> No.17113168

>>17112896
sodium diarrhea
glass of water
then fine

>> No.17113171

>>17112896
>Sodium chloride lethal dose: 3,000 mg/kg
>100 gr green olive sodium: 1,556 mg
Not gonna die from that.

>> No.17113217

>>17112896
I ate a whole jar of capers one time for $20. Was terrible by the end but i wasn't sick

>> No.17113333

>>17112896
we have olive trees
bud does the olives 0 i dont like olives
he goes to town every night from the jar
he seems fine

>> No.17113417

alcohol poisoning is very very common and you could die from just 15 olives worth of martinis depending on weight and tolerance

>> No.17113842

>>17112896
I've done it, and I felt great afterwards.

>> No.17113846

>>17113171
That's a lethal dose to die straight away, probably kidney failure or something. You can always get a heart attack.

>> No.17113850

>>17112896
I've eaten an entire jar before and ever since then I've been able to smell colors

>> No.17113964

>>17112896

Nigga I do this after every session of heavy drinking together with lots of water, magnesium and ibuprofen. No headaches.

Maybe it's my medimutt genes but olives are my best friend. I can't teal with the bitter ones from arab shops though. Disgusting pee jars.

>> No.17114064

i do it all the time

>> No.17114081

You would be a thirsty boy, that's forcsure

>> No.17114731

>>17112896
i think he'd be hard-pressed to get through the entire jar. a few olives are great, even a lot of olives, but it would take only a true son of the mediterranean to even eat half that jar without getting sick of em

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>>17112896

>> No.17114890

>>17112954
Are you 85 years old?
Why are you worrying about sodium like some fucking retard? Is it just because that's the longest word you know?

>> No.17114919

>>17114890
dumb fuck

>> No.17114933

>>17114890
>why would you worry about unhealthy things
Idiot.

>> No.17115513

>>17112954
Vomiting will NOT solve shit. You're not drinking rat poison retard it's salt.
It's already absorbed when it's going down.

>> No.17115552

I've probably come close on days/nights in the tavernas around Patras.

>> No.17115578

>>17112896

I generally only eat half the jar, but I've done the full jar before. Bit of an upset stomach, drank a lot of water. My shit the next day smelled pretty foul and looked like tar, but it wasn't painful or anything.

t. Fatfuck

>> No.17115595

>>17112924
have you never eaten olives you actual retarded faggot

>> No.17115597

>>17115513
You know that it takes time to absorb things right?

>> No.17115604

>>17115597
depends on the thing.

>> No.17115780

>>17112896
thats a shitload of salt i wouldnt do it.

>> No.17115857

>>17114919
>>17114933
How many jabs have you two gullible retards had by now?

Sodium is literally a non-issue for young and healthy individuals unless we're talking about actual poisoning doses.

>> No.17115990

>>17115857
spot the american