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It's my favorite but the scent of it lingers

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oh no…

>> No.17064565

>>17064560
don't drink at work
don't drink and drive
you must be 18 to post here

>> No.17064571

>>17064565
Being sober sucks ass. It's like your vision is so concentrated and your senses are being overwhelmed.

>> No.17064588

>>17064560
worrying about hiding signs of your habit is a sign you need to cut back. take heed or cirrhosis be upon ye.

>> No.17064591

>>17064560
>>17064588
and never go cold turkey.

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>>17064560
Since everyone else is being a faggot bitch doublenigger i'll give you the 411.
Altoids in your car and on your person at all times. Prevents getting fucked in the ass by the police and helps prevent detection. If possible keep mouthwash both at home and at work. Buy some brand made for children. They sell tooty fruity shit that smells really strong and weird. If anyone accuses you of smelling like booze just say it is the weird mouthwash you use. Say the regular stuff burns to much so you use that brand.
Be strategic, take swigs when you know you'll have time to recover from the smell. Also buy incense, pine or some other kind of wood scent covers up literally any smell. And of course don't forget to shower yourself in Axe body spray, the rankest of all sprays.

Oh and pro-tip from a pro, use a sweet tea bottle to hide the booze in, flasks are cool but obvious as fucking hell. Nearly got expelled in highschool for flashing my flask. Fucking school security dumb fucks. You aren't real fucking cops you morons are glorified bouncers and you can't even legally touch me you impotent flabby shits couldn't even out run me when I got caught playing hooky.
Ah highschool.....better times.

>> No.17064604

>>17064560
Just don't give a fuck. As long as you aren't doing it every day no one cares if you come back from work a little drunk.

>> No.17064606

>>17064571
enjoy getting fired/kicked out of your house then alchy

>> No.17064631

You can't at least not in any way that will have an actual impact. It's why you're supposed to stick to vodka in situations where you need to hide it

>> No.17064775

>>17064560
I hear if you char oak it hides the whiskey smell pretty good.

>> No.17064804

my grandfather was an alcohol. mouthwash for the smell, a fist to the face for hiding his intoxication.

don't be a fucking alcohol man