Burgers are the perfect meal

[Anonymous No.17077169]

Are burgers the perfect meal for humans? You have carbs, protein, dairy, and vegetables all wrapped up into one beautiful sandwich. You can never go wrong eating a burger, what is your favorite burger to make/order at a restaurant?

[Anonymous No.17077172]

>>17077169
Cutting burger in half, I see you have patrician tastes

[Anonymous No.17077174]

>>17077169
The best burger is a double cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.17077191]

>>17077169
are burgers sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.17077195]

>>17077169
> and a diet coke, gotta watch those calories
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.17077216]

>>17077169
That monster is simultaneously the most disgusting and most delicious thing I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.17077223]

>>17077169
i don't disagree they truly are a great meal
>bottom bun (toasted brioche)
>bed of iceberg lettuce
>optional - tomato slice
>patty
>american cheese
>optional - repeat patty + american cheese
>bacon
>pickle slices
>onion ring, or sauteed onions
>ketchup, bbq or burger sauce
>top bun (toasted brioche)

[Anonymous No.17077229]

>>17077169
That webm reminds of the time I had an abcess on my leg. Got to watch the doctor lance it open with a scalpel and globs of pus just came pouring out like that cheese.

[Anonymous No.17077230]

>>17077169
>you WILL eat the creampie cheeseburger
>you WILL eat the cheesy crispy ritz cheese crispers

[Anonymous No.17077236]

>>17077223
>top bun (sesame seed)
>burger sauce (mayo, Worcestershire sauce, garlic oil, smoked paprika)
>melted cheddar
>half lb patty
>pickle
>ketchup
>bottom bun
Simple as
Simple

[Anonymous No.17077245]

>>17077169
you would get murdered if you served that in my city
burgers are supposed to be easy to eat

[Anonymous No.17077252]

>>17077236
>no salad
how many years since you saw your feet?

[Anonymous No.17077550]

>>17077195
>Puts words into people's mouths
>Criticizes them for the words he made up
Do people really?

[Anonymous No.17077623]

>>17077169
That looks like pussy with a horrible std

[Anonymous No.17077687]

>>17077229
Let's post abcess stories. 20 years ago I was staying at my cousin's and I was laying in bed feeling my leg. There was a rather large, unusual bump so I squeezed it and puss squirted out. I was a little concerned cuz I didn't know what was going on.
Also. Fuck this thread and fuck op

[Anonymous No.17077735]

Genuine question, what vegetables are actually good to put in a burger? Lettuce reduces friction and makes the contents of the sandwich slide around too much, tomato is too detrimental to texture, etc. What's actually good? Besides onion, of course, but even that's only really good if diced.

[Anonymous No.17077829]

>>17077735
Pickles, obviously. Also I often substitute lettuce&mayo with coleslaw, that holds together pretty well since the cabbage is held together by the dressing. On that note, sauerkraut and kimchi also work well in burgers. Overall, pickled veggies seem like the best fit for a burger, at least in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.17078031]

>>17077191
>sandwiches
>A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein bread serves as a container or wrapper for another food type.[1][2][3]
it can or cannot be

[Anonymous No.17078242]

>>17077169
...vegetables?

[Anonymous No.17078246]

>>17077550
4chan and Twitter have this in common and there the answer is always yes

[Anonymous No.17078325]

>>17077735
Lettuce is roughage
Onions don't make sense to me if they're not grilled or in battered form but to each his own
Tomato outside sauce form isn't happening with me..

[Anonymous No.17078358]

>>17077735
For me, i only like raw onion and pickles on a burger. Tomato slice is too wet, it makes it soggy. Lettuce is okay when it's shredded, but whole leaf is a no go, I always pull the whole thing off in one go and it makes the burger unstable. Same with grilled onions, they're slimy and cause the burger to slip around.

[Anonymous No.17078395]

>>17078358
You can use whole leaves of lettuce to hold the other veggies in place kinda like pic related. Wrapped between leaves of lettuce and the bottom bun, it doesn't matter what you put in between. It'll hold fast.

[Anonymous No.17078466]

>>17078358
>Same with grilled onions, they're slimy
Try a browned onion ring next time, it's not translucent, just caramelized on one or both side(s)

[Anonymous No.17078568]

>>17078395
this. i put 1 to 2 leaves of lettuce on my burger. it adds a nice crunch

[Anonymous No.17078608]

>>17078395
Wrap the lettuce all the way around the outside of the bun.

[Anonymous No.17078680]

>>17077735
I go with only chopped onions or chopped onions and uncooked spinach on mine.

[Anonymous No.17080197]

>>17077169
Yes but with real meat ground by yourself, not some take out's mystery meat. Real cheese, kale and homemade bread also makes it based.

[Anonymous No.17080215]

>>17077169

[Anonymous No.17082068]

>>17077169
What a waste of all that liquid cheese. At least have bowl ready for it to flow into so you can use it as a dip or something.

[Anonymous No.17082245]

>>17077195
Some of us prefer diet since its not quite as sweet as regular.

[Anonymous No.17084087]

>>17077169
Delicious burst cyst burger

[Anonymous No.17084584]

>>17077223
For me it's brioche bun, quarter pound patty and eiteh rcheddar w/ sauteed onions or monterey jack w/ sauteed mushrooms. I dip my fries in ketchup and eat a slice of romaine and some pickles on the side

[Anonymous No.17084602]

>>17077169
Jesus Christ it looks like an abcess being drained.