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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Post webms during the most wonderful time of the year.

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>>17070188

>> No.17070473

>>17070465
Why does he look like a giant toddler?

>> No.17070480

>>17070462
Reminder this is what happens to all her spawns that try to come out, women shouldn't build muscle.

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>>17070188

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>>17070489
NOOOOOOOO

>> No.17070525

>>17070489
No respect for the animal.

>> No.17071047

>>17070489
why are bugs like this?

>> No.17071091

>>17070489
those things are as intelligent as dogs..

>> No.17071112

>>17070188
>can't flip the bread properly
Failure

>> No.17071121

>>17071091
If he's so smart then why did he get caught

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>>17071112
Anon did better than this abomination

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>>17071121
If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?

>> No.17071284

>>17070465
What am I looking at here

>> No.17071292

>>17071284
The guy in the red is Jack, God of /ck/ Kino.

>> No.17071321

>>17071292
Why does he walk like a zombie?

>> No.17071329

>>17071321
I'm pretty sure I read on here that he had a stroke. Either that or he's been into the barbiturates a little too heavy.

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>> No.17071356

>>17071321
He had surgery on both feet because he tore his achilles walking half a 5k

>> No.17071358

>>17071329
>he had a stroke

He's on at least No.2 right now. Might have even been 3, I don't recall.

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>>17070465
speaking of

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>>17071387

>> No.17071407

>>17071344
That's not that many eggs.

>> No.17071423

>>17070465
>manlet

>> No.17071425
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>> No.17071670

>>17071425
spagaytti

>> No.17071737

>>17070188
>lethargic hand movements
>fat hairy arms
is this ja/ck/

>> No.17071745

>>17071242
fuck Im so jelly

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>> No.17072145

>>17071176
did he manage to get out?

>> No.17072280

Anyone have the webm of the two fags making and eating a chip butty

>> No.17072288

>>17071344
you have to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.17072422

>>17071356
So a 2.5K?

>> No.17072436

>>17071425
nice

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>> No.17072809

>>17070465
What is the purpose of this clip? Is it purely to make fun of short fat man? Because his stupid cooking videos have plenty of material for that and are more fitting for the sub

>> No.17072820

>>17072520
If i was drunk id still eat that pile of slop in a heartbeat

>> No.17072848

>>17071091
I've met plenty of women more retarded than dogs.

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>>17072848
I've met plenty of anons who are even more retarded by rewarding them with space in their head regardless.

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>>17071425
Fags get the bullet, our king ja/ck/ says so.

>> No.17072950

>>17071344
Code?

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>>17071112
>>17071737

>> No.17072963

>>17071670
I'm gonna use this.

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>> No.17072996

>>17070188
oil isn't even hot. why do people do this

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>>17072967
>don't teach your kids basic kitchen skills
>laugh when they don't have basic kitchen skills

>> No.17073011

>>17073002
Parents are fucking trash

>> No.17073082

>>17072959
>Buy toilet bowl from store
>Never installed in a restroom
>Clean bowl further
>Fill with food
>People will still say it's disgusting

>> No.17073123

>>17071895
>PROLASPE

>> No.17073133

>>17073002
Zoomer cant into critical thinking

>> No.17073143

>>17073002
It's a can opener. Monkey see monkey do

>> No.17073174

>>17070462
Muscular or toned women are gross. Women should be soft and A BIT plump.

>> No.17073252

>>17072967
>>17073002
I love using this can openers, but my mum can't work them out. She likes the electric can opener, but I can't work that one out. We are boomers and zoomers, it's all the same just different struggles sir

>> No.17073265

>>17071242
Fuck that looks good

>> No.17073329

>>17071395
the more i see this, the more soy this webm is

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>>17072957
This from a tv show?
>>17072959
I hate these so much. I worry it'll inspire some pretentious asshat to actually open a place serving food like this
>>17073252
Same, except I managed to convert my mom to a manual after opening a can faster than her electric one could
Then again she grew up with picrel so I can't say I blame her for assuming all manuals are awful and putting up with electric ones that seem to break every other year

>> No.17073356

>>17071091
brain capacity doesnt mean intelligence, it depends on a plethora of anatomical, hormonal and environmental aspects
they're dumb as shit

>> No.17073409

>>17073082
if they advertised it as used toilet bowls it would attract the poopenfarten public

>> No.17073418

>>17073002
anyone with a fully working brain can figure how to use simple devices on their own

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>>17070489
>"Ohhhh me so hungry, me chinee womaaan hungry for inedible octopus teeheehee ohhhhh roook at me white man, u rike dis? u rikee me eat alive sentient being make them suffer ehhh?? ohhhh me chinee and me rikey eat things dat no other human with brain rikee to eat ohhhh"

>> No.17073439

>>17072996
In the last thread they told me it was too hot...

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>>17072848
>be out running errands while gf and her friend hang out at our place
>come back to find carbon monoxide monitor on front porch
>puzzled
hey babe, why is the carbon monoxide monitor on the porch?
"well it started beeping and said MOVE TO FRESH AIR so we put it outside"

women are braindead

>> No.17073457

>>17073342
I have pic rel and I will NEVER give it up until I'm too arthritic to operate it

>> No.17073468

>>17073143
monkey has to see first. my mother made me spend time in the kitchen and i could absorb things by osmosis. this kid clearly never spends time there because nobody cares enough OR is too tired from work to deal with him so they just let him play bideo gaems and watch youtube all day. it's sad

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>>17073445
why does he put eggs on the burner at the end?

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>> No.17073724

>>17070489
That octopus is more intelligent than her

>> No.17073729

>>17071344
That's a pitiful amount, she can easily eat that many eggs.

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White people when it's a macdonalds hamboigah: >>17073689
>RRAAAWWRRR I'm a big strong he-man, give it to me still mooing, you can take my hamboigah from my cold dead hands you commie vegcuck tyrants!

>>17070507
>>17070525
>>17071047
>>17073422
>>17073724
White people when it's seafood or basically anything else that didn't come from the drive-thru:
>OMG won't someone please think of the poor oppressed animals!!!!~~!~!

>> No.17073830

>>17072520
Yep, just dump it on the table, chief.

>> No.17073831

>>17071091
which they eat as well

>> No.17073866

>>17070480
>>17073174
Low test

>> No.17073869

>>17072422
No, 2.5E.M

>> No.17073884

>>17071895
Looks like a horse Dick

>> No.17073886

>>17071242
>bare greasy sweaty stinky dirty hands touching my food

I'm gonna puke

>> No.17073910

>>17073457
It's your contingency suicide plan, isn't it? Cut your wrist on the jagged lid while opening a can, bleed out, nobody will ever know it wasn't an accident.

>> No.17074161

>>17073746
Xi Jingping detected. Seethe cope dilate, bug.

>> No.17074227

>>17070188
Heh

>> No.17074245

>>17072145
He never got in in the first place.

>> No.17074255

>>17073002
did someone have to teach you how to use a microwave?

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>>17070462

>> No.17074268

>>17074264
GIWTWM

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>> No.17074290

>>17074268
lol this dude wants to be a girl with strong thighs

>> No.17074300

>>17074277
Thanks Gordon, please shout at me in my restaurant

>> No.17074326

>>17074277
why do people take this joker seriously?
he's way past his prime

>> No.17074629

>>17074255
yeah
>mom i want popcorn
>ok son this is how you use a microwave

>> No.17074673

>>17073082
All toilets, no matter how brand new and unused are dirty by association

>> No.17074679

>>17073418
That's precisely whats happening in the webm in question, yet it's making a mockery of the lads efforts. Sure he might not be the brightest of the bunch, but at least he is trying rather than throwing his hands up and exclaiming that "this technology is impossible to understand!" and demanding someone else open all future cans

>> No.17074685

>>17074679
cope zoom zoom

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>>17073746

>> No.17074706

>>17074629
My parents never would have showed me anything like that if I had asked, they would have just gotten mad at me for bothering them. I learned how to do stuff like that from youtube

>> No.17074730

>>17074685
I'm 30, and work in IT so I know the type.

>> No.17074875
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>>17072967
>>17073002
I've always used basic punching blades and I have no idea how to use that.
What's the point of such a bulky can opener anyway ?
>Muh lidless can
Not important enough compared to the third of a cupboard it occupies, when I can just hang pic related to a nail over my stove

>> No.17074903

>>17074875
>Not important enough compared to the third of a cupboard it occupies
Unintentionnal hyperbole, I did not mean cupboard but drawer (Sorry ESL).

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>>17074875
I great up using the same type of can opener as you, but was once as a kid handled one like the one in that webm. I was probably 11 or 12 at the time and figured out the thing in seconds. Not because I'm particularly clever but because it's a very simple device that really only fits on the can on one way.
Anyone who can't pick up and use one is a retard.
https://youtu.be/TGwW5oH8dz4

>> No.17074973

>>17072967
That's nothing, I've met a 40yo man that couldn't use a peeling knife. With fucking apples, not squashes.

>> No.17075007

>>17074973
To be fair, i prefer peeling fruit with a paring knife

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>> No.17075012

>>17073866
On the contrary. I like the be the one with high T.

>> No.17075041

>>17070462
GIWTWM

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>> No.17075119

>>17072962
welcome home, ja/ck/

>> No.17075230

>>17071344
Sauce?

>> No.17075356

>>17075010
I don't know what clownshow this is but that guy is actually pretty cool, nothing I stay updated on but I binged a few of his videos and I didn't realise before what fucking athletes some of the more serious contest eaters are, I just thought they are odd skeletons and fat fucks

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>>17075356
It's him setting the world record for eating a chocolate advent calendar in numerical order. He set a half a dozen world records that day, because the LA Beast is just that good.

>> No.17075367

>>17075042
WoW for once one of these fast cut thingies that doesn't look like shit.

>> No.17075510

>>17073342
yes the tv show its from is come dine with me

>> No.17075619

>>17074161
>>17074690
>milkshitter seethe
I'm mexican

>> No.17075623

>>17075365
He said he had a hard night after consuming a large quantity of cooking oil. Apparently he was very regular. I think he left a comment about it in molly schuyler's oil chugging vid

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>>17070188
what's his endgame?

>> No.17075668

>>17075623
And now I sound like a retard cuz that video don't exist anymore....wtf youtube

>> No.17075672

>>17073886
Why are you afraid of thestostherone?

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>> No.17075985

>>17075973
Pan too hot and insides look like someone emptied a shredder onto bread.

>> No.17075990

>>17075973
>burned black on both sides
why?

>> No.17075998

>>17075973
What is this even supposed to be? A burger sandwich?

>> No.17076000

>>17075990
>not taking your toast black

>> No.17076065

>>17074706
that makes me sad anon, don't go around saying that sort of stuff

>> No.17076075

>>17076065
It's not ok to talk about child abuse?

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>>17074690
If he loses this LoL tournament he gets fed to the 熊

I'm convinced that bugs mate like spiders/mantises

>> No.17076266

>>17075973
Mos Def would approve
(like this comment if you get it... xD)

>> No.17076280

>>17074909
i dont know if i've ever laughed as hard as when cobes uses a knife to open a can of beans in that fried avocados video

>> No.17076292

>>17075619
I heard they found your dads head in a bathtub in Tijuana. Seethe cope dilate, border hopper.

>> No.17076527

>>17075973
>40 year-old coal burner

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>> No.17076574

>>17070462
God I'm so hard

>> No.17076701

>>17072957
Based
>>17073445
Incredibly based egglord
The look of disdain and the terrible cut are the best parts

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>>17070188

this is just like egg fort king , it's like i'm really back in india

>> No.17076846

>>17073445
wait..if there are all those eggs in the front and no door out the back, how does he egress from his fortess?

>> No.17076860

>>17070489
this is why I'm racist

>> No.17076870

>>17075365
>>17075010
I thought he was eating fucking kids toys out of an advent calendar with his facial expressions. If these are chocolate, why all the theatrics ?

Anyway, setting "world records" doesn't mean anything. He just paid for a Guiness official to come and register easy records that no one would have bothered to pay for. Absolutely anyone could eat and advent chocolate calendar under a minute...

>> No.17076871

>>17070188
I'm really upset he didn't end the video by cooking a giant pot of eggs, I would have lost it

>> No.17076875

>>17070489
it's a nope from me dog

>> No.17077079

>>17076553
The way this guy moves gives me anxiety, like his movements shouldn't be possible next to these people moving at normal pace

>> No.17077086

>>17074255
The guy with the can opener is working to figure it out. He looks like he'll get there. Working out how to use a microwave is the same. You press buttons and see what happens.

>> No.17077100

>>17073445
>surly
YOU'RE A CLOSET HOMO
YOU FIND MEN ATTRACTIVE, BUT YOU TRY TO HIDE IT BY CALLING THEM "SURLY"

>> No.17077128

>>17076870
Have to open your mouth and lift your tongue to prove you swallowed.

>> No.17077159

>>17077100
Surly is his name

>> No.17077170

>>17076553
autism

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>>17076186

>> No.17077178

>>17075010
Product testing for the new Beyond Chocolate advent calendar.

>> No.17077183

>>17076553
Someone that cooks while on cocaine or speed.

>> No.17077188

>>17077176
uhhh wtf?? how does that even happen

>> No.17077196

>>17077183
>speed
This for sure. Been to enough raves to recognize that energy. I just hope for his sake that this isn't an every day thing, doing speed every day will fry your brains just as fast as heavy alcoholism.

>> No.17077201

>>17077176
i wonder if fat people make all of the scary videos of accidents with gym equipment because they want to scare everyone else away from being healthy

>> No.17077222

>>17077176
I've seen a ton of this kind of videos but this is definitely the worst, holy shit

>> No.17077246

>>17077176
fuuuuuuuuck

>> No.17077261

>>17077176
>>17077222
>>17077188

dont worry, it's fake. check his shoe when the model collapses. it's jiggling around as well, like jelly

>> No.17077290

>>17071242
Impressive. Very nice.

>>17071425
Kinda hot, ngl.

>>17073654
Stupid.

>>17076553
Don't do drugs, kids.

>> No.17077299

>>17077176
>what happens when you work out without assistance while also being a fatfuck with no muscle
Play stupid game, win stupid prize

>> No.17077313

>>17074277
>NOOOO THE CHEESE IS NOT MELTED PLASTIC I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAHHHH

>> No.17077315

>>17076870
Oh make a video of yourself then. I bet it takes you longer to even open the doors in order never mind eating the chocolate.

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>> No.17077331

>>17077327
What went wrong?

>> No.17077335

>>17077327
It's a joke right?

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>> No.17077363

>>17077338
God, she was so cute

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>>17077178

>> No.17077381

>>17077363
Was? Who is she and is she dead?

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>>17077381
Shes a hollywood freak that started mutilating herself for attention.

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>>17073174

>> No.17077521

>>17077335
yes

>> No.17077572

>>17070489
I hope he attached himself to her throat and suffocated her.

>> No.17077592

>>17073654
>scraping the shit off your shoes from your walk to work in Noma during autumn
that would be 500€ please and thank you

>> No.17077638

>>17076553
>Say no to meth, kids!

>> No.17077654

>>17077386
>started mutilating herself for attention
Glad she didnt mutilate herself with a boob job or a nose job.

>> No.17077658

>>17076553
people are saying drugs, but this gives me vibes of a mentally challenged guy who found his sole purpose in life. That being said, 0:08, keep your faggot pancake.

>> No.17077659

>>17077658
>vibes of a mentally challenged guy
Weelll he is wh*te....

>> No.17077807

>>17077176
Resolution changes right when they swap out the fatso for a boneless model

>> No.17077890

>>17077659
Your nose is poking out

>> No.17077971

>>17077654
>Glad she didnt mutilate herself with a boob job
But she did. She had them removed..

>> No.17077980
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>>17076292
Must be someone else's dad, we're from what is currently the US state of arizona, for the last 150 years. Were you home schooled? How did they not teach you this?

>> No.17077981

>>17077971
>But she did
Oh. I thought boob job meant breast augmentation. And check your pronouns

>> No.17077984

>>17077890
I don't get it. Was that a joke? What's the punchline?

>> No.17077986

>>17077100
man is surly. you're the one with homosexuality on the brain, anon...

>> No.17077987

>>17072923
gordon ramsay would be proud of that cheese sandwich

>> No.17077997

>>17074875
punching blade can openers are literally the only can openers worth owning.
Anyone using anyhting else deserves the suffering of the scam trash they got.

>> No.17078002
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>>17077981
>And check your pronouns
No

>> No.17078006

>>17075973
yeah if you can't even brown fucking bread you have no business having any food related opinions and especially making food related videos.

>> No.17078013

>>17077981
My pronouns are fine, but she should probably check hers. She keeps using the wrong one!

>> No.17078020

>>17078006
Your opinion is not part of the recipe.

>> No.17078071

>>17073445
this will never cease to be funny

>> No.17078085

>>17071387
>drool already hanging off
im throwing up

>> No.17078178

>>17074875
You could also hang any other type of can opener on a nail over your stove, maggot brain.

>> No.17078198

>>17071091
Dogs are way smarter than chinks.

>> No.17078411

>>17074973
>>17075007
Skin is healthy, why would you peel it?

>> No.17078414

>>17072967
He ate one too many Tide Pods.

>> No.17078460

>>17072967
You just know pull tabs are now included on most cans because of people like him.

>> No.17078575

>>17073082
I'll serve your food in an unused and clean indoor outhouse.

>> No.17078583

>>17073746
The squid isn't even dead or cooked.

>> No.17078588

>>17074629
There were instructions on the bag and now microwaves have a Popcorn button.

>> No.17078832

>>17077980
>yes I was born before 2 February 1848
Why do shitskins post the worst memes

>> No.17078874

>>17075365
>>17076870
>>17077128
>>17077315
He doesn't even chew twenty times, that's not eating.

>> No.17078891

>>17070489
I see why Asians are big into catgirls. They have something in common with cats.

>> No.17078980

>>17075973
burned toast is one of the easiest kitchen mistakes to fix, just scrape it off with a butter knife over your sink.

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>> No.17079087

>>17078980
But it tastes good

>> No.17079097

>>17078002
Why would you save that image?

>> No.17079107

>>17079097
>reeeeeeeee
because its funny

>> No.17079111

>>17079087
i can give you dark golden, but everything beyond that is just bitterness. maybe a smoky char over a real flame might work, but who the fuck is going to start a grill for some toast.

>> No.17079902

>>17079097
>Image

>> No.17079931

>>17078588
this was 1989 and i was 6 anon, I could barely read and microwaves did not have popcorn buttons

>> No.17079970

>>17077980
>turn lifeless desert into functioning society
>spics try to take it back only after everything is functional
If you'd kept the West it would all be a giant shithole like the rest of Mexico. You should be thanking us for making things nice before you steal it back, Carlos.

>> No.17079977

>>17077338
Why'd she do it, bros?

>> No.17079994

>>17076119
I'd call it.. The cheese-kebab!

>> No.17080109

>>17079056
At least they are learning.

>> No.17080175

>>17071091
most women are way smarter than dogs dude

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>> No.17080431

>>17075230
one of rlm's plinkett star wars prequel reviews, maybe rots

>> No.17080438

>>17073445
honestly, it's nice to see him

>> No.17080535

>>17076266
No explain yourself

>> No.17080588

>>17076553
>acts like a retard
>still get a cute wife

Damn, it's not fair

>> No.17080862

>>17076553
>tfw spastic hank azaria will never make you crepes
feels bad man

>> No.17080954

>>17073445
how does he get out?

>> No.17081008

>>17077335
Yes idiot, do you think people just film themselves seasoning water?

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>>17072809
>The sub

>> No.17081408

>>17079994
It's cake, not cheese.

>> No.17081518

>>17078588
popcorn buttons never worked for shit anon. everyone avoids using it

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>> No.17081675

>>17074706
I learned most of my shit via interwebs too, but it was mostly because my parents were always at work
Being a zoomer has its benefits at times, you end up learning a lot of shit on your own by looking it up

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>> No.17081681

>le ebin shitpost spammer has arrived
Get new material, faggot.

>> No.17081879

>>17073174
>>17070480
small dick energy

>> No.17081884

>>17076553
he has psychological problems, idk what it's called but his motor skills under control to the point he can cook
actually respectable, probably took some work or after an accident

>> No.17081888

>>17070188
this looks too fucking complicated just for some basic ass egg sandwich desu

>> No.17081889

>>17077176
>reddit fags acting like this is real
cringe

>> No.17081899

>>17076527
kek good one fæg

>> No.17081906

>>17077495
Hell yeah.

>> No.17081908

>>17076553
aggghhhhh did he just lick his fucking pinky!?

>> No.17081938

>>17081884
or maybe he's just monkeying about as a gimmick for his crepes stand, you armchair-cockdeposit

>> No.17081952

>>17081938
nah
you are wrong and clueless

>> No.17081971

>>17074264
>ruins the rug
Ok

>> No.17081979

>>17071895
It's a sock? Why? Filters are cheap.

>> No.17081982

>>17079056
>That much sugar
Yes, traditional American cuisine

>> No.17081988

>>17073654
>putting a bunhc of non esible elements in your plate for decoration
I thought that was supposed to be a big negative point, why the fuck are these faggots always awarded when they do basic mistakes like that?

>> No.17081995

>>17081888
Perhaps this would be an appropriate alternative, >>17063909

>> No.17081997

>>17081675
Now THAT is a cope.

>> No.17082019

>>17077338
Fuck

>> No.17082025

>>17080397
...
That's sexy.

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>>17072809

>> No.17082096

>>17081665
>>17081670
>>17081672
>american cooking
how many time do I have to tell you retards, that this shit is from germany

>> No.17082102

>>17082096
As long as you keep replying.

>> No.17082222

>>17073082
>be served food like a dog
fixed that for you you npc

>> No.17082587

>>17074706
well youtube didn't even exist until i was 20 so that wouldn't have worked too well for me

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>>17082096

>> No.17082620

>>17071091
>as intelligent as dogs
dogs also get eaten by chinks anon

>> No.17082632

>>17070188
Bro, you didn't add any of the chopped veggies to your egg. Sad.

>> No.17082651

>>17070188
>didnt split the bread in half with spatula
the egg king's gona be pissed

>> No.17082691

>>17076553
Its like a mix of Ernest P. Worrell and Abe Vigoda

>> No.17082771

>>17080431
wrong, it's a JAV where some neet kidnaps and fucks the shit out of an idol or something, dont know the code tho.

>> No.17082774

>>17082771
found it IPZ-433

>> No.17083021

>>17081997
... how?

>> No.17083654

>>17078874
You can't just put food in your mouth and swallow it. That isn't real eating.

>> No.17083720

>>17077980

>including land that the Spanish took

wew lad.

You speak two White Languages

>> No.17083729

>>17082589
sauce?

>> No.17083739

>>17081408
I'd call it cheesecake on a stick

>> No.17083963

>>17081672
i occasionally will consume up to a pound of lean ground beef in a similar manner

>> No.17084043

>>17083729
The best you'll ever taste.

>> No.17084124

>>17071670
kek

>> No.17084747

>>17074909
based cobes fan.

>> No.17084758

>>17082589
>not knowing who ja/ck/ is

>> No.17085030

>>17082589
Does he also put Prego or Ragu on his pasta and pizza?

>> No.17085038

>>17085030
He made it from scratch.

>> No.17085157

>>17073174
>>17070480
dyels

>> No.17085183

>>17073446
lmao

>> No.17085199

>>17072288
>>17071344
checked

>> No.17085215

>>17070465
>walks around like he has a bowling pin up his ass

I'll never forget listening to a grown man say that his arm just completely stopped working and he thought it was because he was tired.

Did you know it's thought that ancient greeks had about 110 average IQ's by today's standards? The reason for this is society has made surviving too easy, so Scalfani dna etc doesn't get weeded out as nature intended.

>> No.17085220

>>17081665
>>17081670
>>17081672
>>17081676
Do Americans really?

>> No.17085228

>>17073356
you're so smart that you apparently didn't know octopodes exhibit complex problem solving behavior and recognize themselves in mirrors.

without really having brains.

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>>17079056
This is so funny but I'm lacking in reaction pictures.

>> No.17085246

>>17079056
what happened at the beginning? or the second one? can't even tell whats going on

>> No.17085263

>>17076846
He throws an ender pearl.

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>> No.17085279

>>17073082
you'd be surprised how many toilets get returned at Home Depot

>> No.17085290

>>17077176
Holy shit is that real?!

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Anyone got the webms of jackass cooking on a dirty public grill?

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>>17085235
here you go fren

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>>17070465
attention guests, we've found a toddler wandering on his own and it appears to be lost, he is wearing a red shirt with black shorts, socks and shoes, if you recognize him please get him nearby the giant fan

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>>17073342
>I hate these so much. I worry it'll inspire some pretentious asshat to actually open a place serving food like this
But anon, the bugs have had toilet themed restaurants for years. The west is only just now catching up to the culinary sophistication of the east.

>> No.17085528

>>17085368
Thanks, fren.

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>>17085528
No worries anon

>> No.17085574

>>17074277
Still probably tasted pretty good.

>> No.17085589

>>17075973
That first side is perfect, IMO. On a 1-10 scale where 10 is charcoal I like my toast a 9.5

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man, i really want to eat a big plate of pasta right now.

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>> No.17085753

>>17085662
>>17085723
yuck

>> No.17085756

>>17085723
corn tortillas are so fucking trash.

>> No.17085837

>>17071091
chinks are actually smarter than dogs, as a dog predator

>> No.17085843

>>17073445
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.17085875

>>17085843
Hey. Fuck your pasta, wop.

>> No.17085882

>>17081979
when you drink coffee you end up with really tiny flakes of coffee in the liquid. smaller than you can (hopefully) see, it still imparts certain taste and texture to the coffee. I mean just by pointing it out to you as soon as you compare the same coffee but done with a metal filter vs. a paper filter you'll see what I mean immediately.

Cloth filters are below paper filters but significantly above metal filters in terms of filtration, which may actually be desired. Why big cloth sock filters? Well you can't do that with paper filters, first of all. Second, getting blocked filters is a pain so big long sock can help stop that.
Also they're a bitch to clean, like really miserable

There's an argument about waste, but, like, you can compost a paper filter after use and have such little imprint per filter that I have to think just rinsing a cloth filter in a sink has a bigger impact

>> No.17085914

>>17085662
no offense but that looks fucking delicious

>> No.17085918

>>17079056
my fucking face

>> No.17085919

>>17085914
oh i'm offended you fucking nigger

>> No.17085926

>>17085914
The tomato sauce + baking the chicken and peppers ruins it

>> No.17085936

>>17085914
This. Might do it one of these days.

>> No.17085972

>>17077313
I will never understand how Eurangutans just let Americans live in their heads rent-free constantly alway forver without repsite just constant America America America America America America America America America

>>17074277
RUSTIC
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T
I
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>> No.17085988

>>17085662
>Fajitas but worse and with more steps
Why do they always do this

>> No.17086143

>>17076821
christ look at that greaselord. i wonder how hot and cheesey and fishy it is between his thighs and ballsack

>> No.17086168

>>17080397
Oh I got a biiig one coming
PrppbpbprprlrperprñeñeñflfefrorpfprrofpfprpfprpfprFRPRPRPFPFPRPpAaAAAAaaAAAAAAPPPPP

>> No.17086358

>>17080397
BREHS

>> No.17086396

>>17071242
Nice

>> No.17086945

>>17085723
An almost entirely brown meal

>> No.17087016

>>17073342
Com dine with me

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>>17081979
that one looks long as hell because it was probably originally meant to be used in one of these pots. Shorter ones exist, but a cloth strainer is a cloth strainer desu, it does the job

>> No.17087184

>>17076553
>here's your sugar and lemon crepes bro
Do europoor really?