/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17102777]

Why is this so addicitve?

[Anonymous No.17102780]

just consumed one whole bottle in a day, i swear i eat food just for tabasco, just for that unique taste no other hot sauce replicated

[Anonymous No.17102787]

anti-virgin seether /pol/ack meme deployed

[Anonymous No.17102814]

>>17102777
Stop spamming this shit you faggot ass retard.
>>17089833 pic related

[Anonymous No.17102925]

>>17102814
It's a paid viral marketing shill

[Anonymous No.17102996]

>>17102925
>literally the most ubiquitously available hot sauce on the planet, available in damn near every country
>paying a marketing firm in hopes of selling 1 or 2 extra bottles to an internet board of contrarian underage poorfags who automatically hate anything popular as pure reflex
Don’t be a shizo. It’s just a shitposting faggot who spams the same thread.
No different than the
>bayleaf.jpg *does nothing*
faggot who spams the same shit thread constantly.

[Anonymous No.17103399]

>>17102996
>>17102925
>>17102814
tabasco is addictive
consume responsibly

[Anonymous No.17103411]

>>17102787

[Anonymous No.17103425]

>>17103411
seethe at my superiority

[Anonymous No.17103489]

I like siracha way better. To me siracha is the best hot sauce I put it in everything. And the story of the guy who made it is wholesome the guy is very based, he refused to sell his company he said he just wants to make good hot sauce. He never patented the logo, he never raised the prices.

[Anonymous No.17103509]

>>17103489
Sriracha - Wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Sriracha
listen)) is a type of hot sauce or chili sauce made from a paste of chili peppers, distilled vinegar, garlic, sugar, and salt


>generic chili peppers
>sugar
the poverty is showing.
but tabasco has special peppers and aged in barrels.
your cheap chink shit got rekt kek

[Anonymous No.17103512]

>>17103489
Wtf is siracha? Do you mean Sriracha?

[Anonymous No.17103607]

bump

[Anonymous No.17103608]

>>17103509
>>17103512
This stuff.
It genuinely tastes good it has flavor while being the right level of spicy.

To me Tabasco tastes plain, like spicy watery vinger. Its not terrible but seems too plain.

Any good hot sauce recommendations for me?

[Anonymous No.17103612]

>>17103608
>high acidity in plastic
enjoy your breast cancer chink boy since tabasco is too luxurious for you

[Anonymous No.17103762]

>>17103425
I'd rather be angry about trannies than be a tranny, just saying.

[Anonymous No.17103813]

>>17103762
at least trannies can get laid. better than being a seething pimple ridden virgin forever.

[Anonymous No.17103898]

I literally just had this with a crab cake sandwich. Its alright, but overrated. Louisiana>siracha>tobasco

[Anonymous No.17103901]

>>17103608
>>17102777
both of these are fucking disgusting and you should kys if you like either

picrel is the closest to acceptable with limited breakfast items, the rest is poorfag trash tier garbage for people trying to cope with shit poorfag food

[Anonymous No.17103905]

>>17103898
>>17103901

shit hipster taste you got there. kys.

[Anonymous No.17103906]

>>17103489
>And the story of the guy who made it is wholesome the guy is very based
Jesus touch grass dude

[Anonymous No.17103910]

>>17102777
literally the worst fucking hot sauce in existence

[Anonymous No.17103922]

>>17103910
cope and seethe poorfag

[Anonymous No.17103936]

>>17103901
>noooo you can't like what I don't like!! heres my shitty hot take!!!

>poor
What are you buying 100$ hot sauce bud?
I'm retired, I eat sriracha because it tastes great. Simple as

Go seethe more with your spic sauce

[Anonymous No.17103955]

>>17102777
I'm what some food lovers might call a "super-taster." Sometimes I wonder if this is a blessing or a curse, but it's led to a life constantly striving for culinary perfection. I always saw Tobasco sauce in my favorite restaurants, in the grocery stores, but I never though much of it. In college I started getting a taste for hot sauces and something seemed to be missing in everything I tried; Sriracha, Tapatios, Franks, everything left me wanting more. It wasn't until I bought a bottle of McIlhenny's own iconic concoction that I was met with true hot sauce bliss. Maybe it's the slowly matured tobasco peppers in real oak barrels on Avery Island, maybe it's the time-honored commitment to quality, but there was something truly special about this sauce. It's lively amalgamation of acidity, flavor, and tantilizing spice sent my pallet on a journey to new depths I didn't know were possibly. Now, I'm not telling you what to like, or what hot sauces to buy. But I know my culinary adventures truly would not be the same without this truly unique sauce. Just a humble anon, trying to letting my fellow food enthusiasts know the singular nature of this incredible and historic sauce

[Anonymous No.17103964]

>>17103955
Based and Tabascopilled

[Anonymous No.17103968]

>>17103936
>What are you buying 100$ hot sauce bud?
i eat food that's properly spiced to start with

[Anonymous No.17103969]

>>17103905
>t. poorfag with shitty bland food
cope harder

[Anonymous No.17103973]

>>17103969
>>17103968
spiced how? salt and pepper? fuckin casual. kys.

[Anonymous No.17103975]

>>17103973
lmao so poor the only spices you know are salt and pepper

[Anonymous No.17103981]

>>17103905
You Tobasco simps are the fucking worst. Go vaxx yourself nigger

[Anonymous No.17103989]

>>17102777
The older I get the more I appreciate the simple elegance of Tabasco brand hot sauce.
It will never fill the niche of ethnic foods and their preferred sauces however a dash or 3 on some fatty meal or in a soup really does wonders to elevate the dish.

[Anonymous No.17103996]

>>17103989
if your dish requires elevation you are eating garbage poorfag food
tabasco is only for poor people and food illiterates

[Anonymous No.17103997]

>>17103975
you didn't answer my question therefore it confirms my initial guess. kys poorfag.
>>17103981
>Go vaxx yourself nigger
no u. do it. cull yourself.

[Anonymous No.17104007]

>>17103997
>you didn't answer my question therefore it confirms my initial guess.
you know you can google "how to start my spice rack" and "how to start cooking real food"
you don't have to bait anons into telling you basic shit
>kys poorfag.
>t. the one arguing for adding omni-poor-sauce to bland bargain foods

[Anonymous No.17104008]

>>17103996
Yeah you're not wrong, I regularly eat "poor people" food because it's comfort food for me. Some chicken pot pie or pizza with some Tabasco is delicious.

[Anonymous No.17104009]

>>17103996
>>17104007

if you're not coping and seething, you poorfag, then prove it. post pic of your food. otherwise you're automatically rekt beyond recovery.

[Anonymous No.17104014]

>>17104009
i'm not an amerifat who is eating 24/7
try again tomorrow at dinnertime
until then you automatically are a massive faggot sucking fifty black dicks covered in poorsauce to make it tolerable

[Anonymous No.17104016]

>>17104014
so rekt then. gg.

[Anonymous No.17104018]

>>17104016
remind tyrone i said to take it easy on you tonight

[Anonymous No.17104020]

>>17103996
This nigger has a point

[Anonymous No.17104024]

>>17104018
so you're also a typical amerimutt who's obsessed with nigger cocks. got it.

[Anonymous No.17104026]

>>17104009
He already admitted to your claim that he eats poor food, is aware of it, and chooses to as a preference: >>17104008 .
His emotional feelings on the matter don't impart any further information. He can be buttmad or completely chill, and what he said still holds the same value.

[Anonymous No.17104034]

>>17104026
assmad samefag seething haha nice try.
rekt beyond recovery.

[Anonymous No.17104038]

I just don't get the need to gentrify hot sauce. I would enjoy it on a $100 plate as much as I would a $5 chicken dinner.
I mostly use Tabasco on cheap shit because the vinegar helps to cut the fat :v)

[Anonymous No.17104050]

>>17104038
>cheap shit
>because expensive shit never has fat
kek this samefag is mad as fuck and seething xD

[Anonymous No.17104066]

>>17104050
That goes back to the original argument that expensive food doesn't need it because it's already balanced with spices and flavors.
You have weak bait bruh.

[Anonymous No.17104081]

>>17104066
low iq bait my nigger.
you do realize that Tabasco is a spice and flavor that can be added to expensive food during cooking right? kys brainlet haha.

[Anonymous No.17104088]

>>17104081
Your on some shit negro. I love Tabasco and add hot sauce to most of my dishes.
I eat poor food and expensive food, I just don't get the idea that adding Tabasco is for poors only.

[Anonymous No.17104096]

>>17104088
>Your on some shit negro
my dealer calls it "anonymous tears" ;)

[Anonymous No.17104106]

>>17104096
drug abuse detected
probability of phoneposting in your tent with your tabasco under a bridge during a rainstorm: 90%

[Anonymous No.17104112]

>>17104106
nah i'm comfy drinking beeru getting baked in my warm fully furnished apartment :) that sweet weed sleepiness kicking in ahhh heaven.

[Anonymous No.17104118]

>>17104112
>beer cope for sanity
>weed cope to sleep
>renting apartment
poorfag 110% ultra-giganigga-confirmed

[Anonymous No.17104127]

>>17104118
let me guess and project bruh. you're a wagie who can't get hight coz afraid of getting fired kek? my condolences. maybe one day you'll evolve to my level of comfyness.
oh and also you got a house so you can't move away in case of emergency kek. so sad. no freedom.

[Anonymous No.17104132]

>>17104127
this is just pathetic
>and project
at least you're honest
>so you can't move away in case of emergency
if stupid. i can financially and logistically afford to handle an emergency and not be destitute or leave my home.
basically, i'm not dirt poor like you.
you're barely above homeless.
but at least you know the good hot sauces to put on your white bread and hot dog dinner

[Anonymous No.17104139]

>>17104132
>i can financially and logistically afford to handle an emergency and not be destitute or leave my home
what about loss of job and need of relocation to a different job in a different place or a natural disaster or you just hate the place? kek you're fucked dude haha.
richfag my ass. more like slavefag haha good luck selling your home fast enough in this economy. i can move freely unlike you.
>white bread and hot dog dinner
nah more like comfy 0 effort pre-made meals from my local grocery store. comfy life :)

[Anonymous No.17104163]

>>17104132
aww you still playing or what? that's the problem with wagecucks they always go to bed early coz they be gonna be fucked in ass morning by boss kek wagies are boring af come on brah give me more of your tears
bye loser. it was fun.

[Anonymous No.17104201]

>>17104163
>hur! u r now troled!

[Anonymous No.17104211]

>>17104163
nah, this:
>>17104139
>comfy 0 effort pre-made meals from my local grocery store
was all i needed to decide you're subhuman. when you slide into your dope-assisted sleep be sure to sleep on your back so you can choke on your own vomit tonight :)

[Anonymous No.17104213]

>>17104211
kekeke why you so mad bro? is it because i'm better than you? xD
come on dude tell me why you think you're better than me, is it because you have a house or because you eat out at expensive restaurants?

[Anonymous No.17104266]

kekekekek you assmad fucks actually reported me hahaha xD funny shit why u so mad though?
is it because i'm better than you? xD :)

[Anonymous No.17104271]

>>17104132
aww you still playing or what? that's the problem with wagecucks they always go to bed early coz they be gonna be fucked in ass morning by boss kek wagies are boring af come on brah give me more of your tears
bye loser. it was fun.

[Anonymous No.17104280]

>>17104211
bruh u gonna die from the vaxx soon bruh i wouldn't be so smug bout it xD tick tock i'll have the last laugh though kek you lost bruh game over dude game over buy loser :)

[Anonymous No.17104290]

>>17104139
>>17104132
HAHAHAHAH I FUCKIN WIN YOU BITCH I FUCKIN WIN NO RESPONSE TO MY ARGUMENT I FUCKIN WIN HAHAH YOU GOT OWNED BIATCH HAHAHAHAH KEKEKEK I WIN BYE LOSER

[Anonymous No.17104296]

>>17104290
18+ website, you know the rules

[Anonymous No.17104297]

>>17104296
you got owned bitch :) i win

[L I S T E N E R No.17104298]

>>17102777
Eat with milk or put into your buther or cream chicken!

[Anonymous No.17104302]

>>17104296
wrong anon, just a jannie doing his job

[Anonymous No.17104304]

>>17104266
Hope it was worth the four days off

[Anonymous No.17104310]

>>17104302
jannies are cucks
a simple moder restart and browser cookie clear and all their power is GONE
yeah bitch jannies are powerless bitches kekeke :)
most funny shit is that jannies are UNPAID laborers hahah can you get more pathetic than that? xD
>>17104304
suck a dick wageloser i haven't wageslaved in 11 years. I'm free.

[Anonymous No.17104315]

>>17104310
wait, you're 11?

[Anonymous No.17104320]

>>17104315
nope, i'm 33 :) is it hard to believe there are people better than you in the world? :)

[Anonymous No.17104324]

>>17104320
are you the dude who lives a block south of me?

[Anonymous No.17104327]

>>17104324
no. i'm the dude that owned you :)

[Anonymous No.17104332]

>>17104327
you're getting repetitive and I'm getting bored, say something funny again plz

[Anonymous No.17104335]

>>17104332
ok.
I SHIT ALL OVER YOU AND YOU DID NOT HAVE A RESPONSE TO MY HOUSE ARGUMENT THEREFORE I OWNED YOU IN INTELIGENCE WARS AND YOU ARE REKT BEYON RECOVERY :)
hows that?

[Anonymous No.17104337]

>>17104335
still the wrong anon but i appreciate the effort, it made me smile

[Anonymous No.17104339]

>>17104337
why are you so bad at intelligence? i'm smarter than you. you should know your place.

[Anonymous No.17104343]

>>17102777
only the chipotle and jalapeno variant are worth it

[Anonymous No.17104346]

>>17104339
hey, i never said i was smart

[Anonymous No.17104349]

>>17104346
than why did you defend your house argument?

[Anonymous No.17104351]

>>17103955
wait until you try el yucateco you will shid n fardd your pants. it's that good.

[Anonymous No.17104353]

>>17104351
nah that beaner crap is garbage. bland crap. kys poorfag.

[Anonymous No.17104354]

>>17104349
It's still the wrong anon, dude. Put the beer down. Cmon, lets take you to bed. You're not yourself

[Anonymous No.17104357]

>>17104354
fuck that cuck, he bailed on me mid-game what a bitch, i hope that pos suffers tomorrow morning kek

[Anonymous No.17104358]

>>17104320
>>17104327
>33
>tries to claim superiority in a 4chan argument
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17104360]

>>17104358
i already made it, you fuckin nigger ape. kys.

[Anonymous No.17104362]

>>17104357
Shh, cmon, lie down.

[Anonymous No.17104364]

>>17104362
nah i got one more bottle of bavaria and a bf2042 stream to watch. fuck off.

[Anonymous No.17104367]

>>17104360
>i already made it, you fuckin nigger ape. kys.

[Anonymous No.17104370]

>>17104367
is that a picture of your present face? xD

[Anonymous No.17104375]

>>17104370
>is that a picture of your present face? xD

[Anonymous No.17104383]

>>17104375
ohh you changed your facial expression, that's nice.

[Anonymous No.17104387]

>>17103922
Who the fuck can't afford tabasco?

[Anonymous No.17104388]

>>17104387
you.

[Anonymous No.17104585]

I put about a shotglass of it into a small glass of tomato juice. You have to sniff it first or the first sip overwhelms you. God its good

[Anonymous No.17104593]

All hot sauce is gay besides the one true king of hot sauce, pic related.

[Anonymous No.17104666]

You know how there are additives in food? Well we also got addictives.

[Anonymous No.17104673]

>>17103901
>>17103969
Overpriced dogshit is still dogshit, end your life today and spare us from your retarded takes in the future.

[Anonymous No.17104724]

>>17103608
Sorry, I don't buy shit in plastic bottles.

[Anonymous No.17104805]

>>17102780
How's your stomach? I love tobasco too but there have got to be consequences mate.