[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 236 KB, 528x438, 8FAA1D63-3D8A-4CCE-843A-C57F6D8505C5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
17083640 No.17083640 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me
>Blackanon
>Eating at uni cafeteria (British)
>white girl walks up to me
>”How’s the fried chicken?”
>I’m eating a lobster bisque that I prepared myself
>Entire cafeteria laughs at me
>I stand up and she sees my BBC through my pants
>She goes silent
>”Anon... I...”
>”No need to apologize. Just mind your manners next time. Here’s my number.”
>She blushes
>”Heh, y-you too anon!”
>She awkwardly walks away
>White students start shaking my hand
>Mfw

>> No.17083653

>>17083640
And let me guess, every one smacked their lips?

>> No.17083666

>>17083640
>Be you
>Invent a complete fabrication
>Only food related in that it involves chicken and seabug soup that are several degrees removed from reality
>go back