Michelin bros... I don't feel so good..

[Anonymous No.17103011]

[Anonymous No.17103014]

>>17103011
Source article

https://medium.com/@everywhereist/bros-lecce-we-eat-at-the-worst-michelin-starred-restaurant-ever-3466c98cdbdf

[Anonymous No.17103024]

>>17103011
IHTA

[Anonymous No.17103135]

It’s only fair that one asks the chef to toss their salad after the amuse bouche.

[Anonymous No.17103144]

You wish you could afford buying a meal that makes your hands tremble from low blood sugar 3 hours into the meal.

[Anonymous No.17103145]

shut up queer.

[Anonymous No.17103180]

>>17103144
Food’s only worth what people are willing to pay. Many cases where restaurants, good or bad for whatever reason, die within two months because they simply cannot sell their food. OP’s example is a case where we must let the beast die in order to maintain some sort of quality and substance in fine dining establishments that has seen better days as of late.

[Anonymous No.17103187]

>>17103011
Apparently there are many psychos in the Chef profession.

[Anonymous No.17103261]

>>17103011
fucking stupid. make me suck it out of a plaster cock, that would be way hotter you'd be reserved out a year in advance

[Anonymous No.17103269]

That looks like my mouth onahole after I cum in it

[Anonymous No.17104597]

You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.17104607]

>Here's your "main course", bro
>*drips 3 homeopathic meat drops onto you plate*
>That'll be €200, but no tip necessary because it's Europe.

[Anonymous No.17104610]

>>17103014
>https://medium.com/@everywhereist/bros-lecce-we-eat-at-the-worst-michelin-starred-restaurant-ever-3466c98cdbd

Rich fucks like to be entertained, to have something to talk about for week.

>Yeahhh omg, I was at X and it was so bad. But like hilariously bad. Really a fun experience you should def go.

[Anonymous No.17104613]

>>17103011
At this point why not just make it a cock and you squeeze the balls squirt out the “food”? Now where’s my tire award?

[Anonymous No.17104614]

>>17104607
no they automatically add 25% gratuity for your convenience.

[Anonymous No.17104615]

>>17103011
Just when I thought it couldn't get worse than licking chocolate mousse from a toilet bowl...

>>17104607
>but no tip necessary because it's Europe.
Actually, thanks to americanisation, tips are now "welcome", with jars at every pay point.

[Anonymous No.17104625]

>they didn't give us enough food

[Anonymous No.17104627]

>>17104614
>25%
Having have lived in the USA and Western Europe, I much prefer the European model. Living wages are great - you don't have to think about other people's desperation when you eat and the servers don't get in your face trying to be as nice as fucking possible because they must beg for tips to scrape by. So many good eating situations in America are ruined by the weird fake mormon-like kindness that's forced upon you. As an aside, I miss diner food so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.17104638]

>>17104627
>you don't have to think about other people's desperation when you eat
i don't.
>servers don't get in your face trying to be as nice as fucking possible
they don't.
>eating situations in America are ruined by the weird fake mormon-like kindness
it's not.
America has the best service in the world by a fucking mile. It only feels weird in europe where some faggot wagie ignores you if not outright scowls at you for distracting them from their smartphone.

[Anonymous No.17104640]

>>17104615
Does the waiter come and chase you if you didn't tip?

[Anonymous No.17104644]

>>17104615
>no Americans involved
>the Americans are responsible for this

Also,
>European restaurant chooses on their own to do something they consider “American”
>meanwhile every person there, from the wealthiest patron to the busboy, would undoubtedly talk for hours on end about how much they hate America if given half a chance

It’s all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.17104649]

>>17103011
I just read that and it feels like they were fucking with them because they are british (american?) tourists in Italy.

[Anonymous No.17104654]

>>17104613
>tire award
Lolz

[Anonymous No.17104661]

How good can a foam get for it to be considered michelin level food? It's just a foam.

[Anonymous No.17104706]

>>17104625
Pretty much this. A gross American landwhale with died hair goes to a Michelin starred restaurant and eats 27 courses she does not understand. It was not enough food. Just go to fucking McDonalds already.

[Anonymous No.17104727]

>>17104706
those are anglos

[Anonymous No.17104732]

>>17104727
Even worst.

[Anonymous No.17104763]

>>17103014
>I’m talking about the long tail stuff — the sort of meals that make you feel as though the fabric of reality is unraveling. The ones that cause you to reassess the fundamentals of capitalism, and whether or not you’re living in a simulation in which someone failed to properly program this particular restaurant. The ones where you just know somebody’s going to lift a metal dome off a tray and reveal a single blue or red pill.
eh

[Anonymous No.17104768]

>>17103180
Sounds like your just jealous.

[Anonymous No.17104803]

>>17104768
Don't you dare talk shit about my jealous.

[Anonymous No.17104807]

>>17104644
Yeah, I really don't understand. They bitch and moan about "Americanization," but literally no one is forcing them to do it. If you don't want Americanization, just stop doing things American style, it's that easy.

[Anonymous No.17104809]

>>17104640
I was onced chased by a waiter when I didn't leave a tip. No lie. It was fucking surreal.

[Anonymous No.17104818]

>>17104763
God damn. I usually appreciate it when authors spice up their observations with some deeper insights but it usually becomes quite clear if it is done by a dilettante who only tries to sound smart but fail at doing so spectacularly.

[Anonymous No.17104820]

>>17104809
I wish I'd never become a waiter

[Anonymous No.17104825]

>>17103024
i hate the autism?

[Anonymous No.17104836]

>>17103011
>Italy

I thought Italians knew how to make food.

[Anonymous No.17104841]

>>17104820
based

[Anonymous No.17104843]

>>17104836
>P.S. — The next day, one of the staff tried contacting the only single female member of our party via Instagram messages. “Hey, I served you last night!” he wrote. She immediately blocked him.
basado or basadissimo or whatever

>>17104836
They were probably taking the piss and trying to find out how much they can swindle anglos out of their money.

[Anonymous No.17104844]

>>17104820
>James (((Gold)))

[Anonymous No.17104888]

>>17103014
He talks like a fag.

[Anonymous No.17104892]

>>17104888
sweatie, I mean... look at his picture I'd text this hot silver hunk right away on scruff haha

[Anonymous No.17104941]

>>17104843
But there were multiple women in his pictures?

[Anonymous No.17105136]

>>17104941
> multiple women
Males use the prounoun "she" in the (((West))) now.

[Anonymous No.17105140]

>>17104941
Yup

[Anonymous No.17105144]

>>17104941
>>17105140
Also this one

[Anonymous No.17105162]

>>17103011
based as fuck chef

[Anonymous No.17105176]

>>17104807
Do you think they're a fucking hive mind?

[Anonymous No.17105178]

>>17104661
But it took 9 hours to make :3

[Anonymous No.17105180]

should've done it with a mould of his anus to be trully groundbreaking

[Anonymous No.17105181]

>>17104941
>>17105140
>>17105144
Learn to read

[Anonymous No.17105188]

>>17103011
If the chef was a cute girl, I'd consider it.

[Anonymous No.17105196]

Sounds like they showed up acting like pathetic cunts and whining about their "allergies", so the chef just gave them all the dogshit options because fuck people who have "dietary restrictions", they shouldn't be anywhere near a fucking restaurant.

They look like a horrific table, I'd quite happily beat them all to death with a tire iron.

[Anonymous No.17105206]

>>17105176
two-way street pussy. do you think America is a hive mind?

[Anonymous No.17105214]

>>17105196
did it say any of that in the article or are you just projecting a strawman to get angry at because you're a miserable faggot with nothing going on in your life except raging at imaginary situations on the 4channels?

[Anonymous No.17105217]

>>17104661
they rate the restaurant not individual dishes

[Anonymous No.17105227]

>>17105214
Yeah, did you not read the article? It's a pathetic hipster who goes to a dumb hipster place and then complains that they get dumb hipster shit instead of a Big Mac.

[Anonymous No.17105229]

>>17104627
>Living wages are great - you don't have to think about other people's desperation when you eat

You just have to worry about some gypsy trying to steal your wallet as soon as you leave the restaurant

[Anonymous No.17105233]

>>17105206
No, where was that implied? You're the one confused by people complaining about things their fellow countrymen do as if they have executive control over it.

[Anonymous No.17105260]

>>17105188
The chef is a woke homo pedo.

[Anonymous No.17105420]

>>17105229
You just have to worry about D'quarius and Laqueefa trying to steal your wallet as soon as you leave the restaurant

[Anonymous No.17105453]

>>17103014
That's hilarious. Don't fuck with southern Italians.

[Anonymous No.17105460]

>>17103011
Imagine the chef puts his semen in there.

[Anonymous No.17105480]

>>17104820
That's fuckin hilarious and based

[Anonymous No.17105488]

>>17105420
No, unlike gypsies there are actually black Americans who go to restaurants and eat there without incident. Gypsies can't help themselves but steal.

[Anonymous No.17105500]

>>17104638
>best service in the world
No that goes to Japan hands down

[Anonymous No.17105536]

>>17105453
yeah, it would be beastiality

[Anonymous No.17105730]

>>17103011

What is the appropriate way to signal your displeasure to the chef after he serves you Fanta flavored spit in a replica of his mouth? Keep in mind that no matter what you do, your next dish will have semen on it.

[Anonymous No.17105791]

>>17104661
It's just orange gastrique, it's not bad but I din't know why they'd serve it alone. I had some laid under magret de canard, shit was cash

[Anonymous No.17106153]

>>17105196
>I'd quite happily beat them all to death with a tire iron
those words have been written by White hands

[Anonymous No.17106183]

>>17105196
Now now, let's be reasonable. As usual, there's two sides to this story. One of them is that the writer and his friends are clearly some kind of hipster cunts and should be at least severely mangled for that. I'm all for that.

The other side, however, is that the restaurant and the "bros" that own it are all the way up their own asses, ouroboros-style. No menu, just a 27-course tasting ordeal where everything is ironic and purposefully shitty? Come the fuck ON. Any "restaurant" that doesn't serve steak with potatoes should be burned to the ground with the staff inside it.

[Anonymous No.17106743]

>>17106183
>steak with potatoes
Wow so le epic and simple and manly. I bet you like bacon, fag. This is what happens when you get your opinions from reddit, just fuck my nigger up family

[Anonymous No.17106810]

>we were told to lick it out of the chef’s mouth in a scene that I’m pretty sure was stolen from an eastern European horror film.
Fucking disgusting.
But if Emmy made one, I would unironically buy it and lick sloppa out of it daily.

[Anonymous No.17106817]

>>17106743
>a literal timelessly classic combination is now somehow <website I don’t like>
>as is bacon
I think you should spend some time off the internet, anon.

[Anonymous No.17107062]

>>17103011
How pretentious

[Anonymous No.17107225]

>>17106817
>a literal timelessly classic combination

...like shrimp cocktail?

[Anonymous No.17107308]

>>17103261
>drinking milkshake through tubed horse dildo
Now there's an idea.

[Anonymous No.17107314]

>>17103011
wh*tes are truly the most degenerate and depraved race

[Anonymous No.17107441]

>>17103187
kind of have to be a psycho to want to work 12-16 hours a day, 6 days a week for shit money

[Anonymous No.17107449]

>>17103011
>citrus foam

[Anonymous No.17107786]

>>17103014
thought this was pretty funny. im glad its at least a little down to earth
>Because dinner was not involved... The entire evening was about it, and guess what? IT NEVER SHOWED

[Anonymous No.17107874]

>>17103269
I think that's the point, to make it look like you're sucking cum out of the chef's mouth.

[Anonymous No.17108045]

>>17104807
Well the problem for awhile has been that if you resist American "culture" long enough, certain (((interests))) start funding regime changes, equity programs, refugee resettlement, etc

[Anonymous No.17108099]

>>17103014
>I asked if I could eat the real orange that had been served alongside it.
>“Yes,” the server said, annoyed. “But you aren’t really supposed to.”
>He let me have two segments and then whisked the fruit away.

[Anonymous No.17108149]

>>17104627
Cooking food is not a livable wage. Get a good job

[Anonymous No.17108502]

>>17104818
He's not trying to sound smart hes trying to be funny. idk I laughed

[Anonymous No.17108660]

>>17103011
what if the chef is a French loli tomboy?

[Anonymous No.17108671]

>>17104638
do you ever even go out?

[Anonymous No.17108843]

>>17108099
>NOOOOO you can't just eat the fruit like a normal person!

[Anonymous No.17109024]

> Oh, and please note: all allergy requests were entirely ignored. My partner's throat started to close up due to an allergic reaction.

He's an absolute madman, on one side he cracks me up, on the other I would punch him in the neck

[Anonymous No.17109204]

>>17109024
>partner

I'm sure that's totally the reason for his throat closing up.

[Anonymous No.17109212]

>>17109204
Why do you idiots automatically assume partner means romantic

[Anonymous No.17109232]

>>17109212
>romantic
Nothing romantic about sodomy.

[Anonymous No.17109257]

>>17109024
>I am a fan of the avant guarde
>guarde

[Anonymous No.17109286]

>>17109212
It doesn't sound like they were cops

[Anonymous No.17109290]

>>17109257
En garde, moussaillons !
>>17109212
Unless they're larping as cowboys why wouldn't you just use friend, colleague, acquaintance...?

[Anonymous No.17109292]

>>17107225
Yes except the usual serving for shrimp cocktail is about half a dozen shrimp, you disingenuous faggot

[Anonymous No.17109296]

>>17105217
Well it sounds like they rated wrong

[Anonymous No.17109361]

>>17105453
Lmao you're the guy who thinks old new york men are the epitome of badasses. Kys.

[Anonymous No.17109385]

>>17103011
Based. Eastern Europeans don't make horror films though. Understandable mistake cause all our films look like horror films but they're actually just showing the reality of life here.>>17103144

[Anonymous No.17109386]

>>17109024
>I love taking risks
>eats at different places

[Anonymous No.17109390]

>>17109385
that second (you) is accidental

[Anonymous No.17109406]

>>17103011
do you think that they enjoy watching rich people humiliate themselves and pay for it too

[Anonymous No.17109412]

>>17109406
That seems to be the whole purpose of it

[Anonymous No.17109448]

>>17103011
>>17103014
WHY THE HELL DID THEY PAY FOR IT

[Anonymous No.17109949]

>>17103011
>chef responds

[Anonymous No.17109977]

>>17109949
Chef sounds based. Fuck that uppity blog cunt.

[Anonymous No.17109997]

>>17109949
The problem is that the comparison just doesn't work when you take old carrots and cook the, in butter for 4 hours and call it an experience. High class cooking is just being a pretentious cunt for the sake of being a pretentious cunt.

[Anonymous No.17110000]

>>17109949
this guy is a fucking faggot
>>17109977
>pretentious modern "art"
>based

[Anonymous No.17110189]

>>17109949
>We are out of stock of Limoniamo
>The products are made to order. For this reason, there is a wait of about 30 days to receive the product.

https://www.pellegrinobrothers.it/en/product/limoniamo-floriano/

???

[Anonymous No.17110228]

>>17109949
>Chef Floriano would like to answer as follows, starting from a drawing
Fucking hell, my sides. I'm disappointed it turned into an actual analogy, I thought it was just going to be a completely unrelated dude on a horse.

[Anonymous No.17110254]

>>17104941
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SINGLE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Anonymous No.17110277]

>>17103011
I'm sure hearing your fellow diners go
>SSSHHHLLOPOPOPPPPPP
>CCCHHHRRRRPPP
while performing culinarylingus on a behelit is quite the experience

[Anonymous No.17110314]

>>17103011

[Anonymous No.17110589]

>>17103011
mmmm

[Anonymous No.17110592]

>>17110314
fuck
beat me to it

[Anonymous No.17110605]

>>17110000
>i dont personally enjoy it so its pretentious

exceptionally faggy mindset fag

[Anonymous No.17110608]

>>17109949
Okay but I'm paying for food not art.
Take your pretentious failure of a life somewhere else

[Anonymous No.17110611]

>>17110605
The description of the art is absolutely pretentious

[Anonymous No.17110687]

>>17109949
Using the art analogy, high art is below pop art in terms of artistic value, specifically because of the dota style moments in art. He didn’t even display ideas like cubism, which are creative enough to justify art as being different rather than a replication of things.
Contemporary high art has become a homogenized group of crudely writing profanities on large canvases, rather than displaying creativity (see cubism), feeling (see Impressionism), or sheer display of skill and talent (see renaissance realism).
If you want cooking to be equivalent to high art, than McDonald’s has a higher value in presentation, taste, experience, and originality (the foreign fast food menu being brought across the world was a very interesting promotion, and showed how even a homogenized product like fast food has to bend to the local people, but I wish the US could keep the bacon cheese fries).
And yes, I justified McDonald’s promotions as higher art than contemporary high art; that is how shit it’s become. If you’re going to be vulgar and rude, at least do it with a creepy peering through a door at a well executed painting, like The Origin of the World. The statement is stupid, but it’s at least well done.

[Anonymous No.17110818]

>>17108045
Yeah dude I'm sure the CIA is gonna coup Merkel if she doesn't institute tipping. Stop making ridiculous excuses and just accept you and everyone in your country is a wannabe no matter how much they say they hate America. Weird tsundere bitches.

[Anonymous No.17110871]

>>17103011
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.17110897]

>>17109949
>does art have to be beautiful
>not necessarily

he deserves death

[Anonymous No.17110906]

>>17110897
>what is postmodernism
I don’t like it either but you can’t shove diarrhea back into the ass.

[Anonymous No.17110928]

>>17109949
I don't agree with his attitude towards art, but I do agree that people need to realize going to a Michelin star restaurant is like going to a museum - to experience the 'art' of cooking. You should go to Maccy D's beforehand so you're pretty much full, THEN go to the restaurant for the artistic experience if that's what you're into. This idea should be clarified in the mind of the population, a traditionally good restaurant will never get Michelin stars, that's not what they represent anymore.

[Anonymous No.17111127]

>>17109024
>>17103011
>trolling pretentious rich pricks with tiny plates of bland food served in ways designed to humiliate them
As long as the staff are being paid a living wage, I wholeheartedly support this.

[Anonymous No.17111138]

>>17103014
The chef responded to this with some retarded analogy about drawing horses.

[Anonymous No.17111153]

>>17109949
I love it, just the kind of wankery the pretentious fuckers who'd pay $1000 or more to eat at a place like that lap up. Chef Floriano is a master troll, and I salute him.

[Anonymous No.17111200]

>>17110608
>Okay but I'm paying for food not art.
shop at a grocery store then you'll get more food for less money EASY

[Anonymous No.17111438]

>>17107308
Bad dragon already sells that, but the tube is supposed to be a way to pump their cum lube inside your butt.

[Anonymous No.17111458]

>>17104615
Its kinda based that you got the best of both worlds. Enforced gratuity AND social nicities.

Im liking this new world guys.

[Anonymous No.17111827]

>>17109949
Avant-garde is literally a cancer on the world

[Anonymous No.17111847]

modern art is people without talent or intelligence trying to express themselves

[Anonymous No.17111904]

>>17109949
>Yeah I could totally paint the picture on the right
>It's spectacular!
>But it's also too shallow and boring?
>Museums are overflowing with these spectacular, yet boring pictures, that people all around the world appreciate over the centuries
>Instead I'll paint the picture on the right
>What do you mean it looks like a child drew it?
>No, I can totally paint the one on the left, but it would just bore you
>Anyway who ever said art has to be good or beautiful?
>Yeah, I'm just providing you with questions
>I'm a revolutionary! I'm a risk taker! I'm a genius!

[Anonymous No.17111923]

>>17105144
>>17105140
>>17105136
look at those clown world honkers, see at those sniffy snoofers, look at those investment detectors, witness them oxygen hoggers!

[Anonymous No.17111967]

>>17104763
utterly embarrassing

[Anonymous No.17111984]

>>17110228
You would love David Thorne

[Anonymous No.17111987]

>>17104820
We ordered just some pasta after having a drink fest of single malt scotch that we had to go get from the bar ourselves. Busboy from table over did more for us than our waiter. Bill came and we had enough cash on hand plus 75 cents (after tipping busboy directly) and left that as a tip. Waiter chased us out the door bitching about tip on the several hundred dollar bill. We just ignored him, but if it happened today I'd fucking deck the fucker.

[Anonymous No.17112005]

>>17111984
Man, I'd forgotten 27B-6.

[Anonymous No.17112008]

>>17111904
I get it but these people went to that restaurant which I'm sure any quick look would show wasn't a "normal" one and bitched they got some weird art experience when that's what they were buying

[Anonymous No.17112033]

>>17109997
This is why I like Redzepi. He knows what he's doing is ultimately ridiculous, but he makes no bones about fucking with the clientele.

[Anonymous No.17112109]

>>17109949
Contemporary art is dated by now, it's no longer avant-garde.

[Anonymous No.17112148]

>>17103014
>>17109949
>chef successfully trolls pic, who literally just tags along on her husband’s business trips and blogs about it
Thank you for your service, chef.

[Anonymous No.17112251]

>>17112008
i think the point is there are "good" modern cuisine restaurants, and there are shit restaurants who have to make posts defending themselves by saying not all art is beautiful

[Anonymous No.17112282]

>>17104706
She only got 24 courses, they just skipped 3 of her dishes because of allergies, and didn't even offer substitutes.

[Anonymous No.17112449]

>>17112282
>ah it'sa okaya, mama mia, you cana just watcha your friends eata the fooda.

[Anonymous No.17112497]

>>17110000
Quads confirm, fuck these "avant garde" faggot cunts. And fuck anyone who defends them

[Anonymous No.17112513]

>>17112282
Yeah, going to a place that does a 24-course chef’s choice tasting menu and wanting them to work around your allergies pretty much makes you a cunt.
People with physical disabilities don’t get to ride rollercoasters.
People with dietary disabilities don’t get to enjoy all the culinary rides either. Sorry, cunt.
Not you, anon. You’re not the cunt. The cunt who wrote that blog is the cunt.

[Anonymous No.17112638]

>>17109949
I'm starting to like this guy

>>17104625
Lel, more like the most based Michelin star restaurant

[Anonymous No.17112717]

>>17110608
So don't go to a Michelin starred restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17112758]

>>17103011
I've been eating the same damn thing over and over that I no longer can perceive what is on the plate and have no memory of it immediately after I've eaten it. You could say it's an eating disorder.

I know it's not just the food. It's me. What I am alters the food more than how the food is prepared.

[Anonymous No.17112769]

Holy fuck all the people calling the chef pretentious ITT
>>17109949
>many people are able to make great food
>your grandmother
>my wife
>McDonald’s knows perfectly how yo make a hamburger almost everybody likes
The last statement alone makes him more of an actual realist than 90% of /ck/ who feel they must project themselves as being better than popular things and those who like popular things.

[Anonymous No.17112792]

>>17112769
>/ck/ who feel they must project themselves as being better than popular things and those who like popular things
what the fuck are you talking about? This is a fast food and miracle whip board, and no one here is ashamed of that.

[Anonymous No.17112968]

>>17112769
yeah but >>17112109 so the chef is a legit mental retardation case. not an artist.

[Anonymous No.17113001]

>>17112513
>Don't get to ride roller coasters
Yes they do they even get a special line that lets them go to the front ahead of everyone else

[Anonymous No.17113050]

>>17103011
Wouldn't this qualify as sexual assault?

[Anonymous No.17113066]

>>17109949
Italians are such worthless fucking faggots, lmao.

[Anonymous No.17113067]

>>17109949
I wasn't expecting to read this and agree with it but yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.17113076]

>>17112769
What are you talking about retard. There is never not a mcdonalds thread in the catalog. Its board culture

[Anonymous No.17113098]

>>17109949
Holy based

[Anonymous No.17113111]

>>17113076
searching the catalog and bumping all fast food threads is the first thing I do when posting on /ck/

[Anonymous No.17113240]

>>17113050
No it's prostitution. They paid for it.

[Anonymous No.17113310]

>>17111438
What benefit does that provide? Further lubrication? Does the Bad Dragon brand Dragon Cum contain a miniature dragon which grows inside your bum like those little toys which swell up to 10× their original size in water?

[Anonymous No.17113408]

>>17112008
The writer repeatedly mentions having read reviews and looked at pictures of the kind of food served at the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.17113460]

Marcobros can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.17113478]

>>17109949
BASED

[Anonymous No.17113611]

>>17104610
Yep you got it right.

[Anonymous No.17113693]

>>17103011
imagine putting your dick in it

[Anonymous No.17113709]

>>17112769
>Holy fuck all the people calling the chef pretentious ITT
He is pretentious. Serving a dish and then telling people how they are supposed to eat it is pretentious, not to mention the act of serving such slop in a contrived manner. None of these modern michelin restaurants would even earn 1 star during the golden age of gastronomy.

[Anonymous No.17113741]

>>17113067
retard
this whole thing is nothing but thinly veiled depressive nihilism
>the question is whats important
a question without an answer is just intellectual masturbation

modern artists have fallen - and I am sure someone will now tell me to fuck off to /pol/ - for Jewish pilpul
circular logic is applied to obscure the actual issue, namely, that there is a thing like beauty in form and craftmanship as well as naturally beautiful and good things considering we are natural beings and would revert back to a natural state if you stripped us of societal concepts and artificial systems

their pilpul is always the same:
they start with a beautiful craft or form, then argue about what makes it beautiful
they never come to a conclusion, because the conclusion already was the very object or craft they started with
so in order to give their questioning purpose, they have to prevent themselves from reaching a conclusion
then they make something, which is not beautiful and claim it is beautiful, because the original object can not keep up any reason for their original question
they need something ugly to give their own fake question a right to exist
when you tell them their thing is not beautiful, they claim the beauty lies within the question about beauty
when you press them for an answer, they go back to the start and point at something beautiful and ask you why it is beautiful etc. etc.

everthing modern artists do is just to give reason to their own failure
this is also why so many modern artists are leftists by nature, because they are ugly, weak and dumb and this ideology allows them to gain power out of weakness by inverting their status

now apply this to food and you see that food artists are the most retarded of the crop
with food being a biological necessity, people just don't put up with this bullshit
no one dies from seeing ugly art
but make people hungry and they revert to basic truths

food artistry is for trannies

[Anonymous No.17113748]

>>17113741
Not reading this thesis

[Anonymous No.17113784]

>>17103011
This shit is what happens when a chef gets far too pretentious for their own fucking good.

[Anonymous No.17113804]

Chefs piss me off. You're heating up and mixing ingredients people consume for energy. That's all you do.

[Anonymous No.17113840]

>>17110228
Holy shit just responding with the picture of a guy on a horse would have been awesome.

[Anonymous No.17113933]

>>17113741
You put way too much effort into avoiding having to think.

[Anonymous No.17114008]

>>17109949
>i am bad, i crave virtue
>but work is hard?
>have my customers lick semen from my lips instead
>???
>illusion of virtue that only fools me and idiots like me

[Anonymous No.17114634]

>>17103011
Should've been a mold of his puckered anus that you suck the foam out of.

[Anonymous No.17115934]

>>17110928

Most Michelin star restaurants are not "art" like in a museum. There was even a chicken fried rice stall that got a star.

[Anonymous No.17115938]

>>17113804
Hello robot

[Anonymous No.17116012]

>>17113310
unironically the pleasure of being cummed inside

[Anonymous No.17116047]

>>17106810
I'd eat food from the replica of her soles.
Or her actual soles, licking them clean till they shine

[Anonymous No.17116092]

>>17113933
There is no "thought" in postmodernism, that's his point. It's circular logic for talentless hacks to scam incult morons into believing they're 'smart' and 'cultured'.
If you nod your head to this shit and say
>hmm... yes.. I see...
you are confirmed 90 IQ who's so narcissistic you think you're genius level.

[Anonymous No.17116287]

>>17116092
Not a genius, just smarter than a person who needs prescribed answers before he'll consider anything.

[Anonymous No.17116296]

>>17114634
if it's puckered how would you suck the foam out?

[Anonymous No.17116329]

>>17116287
Seems like you're projecting an exaggerated strawman. He did consider it, you can see it in his post. And he found it wanting.

[Anonymous No.17116343]

>>17116329
Any post going on about "the Jews" isn't considering anything more than the need for a villain

[Anonymous No.17116355]

>>17116343
>just smarter than a person who needs prescribed answers before he'll consider anything
The irony. I wouldn't have chosen to use "pilpul" as my thematic fulcrum if I had made that post, but I'm not stupid enough to shut my brain down and recluse myself from considering what he's actually saying in the post.

[Anonymous No.17116368]

>>17103014
i could possibly forgive the "omg, look at this thing, internet" vibe if he didnt use capslock like a 15 year old trying to feel cared about, but his writing is shitty. i dont doubt what hes saying in the "review" is true (or truth-adjascent), but its obnoxious and vicariously cringy to read. "

>The next day, one of the staff tried contacting the only single female member of our party via Instagram messages. “Hey, I served you last night!” he wrote. She immediately blocked him.
>>17105144 this pic
which one is the tranny?

[Anonymous No.17116369]

>>17116296

It's like you've never seen a silicon anus before. Essentially that, but a tiny hole on the opposite side of the vessel or at the top so you could suck the foam out using differential atmosphiric pressure.

[Anonymous No.17116407]

>>17116369
i thought you meant plaster like the mouth. why not just make a cast of his gaping anus? i doubt he can even pucker it anyway

[Anonymous No.17116433]

>27 courses
>everyone still leaves hungry
What a shitty chef

[Anonymous No.17116444]

>>17116368
The blogger is the fat woman.

[Anonymous No.17116465]

>>17116444
i cant tell whats more sad
intentionally featuring pics of an attractive man suggesting he is the blogger, or a fat woman complaining about not being fed enough

[Anonymous No.17116480]

>>17116329
A better word choice would have been "engage with." He didn't consider it in the sense I meant. He found a reason to handwave it away without considering any of the work itself. It's not smart. It's just dismissive. Any teenager can decide everything sucks.

[Anonymous No.17116493]

>>17116480
The hand-waving was his conclusion. Which he details the thought process of in his post. You're the brainlet being dismissive here.
Get back to me when you actually "engage with" the content of his post instead of mindlessly handwaving it away with one-dimensional topic-detached sentences that say nothing besides an appeal to bury the post without thought.

[Anonymous No.17116543]

>>17111987
Had something similar happen, left no tip for the server and gave the tip to the person who actually helped us instead.

[Anonymous No.17117381]

>>17103011
Only if the chef is pic-related at pic-related age.

[Anonymous No.17117466]

>>17117381
i hope you get your head stomped on until you stop breathing.

[Anonymous No.17117473]

>>17117466
seek therapy

[Anonymous No.17117484]

>>17117473
all pedophiles will hang.

[Anonymous No.17117486]

>>17117484
actually no, they won't
sort your life out before you have a breakdown

[Anonymous No.17117489]

>>17117486
you're going to get your end sooner or later. you will hang you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.17117492]

>>17117381
pedos get the rope like ol' eppy

[Anonymous No.17117494]

>>17117489
>you're going to get your end sooner or later
so will you, and even sooner if you don't keep your blood pressure down ;)

[Anonymous No.17117495]

>>17117494
no. if i ever come across your peodophile ass i will string you up until you are dead.

[Anonymous No.17117506]

>>17117466
Oona best girl.

[Anonymous No.17117515]

>>17113310
>What benefit does that provide? Further lubrication? Does the Bad Dragon brand Dragon Cum contain a miniature dragon which grows inside your bum like those little toys which swell up to 10× their original size in water?

You don't know how good it feels when warm cum is pumped inside you

[Anonymous No.17117552]

>>17103011
> her after I pull it out

[Anonymous No.17117568]

>>17117552
that's not what pulling out is

[Anonymous No.17117632]

>>17113310
enema

[Anonymous No.17117751]

>>17110592
>>17110589
>>17110314
i've been seeing more instances of the 4chan hive mind over the last month or so. if this isn't some kind of weird AI mind-zapping tech like when Google and Facebook show you ads for stuff you've only thought about, I personally interpret this as a side effect of humanity's ongoing collective awakening to our divine psychic powers

>>17110277
SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP that will be 1000 Euros please

[Anonymous No.17117757]

>>17111127
there was one dish made of rancid cheese, and another one was a shot glass of vinegar, so it doesn't sound very bland. but i agree that it's kind of punk rock to charge people 200 euros apiece for food that is intentionally disgusting/unsatisfying/unpleasant

[Anonymous No.17117758]

At what point are you morally justified in going into the kitchen and beating the chef's ass for serving you this pretentious dogshit?

[Anonymous No.17117794]

>>17104607
>We’ve infused these droplets with meat molecules,” the server explained, and left.

Kek

[Anonymous No.17117799]

>>17103014
so this is the power of fine dining

[Anonymous No.17117806]

>>17103014

[Anonymous No.17117868]

>>17117806
>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

[Anonymous No.17117872]

>>17109949
contemporary art is a CIA psyop

[Anonymous No.17117893]

>>17117751
Hivemind posts have always been a constant on 4chan since the very start.

[Anonymous No.17117899]

>>17110277
> while performing culinarylingus on a behelit
Top kek

[Anonymous No.17117917]

>>17117466
>>17117484
>>17117489
>>17117492
>>17117495
You would eat the citrus foam out of Oona's mouth, Anon, don't lie to yourself.

[Anonymous No.17117952]

>>17117381
She has grown

[Anonymous No.17117963]

>>17117917
make it crab flavored foam

[Anonymous No.17118047]

>>17117952
nasty old hag

[Anonymous No.17118053]

>>17117466
touch grass you incel chud

[Anonymous No.17118209]

>>17117952
The picture quality is shit, but she still cute.

[Anonymous No.17118928]

>>17117952
hidden booba

[Anonymous No.17119840]

>>17117473
>>17117486
>>17117494
>>17117506
>>17117917
>>17118047
>>17118053
tranny moment

[Anonymous No.17120560]

>>17105196
>They look like a horrific table, I'd quite happily beat them all to death with a tire iron.

i love this website

[Anonymous No.17120647]

>>17106810
Can you imagine if she started selling these? Lol c-could you imagine?

[Anonymous No.17120669]

>>17120647
Lol it’s so fucking funny.
What kind of losers would order things to eat Emmy’s gross parts lol?
Hahaha lol.
I only saved this pic of Emmy’s feet so I could joke about how gross her cute little toes are hahahah

[Anonymous No.17121688]

>>17109212
when you use ambiguous terminology you are leaving it up to the reader. the poster knew the status of his relationship and chooses to keep it a secret, likely because he himself is ashamed of it.

[Anonymous No.17121715]

>>17103014
>Americans complaining they still want their "main" after eating 27 appetizers
lmao holy fucking shit I hate Americans so much.

[Anonymous No.17121757]

>>17103011
This shit is dumb, i'd rather go to a faustos mexican hole in the wall and get an awesome burrito the size of my head for 6 bucks than placate some psychotic chef's ego.

[Anonymous No.17121958]

>>17104807
If your politics decides to copy some of the US work laws because of some lobbyist told him to do so, there's not much we can do about it. Emplyers will take advantages of these laws because they can, and people still need to work to eat. So yeah, fuck amercanization

[Anonymous No.17121962]

>>17121958
There are choices America has made that do not need to be made anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.17121970]

>>17109949
That's a lot of words to say you can't cook

[Anonymous No.17122073]

>>17113741
Truth. Idiots will ignore you, but don't take it personally.

[Anonymous No.17122200]

>>17106153
I'll never get over the fact that the michelin's name is fucking bibendum

[Anonymous No.17122722]

>>17108045
Yeah bro remember that time the US invaded the shores of Denmark to restore a democratic system of tipping culture

[Anonymous No.17122725]

>>17105791
>magret de canard

It's called duck breast you pretentious francophile cunt

[Anonymous No.17122840]

>>17113741
Thank you for this quality post

[Anonymous No.17122867]

>>17105196
Fucking this.
If you go to some place that does multi-course tasting menus where it’s left up to the chef, and you have dietary restrictions, go fuck yourself.
The chef was too nice to just serve them nothing for those courses.
He should have served them an ice cube with a cup of water for dipping.

[Anonymous No.17122975]

>>17112717
michelin stars are indicators of superior food quality, not of "high art"
that's why that food cart in that slum in SEA has a michelin star, faggot

[Anonymous No.17122984]

>>17110928
retard

[Anonymous No.17122991]

>>17112769
you don't know the definition of pretentious; instead, use the word "snob"
the chef is incredibly pretentious, but may not be a snob

[Anonymous No.17123008]

>>17122722
america occupies close to a hundred countries and went into germany to instate re-education programs and denazification campaigns you ignoramus fucking retard. what he's saying is not far from the truth at all, read a fucking book.

[Anonymous No.17123013]

>>17109949
Cooking is not art, art can be grotesque. Grotesque food is grotesque wathever it comes from a kitchen or a dumpster

[Anonymous No.17123041]

>>17112033
>I steamed an oyster that will be 200 bucks plus tip

[Anonymous No.17123053]

>>17120647
If they made some pussy shaped ones they would make banks selling them to bars as shot glasses

[Anonymous No.17123055]

test

[Anonymous No.17123058]

>The bill arrived. The meal cost more than any other we’d eat during our trip by a magnitude of three. They’d given us balloons with the restaurant’s name across it and the chef emerged and insisted on posing with us for a Polaroid that we did not ask for. We were finally released into the night, after every other restaurant had closed, ensuring that no food would be consumed that evening.
Based chef

[Anonymous No.17123068]

>>17122991
>post refers to others using the term pretentious to describe the chef
>you don’t know the definition of pretentious!
Eh?

[Anonymous No.17123072]

>>17117568
It is if you're bad at it

[Anonymous No.17123075]

>>17112769
Telling customers that the rotten cheese you served them is actually a form of art is pretentious as hell.

[Anonymous No.17123809]

>>17123013
How amusingly narrow-minded

[Anonymous No.17123884]

>>17109949
>Contemporary art does not provide you with answers, but offers you great questions. Contemporary cuisine should do the same
Hell I've gone out of my way to shell out big money for Michelin starred food, but it all boils down to one question, and one question only.
DOES IT FUCKING TASTE GOOD???

[Anonymous No.17123930]

>>17103011
If it was a woman you wouldn't complain.

[Anonymous No.17123969]

>>17109949

I hate faggots like this so much it's unreal.

FOOD IS NOT ART.
FOOD IS NOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO EXPRESS YOUR INNER EMOTIONSCAPE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.
FOOD HAS TO BE DELICIOUS, FILLING AND NOTHING ELSE.

[Anonymous No.17123992]

>>17117758

I'd just walk out of the restaurant as soon as the first refreshingly ironic and artistic plate of non-food garbage is served. Wouldn't even bother communicating with the staff, just walk out and put a zero star review on every site.

[Anonymous No.17124124]

>>17110928
So what you're saying is that Michelin stars mark the worst shitholes on the planet that nobody should ever visit unless they're truly retarded mongoloids.

[Anonymous No.17124138]

>>17124124
Yes, anon. All Michelin starred restaurants are faggy performance art. Totally. This one faggy place represents all of them.

[Anonymous No.17124165]

>>17104763
I don't like haute cuisine either, but I don't lose my shit that it exists. I mean, damn people, it's just weird experimentation on food, not a commentary on the meaning of life.

[Anonymous No.17124384]

>>17123068
can you fucking read?

[Anonymous No.17124988]

>>17112513
I've been to a few places that are similar omakase style menus before and they always are able to accomedate allergies and dietary restrictions.

You're poor.

[Anonymous No.17124999]

>>17104820
My brother and his retard friends spent nearly two hours at a chink buffet and left nothing for the tip. Little Chinaman chased them out of the restaurant screaming "NO TIP?! NO TIP?!"

[Anonymous No.17125010]

>>17109212
It does. That’s what it means

[Anonymous No.17125053]

>>17109949
the prose of that article is as horrifying as the food served

i also don't understand why you'd go to a haute cusine "experimental" establishment and get butthurt when you don't get huge portions; have tasting menus ever provided a significant amount of food?

[Anonymous No.17125105]

>>17110000
>quads
>>17110611
>and then dubs
it's confirmed, everyone who sides with the faggy, pretentious chef, is blown the fuck out forever.

[Anonymous No.17125147]

>>17123884
Did you miss the paragraph about everyone being able to make good tasting food?

[Anonymous No.17125181]

>>17123884
>I've gone out of my way to shell out big money for Michelin starred food

Pathetic

[Anonymous No.17125606]

>>17123075
if they are dumb enough to fall for it, they get what they reserve.
Foodies and Michelin chefs both belong in the oven.

[Anonymous No.17125610]

>>17122722
What do you think NATO is, you ignoramus?

[Anonymous No.17125676]

>>17104613

[Anonymous No.17125683]

>>17104809
I like it when that happens. I toss salt shakers and ketchup packets down so they slip and fall while I escape.

[Anonymous No.17125704]

>>17125610
isn't that the japanese fermented beans

[Anonymous No.17125738]

>>17123884
What a one-dimensional view

[Anonymous No.17125749]

>>17112148
That dude could do a lot better than marrying someone's grandma.

[Anonymous No.17125756]

>>17125749
Men usually usually settle in a relationship. 9 times out of 10 the man is more attractive than the woman outside gold diggers.

[Anonymous No.17125760]

>>17112148
>>17125749
>Ayn Rand fan
>marries a granny
pottery

[Anonymous No.17125876]

>>17124165
>not a commentary on the meaning of life.
Did you even read what the faggot chef himself said about it?

[Anonymous No.17126304]

>>17104727
Nope. Geraldine De Ruiter is a fat American cunt.

[Anonymous No.17126398]

>>17116343
You know why I chose to describe it as Pilpul? Because this is, like it or not, a jewish tradition and perfectly describes what a lot of people outside the jewish religion practice. Unlike other religious groups, they encourage each other, when dealing with their own holy scripture, to engage in discussions and arguments, even if they are entirely about semantics or operate on circular logic.
It describes this style of thinking and arguing in such a perfect way, that I will not refrain from using the term, just out of fear of being labeled antisemitic.

>>17116480
I never claimed everything sucked. I spent a lot of time with "artists", I was an arts teacher for some time as well and my conclusion does not only stem from rational thought, but from having experienced postmodernist art and artists firsthand for many years.

>>17116287
I don't need prescribed answers. But I repeat what I wrote: A question for the sake of asking a question is intellectual masturbation. It can be fun, it can "produce" something. But at the end of the day you are just wanking off. This is my conclusion. Everyone is invited to keep enjoying questions for the sake of asking questions.

The secondary issue is, that we all kind of know the people I am opposing with my view. There are "artists" who are nothing but an act. There are pretentious people trying to fit in. There are people who really eat up their own pretentious shit up to the point where they think it is all true and they are now part of some enlightened elite, because they "get it". And there are of course, "artists" trying to elevate and sell their "art" with arguments.
I argue against postmodernist artists and their followers. Not against postmodernist art.
And I also argue against circular logic being applied to art to diminish everyone who scolds blatant bullshit as "just not getting it".
I also argue against "art" which can not stand for itself and needs a salesman or "intellectual" to be "understood".

[Anonymous No.17126409]

>>17109385
So much post commie soul.
I'm English and would gladly pay for a lads weekend, taking your drugs and fucking your whores in this hellhole.

[Anonymous No.17126412]

>>17104640
people have literally been arrested for not tipping

[Anonymous No.17126474]

>>17126409
unfortunately you would probably get beaten up or stabbed if they heard you talk. It's not safe for you boys, know that from my own experience, as you guys tend to STAND OUT (from the balkans btw).
It all changes tho if you have some local bros that can take you around, then you would be tolerated (or just don't be loud and upset the local wildlife)

[Anonymous No.17126483]

>>17126474
eastern Europe is an insanely popular destination for lads holidays and was fast becoming the new spain/tenerife before covid. time to stop posting retard

[Anonymous No.17126663]

>>17124988
>omakase style
>allergies

lmao tell me you are a dumb american without telling me anything

[Anonymous No.17126695]

>>17126663
>I don’t know what those words mean
Fuck off you retarded Lithuanian.

[Anonymous No.17126783]

>>17113741
You could have trimmed this down a notch but I agree with your statement.

[Anonymous No.17126789]

>all this arguing because of a shitpost meal
If a chef pisses in a glass and calls it an "experience" I can applaud his creativity but I'm walking out without paying. Being a Chef is not a job for the sane, never assume they're in the right.

[Anonymous No.17126929]

>>17104820

[Anonymous No.17126931]

>>17105196

[Anonymous No.17127698]

>>17125738
I'll beat you to death with a block of parmesan

[Anonymous No.17127709]

>>17126931
hi, my name is Megan

I only eat pellets

[Anonymous No.17127729]

>>17104638
>America has the best service in the world by a fucking mile.
Not even close. You don't know what good service is until you've dined in Japan.
That being said, America's definition of service is a fake smile and a willingness to be abused. That's not service, that's just giving diners a fake sense of entitlement and power. They then bring that sense of entitlement and expectation of being allowed to abuse staff to other countries that ACTUALLY have quality service (as in speed, quality and precision), and then complain that the people serving in those countries are actual professionals that won't be mistreated unlike the monkeys they put fancy clothes on in the US.
Waiting staff in the US is absolute garbage and you faggots think it's the best, because you dumb idiots have a completely perverted value system.

[Anonymous No.17127960]

>>17127729
>America's definition of service is a fake smile and a willingness to be abused.
Try dining somewhere that isn’t a trashy place full of trashy customers.
>Japan
No shit the service is fantastic; restaurants, department stores, everything. but you’re beyond retarded if you don’t think it’s “fake smile” and fake behavior cranked up to 11. The only difference is that they’re better at faking it because it’s baked into their culture. Look up “tatemae”.

[Anonymous No.17127989]

>>17116012
>>17117515

Does it really feel that good? I might be trans

[Anonymous No.17128020]

>>17125610
>NATO regulates international tipping
Do all yuropoors have such a distorted view of reality?

[Anonymous No.17128150]

>>17126929
holy shit kek

[Anonymous No.17128155]

>>17127698
Neatly summarises your palette

[Anonymous No.17128159]

>>17103011
Based

Lick it up wagie

[Anonymous No.17128183]

Stand back, real gourmet dining coming through
real experience shit

[Anonymous No.17128209]

>>17113741
Very well said

[Anonymous No.17128248]

>>17126931
>sugars ending in -ose

Isn't that all sugar?

[ieatinmycar No.17128323]

>>17128183
Ho shit is that like...organic?

[Anonymous No.17128338]

>>17104625
Michelin? More like Goodyear.

[Anonymous No.17128575]

>>17126929
is that chestbrah?

[Anonymous No.17128856]

>>17104638
>America has the best service in the world by a fucking mile

[Anonymous No.17128861]

>>17105260
You could have just said he was Catholic anon.

[Anonymous No.17128889]

>>17128020
That was your hyperbole, not anyone else's.

[Anonymous No.17128902]

>>17126931
>Her name was Megan
Her name WAS Megan
>Her name was Megan
Her name WAS Megan

[Anonymous No.17128903]

>>17128323
nah, that's like... go back to resetera you faggot

[Anonymous No.17128982]

>>17109949
is he the guy that taped that banana to the wall

[Anonymous No.17129761]

>>17112033
>I like the fact that the pot is hot. The guests almost burn themselves a little bit when they lift it.

Lol! But if my job was cooking I'd probably like that too ngl

[Anonymous No.17129805]

>>17126931
Putting "etc" on a list of allergens really brings home how fake that is.

[Anonymous No.17130008]

>>17129805
She just ran out of ideas of what 'dairy' can construe anon, she's lactose intolerant and dumb, don't kick her while she's down, probably allergic to that too

[Anonymous No.17130117]

>>17113741
>modern artists have fallen
This sentiment is correct but you're so insanely out of touch with what artists are it's kind of funny. The average artist 100 years ago was a commission artist. The average artist 500 years ago was a commission artist. The average artist now is a commission artist.
The "modern artist" that you have in your brain is a specific subset of retards that exist only as a result of wealthy parents and uppity art schools that do not teach technique but instead mindset. I understand and believe we should call these people faggots, but modern artists as they have literally always been, are commission artists working for clients in a variety of fields. The people making douchey autofellating art only survive until their early 30s at best or are never acknowledged or beloved by anyone but an even smaller subset of fart huffing rich people who don't know anything but can't let anyone else know.

You and people like you are as ignorant and fucking gay as the artists that you think are representative of the craft.

[Anonymous No.17130232]

>>17103011
Fast food is King because it's fast, consistent, and you don't have to tip. Everything else can be DIY. Though some carry out places are also good, restaurants are for people who want be be waited on but don't want a servant in their house.

[Anonymous No.17130301]

>>17120647
Chris should have made a mold of the unclit and sold them

[Anonymous No.17130333]

>>17109949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNtl0DNGWZY

[Anonymous No.17130729]

>>17103011
>white people shitting on slavs again
Enough with this racism

[Anonymous No.17130740]

>>17130232
you do know you don't ever -have- to tip, right

[Anonymous No.17131774]

>>17108099
I'd yank the orange from his hand and walk away spouting the worst insults I can think of, without paying of course
hell

[Anonymous No.17131784]

>>17109949
this man needs to be killed, his mere existence is a waste of resources