/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17070681]

can you redpill me on this place /ck/? anyone ever work here? I got an offer to work here as a line cook for $17 hr

currently working in a supermarket bakery for $15 hr didn't know if the stitch was worth it

[Anonymous No.17070689]

>>17070681
Not only do none of these broads have tits worth writing home about but they range from subpar to plain fugly.

[Anonymous No.17070698]

>>17070681
Pretty girls

[Anonymous No.17070706]

Is the name referencing the booba

[Anonymous No.17070718]

>>17070689
Virgin detected

[Anonymous No.17070751]

>>17070718
I have standards. It's just I haven't yet met a woman who is worthy of my seed.

[Anonymous No.17070758]

>>17070706
>Is the name referencing the booba
sey

[Anonymous No.17070766]

>>17070751
>elbows too pointy

[Anonymous No.17070771]

>>17070766
Disgusting. It makes my virgin cock shrivel like a baby turtle.

[Anonymous No.17070785]

>>17070681
steady stream of easy college age puss and drug connections - plus you get paid. the choice is yours, anon.

[Anonymous No.17070805]

>>17070785
waitresses don't fuck the cooks LOL

[Anonymous No.17070823]

>>17070751
>When the time is right, a maiden will be delivered up to me. Probably from the East.

[Anonymous No.17070829]

>>17070805
idk what kind of clueless turds you've been working with, but it's extremely common in my experience.

[Anonymous No.17070842]

>>17070829
no, it's not.

[Anonymous No.17070851]

>>17070842
>"i-it's just not, okay!!?"
you must be the neglected cook lmao. cope harder.

[Anonymous No.17070853]

cooks are basically like retarded lepers who can't hack it front of house. there's no waitress interested in some guatemalan or drug addicted loser.

[Anonymous No.17070858]

>>17070851
you're in fantasy land if you think waitresses think about the cooks.

[Anonymous No.17070859]

>>17070851
Nobody fucks frogposters, you cringy faggot

[Anonymous No.17070860]

>>17070853
Ok smiling ass faggot trick. Go work at the gap while your at it.

[Anonymous No.17070862]

>>17070858
I know a guy who used to be a chef and he fucks, a lot

[Anonymous No.17070863]

There was one within biking distance from me for a while so I'd bike there, drink shitty beer, watch TV and stare at asses. It was what it was.

Never tried to hook up with any of the waitresses or servers there. I'm pretty sure they get that shit from people all day and if they aren't gonna try and get with the old sugar daddy, they sure as shit weren't going to get with my bike riding beer drinking ass.

[Anonymous No.17070867]

>>17070858
>chicks
>think

[Anonymous No.17070868]

>>17070862
Chef = Chad
Cook = Cuck

[Anonymous No.17070873]

>>17070860
LOL don't get too assblasted stay in your lane there's no waitresses interested in your addled faggot ass

[Anonymous No.17070876]

>>17070862
chefs and bartenders fuck, not the line cooks and bussers

[Anonymous No.17070878]

>>17070868
You can shove that frenchie shit up ya ass. I’d rather sling pies than battonet carrots and make brunch for a hunch of trust fund bitches.

[Anonymous No.17070883]

>>17070868
>>17070876
I don't know the difference sorry, I have a real job

[Anonymous No.17070884]

>>17070873
Ok nigger.

[Anonymous No.17070890]

>>17070884
you gonna cry you little bitch? LOL

[Anonymous No.17070891]

>>17070883
>I'm stupid because I have a "real" job

[Anonymous No.17070893]

>>17070681
The problem with them is that they hire beautiful girls, and beautiful girls do what they normally do; ignore me.

[Anonymous No.17070895]

>>17070890
Like when you got pulled over nigger?

[Anonymous No.17070900]

>>17070895
Did Tyrone molest you in the walkin? Cry harder little bitch LOL

[Anonymous No.17070902]

>>17070853
>>17070858
>>17070859
>>17070876
>the cope is palpable
sorry you suck at getting your dick wet, but if you can't bang some braindead waitresses then I really don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.17070904]

>>17070895
My back hurts btw.

[Anonymous No.17070905]

As a cook? No sweat.
You're gunna get salty at the 16 year olds showing off their tummies getting tipped $40/hr though.

[Anonymous No.17070913]

>>17070902
You're not banging waitresses as a cook. They think you're a fucking disgusting loser.

[Anonymous No.17070920]

>>17070913
>this much projection
lmao... k.

[Anonymous No.17070921]

>>17070900
Cool it buster.

[Anonymous No.17070927]

>>17070920
How is that projection? I said waitresses see cooks as slimebag limpdick losers.

[Anonymous No.17070933]

>>17070927
Lol. Imagine thinking a women has any say about anything of value ever. Show some ass and tits on insta so i can wank.

[Anonymous No.17070937]

>>17070933
Imagine having fantasies about fucking braindead waitresses who probably don't even know your name and posting about it anonymously on 4chink.

[Anonymous No.17070944]

>>17070937
No fantasy to be had. Your a trick.

[Anonymous No.17070945]

>>17070944
LOL keep crying little bitch

[Anonymous No.17070946]

>>17070891
>not knowing the technical name for a food slave is stupidity
no wonder you're a food slave lmao

[Anonymous No.17070951]

>>17070945
Ok. Im gonna cry into my inheritance and my test scores. Believe it or not some people have accomplished things besides internet glory chud.

[Anonymous No.17070956]

>>17070951
>my inheritance and my test scores
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.17070958]

>>17070946
>technical name
o lawd i m laffin
not having common knowledge is generally seen as a sign of stupidity.

[Anonymous No.17070962]

>>17070956
What’s so funny chud?

[Anonymous No.17070963]

>>17070937
>names are required to facefuck them in your car after shift
lmao... 90% chance this is a roastie, 10% chance it's some cuck orbiter.

[Anonymous No.17070966]

>>17070951
>my inheritance
>Believe it or not some people have accomplished things

Your dad, sure. But what have YOU done?

[Anonymous No.17070970]

>>17070951
>accomplished things besides internet glory chud
i'll take that compliment LOL

[Anonymous No.17070971]

>>17070902
I don't have any drugs so i cant trick them into it like you anon

[Anonymous No.17070973]

>>17070951
>my inheritance
my sides... holy shit

[Anonymous No.17070975]

>>17070966
More fucked up shit than you.

[Anonymous No.17070980]

>>17070963
there's no waitress who wants to touch your dick you fucking retard LOL

[Anonymous No.17070982]

>>17070962
Damn I fucked a girl a few weeks ago with a big ass tattoo jjust like that lol

[Anonymous No.17070985]

[Anonymous No.17070989]

>>17070975
ooh la la, an internet tough guy still suckling at his daddy's tit
I'm sOoOoOo scared!

[Anonymous No.17070997]

>>17070989
You cried and pulled out your phone getting pulled over nig. End of discussion. Maybe groom some more 16 year olds and get your liberal arts degree or whatever the fuck.

[Anonymous No.17070999]

>>17070971
>natural charisma = drugged up rape session
hahahaha... life must be rough for you.

[Anonymous No.17071006]

>>17070999
ah yes the natural charisma of the druggie line cook loser LOL

[Anonymous No.17071007]

>>17070997
>that headcanon
what the fuck are you talking about anon? Pulled over? grooming children?

Do you wanna talk about it?

[Anonymous No.17071014]

>>17071006
oh I get it now... you're a seething busboy. better luck next life, bud.

[Anonymous No.17071023]

>>17071014
LOL no. cry harder little bitch

[Anonymous No.17071032]

>>17071023
"n-no I'm not!!"
shh... you know you aren't allowed to speak to the humans. make yourself useful and go scrape that muck off the 8 top that just left.

[Anonymous No.17071036]

>>17070805
>>17070829
>>17070842
>>17070851
>>17070853
>>17070858
>>17070859
>>17070860
>>17070862
>>17070868
>>17070873
>>17070876
>>17070878
>>17070883
>>17070884
>>17070890
>>17070891
>>17070895
>>17070900
>>17070902
>>17070913
>>17070920
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>>17070927
>>17070933
>>17070937
>>17070944
>>17070945
>>17070946
>>17070951
>>17070956
>>17070958
>>17070962
>>17070963
>>17070966
>>17070970
>>17070971
>>17070973
>>17070975
>>17070980
>>17070989
>>17070997
>>17070999
>>17071006
>>17071007
>>17071014
>>17071023
>>17071032
thanks for ruining and completely derailing my thread :)

[Anonymous No.17071037]

>>17070958
>American fast food job titles
>common knowledge
among teenagers maybe?

[Anonymous No.17071052]

>>17070951
>my inheritance is my accomplishment

[Anonymous No.17071055]

>>17071037
>American fast food job titles
>Chef
>Bartender

You're only proving my point. You're so dumb I bet you think red wine comes from indian reservations.

[Anonymous No.17071063]

>>17071055
why would I think about your pathetic country at all if I'm thinking about food and drink?

[Anonymous No.17071069]

>>17071055
I bet u watched ur dad totally own some home depot guy with that joke once lmao what a sad case

[Anonymous No.17071079]

>>17071032
cry little bitch cry LOL

[Anonymous No.17071083]

>>17071036
anytime, chief.

[Anonymous No.17071110]

>>17071079
>refutes nothing
that's what I thought, little subhuman quasimodo busboy. now clear that muck.

[Anonymous No.17071123]

>>17071110
keep crying my bitch still so fucking assblasted LOL

[Anonymous No.17071131]

>>17071069
nah, I just made it up.
But it sure triggered you!

[Anonymous No.17071147]

>>17071123
>busboy chronicles: the saga continues
lmao... ywnbh

[Anonymous No.17071150]

ITT mistaking disinterest in cooks with disinterest in brown people.

[Anonymous No.17071156]

>>17071147
LOL it's getting sad you're still so assblasted my little bitch

[Anonymous No.17071260]

>>17070751
>I have standards. It's just I haven't yet met a woman who is worthy of my seed.

[Anonymous No.17071263]

calm down guys, you can all fuck the waitress, she's a slut anyway

[Anonymous No.17071272]

>>17071260
yes, i'm glad you got the joke. it was pretty subtle so congrats.

[Anonymous No.17071282]

>>17070823

[Anonymous No.17071690]

>>17071036
I'm sensing a pattern here.

[Anonymous No.17071702]

>>17071690
Two of those (You)s belong to me

[Anonymous No.17071706]

>>17070751
Based. Don't let any of these soyboy redditors say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.17071707]

>>17070689
you can really see the anglo genetics in them. they would be 8/10s in bongland.

[Anonymous No.17071772]

>>17070681
Money's money, OP. Go to whoever pays the most.

[Anonymous No.17071774]

>>17071702
Good job, I'm proud.

[Anonymous No.17071844]

>>17070718
I have one son and another on the way. My wife has 32H tits right now and they are so swollen I have to hold them if we’re doing doggy style otherwise they hurt her from swaying. Try again.

[Anonymous No.17071848]

can you two faggots just get it over with and suck each others cocks already

[Anonymous No.17071928]

>>17071702
I got 3. great thread, great result.

[Anonymous No.17071954]

>>17071282
If she's Russian, Russian wives are definitely not for betas

[Anonymous No.17071955]

>>17071848
you want sloppy seconds?

[Anonymous No.17071957]

>>17071036
BTW I’m trans and you guys hijacking my thread is triggering me.

[Anonymous No.17072110]

>>17071774
>>17071928
Based

[Anonymous No.17072114]

>>17072110
I really feel like congratulations are due all round so well done anon

[Anonymous No.17072116]

>>17070681
17 sounds pretty good. Line will definitely be more fast paced and stressful than a supermarket bakery, though.

[Anonymous No.17072119]

>>17071954
Nah, she's Dutch or something.

[Anonymous No.17072120]

I want to sniff all their boots goddamn little teasing sluts..

[Anonymous No.17072144]

>be linecook
>spend money on cocaine and vapes
>get to fuck servers and hostesses

t. me

[Anonymous No.17072148]

>>17072119
Oh shit, so she’s acytally human and not a soulless fuck machine. Good on ya Styx, love to see a nigga outkick the coverage.

[Anonymous No.17072153]

>>17072144
>be cook
>pretty sure one of the waitresses was hitting on me, but can't be sure because 'tism
>not really interested anyhow
>spend money on booze and computer parts
Life is good.

[Anonymous No.17072160]

the breasturant staff is hit/miss either cute college age tarts, or fat pregnant immigrants, but one thing is for damned sure: their chicken fried steak/mashed potatoes/green beans is top tier and worth getting, even if just for take out

[Anonymous No.17072228]

>>17070805
female wait staff fucks everybody if they can

[Anonymous No.17072238]

>>17072228
definitely not the cooks though

[Anonymous No.17072258]

>>17071844
Bruh your wife fat as fuuuck bruh fr fr no cap looser sheesh

[Anonymous No.17072264]

>>17070689
How frhstrated are you?

[Anonymous No.17072303]

>>17072258
Not fat at all. Her D cups turned into E cups after our first son was born and now they’ve grown even bigger as they are engorged. After her first pregnancy they lost some of their perkiness but I’m a big tit guy so I’m happier this way.

[Anonymous No.17072358]

>>17072238
I was a baker, maybe it was the muscles, but they fucked me

[Anonymous No.17072360]

>>17072358
>maybe it was the muscles, but they fucked me
nah

[Anonymous No.17072491]

>>17072303
I don't get this post. why are you ashamed of the noble art of hog farming

[Anonymous No.17072501]

>>17072360
>another subhuman coping
seethe moar.

[Anonymous No.17072605]

>>17072501
imagine saving and reposting pictures of frogs while saying others are coping and seething

[Anonymous No.17072609]

>>17072360
I guess it was my charming personality then, fine with me

[Anonymous No.17072616]

>>17072609
you didn't fuck anyone

[Anonymous No.17072621]

>>17072605
Not him, but what's worse? Having pictures of frogs or so easily getting worked by pictures of frogs?

[Anonymous No.17072624]

>>17072621
LOL yep your frog pics are totally working people up

[Anonymous No.17072626]

>>17072616
are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.17072630]

>>17072624
ah you're just some schizo, got it.

[Anonymous No.17072633]

>>17072621
not him but why are you still here? no one believes cooks are having sex with the servers

[Anonymous No.17072643]

>>17072626
yes. I am 100% sure you did not fuck any of the servers even the fat retarded one.

[Anonymous No.17072646]

not gonna read this shitthread to see if anyone already pointed this out, but supermarket bakery is a much cushier wagie job than line cook. it's not worth the $2/hr, not even close. unless you really hate your supermarket job and you want to leave anyway I wouldn't even consider this move.

[Anonymous No.17072714]

>>17070751
This is based, but only if you're also worthy of her