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Has anyone eaten testicles, and is there sperm in them?

>> No.17083250

>>17083245
Pee is stored in the balls

>> No.17083312

>>17083245
pig testicles are delicious
would reccomend

no there is no sperm or piss

>> No.17083314

>>17083245
only your dads

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17083332

>>17083245

>> No.17083499

Sadly no, OP

>> No.17083513

>>17083499
So where does the sperm go then?

>> No.17083521

>>17083513
Ask your mum

>> No.17083529

>>17083513
seminal vesicles on the outside. they're kinda like balls for your balls

>> No.17083532

>>17083513
To the girl's Virginia you dumb fuck

>> No.17083544

Don't they teach this in sex-ed?

>> No.17083831

>>17083245
you wanna check with a microscope. even if they're cooked you might see a few crispy ones however your dulled tastelet palate could not discern such a delicate flavor

>> No.17083834

>>17083312
What do they taste like?

>> No.17083883

>>17083834
Bollocks.

>> No.17083906

>>17083532
You the dumb fuck nerd it went to her West Virginia RETARD

>> No.17084636

>>17083250
Fpbp

>> No.17084737

>>17083245
you have to squeeze the sperm out first so you can make the sauce

>> No.17085649

>>17083245
no, but if you really want to eat some cum i would recommend just using your own.

>> No.17085670

>>17083245
Define eat.

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17085704

>>17083245
>Has anyone eaten testicles,
well, not "eaten" per se
>and is there sperm in them?
there was but i had to put something else in my mouth first to get the sperm out

>> No.17085946

>>17085704
Santa's balls look really like my uncle's

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>>17085704

>> No.17086507
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>>17083245
I've had Monkey, Goat, Bull, Deer, Human and Pig testicles so far. All very delicious. not sure how they were cooked. ordered them at a restaurant when i lived in Mexico. Rocky Mountain Oysters were probably the best tasting.

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17086532

Sperm is highly sensitive to heat, which is why your balls sag when it's hot, so any temperature that would render those balls safe to eat would have obliterated the sperm inside.

...I think.

>> No.17086552

>>17086507
did you eat the human testicles or just suck on them until the mexican penis ejaculated onto your face?

>> No.17086556

>>17086552
no, the testicles were on a sri lankan man and yes used my mouth on them until i got a nice protein boost

>> No.17086560

Never had testicles but I've eaten a lot of milt.
Mostly from plaice and cod.
It doesn't taste of much but it has an amazing smooth and silky texture. Some people fry it but I think that's a shame. A quick boil or simply cooking the fish with it still inside is better.

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17086666

>>17083245
When you bite into a deep fried testicle the outer layer of the sac gets penetrated by your teeth and the semen tends to pop rather enthusiastically into your mouth, filling it with a lot of salty cream, most people end up having to spit a little bit out. At least that what your Dad told me.

>> No.17086701

>>17083245
Had lamb's testicles once, just tastes like jizzy meat. Presumably there is sperm in there, but it's not like frubing a used condom.

>> No.17086739

>>17086666
Semen comes from the prostate, not the testicles. It is used to deliver sperm, which has very little volume.

>> No.17087005

>>17085704
If this fag was a real person I'd catch a charge to make him suffer

>> No.17087053

>>17087005
Why? Pray to Jesus, friend. Hatred is not the way.

>> No.17087203

>>17083245
Not bad, very chewy, mostly flavorless

Cut it thin, deep fry it, and serve it with your favorite dipping sauce

>> No.17087323

>>17083834
like brain if you've ever tasted that.

>> No.17087356

>>17086666
>that image
>PTSD kicks in

>> No.17087900

>>17083834
piss or sperm