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17078132 No.17078132 [Reply] [Original]

Because fuck our customers! That's why!

>> No.17078170

>>17078132
Oh it's that autists again.

>> No.17078183

>>17078132
Nobody cares. Stop making these threads

>> No.17078204

>>17078132
What's the issue?

>> No.17078211

>>17078204
paper straw

>> No.17078249

>>17078204
They switched to paper straws making it impossible to open properly

>> No.17078258

Imagine being unable to defeat a fucking CapriSun.

>> No.17078285

>>17078258
It's literally impossible to open without making a mess with a paper straw

>> No.17078293

>>17078285
Gitgud nigga

>> No.17078311

>>17078293
No he's right. Have you tried opening it since the switch to paper?

>> No.17078347

Why do they hate their customers so much? Can't they just test this shit before putting it on the shelves??

>> No.17078454

>>17078132
You are not the target demographic.
If your fine gross motor control sucks to the point of being unable to properly open Capri-Suns, you might wanna pick up a drink found in a different container.

>> No.17078496

>>17078285
>>17078311
>thatGuyHavingToUseTheSpecialOpenerForSoylentBottle.png
Just get a precision drill bit and use it to make a pilot hole for your straw.
Or practice a bit and gain some skill level.

>> No.17078502

>>17078454
It isn't a demography issue. No one is able to open it, even less children

>> No.17078521

>>17078132
>Pierce hole with literally anything
>Fold top flap back
>Drink directly from pouch, no straw needed
I've done it more than once when the straw was missing, it's no big deal.