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Hilter has been revived and he's coming over to dinner. What do you make to please him in order to not get shot?

>> No.17089366

HRT meds

>> No.17089367

I poison him and the losers who think they wouldn't be virgins under his regime (they would)

>> No.17089378

reminder that every jew is braver than Hitler ever was

>> No.17089383

>>17089367
What kind of poison do you have readily available right now to poison several people without them noticing it (while at the same time not poisoning yourself)?

>> No.17089384

Lox, bagels and gefilte fish

>> No.17089398

>>17089353
Pasta and Meatballs with red sauce and red whine. We have graded cheese as well. He is welcome to a glass and a plate.

>> No.17089402

>>17089353
Oh he wouldn’t shoot anyone. He’s a very nice guy.

>> No.17089403

>>17089398
>whine
>graded

>> No.17089406

>>17089383
antifreeze in a sweet dish moron. unironically kill yourself nazi

>> No.17089417

>>17089353
the jews were the real nazis all the way

>> No.17089419

>>17089406
>I'm a nazi because I doubt your poison skills.
No logic, shit brain.

>> No.17089425

ill meet him at the door, give him a snickers bar and tell him to fuck off. no gay nerds allowed in this house.

>> No.17089434

eiernockerl and an apple cake.

>> No.17089444

turkey roulade
roasted brussels sprouts
baked potatoes (with fixins)
stuffing with andouille sausage
apple pecan bundt cake
homemade applejack

and then when everybody's recovering afterwards, I take them by surprise and gun them all down

it will be a meal to die for

>> No.17089456

>>17089444
>roasted brussels sprouts
recipe?

>> No.17089462

>>17089353
Shepard's pie and tiramisu for dessert
then will share some nice whiskey and shit talk the jews

>> No.17089465

>>17089353
His own shit covered cock. I hear he loved to eat shit covered dick.

>> No.17089476

>>17089406
You know antifreeze has a bittering agent in it now, right? It was intended to make it taste horrible and hopefully stop retarded ass dogs from drinking it

>> No.17089481

>>17089353
I don't entertain amphetamine addicts

>> No.17089485

>>17089476
just tasted my antifreeze, still sweet

>> No.17089488

>>17089485
F

>> No.17089511

>>17089353
I think I'd serve him a hearty breakfast of latkes and bagels, then have gay sex with him.

>> No.17089521

>>17089476
I wouldn't act so smug if I was replying to hitler threads on the cooking board of a venetian boating forum.

>> No.17089528

>>17089378
Only a circumcised man would say this

>> No.17089536

>>17089456
Not this anon but what I like to do is cut them in half, blanch them a few minutes in boiling water but not cook them, and then fry them in a pan or on the raclette top

>> No.17089542

>>17089353
Roast pork and vegetables, and when he refuses to eat the meat on the basis of being vegetarian I'll start referring to him as kosherboy and repeatedly ask him how he's enjoying his kosher meal.

>> No.17089566
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>no mention of fuhrer cake

>> No.17089584

>>17089476
add it to a bitter dish, then. retard.

>> No.17089589

>>17089566
Gonna try to bake one of these up this Christmas.

>> No.17089598

>>17089584
>being retarded
>doubling down

>> No.17089612

>>17089598
>add antifreeze to a sweet dish
>NO ITS BITTER
>add it to a bitter dish, then
>NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
sure thing, man.

>> No.17089616

>>17089612
Name a bitter dish.

>> No.17089631

>>17089612
Name a single dish in which industrial-strength bitterant wouldn't stand out

>> No.17089632

>>17089616
you first bitch

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>>17089632
Take another chug of that anti-freeze my dude.

>> No.17089644

He was never found guilty in any court of law

>> No.17089694

>>17089643
but it's way too bitter to drink, isn't it? or have you changed your mind?

>> No.17089740

Kosher matzah ball soup with kosher knishes.
Just his traditional family food

>> No.17089749

>>17089485
the last cowboy

>> No.17089760

>>17089476
some antifreeze might have a bittering agent in it sure. typical retarded "I must be right!!!!" post desu, extrapolate entire world from any part of it where you're correct

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>>17089694
nazi op btfo

>> No.17089819 [DELETED] 

If antifreeze is so bitter why are there over 5000 cases reported every year of ethylene glycol poisoning?
https://www.google.com/search?q=antifreeze+poisoning+statistics&client=ms-android-google&sxsrf=AOaemvLw5FVJGW6iv218lz820131jsLR1Q%3A1638762735626&ei=74itYYPPJYKrptQPzMe44AI&oq=antifreeze+poisoning+st&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYATIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeMgUIABCGAzIFCAAQhgMyBQghEKABMgUIIRCgAToECCMQJzoFCAAQgAQ6BggAEAcQHjoECAAQQzoFCC4QgARQxBdYnh5gyC5oAHAAeACAAcgCiAGFB5IBBzAuMi4xLjGYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp

>> No.17089826

>>17089566
I'm confused. The first post says it's a cake with nuts and raisins. There are no raisins in the second post.

>> No.17089829

>>17089378
You're a huge fag

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>>17089819
>linking your personal google results with the full url

>> No.17089837

>>17089760
Are you personally buying your antifreeze based off the taste or something?

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This fine German cuisine of course

>> No.17089843

>>17089819
I clicked on this stuff.

>> No.17089845

>>17089826
Probably forgot to include them. For some extra kick leave the raisins soaking in some bourbon overnight

>> No.17090067

>>17089353
A bottle of Mountain dew and a full Daim cake.

>> No.17090076

Remember he was a vegetarian.

>> No.17090080

>>17089841
I hate that I knew what this was based on the blur

>> No.17090102
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>>17089353
a lot of fake fans in this thread talking about giving him a meat dish.
>tomato stew with bean dumplings
>plum cake for dessert

>> No.17090178

Lotta fags in here.

You wouldn't spend an evening talking to one of the most important figures of the 20th century? I would grab Hitler a burger and fries from our local place and drink beers.

>> No.17090192

>>17090102
>plum cake
>not apple and raisin
>he claims others to be fake fans

>> No.17090223

>>17089367
Seek therapy, anon. You need help.

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>>17090192
Hitler was mostly vegetarian, had lots of gastrointestinal issues. Hence all the people saying meat dishes being fake fans.

>> No.17090490

I doubt he would shoot you if you fucked up a bit of food or had something he wasn't gushing over. That shit is hollywood tier retarded.

>> No.17090495

>>17090240
>Hitler was mostly vegetarian, had lots of gastrointestinal issues.

Same story the world around with all vegetarians. They all have leaky gut problems because they are low in the amino acids that make collagen.