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I love grilling with my friends. What do you put on the barbie?

>> No.17091113 [DELETED] 

>>17091110
I strip the Barbie naked then fap to her smooth plastic groin area. In my trans human fantasy all women would have empty, plastic pelvises.

>> No.17091121

>>17091110
wish I could grill up some jews

>> No.17091127

Borger

>> No.17091131

>>17091110
pork chops and corn on the cob, served with garlic butter and bearnaise.

>> No.17091143

>>17091110
what don't i put on the barbie

Porkchops tonight with some brussel sprouts and rolls

>> No.17091153

>>17091121
Like this one? I prefer to do beef, fish, and shellfish. Can't get into NY strip though. Truly a shitty cut of meat. Wifey likes the filet, but I'm more of a tri-tip guy. Oysters kick ass, but everyone I know is a pussy so I grill and eat them alone. No need to waste charcoal for dogs and burgers though. I microwave the dogs and just don't do burgers.

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>>17091153
Forgot pic. This guy probably wouldn't eat my grilled shellfish. More for me.

>> No.17091160

>>17091110
That woman is very attractive and I would like to have sex with her

>> No.17091170

>>17091110
prok chops and shrimp aka prawns to some of you

>> No.17091172

>>17091160
Right?? So glad the high-rise/natural waist pants are back in fashion. Very flattering on a fit woman and accentuates their fupa if they start to let themselves go. A little mirror shaming can be a good thing. Nobody wants to be grillin while dodging a fat chick. It's unpleasant and also dangerous.

>> No.17091178

>>17091153
None of us eat that "ny strip" shit.
That's for retarded tourists staying at hotels around times square.

>> No.17091193

>>17091110
>What do you put on the barbie?
nothing. I don't eat cancer

>> No.17091195

>>17091172
That's why you never bring a creepy insane fat bitch to your own abode. Always use some form of indirection.
That said it doesn't say much for your taste by fucking big fat bitches in the first place.

>> No.17091199

>>17091195
sometimes they just show up and you dick em cause you're drunk

>> No.17091200

>>17091160
Gay.

>> No.17091201

>>17091110
On the Barbie, that would be whipped cream and strawberrys. Fun for both of us.

>> No.17091204

>>17091178
people call it NY strip in the entire country it's not actually a ny thing

>> No.17091212

>>17091199
I can't say I've never done that but it was never at my own home, it was partys and stuff.

>> No.17091222

>>17091212
smart move

>> No.17091230

>>17091222
Hell yeah, nobody wants some crazy whacky chick following you around. They might be very hot and all but then they're usually pretty whacked in the head.

>> No.17091233

>>17091230
true

>> No.17091248

Look up crazy Beulah from Gunsmoke.

>> No.17091249

Some chicks are just downright insane.

>> No.17091262

>>17091170
we call them scrimps in the more ethnically diverse neighborhoods

>> No.17091490

>>17091110
>/pol/ack
>friends

>> No.17091688

>>17091490
half of /ck/ are poltards, try posting a jewish meal thread and see for yourself.

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>>17091110
snags

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>> No.17091790

>>17091688
ok just did, i'll report back my findings.

>> No.17091862

>>17091110
look at that little faggy grill lmaooo. what are we cooking, burgers for ants?

>> No.17091871

>>17091785
kekkers

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>>17091862
ease up

>> No.17091946

>>17091110
you can tell this picture was taken before anthropogenic climate change really took off becuause who the fuck could wear corduroy pants to grill outside in summer nowadays

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>>17091785
oh for fuck sakes anon

>> No.17092007

>>17091946
kek, you are not wrong

>> No.17092149

I spy some cameltoe

>> No.17092157

For me, it's jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon.

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>>17091490

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We had a country and it was great.

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>> No.17092331

my favorite part is getting the charcoal lit in the chimney, and drinking ice cold beer while watching the flames

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>> No.17092373

>>17091890
From the thumbnail it looked like some seagull was coming in to divebomb them, I've seen that happen before on a beach. A cousin got a little too close to a nest and they tried to dive bomb her.

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>>17091110
It's crazy seeing normal people who aren't obese

>> No.17092632

>>17091155
Hey that looks like me

>> No.17092634

>>17092332
That "Aw shit" look on the little girl on the far left is cracking me up.

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>> No.17093617

>>17093047
adveritisng?

>> No.17093706

>>17091262
I'm from the pacific northwest but have been living in SC for almost 5 years or so now. Nearly died laughing the first time I heard someone try to order "scrump frahd rahs" at the local thai place.
Then I took a short weekend vacation with the missus last year and saw a restaurant the next town over that had "Scrimp" in the name.
The South is a magical place.

>> No.17093772

>>17091110
The experience miserable, the barbie

If I want to server people good food, I want to focus in the toolshed called a kitchen, not try to freehand it like a barbarian in my backyard.

If I want to hang and chat while doing an activity outside, I can find much better ones that standing around a smoky grill while waiting with a hungry stomach to eat burnt slop

The most oversold meme of an idea is grilling, corporate america just desperate to sell americans useless rusting hunks of trash to sit in their backyards, and to peddle processed meats served on one-use plates.

>> No.17093775

>>17091178
Strip is my favorite cut.
I just like lean cuts

>> No.17093794

>>17093617
Dunno why but like half of these style pics I come across have some kind of spelling error

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>>17091121
>>17091155
>what we're all thinking

>> No.17093897

>>17091753
She's cute enough but that grill looks retard low and wearing a short skirt like that she could burn her legs.

>> No.17095187

>>17093794
It's because the people who make these are halfheads

>> No.17095225

>>17091153
>microwave hot dogs
Truly, these are the end times

>> No.17095269

>>17091110
Virtually anything.
I grill about 200 days a year and on about 50 of those days it is lunch & dinner, both,
Big hits are
>brats and dogs with onions and peppers on a veggie plate
>burgers with tick slices of onions grilled alongside
>Moroccan spiced chicken thighs and grilled flatbread from scratch
>homemade pizzas
>fajitas
>marinated pork chops with grilled salad
>steaks with eggs sunny side up on a griddle
>salmon with grilled corn on the cob
a lot more, of course

>> No.17095563

>>17093794
>>17093617
People who don't understand that advertising trends reflect the cultural trends and ideals of a period also likely struggle with other cognitive tasks such as spelling

>> No.17095606

>>17091110
The chick in yellow looks like my last high school girlfriend and now I am missing screwing her brains out on the ottoman in her parents living room and giving her rug burns. Getting old sucks

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>>17091153
>thinks tri-tip is better than NY strip

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>> No.17095922

>>17091121
In b4 (Dead)

>> No.17095923

>>17091110
I want to smell her genitals

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>> No.17095933

>>17095809
idk about that salad

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>> No.17095964

>>17095899
Ah, but the tri-tip IS better, assuming choice grade beef, if you appreciate flavor and texture. Strip lacks the flavor of cuts like tri-tip or flank, doesn't cook to rare/midrare like a filet, doesn't handle medium like a ribeye. Strip can be okay, but it takes a dry brine, sous vide, and a gentle hand with a torch for the sear to get there and even then it's just merely okay, never good or great. I use it for stir fry or dog food typically. The dogs love it.

>> No.17095975

i enjoy grilling just about everything from fish to steak
vegetables are great on the grill too
ive been grilling alot more lately its relaxing

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>>17095815
>>17095963
>pastel appliances
Bros... I want to go back...
Why did some guy in 1987 have to decide that everything produced from then onwards has to be ugly?

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