You are on death row. What is your last meal request?

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Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:41:00 2021 No.17060542 [DELETED]

You are on death row. What is your last meal request?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:42:33 2021 No.17060547 Penis pot pie of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:42:44 2021 No.17060548 >>17060542 ice cream made from BOOBA milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:44:15 2021 No.17060556 I would honestly abstain because what's the point

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:44:28 2021 No.17060558 >>17060542 A bullet instead of lethal injection since lethal injection fails 14% of the time and those failures are incredibly painful. also fresh vagina juice from the cute warden in a glass please and thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:45:10 2021 No.17060563 >>17060542 Pressed duck Ortolan Foie gras with gingerbread Rosemary and honey roast lamb with potatoes Crab claws with garlic butter Fresh oysters and some wine to go with it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:46:40 2021 No.17060566 >>17060542 Cunny

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:48:54 2021 No.17060576 >>17060542 Why, my peenus weenus of course :) It's my weeeeeeeeeeeenus peenus :) Haha! ITT: Last meal requests - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D hahaha!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:52:46 2021 No.17060599 For my last request, I want to be on the state budget I want myself and everyone in the audience to have the finest Japanese Wagyu A5 wrapped in gold leaf served on Himalayan salt blocks and a selection of imported stouts and porters

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:58:08 2021 No.17060620 >>17060542 Pussy pot pie

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 18:59:34 2021 No.17060623 >>17060599 based however they will refuse you that and if you can't give a reasonable alternative they'll give you the default last meal which iirc is steak and eggs with a few other things

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:00:19 2021 No.17060628 >>17060547 >>17060548 >>17060558 >>17060566 >>17060576 >>17060620 look at all of you sex crazed retard, take control of your libido you useless degens

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:01:47 2021 No.17060641 >>17060628 I was joking about the vagina juice but really a bullet to the head is far more humane than lethal injection, hell the guillotine was more humane because that never failed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:01:52 2021 No.17060642 >>17060628 sorry im not vegan

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:06:30 2021 No.17060659 >>17060641 yeah true

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:14:19 2021 No.17060689 >>17060599 some guy tried this before and now there are a bunch of stupid rules about how much the last meal can cost. In some states it's like $30, in some you just get whatever every other prisoner gets that day. Also I'd ask for a whole beef roast.

Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:20:33 2021 No.17060714

>>17060623
If I give my body to science would they let me pay for just my own meal like that or is it "reasonable within the jail's kitchen"? You can get Wagyu at a Fogo de Chao, asking for someone to drive an hour there and back and pay a fraction of the cost of the drugs they're shooting into me and the rest of the poor guys on Death Row. You can also nab some nice beers at a Total Wine. Shave my head, take my kidney while it's not poisoned. I'll survive without a liver long enough to enjoy a succulent meal, drink a beer, and die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:23:12 2021 No.17060728 >>17060714 I don't think that's how that works but I wouldn't know I'm not a fed or a criminal. Feds are horribly inept and inefficient though so they probably won't let you do that cause bureaucracy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:24:36 2021 No.17060735 >>17060542 Barack Obama's beating heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 19:51:28 2021 No.17060864 >>17060542 laxatives so i can poop out everything and not have shit sitting in my corpse for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 20:20:14 2021 No.17060981 >>17060548 spbp

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 20:21:44 2021 No.17060987 Coffee flavored Häagen-Dazs

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 20:45:30 2021 No.17061062 >>17060548 What does that taste like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 20:46:47 2021 No.17061070 >>17060542 Glass of opium tea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 20:51:51 2021 No.17061090 >>17061070 Wouldn’t it be funny if they give you pee tea instead haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 20:55:55 2021 No.17061102 >>17060735 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 20:57:41 2021 No.17061111 >>17061090 Sounds like some shit a fucking retard would do. Like couldn’t pass high school retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 20:59:24 2021 No.17061124 Imagine requesting fast food

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 21:00:47 2021 No.17061126 >>17060542 turkey mashed potatoes with a side of cranberry sauce a glass of wine and a cob pipe filled with tobacco

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 21:04:44 2021 No.17061143 A bowl of percocets so that I can hammer them down and fight my way out of the prison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 21:08:16 2021 No.17061152 A large mug of Haagan-Daz vanilla bean ice cream with Henry weinhard root beer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 21:10:28 2021 No.17061158 File: 150 KB, 1242x891, AD13B673-07BF-4FBC-9137-F1CAA0E8200F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17060542 double cheeseburger Cheese fries a coke A tin of snus

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 21:20:08 2021 No.17061194 >>17061158 >cheeseburger But from where?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 23:13:15 2021 No.17061609 >>17061152 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 23:26:56 2021 No.17061659 File: 202 KB, 1000x667, C90488BB-2A24-4010-8344-C08916FDBA62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17060542 10 hot wieners served to me by the warden himself

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 29 23:51:04 2021 No.17061756 A full thanksgiving meal: Turkey Ham Potatoes Stuffing Corn Dinner rolls Salad Pumpkin pie Apple pie Sweet potatoes Green bean casserole Did I forget anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:35:42 2021 No.17061976 >>17061659 That’s pretty gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:39:10 2021 No.17061984 >>17060542 that tight little ass of yours

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:41:42 2021 No.17061995 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Opulence_Sundae I choose this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 00:44:50 2021 No.17062004 >>17061984 That’s really gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:18:50 2021 No.17062146 File: 61 KB, 800x601, 97AF8543-F151-427B-A8DA-2642B64F7A51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17062004 You need to familiarize yourself with the hot wiener https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_wiener

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 01:23:16 2021 No.17062168 >>17061756 >Stuffing Umm, actually sweaty it's called DRESSING k thnx

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 02:20:33 2021 No.17062378 Pepperoni pizza and an ice cold Coke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 11:17:09 2021 No.17063629 >>17062168 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 11:35:57 2021 No.17063719 >>17062168 no dressing is what you do after waking up and before leaving the house in the morning

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 11:37:46 2021 No.17063733 >>17062146 >https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_wiener >mobile posting go back

Anonymous Tue Nov 30 11:43:47 2021 No.17063756
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essential:
fried red potatoes with yellow onion
bikky and grikky

if they let me order more food than just the essentials:
two over-easy eggs with hot sauce
steak, medium rare
chocolate milk, in the freezer for like 15-20 minutes to get really god damn cold but no slushie please

i like breakfast

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 11:46:13 2021 No.17063766 >>17060542 You will never pass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:44:50 2021 No.17063999 >>17060542 my families traditional christmas meal. Silesian sausages with polish sauce, sauerkraut and freshly made bread. Nice side effect would be extremely smelly braps when i croak

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:45:43 2021 No.17064004 >>17060542 a bible

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:49:50 2021 No.17064030 >>17060576 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:51:27 2021 No.17064037 >>17060641 This. Bring back firing squad

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:53:56 2021 No.17064050 >>17064037 >firing squad >have to give a bump of people guns with blanks so they don't know feel guilty Who needs a squad? I'll do it easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:54:36 2021 No.17064057 >>17063733 Some of us leave our homes to do things like work, meet people, have sex. I know these arent things you so though, so keep angrily typing away at that keyboard NEET

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:55:30 2021 No.17064060 Cheeseburger Six-pack pack of lager Cheez doodles

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:56:47 2021 No.17064066 >>17064050 Just thought of this while reading your post. Why not do that assisted suicide thing that doleath doctors do for terminally ill patients but instead put the poison in the meal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:57:06 2021 No.17064067 >>17060542 Sauerbraten made out of horse, red cabbage, and potatoes

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:57:58 2021 No.17064071 >>17064067 Horse is illegal in the US

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:58:31 2021 No.17064072 >>17064071 Does only the US have capital punishment?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 12:59:46 2021 No.17064080 >>17064072 Im not familiar of any other (debatably) first world countries that have capital punishment

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:00:09 2021 No.17064081 >>17064066 Probably some stupid ass laws written with lobbyists of the companies who make whatever they're giving to overdose on. It's always about the money, nothing moral or humane.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:04:16 2021 No.17064097 >>17060542 Human meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:30:44 2021 No.17064196 >>17064071 Really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:33:19 2021 No.17064206 >>17060558 This. Lethal injection is so fucking stupid and unnecessarily expensive. Somebody still has to inject that shit, why not have them just pull a trigger instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:37:24 2021 No.17064212 >>17063733 Grow up

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:43:16 2021 No.17064234 >>17064057 >all that and you still feel the need to phonepost while on the go god you must be boring

Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:44:55 2021 No.17064241
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>>17060542
I'll get one of the coppers to nip down the road and it'll be me last chippy lads. Have a Belgian bun from Greggs for dessert if they're still open once I've finished me chippy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 13:50:33 2021 No.17064263 >order giant sack of sugar free gummy bears >drink bottle of canola oil as a beverage >my last words before they throw the switch are “clean it up, jannie” >oily shit tsunami covers the floor when I get the zap

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 14:00:41 2021 No.17064300 pee pee and poo poo haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 14:04:09 2021 No.17064312 File: 16 KB, 219x189, 220px-Atrax_robustus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 5 live funnelwebs that kill me before they get the pleasure

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 14:10:07 2021 No.17064338 >>17062168 shut

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 14:14:05 2021 No.17064349 >>17064263 You don't actually get your last meal just before the appointment, it's like 2 days earlier so there is less mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 14:18:27 2021 No.17064369 >>17064349 Just hold your shit in for two days then

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:13:02 2021 No.17064557 >>17064369 Imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:16:36 2021 No.17064568 Steak Lobster Pint of Mint ice cream LoTR extended cut playing as I eat

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:42:51 2021 No.17064641 Half pound of chicken tenders, half pound of fried prawns, a bacon cheeseburger, fries and a chocolate shake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:45:03 2021 No.17064653 >>17060542 a soothing shot of heroin

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:45:49 2021 No.17064662 >request tendies >they give you nuggets instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:48:36 2021 No.17064678 >>17060542 >You are on death row. What is your last meal request? the destruction of the state of israel

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 15:49:28 2021 No.17064683 >>17061062 a bag of sand

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 16:32:23 2021 No.17064874 >>17060542 cyanide capsuels

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 16:33:48 2021 No.17064881 >>17064653 Taste great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 16:36:18 2021 No.17064892 File: 58 KB, 976x850, F18442F4-B42E-4B9A-BDB3-990A8C87D15F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A single solitary sardine

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 17:09:45 2021 No.17065012 >>17064874 >capsuels

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 17:40:55 2021 No.17065135 >>17061062 not sure thats why i said itd be my last meal request. i assume it would just taste like regular milk. but maybe with a little extra HNNNGG

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:49:33 2021 No.17065667 A mcfish

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:58:24 2021 No.17065704 >>17065667 >mcfish >fish pick one

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 19:58:38 2021 No.17065705 >>17060542 bucatini all'amatriciana with two glasses of sweet red wine and a portion of tiramisu

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 20:00:29 2021 No.17065714 >>17060542 what’s the most difficult dish to prepare or get? because I’ll take that one

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 20:15:17 2021 No.17065788 >>17065714 see >>17060548

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 20:15:27 2021 No.17065789 >>17060542 5 cans of surstromming might as well make those pigs sick before I go

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 22:57:54 2021 No.17066422 >>17060542 Life...or something living to eat

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 23:03:51 2021 No.17066445 File: 271 KB, 1200x1694, 0A99F682-9D22-4AF9-809E-82F174DF4E01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chili dog. Root beer float.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 23:12:12 2021 No.17066475 >>17060542 Kim Jong Un’s sister’s pussy, let’s see ‘em organise that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 23:12:45 2021 No.17066477 File: 60 KB, 1060x523, F7371074-D154-4D8F-8BFA-779B3173992F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17065714 Ortolans?

Anonymous Tue Nov 30 23:19:27 2021 No.17066502

>>17066445
How am I supposed to eat/drink that root beer float like that? Even though I'm about to be put to death I’d still complain. I guess I gotta eat all this ice cream before I can enjoy the float. By the time I’m done with the ice cream I’d be full

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 23:26:04 2021 No.17066524 >>17060542 foreskin cream pie and a glass of baby blood

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 23:32:36 2021 No.17066541 >>17066502 There's a straw

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 23:44:08 2021 No.17066564 >>17060542 I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle, and then while they're out looking for it I'd escape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 30 23:49:38 2021 No.17066582 six McRib's and a whole apple pie

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 00:10:01 2021 No.17066625 >>17060542 Two orders of fried king prawns topped with mayonnaise chili sauce. A large portion" of foie gras. Four shots of rum, two pina coladas, and two beers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 00:19:55 2021 No.17066651 >>17061102 Because he's a faggot and to steal his mandingo energy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 00:21:56 2021 No.17066661 >>17064080 >(debatably) Get nuked, n*gger

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 00:22:33 2021 No.17066663 >>17064678 dangerously based

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 01:05:29 2021 No.17066762 a bowl of my mama's chili and a large doctor pepper please that's all i need

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 01:46:32 2021 No.17066865 >>17061062 Salty milk and coins

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 02:37:51 2021 No.17067004 >>17060576 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 02:50:25 2021 No.17067048 >>17060542 A bundle of dynamite and a lighter.

Anonymous Wed Dec 1 03:04:14 2021 No.17067101

>>17066564
Okay wise guy. They would tell you that you're shit out of luck and your last meal would be the sloppa of the day. The last sensation you will experience before eternal darkness is the foul odor of state prison food rapidly evacuating your colon. But keep on holding out hope for that truffle lol

Anonymous Wed Dec 1 03:26:37 2021 No.17067152
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>>17060542
the pussy of 50 virginal lolis and 3 packs of cigarettes and a whole box of panzershokalode. Don't execute me, just give me a tanto dagger and I will take my life in ritual suicide to keep my honor and vril intact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 03:58:26 2021 No.17067245 >>17060542 I’d like my mother to make me some pesto pasta and scrambled eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 04:01:32 2021 No.17067257 >>17067152 your brain is literally broken what theactual fuck does any of that mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 04:10:50 2021 No.17067292 >>17067257 grow up

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 04:14:27 2021 No.17067301 >>17067245 >scrambled eggs with toast or just on a plate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 11:25:41 2021 No.17068429 >>17060542 Some chili-cheese hotdogs with onions, medium rare steak with mashed potatoes, gravy and mixed veggies, and a raspberry ice-cream bowl. Just water to drink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 11:38:37 2021 No.17068488 >>17060542 A hamburger from the year 2084

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 14:28:10 2021 No.17069174 >>17067152 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 17:23:01 2021 No.17069865 >>17066762 >>17067245 but what if your mom’s dead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 19:22:38 2021 No.17070439 >>17069865 then they can hold a seance or some shit to get the recipe i also think i could visually remember the ingredients so they could take me through the store and i'll help them cook it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 19:51:36 2021 No.17070587 >>17062378 This and a fuck ton of super spicy buffalo wings. But wings only no fucking drumsticks

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 19:55:32 2021 No.17070608 >>17070587 holy based, only chumps get the drums

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 20:01:26 2021 No.17070633 >>17070587 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 20:16:11 2021 No.17070688 >>17061194 A double. And I don’t care as long as it’s not chili’s. Fuck those burgers i’d rather have nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 20:17:25 2021 No.17070691 >>17060628 Your mom will be my last meal

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 1 20:29:16 2021 No.17070753 >>17070691 >wanting an old hag

Anonymous Wed Dec 1 21:32:31 2021 No.17071053
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12 pieces of Honey BBQ Tenders
12 pieces or Honey Mustard Tenders
Huge order of Cajun spice Fries
1.5 lbs of fresh strawberries with powdered sugar
2L Ginger Ale
Dark Chocolate covered Pretzels
Tub of Ben&Jerries Chunky Monkey Ice Cream

Entire Tolkien cinematic experience with extended cuts etc plays while I eat it.

Anonymous Wed Dec 1 21:55:47 2021 No.17071162
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A pot of Mediterranean octopus stew, a dozen brioche buns and a giant pitcher of carbonated jew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 00:43:10 2021 No.17071992 >>17071162 That looks fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 03:53:41 2021 No.17072587 >>17060556 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 12:01:28 2021 No.17073849 >>17070753 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 12:04:37 2021 No.17073867 >>17060542 girldick cum

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 13:32:08 2021 No.17074163 >>17073867 Fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 18:16:06 2021 No.17075231 >>17073867 Girls don’t have dicks

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 23:32:35 2021 No.17076399 >>17067301 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 2 23:50:47 2021 No.17076459 Give my last meal to a poor, homeless person on the street. Also make sure it's lethally poisonous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 00:33:48 2021 No.17076584 File: 144 KB, 748x754, 1638509626066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17060576

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 00:35:28 2021 No.17076596 >>17060542 >You are on death row. What is your last meal request? Crab legs, bacon, lobster and pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 04:19:24 2021 No.17077117 A Mcfish

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 10:42:13 2021 No.17077863 an olive, with seed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 15:07:23 2021 No.17078747 >>17077863 and feed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 15:17:05 2021 No.17078781 File: 5 KB, 220x136, 220px-Lampetra_fluviatilis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17060542 Lamprey pie

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 16:09:28 2021 No.17078993 >>17078781 >british cuisine

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 16:14:15 2021 No.17079012 >>17060556 Leaving a huge shit in your pants in the chair for the guards to clean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 16:38:46 2021 No.17079100 >>17060542 Femboi bussy with extra lube

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 16:45:37 2021 No.17079128 >>17078993 reminder that britain ate pretty much all of their birds imagine putting 24 blackbirds in a single pie

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 16:50:58 2021 No.17079144 >>17067292 Says the pedo

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 16:58:57 2021 No.17079172 File: 148 KB, 480x480, 1580077058395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17060576 unfathomably B A S E D

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 17:10:06 2021 No.17079203 >>17079144 ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 17:44:06 2021 No.17079340 >>17060542 Deep dish BBQ chicken pizza from Jet's, but pineapple instead of onions, and honey bbq sauce instead of normal. And to drink, the yellow Venom energy drinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 17:44:17 2021 No.17079341 brie and butter sandwich

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 19:48:34 2021 No.17079987 >>17060556 the pleasure of eating a delicious over the top meal. There's no consequences to your health or appearance because you're dying anyway. Jesus anon take a minute and THINK before you post

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 23:40:59 2021 No.17080823 >>17079987 Still don’t see the appeal

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 3 23:44:19 2021 No.17080834 >>17060714 >Thinks they have the effort of thought to do that No, they don't

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 08:28:36 2021 No.17082065 >>17079340 >pineapple on pizza

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 14:18:27 2021 No.17083170 >>17060576 Based and weenuspilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 15:13:07 2021 No.17083421 >>17060542 Raw beef burgers on brioche buns, garlic salt and black pepper, with sliced red bell peppers and or jalapenos. And a 40oz of King Cobra.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 15:14:49 2021 No.17083427 >>17060542 Bussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 16:09:57 2021 No.17083656 >>17060628 No nig

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 16:12:08 2021 No.17083665 >>17061756 Cheesy potatoes my G

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 19:49:30 2021 No.17084549 >>17083665 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 23:41:55 2021 No.17085542 >>17083421 >Raw

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 23:44:33 2021 No.17085563 >>17060542 Whatever's going to make the biggest smelliest mess for the guards when I lose bowel control

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 23:51:19 2021 No.17085591 >>17060576 Gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 4 23:54:40 2021 No.17085599 For me its the oprego burger

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 00:44:07 2021 No.17085763 >>17060542 Ass raw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 08:39:31 2021 No.17086832 >>17062168 t.Gabriel Conroy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 11:26:29 2021 No.17087313 >>17064057 >being so addicted to internet you literally can't take a shit without being online Dude, you have a severe case of FOMO. Get help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 11:30:09 2021 No.17087332 >>17064349 >so there is less mess And because appetite tends to be scarse when you're just a few hours away from the last walk.

>>	Gunt Worshipper Sun Dec 5 11:34:40 2021 No.17087348 File: 252 KB, 894x1376, death.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17060542 (you) anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 11:37:24 2021 No.17087362 >>17060542 name of Anime?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 16:00:13 2021 No.17088348 >>17087362 >Anime

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 16:04:05 2021 No.17088365 >>17060542 Ive thought about this a lot One whole costco pizza (pepperoni), 3 2liters of pepsi, a cooler of ice (the crunchy kind), a wii, and kirby's epic yarn

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 16:08:37 2021 No.17088383 >>17079012 why do you think the guards do the cleaning it's gonna be some poor bastard janitor who you've never met

Anonymous Sun Dec 5 16:08:47 2021 No.17088384
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>>17060542
Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 16:09:23 2021 No.17088389 >>17079012 Based.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 16:10:48 2021 No.17088394 >>17088384 >Dublin Dr. Pepper RIP

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>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 16:31:30 2021 No.17088456 Steak and eggs with a 50g bag of nutmeg I eat the nutmeg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 16:32:56 2021 No.17088461 A tablespoon of cinnamon and someone filming me for YouTube, so I can do the cinnamon challenge one last time...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 16:40:00 2021 No.17088481 >>17088456 You’ll be in hell before you even die

Anonymous Sun Dec 5 17:35:49 2021 No.17088666

>>17060542
hot breast milk manually squirted by hand out of a 40 year old thicc milf’s thumb-sized nipple right onto my tongue. then the same milf sucks a mouthful of her breast milk and kisses me on the lips squirting the milk into my mouth. the milf woman must be a virgin and have a hip waist ratio of 2:1, as well as big thick arms to hold me in the process. lactation must be acheived through hormonal supplements. then they can fry me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 18:00:30 2021 No.17088737 >>17088431 now this is shitposting

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 18:07:18 2021 No.17088761 >>17064263 A for effort

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 18:44:20 2021 No.17088884 >>17060542 The Donald Trump special: 2 big macs, 2 double fillet o'fishes, chocolate shake, and a well done steak with ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 18:56:17 2021 No.17088916 I would try to smuggle in some high dose THC edibles and maybe some LSD just because fuck it. Imagine doing the death walk with a head full of acid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 5 20:34:30 2021 No.17089224 File: 141 KB, 1000x1000, 1638744249652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17079012 Famous last words: >Clean it up jannies

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 01:46:16 2021 No.17090367 >>17089224 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 11:05:05 2021 No.17091554 >>17088666 >the milf woman must be a virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 11:06:04 2021 No.17091558 The wardens cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 11:23:14 2021 No.17091625 As many laxatives as they can fit in like a mixing bowl, I wanna make the janny that cleans up after me seethe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 14:44:01 2021 No.17092270 >>17089224 fucking hell kekked to eternity

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 15:34:58 2021 No.17092443 Pot Roast with Creme Brulee as a dessert and perhaps as a side poutaine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 19:59:05 2021 No.17093453 >>17092443 >leaf

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 22:27:22 2021 No.17094018 File: 48 KB, 637x478, 1509588486112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17079012 One's "Last Dinner" actually happens two days before their execution to prevent this. You're only taken to the chair after you've evacuated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 6 23:34:19 2021 No.17094215 File: 140 KB, 503x519, smug_PKP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17094018 >You're only taken to the chair after you've evacuated. >refuse to shit >they can never execute you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 01:47:01 2021 No.17094517 my last meal options on a scale of sinful gluttony 1. grilled or fried salmon with the skin on and honey to drizzle over it 2. a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with a pepsi 3. 10 Bojangles boberry biscuits, a chocolate cake, and 2l of pepsi

Anonymous Tue Dec 7 08:20:37 2021 No.17095307

>>17064050
>>have to give a bump of people guns with blanks so they don't know feel guilty
This is a myth. Why Utah executed Ronnie Lee Gardner they got like 200 volunteers from the state department of corrections. People will willingly chose to be on a firing squad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 12:58:39 2021 No.17096122 >>17061062 it would taste salty

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 13:32:14 2021 No.17096234 >>17060542 i would order 1 raw signed pardon from the governor it's my last meal and they have to get whatever i want

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 13:52:42 2021 No.17096319 Ragù alla Bolognese, impossible to get 100% right. Will keep me alive until I die of old age.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 14:05:22 2021 No.17096374 >>17082065 >>pineapple on pizza >I'll die in two days but you will seethe forever

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 18:06:15 2021 No.17097381 >>17096374 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 18:07:59 2021 No.17097386 >>17060542 Warden's Wife's pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 7 21:34:51 2021 No.17098249 What does pussy taste like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 00:24:57 2021 No.17098818 >>17060542 A panfried steak

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 02:00:40 2021 No.17099177 >>17060542 cookie dough, cunny

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 02:05:34 2021 No.17099192 ten pound of fruit roll ups

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 02:25:59 2021 No.17099257 vienna sausages in hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 02:27:57 2021 No.17099263 >>17099177 Consider the following: Cunny stuffed with cookie dough. It would be a real kinder surprise.

Anonymous Wed Dec 8 08:31:57 2021 No.17100172

>>17064057
>he posts about weiners on a website made to post cartoon children
>while at work
>or meeting people
>or having sex
Anon we don't ridicule you for phoneposting because you dare leave your computer. We ridicule you because you fucking took 4chan with you despite leaving your computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 09:18:54 2021 No.17100272 >>17060689 Oi goy it may be your last meal but we can't go overbuged here.

Anonymous Wed Dec 8 09:35:53 2021 No.17100311

>>17060542
A club sandwich with fries. But it has to be done right. None of that shit with one paper thin bacon slice per quarter and lettuce sticks instead of actual lettuce, and certainly not spoiled chicken LIKE I KEEP FUCKING GETTING LATELY. And the fries need a good dipping gravy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 09:48:15 2021 No.17100347 >>17060542 >What is your last meal request? If it's unlimited i'd order a bunch of food i've never tried before. Never really ate oysters or flounder. Never had a medium rare steak. Never had a shepherds pie either

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 10:49:48 2021 No.17100535 a nice tall hot cup of coffee with hazelnut creamer so when they kill me I empty my bowels everywhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 12:45:24 2021 No.17100924 >>17099263 What kind of cookie dough though

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 14:32:59 2021 No.17101372 >>17060576 takes me back to better times

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 14:35:20 2021 No.17101383 >>17060641 >the guillotine was more humane because that never failed literally not true. it generally meant the executioner was shit and didn't maintain their blade, but there are numerous instances of failed guillotinings throughout history.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 19:08:32 2021 No.17102600 >>17101372 I feel so old bros…

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 22:12:51 2021 No.17103293 File: 952 KB, 480x360, 1636675377826.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17064557

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 22:27:48 2021 No.17103327 >>17079012 leave 3 liters of liquid shit as a passing gift

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 22:53:52 2021 No.17103414 >>17062146 I'm from rhode island I've never heard of "Hot Weiner" I get the food in the link from Eats in Seekonk, i just call it a hot dog with meat sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 22:55:42 2021 No.17103420 >>17088431 >literal shitposting

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 22:59:54 2021 No.17103435 >>17067152 nice one

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 8 23:01:42 2021 No.17103440 >>17103327 Don’t you mean liquid gift?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 09:06:03 2021 No.17104984 >>17060542 Vegas buffet If not then tacos, I will make the clean up hard either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 09:09:58 2021 No.17104998 >>17064568 Anon, you died years ago. Rest in peace

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 09:17:36 2021 No.17105015 >>17094517 >Bojangles boberry biscuits I did not know that something could sound so silly and I`m a bong

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 11:14:05 2021 No.17105347 A plate of potslickers, another plate of gyoza, dumplings, and empenadas with a pint of sweet tea

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 11:20:01 2021 No.17105366 Caesar salad. And a cigarette, or e cig.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 11:31:18 2021 No.17105396 >>17060558 >>17060641 How can the failure rate for lethal injection be so high? Like nigga, just inject s gallon of the stuff into the bloodstream, what's the worst that could happen? OD the guy? That's what you're trying to do anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 12:00:07 2021 No.17105474 >>17064369 >Sugar free gummy bears >Hold it in I actually ate around a pound of these once and I can testify there's no way it's staying in your body that long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 13:09:35 2021 No.17105703 A dozen of assorted Krispy Kreme donuts and a gallon of cold milk

Anonymous Thu Dec 9 13:19:05 2021 No.17105744

>>17060542
a two inch think ribeye cooked to 135 internal on a 900 degree grill, a 3 pound lobster, and a quarter pound of room temperature butter. salt, pepper, and a few lemons. a bottle of lagavulin and some fresh bread. vanilla frozen custard with a jar of luxardo cherries

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 13:20:01 2021 No.17105751 Like 12 corn dogs and some mr mustard hot mustard

Anonymous Thu Dec 9 15:41:05 2021 No.17106238

I'm here to be a total buzzkill

>There's almost always a price limit of ~$50
>any "unreasonable requests" or requests that cannot be fulfilled can and will be refused
>this means your "rarest truffle" plan will not work
>alcohol and tobacco are never allowed
>last meals are usually served 2 days prior to execution, so your brilliant plan to shit everywhere upon death will not work
>even if it did work, they put you in a diaper
>did you really think they'd just let you shit all over the execution slab?
and perhaps most important to know if you ever find yourself staring down death row
>SPECIFY WHERE YOU WANT YOUR FOOD TO COME FROM if you are ordering something like fried chicken, a burger, a pizza etc
>This is why most inmates choose fast food, because if you don't specify what restaurant you want the food to come from, the Prison chef will make your meal "to the best of his ability"
>If you want a Bacon Double Cheeseburger, he'll try to make you one, but who knows how good it will be

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 21:08:10 2021 No.17107453 >>17105366 >e cig

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 21:30:23 2021 No.17107542 >>17061158 Trashy. That’s the best you can think of? And tobacco is prohibited you sad cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 9 21:39:35 2021 No.17107573 >>17107542 while you’re getting your anus remodeled in the showers I’ll be in the chair with a belly-full of america’s finest and i’ll be quad snusing cause I’m the best and you’re a fagoot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 00:22:36 2021 No.17108210 >>17107573 >america’s finest

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 01:39:57 2021 No.17108390 >>17105015 they taste as good as they sound silly

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 05:38:05 2021 No.17108906 >>17060542 gasoline

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 07:22:23 2021 No.17109151 >>17067257 grow up dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 13:03:56 2021 No.17110027 >>17108906 Gasoween

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 17:29:06 2021 No.17111050 >>17110027 Petwol

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 17:29:40 2021 No.17111054 >>17060542 A naked shota bathed in maple syrup

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 19:28:22 2021 No.17111534 >>17107453 Well a lot of jails/prisons have vapes on commissary but don't allow cigarettes

Anonymous Fri Dec 10 19:33:24 2021 No.17111557

>>17105396
Different genetics react to some drugs in different ways, including in magnitude. You've probably heard how red heads usually need more anesthesia or seen the different reference ranges for EGFR tests based on race. Basically what I'm getting at is the "lethal injection" is designed to only work on blacks (niggers) in case a mistake was made. This has been come to be known as systemic racism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 19:33:45 2021 No.17111561 >>17061062 childhood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 19:35:53 2021 No.17111569 >>17060558 Wouldnt it be cooler if you got to choose your bullet of death (up to a certain cost limit, like, 100$). Like you can choose an ati material rifle, or a slug round or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 21:00:12 2021 No.17111949 So there's a woman on death row, and her execution is tomorrow. She's sitting in her cell, and the guard makes his way down and asks her what she would like for her last meal. She thinks for a moment, then says "I don't know, what sounds good to you?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 10 21:01:47 2021 No.17111957 >>17060542 one fully cooked yid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 00:15:22 2021 No.17112708 >>17060542 death cap mushrooms since they apparently taste great but they're deadly of course poison doesn't kick in for a few days hope they don't commute my sentence after my last meal though tbqh kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 07:05:35 2021 No.17113707 >>17111949 Wouldnt it be funny if he said his dick haha

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 07:07:44 2021 No.17113712 >>17060542 I'm having what Adolf had.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 07:21:28 2021 No.17113733 >>17060542 Why would I be on death row? Harming other people is just rude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 08:18:53 2021 No.17113807 seconding for pussy pot pie. sounds kinda lit ngl frfr ong

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 13:28:24 2021 No.17114674 >>17060542 The family of the person responsible for me ending up on death row.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 13:30:31 2021 No.17114681 >>17111569 I'd pick experimental Chinese railgun

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 15:14:15 2021 No.17114986 >>17060542 people on death row (in the US) no longer get to request a last meal. they get whatever is on the menu that day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 15:32:33 2021 No.17115040 >>17114986 That varies depending on state. The ones that do have a Last Meal typically has caveats like max allowance $30-50, no booze/drugs/smokes, has to be reasonably easy to procure/prepare.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 17:42:22 2021 No.17115535 >>17115040 >no booze I hate Protestantism so much it's unreal

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 17:56:17 2021 No.17115607 Requesting something from a Columbian or Indean restaurant would be allowed right? I only see people requesting comfort food or fancy expensive stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 18:48:47 2021 No.17115875 A huge plate of beans. Think I'd like to go out doing a one-man reenactment of the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 18:49:58 2021 No.17115882 >>17115875 get the fuck out you old cunt. 4chan is for young people. fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 18:53:04 2021 No.17115894 >>17115882 You need to lighten up. You're probably older than I am.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 18:55:39 2021 No.17115904 >>17115882 Ah yes, the ones posting in 2003 on 4chinz are still zoomers. Fuck off you stupid fuck. It's our website. Make your own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 18:58:45 2021 No.17115920 >>17115904 >boasting about wasting time on this shithole for 18 years of your short, sweet life Anyone who actually tries to front as an oldfag should be examined for mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 19:15:33 2021 No.17115982 >>17115920 >>boasting about wasting time on this shithole for 18 years of your short, sweet life Why are you here than? Or is it only pathetic after a decade?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 19:18:51 2021 No.17115995 >>17115982 >Why are you here than(sic)? Because you're here forever, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 19:19:28 2021 No.17115996 >>17115982 Neither of you are pathetic you are both of you my irreplaceable friends

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 11 19:38:01 2021 No.17116078 >>17115996 Your post has inspired me. I'd like to reenact the Blazing Saddles scene with all of you, sitting around the campfire as a 4chan frens eating beans and just letting loose.

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