/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17053533]

uh, americans? explain yourselves.

[Anonymous No.17053537]

We eat cheese because cheese is power. We smell like cheese. Our breath smells like cheese.

[Anonymous No.17053538]

Tastes good

[Anonymous No.17053540]

Cheese is delicious and very calorie dense, it's a miracle of nature.

[SVL No.17053545]

>>17053533
Are you gonna sign this, or is it going to be your surviving family members?

[Anonymous No.17053556]

w-whats wrong with cheese

[Anonymous No.17053559]

>>17053556
Americans eat it

[Anonymous No.17053572]

Imagine being such a shithole 3rd worlder or Eurotard (same thing at this point) and your country can't even fucking afford cheese YIKES

[Anonymous No.17053580]

My household can eat a 6 pound block of cheese in a week, there's nothing to explain.

[Anonymous No.17053588]

>>17053533
I will not be shamed for my love of cheese. I refuse.

The Jew fears the cheese eating white man. Kosher law disallows the cheeseburger.

[Anonymous No.17053606]

>>17053533
anyone who has lactose intolerance, especially when consuming our based plastic "NOW MELTS!" cheese needs to face the wall. You are NOT human.

[Anonymous No.17053642]

>>17053572
>imagine taking cheese 70 fucking times a day
Can't be you

[Anonymous No.17053673]

>>17053606
>dismissing a man who is willing to challenge nature itself so that he might consume the cheese that is his birthright as an American
You sir, are swine.

[Anonymous No.17053679]

>>17053533
imagine not eating cheese, fucking europoor lmao

[Anonymous No.17053681]

the pic you posted is not actually nor can it legally be called cheese.

[Anonymous No.17053687]

>>17053533
It's all this fucker's fault.
>t.old guy

[Anonymous No.17053697]

>>17053533
Explain your creepy fucking stalker-like obsession with us first.
Seriously, you fucks come across like some psycho bastard who goes through a woman’s trash, and then tells her
>So I noticed from the tampons you threw away last month in your trash which I collected and sorted in my basement were a bit more heavily soaked than usual.
>Last time that happened, it seems you were getting wet for a new romantic interest. Is there something you should tell me, “””darling”””?

[Anonymous No.17053711]

>>17053697
you're talking to the same people who send out inspectors to snoop around homes and make sure residents aren't watching publicly accessible television without a license, frequently harassing them in the process.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Fn4BiHekk&t=117s

[Anonymous No.17053733]

>>17053711
God, it feels good to be an American.

[Anonymous No.17053734]

>>17053533
Eurofags will never understand the joy of cheese.

[Anonymous No.17053738]

>>17053711
I almost wish we had something like this in the US so that groids would get shot for reaching behind their backs for a gun when the officer asked for their FOX loicense.

[Anonymous No.17053801]

>>17053533
Because we can

[Anonymous No.17053837]

>>17053572
>>17053679
>>17053734
these are bots, right? Even americans couldn't be this ignorant

[Anonymous No.17053849]

>>17053540
this. if you were traveling across this fat country before cars were around, you brought a large wedge of cheese with you, if not a whole wheel.
cheese, dry bread, dry meat and beer and seasonal foods was everyone's diet during the manifest destiny years

[Anonymous No.17053853]

>>17053801
based scandinavia

[Anonymous No.17053856]

>>17053673
based, yet cringe. Because your family is NOT WHITE but you have evolved to be based honorary white man

[Anonymous No.17053857]

>>17053837
Silence poor, seethe harder in silence and let the first worlders speak.

[Anonymous No.17053860]

>Americans eat so much cheese
Compared to who? Every cheese I eat is European and there's a huge cheese culture here in the UK too.

[Anonymous No.17053873]

Its the almighty will of the Green Bay Packers...

[Anonymous No.17053894]

>>17053837
it's just banter with the lads innit

[Anonymous No.17053989]

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[Anonymous No.17054000]

>>17053533
Erm