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Okay, so I just got back from subway, and I ordered my normal sandwich (footlong BMT), and I got it with provolone and mustard and ranch sauce and olives and pickles and banana peppers nad lettuce and onions and tomatoes and also bacon, and an extra large soft drink and 2 choco (thats what i call chocolate) chip cookies, and the cute latino girl behind the counter was trying to look away from my face and also holding back laughs. I realized I had just ordered what my stomach asked for and not what society would deem a sandwich with manners. Why people have to judge sandwich etiquitte is beyond me. Fuck those people. So anyways, my sandwich was apparently very unacceptable because everyone was staring at me when I went to get my soft drink from the fountain.

In a last ditch attempt to save face, I said my soft drink choice out loud while I poured it at the fountain. "Diet coke! I love diet coke because im watching my health!" and I made sure to suck in and lift up my chest harder than normal while I walked out the door.

So basically, I'm looking to start learning how to build a goal-oriented sandwich that shows that I have class and taste, I am tired of my dining habits preventing me from picking up the Ladies. For instance, what is a good kind of bread to start with, and what meat looks the best on it? Any help is appreciated.

Thanks!

>> No.17061790

>>17061733
When I was young my parents owned a Subway and I'd walk there every day after school and have to sit in the back office until 6PM when my Mom left for the day. I'd sneak into the walk-in and steal slices of pepperoni all the time, and even frozen pucks of unbaked cookie dough. I got really fat because I had no self control and my parents were working round the clock and never disciplined me so I didn't have sex until I was in my 20's and finally started taking care of myself. So the moral of the story is, don't eat at Subway and blame your parents for your poor choices.

>> No.17061846

>>17061733
Idk what they have at subway desu senpai but if they have something like a grilled chicken sub, my high class recommendation would be
>Whole wheat or whatever bread, chicks like healthy guys
>Grilled chicken
>Lettuce, tomato, onion, olive and feta
>Olive oil

>> No.17061882

>>17061733
First you could try to exercise some empathy for the thinking and feeling animals getting slaughtered in dark industrial hellscapes for your 4-meat sandwich

>> No.17061898

>>17061882
fast food employees don't think or feel you retard

>> No.17061907

DING DONG BANNU

>> No.17061908
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heh

>> No.17061910

>>17061898
Hah, well played.

>> No.17063387

>>17061733
aggressively checked

>> No.17063916

>>17061733
Have you considered not being so fat?

>> No.17063930
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>>17061790
>I had shit parents but I'm not going to blame them so I can do the same to my kids.
>I don't know how to break the family cycle
Honk! Honk!

>> No.17064026

>>17061733
What you need to do is go back in there and show that latina whore who is dominant. Make her wagie ass make you another even more complicated sandwich and when she is almost done, tell her she screwed it up and make her make it again, but wait till its real busy with a long line of customers behind you. If her wagie ass gives you any attitude, complain in person to her general manager, and complain online to corporate and mention her and the general manager by name.