/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17100885
Ah, another WebM thread that will be full of reposts

This is the only one I have on my work laptop.

>>17100885
What even is that?

>tfw no gf

>>17100901

>>17100917
Just kys and hand over the fish whore

>>17100945
Looks like sweet potatoes

>>17100917
inb4 shitposting over this one

>>17100917
well once she starts eating better and she can conceive again, give her a baby to direct all that empathy towards and she'll be fixed right up.
she's really not pathetic she's just wired for more empathy than she's allowed to give in her environment and it's been misdirected to care too much about the fish.

by the way one of the easiest ways to avoid having this happen to your daughter or something is actually taking her out on real camping trips. have her watch a spider eat a fly, a big fish eat a smaller fish, and clean a fish, and so on.

>>17100928
Wow... Meanwhile I add a bit of cream to my coffee and gain ten pounds... Must be nice to be Asian...

>>17100945
candied yams

>>17100945
american cooking

sugar

brown sugar

high fructose corn syrup

served with a sweet dipping sauce

>>17100945
they call it candied yams but it's sweet potatoes. pretty good stuff but it's basically a dessert as you can see

>>17100950
how

>>17100973
To be fair, she has a condition where her body doesn't digest all the food she eats. So she's an extreme outlier that can get away with this.
Also she's cute.

>>17100917
I'm glad you got this one in early. It's really gonna make for some productive conversation over the next couple days that I'll be looking forward to reading

>>17100917
that's not wild salmon...

>>17101014
>she has a condition
is it called bulimia?

>>17100917
Weird how you can immediately identify California trash

>>17100950
no

>>17101014
hot

imagine her brrrraaaps

she must poop like a horse

undigested food

any pics of feet anyone btw

does she has vids with eggs

imagine the aroma

>>17100958
>>17101018
the chuds haven't clocked onto it yet, just keep quiet and maybe the thread won't go to shit

>>17101025
No her gut straight up doesn't digest food. It just slides right out of her.

>>17100917
Wow haven't seen this one
>>17101021
Why

>>17100917
>wear 15 kilos of petrol based make-up
>throw a tantrum over a fish
Some people.

>>17100928
She should post gut at the end, then I'll believe it.

>>17101036
Wild salmon looks pale orange.

>>17100978
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking
You'd think the "cooking related" was implied, but I guess some people aren't that smart.

>>17100945
That's how you make pumpkin pie for 200 people.

>>17100885
schwul

>>17101021
She said sustainable, not wild.

>>17100917
>And medical reasons
It's probably like half the retarded vegans out there, they don't like eating they veggies so they eat carbs and nice fun things then get sick

>>17101035
I can't believe people actually believe this

>>17101038
DAYUM SMIGGA I GOTTA BE EATIN SOME OF THAT!

>>17100928
I doubt she didnt puke it back after this... cause boy oh boy that much fiber will clog ur ass for a month and probably death.

>>17101047
she did it several times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V9ORn3YGIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZRXS2hjKcE

>>17101032
Nasty fuck

>>17101068
I'm getting flashbacks to the fat vegetarian I knew in college who subsisted on potato chips and oreos

>>17100917
i hate californians, half of them are performative attention seeking morons

>>17100917
>"I'm the most pathetic person ever."
no, that would be me. close second though.

>>17101116

>>17101096
I somehow believe her even less now but I'm happy for everyone who feels this makes their fantasy more real and got to cum lots and lots from watching this

>>17101076
Jesus this is so fucking depressing. Riddle me this anons, why do you not go to physical therapy/continue disgusting eating habits when you literally cannot move your dominant arm? I couldn't move my foot due to a nerve injury for like a week and the whole time during PT I was panicking about never having the same mobility. How do you just swallow that fear and live with a dead arm? I've never been so scared in my life than when I thought I was going to end up crippled.

>>17101133
Jacks mental capability is beyond everything a normal human can comprehend

>>17101129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFD1c2H9Ek
I guess the CT scan is also fake.

>>17101133
Physical therapy doesn't matter when it's all in (((his))) hands.

>>17101076
That actually looks really good. It's basically a meatloaf with bacon.

>>17100917
same energy

>>17100928
FYI: Most Asian videos online are fake or staged to some degree.

>>17101150

>>17101076
this assclown has had multiple strokes and cooks something like this and has to get his fat wife to cut it because he can't use his arm because of multiple strokes.

>>17101140
yes

>>17101180
it's keto brah it's healthy

>>17101201
hate this so much it's unreal

if that was butter pastry and bottle was full of ice it might be nice though. ice rolling pin probably already exists though...?

>>17101160
how the fuck do people with hair like that sleep? like those retard fucking island boy spottem gottem faggots? How do you lie on that hair comfortably?

>>17101201
If it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid

>>17101032
based and brownpilled

>>17101219
you take downers until you pass out

>>17101242
then you don't need a pillow.. actually genius.

>>17101104
That's just being a fatass. Vegetarians have a much wider range of foods they can eat than vegans do. Vegetarians can consume dairy and eggs, with some even going as far as to include certain seafoods as acceptable. Even if they ate meat, they'd probably still be the type to consume only oreos and potato chips. Vegans are lazy and don't feel like exploring the thousands of wonderful vegan options that have been perfected through centuries of cooking and instead choose to feast solely on processed plant burgers and bread.

>>17101212
>if that was butter pastry
bit hard to tell, i havent' seen the video but that's more likely than bread dough for pizza probably

>>17101252
>drizzling sauce on top of the coleslaw, pickles and onions while making no direct contact with the meat

>>17101104
I knew one who'd eat pretty well but she drank loads of tea and added two heaping tablespoons of honey for each cup she drank, the honey she consumed daily had to be worth more calories than what she got from everything else
She also wondered why she kept gaining weight

>>17101326
There's the whole "it's natural so it's healthy" thing, gives people a weird mental block about things especially sugar. Same shit with fruit juice. I have a friend who is a dietician at a hospital who teaches diabetics how not to lose a foot and she says the #1 thing they are clueless about is how much sugar is in OJ

>>17100917
I'd have stopped watching If she wasn't a cutie

>>17100948
Quality lass

>>17101068
There are people who become pescetarians out of medical reasons (i.e. can't eat red meat) but I'm doubtful it's the case here.

>>17100950
OUT

>>17101212
It's pizza dough.

>>17100917
>dad is vegetarian for over a decade
>has a fuck ton of health issues due to partying in the 80s
>doc tells him to add meat back into his diet for protein
>he cooks up a beautiful steak for himself
>rest of the family gets overcooked chicken breast
>he just laughs at us when we complain

>>17101450
Based and dadpilled

>>17101164
I never trusted the weird jumps in these videos. She probably spits out every single bite.

>>17101158
heheh. even if she's exaggerating that's pretty funny

>>17101696
Nothing gets past you, huh?

>>17100901
be the change

Why did Jack overtake Joey as /ck/ mascot?

>>17100171

>>17101450
what kind of partying anon

>>17101732
mods kept banning people for posting joey so there's not really any alternative
unless...

>>17101768
I can't understand why Joey isn't allowed but Jack and Nikocado are...

>>17101382

3/10 at best

>>17100917

I got aroused when she started crying

>>17101201
Had to use a wine bottle once, if it works it works

>>17101717
She does livestreams and restaurant challenges too. You know, at a certain point seeing lies in everything ceases to be media savvy and goes into paranoid conspiracy behaviour.

>>17101844
T. Reading comprehension 0

>>17100917
Never fails to make me angry when I see that attention whore cook the salmon flesh side first.

>>17101784
Jack has been banned/removed from time to time and I honestly don't think there's that much of a reasoning behind these moderation policies. It's just what it is.

>>17101732
I personally find his actual idiocy and obnoxiousness more appealing than the more played up repulsiveness of some of his peers. His peaks are also very high. The church chilli, juicy chicken, garbage stew, party cheese salad, took him down to the ground, the strokes, the "enchiladas" and the fact that he never seems to learn. There's also been so much gold from the past that I haven't seen posted that just had to be shared. The pizza smelling, pig out, the "chilli"'s and the fruit ninja just to name a few.

I personally may find Kay slightly more appealing, but Ja/ck/ is still the king.

>>17101854
Sorry bro I just picked the last reply in the chain.

>>17101880
Joey was navie and simple-minded enough to deserve a place in /ck/. I used to lurk this board more often years ago because of him, such figures are needed in certain boards, for example I stopped caring about /fit/ when scooby left.

>>17101784
Jannies are power abusing faggots who pick favorites and try to censor what they do not like.

There is no lifeform as low and pathetic and a jannie, they should all be sent to workcamps.

>>17101092
Fiber? Bro, it's KFC. It's not fiber free, but fried chicken is not a big source of fiber. https://www.kfc.com/nutrition

>>17101896
I cannot claim I got too deep into Joey, but most of what I've seen has just been him eating disgustingly, which didn't make me want to delve deeper.

>>17100917
Veganism and self loathing go hand in hand, please seek help for both

>>17101907
They're particularly shitty on /ck/. I've been banned just for posting pepe before

>>17101144
Holy shit I laughed way too hard at this

>>17101784
Ja/ck/ threads get taken down immediately and usually result in a ban depending on the faggot mod. I miss the old days when he truly was the king of /ck/ I mean he still is, but I miss the good old fashioned ja/ck/ threads

>>17102113
Both ja/ck/ but /broey/ threads deserve a place in this board.

>>17101732
Ja/ck/ has always been the king of this board

someone post mark wiens stupid fucking face eating

>>17100928
I can only imagine the sheer suffering i would feel on the toilet when I would eat so much KFC. Even looking at it i get severe cramps.

>>17100901
Are you the asshole who got me a 3-day ban for making a webm thread the other day?
Post something fresh or just filter the threads, man.

>>17101076
The fact that he has to make this abomination one-handed because he has had at least two strokes is just... I think it might be art.

>>17100948
babushka trained her well

>>17100885
And that's why 75% of black people over 30 have beetus.

>>17101180
I was watching and reading replies and as soon as I saw "assclown" I knew who it was before the reveal

>>17101784
Because we get to see a sad fat fuck die before our very eyes

>>17102245
>That'll be 14.99 plus tip

>>17101160

thats called prison spread. ive always wanted to try to develop a fine dining approach on it

>>17100917
yikes imagine what she looks like WITHOUT makeup mios dios

>>17101160
>boiling water in microwave
Does that actually work? I have an electric boiler but no 'wave, so I wouldn't do it anyway, I'm just curious.

>>17102431
yeah but you gotta put a chopstick in there to nucleate bubbles or it can superheat and like, explode or whatever when you take it out

>>17102388
This webm always intrigues me

>>17100950
How does he get out?

>>17102388
>>17102522
source? I need to see more

>>17100948
I'd kill for a GF like her. Less for her looks, and more because as much as I love pastries, I hate making 'em.

>>17101033
It says a lot about you to think only "chuds" would take issue with that webm.

>>17101133
>it won't happen to me
>it's not that bad
>it won't happen again
>it can't get worse
>it's already fucked, no point changing now <- jack is here
many such cases