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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Can someone tell me what this is? I saw it in a thread earlier about "American cuisine" but the thread 404d before I could ask what I was.

>> No.17095148

>>17095139
Looks like a prison omelette

>> No.17095168

>>17095148
Looks like some eye on the side and he gets shocked when he sees it?

>> No.17095171

>>17095139
I have not seen the video in question but I am almost 100% sure its a omelet that has been boiled in a bag, or I guess the faggy way of saying it would be sous-vide

>> No.17095184

>>17095139
omelet in a bag
i think jack's specific reason for doing the lazy man's omelet was each person could customize it by adding their chosen ingredients into their own bag, then you could boil them all together and they'd be done at the same time

>> No.17095198

op youve never seen eggs before? fuckin weirdo

>> No.17095523

>>17095171
I think he used a microwave for that

>> No.17095529

>>17095523
forget it, he boiled it

>> No.17095535

That's a DIY pocket pussy OP

>> No.17095742

>>17095139
That's ja/ck/'s infamous lazy man's omelette

>> No.17095796

I'm just here for the "American food" webm anon to turn up and post all those gross German tv vids

>> No.17096557
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>> No.17096563

>>17096557
American ricotta is really interesting... looks more like a cream than a ricotta.

>> No.17096609

>>17095139
>what is this
Shitposting.

>> No.17096630

>>17096557
it's striking how inhuman he looks from some angles

>> No.17096653

that thumbnail made me think it was the gaping asshole dude

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>>17096563
>>17096630

>> No.17096689

>>17096557
You know while Jack may be an epic failure of a cook, he has still managed to procreate with a woman, which is more than the average /ck/ user can say.

>> No.17096751

>>17096666
Heinz beans in tomato sauce with a little bit of mayo's good though, so that's probably not half bad.

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>>17096751
>>17096689
Reminder that Ja/ck/ choked out his son and then bragged about it on a podcast while the hosts looked on in horror.

>> No.17096827

>>17096557
out of everything its still funny to me that he wears an apron. for what? so he doesnt dirty his 7 dollar walmart tshirt?

>> No.17096843

>>17095139
if i remember correctly, jack microwaves eggs in plastic bags all the time and says that the plastic always melts a bit but it's fine.

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>>17096843
There is nothing wrong with a bit of plastic

>> No.17096853

>>17096843
ahaha ew really?
when i was a kid i had the bright idea to open a freezy by melting the plastic on the stove and it was the absolute worst taste i'll never forget it

>> No.17096868

>>17096850
>owns a vitamix
>microwaves eggs in a ziplock bag

>> No.17096883

I wonder why that man had a stroke...

>> No.17097127

>>17096883
He's had two

>> No.17097151

>>17095139
Funny that you call that 'Amercian cuisine' since that's actually a French style of cooking called Sue Vide.

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>>17096653
underrated comment